Live Variety Tour [Quick Transmigration]

Su Xinfeng: ... This is not what I want to kneel, you know?Who knelt down to you for a single bite!Do you know how scary you were just now?Are you fucking schizophrenic? !

With an innocent face, Tang Xiaoduo stepped forward to help Su Xinfeng up.

Xiaotu jumped between the two of them, and bared his teeth at Su Xinfeng.Su Xinfeng shuddered, stepped back, and sat down on the ground.

Xiaotu turned around and bumped into Tang Xiaoduo again, knocked him back to the side of the stone and sat down, "Silly mistress, don't mess with the grass, don't touch other men, and obey your husband's rules." The master is not here, so it has to take care of the master. Look at the silly mistress, never allow any male creature to approach the silly mistress!

"Accidentally knocked myself out of the male" series.

"What?" Tang Xiaoduo had no choice but to stab Su Xinfeng, "It's just helping senior, and there will be no danger or being touched. Don't worry, senior is too weak to beat me."

Su Xinfeng: Is this how you, a rookie, get into the entertainment industry?Can you speak?You can't even get through one episode of a TV show like you, you know?I want to hit you so much you know? !

However, Su Xinfeng kept nagging in his heart and dared not say anything.Both the person and the dog on the opposite side were a bit evil, and he was a little scared.

"There are not enough beds." When he was about to go to bed at night, Tang Xiaoduo took out a one-meter-wide folding bed, "Senior, you two are lovers, right? Please squeeze this bed."

Su Xinfeng has a lot of girlfriend fans, so his relationship with Xueman is secretly, and he has always announced that he is single.It wasn't until he stole the credit that belonged to the original owner and gained the infinite love of the public that he brazenly announced his relationship with Xueman.

At this time, the relationship between the two has not been exposed, Su Xinfeng reflexively wanted to refute, but was stopped by Xueman's arm.

He choked when he saw Sherman's new clothes.He and Xueman appeared in front of Tang Xiaoduo like that, it must have been exposed.Now, I have to think about how to shut Tang Xiaoduo's mouth so that he will not speak out in the future.

"By the way, senior." Tang Xiaoduo suggested intimately, "There are only children here, don't do that kind of thing at night, it won't affect you well."

Su Xinfeng: ...

[My rum is too honest, I just tell the truth. 】

[Su Xinfeng is disgusting!Disgusting! 】

[Thinking about it this way, Su Xinfeng has never admitted to being in love before, all because he was cheating on his fans. 】

"Also, there is not enough food. Let's go down the mountain to find food tomorrow morning."

Su Xinfeng looked at the two bags of noodles that had not been opened, and swallowed, "Aren't there still two bags?"

"There are many children, so we can't be hungry. Two bags won't last long. And we don't know when the rescue will come. We need to find more." Tang Xiaoduo kidnapped him morally, "Senior, there are only two of us here, looking for food That's what we're supposed to do, isn't it?"

Su Xinfeng: ...Yes.

【grass!Slut Su is so reluctant to agree. 】

[Big news, Xueman has surrendered! 】

In the initial plane.

Su Xinfeng was stopped at the customs by the family of the female teacher, and then taken away as a suspect in the murder of Lang Mu.He was still nostalgic for the glorious life of the past six months, couldn't recognize the reality, and struggled to refuse to confess, but Xueman voluntarily went to the police station to surrender.

The audience eagerly wanted to know what happened. They watched the live broadcast in the studio while waiting for the result of the interrogation.

In the early morning, Tang Xiaoduo unceremoniously woke up Su Xinfeng.

Su Xinfeng's eyes were black and blue, his eyes were dull, he looked like a salted fish, the two of them were squeezed together on a small fold-up bed without even a quilt, this was a torment for a pampered star like him.

He was hungry and uncomfortable, and couldn't help getting up quietly in the middle of the night, wanting to cook a bowl of noodles.Then he was discovered by Tang Xiaoduo, who ruthlessly dragged him to the iron prison where the traffickers were held near the cave. If he couldn't sleep, he could chat with the traffickers and influence them.

Su Xinfeng felt guilty, and was afraid of Tang Xiaoduo's strength, so he stayed outside until it was slightly dawn before he dared to come back.

At this time, he looked helplessly at Xueman and the children who were eating noodles, feeling the despair of life, and drank bowl after bowl of clear water-like noodle soup.

What he doesn't know is that there are always more desperate things in this world, such as the way down the mountain.

He rolled all the way down.

When I walked out of the cave for more than ten meters, there was a slope down the mountain.Su Xinfeng took a long wooden stick as a crutch. He stabilized the stick first, then took a small step down, then pulled out the stick and stuck it forward on the ground. Repeatedly, it took five or six steps to walk one meter.

Alas, the shyest girls don't walk so delicately, let me help you.Tang Xiaoduo thought kindly.

Some spiritual power seeped out from Tang Xiaoduo's conscious body, slowly enveloping Su Xinfeng's body.Then an invisible whip hit Su Xinfeng's body, he screamed and rolled all the way down.

Tang Xiaoduo pretended to be anxious, walked three steps in two steps, and walked down the mountain steadily.

[In comparison, Su Xinfeng is really rubbish. 】

[Lang Mu is really super powerful! 】

[Su Zhaza is so useless! 】

The road down the mountain was submerged for a while, and Su Xinfeng rolled face-down into the water without stopping all the way.He took a few sips of the muddy water unexpectedly, and frantically thumped like a fool in the half-meter-deep water. It took him a long time to discover the depth of the water.

Sitting in the water, he kept trembling, not noticing that although he was in a mess, he was not injured at all. When Tang Xiaoduo came to the front, he shouted out of control, "Why don't you hold me?! You Do you want me to die? Fuck you—"

Everyone knows what the next word in Su Xinfeng's words is.The original owner took it as his duty to protect his mother and sister since he was a child, and would never tolerate other people's swear words to insult his family, and Tang Xiaoduo didn't want to hear Su Xinfeng's mouth full of disgusting words.

Tang Xiaoduo leaned over and punched Su Xinfeng in the face.

"calm!"

Su Xinfeng was stunned for a moment, then erupted even more violently, "Fuck—"

Tang Xiaoduo grabbed his arm and pulled him up, then shook him hard, and threw him further into the deeper water.

It's so cool for Downs' father to bully people with force!Father Deauville Am I a man? !

No, I'm a law-abiding and law-loving citizen of Interstellar, so I can't do this!

So Tang Xiaoduo picked up Su Xinfeng who was thrashing in the water again, "Calm down."

Su Xinfeng choked on the water, coughed profusely, calmed down, and didn't say anything else.

"Some of the food in these houses was taken away by the owners, and some were swept downstream by the initial rapid torrent, but there are still some left over. You can look over the place where the bottom of the water is covered by mud and stones, or you can Go and search through those collapsed houses." Tang Xiaoduo was very magnanimous, and he didn't hesitate to teach him, "Be careful. Also, I will never give you what I find, so please work hard to find it, senior. If you find something, you and Senior Xueman only has something to eat."

Don't try to sit back and enjoy the success, go to work.Tang Xiaoduo didn't wait for Su Xinfeng to reply, turned around and dived into the water.

Visibility in the water is extremely low, and you can almost only grope with your eyes closed.Tang Xiaoduo came up again, took a breath, and dived down.He had just found enough food for the children to eat for two days, but he still felt something attracting him, so he swam all the way east to the bottom of a cliff.

There is mud and stones all over here, Tang Xiaoduo found a place and kept digging down with both hands.At the beginning, he would go up to take a breath from time to time, but as the dug deeper and deeper, Tang Xiaoduo gradually ignored everything around him and kept digging, even forgetting to take a breath.

"Xiaoduo." There was a voice in my head.

Tang Xiaoduo paused, remembering the current situation.He surfaced and took a deep breath, reassuring the worried audience from the original plane.

"Father Downs, I want the following things."

"Okay, Dad will come to you later and take it out."

"Thank you, Father Downs, I will continue to do the task." Tang Xiaoduo tapped his forehead heavily with the palm of his hand to wake himself up from the inexplicable state.

On the way up the mountain, Su Xinfeng also walked very hard, almost slipping in two steps and falling in three steps.Tang Xiaoduo didn't play tricks this time, Su Xinfeng was really frustrated.

And Su Xinfeng's slot is not limited to this one.He found two bags of biscuits, and he couldn't wait to open and eat one bag when he was down the mountain.Wrestling and eating while going up the mountain now, it seems that she doesn't plan to save some for Xueman.

After returning to the cave, Tang Xiaoduo first checked the condition of the female teacher, and the fever had completely subsided.According to Xueman, the teacher woke up for a while in the morning, feeling a little confused, but able to swallow, so she cooked half a bowl of noodles for the teacher.

The little soil barked lazily, proving that Xueman was not lying.

Tang Xiaoduo gave her a bag of biscuits appreciatively, "Thank you for your hard work, here are you. In addition, you don't need to share with Senior Su. He also found two bags, and he seems to have eaten them."

Papa Deauville, I've turned bad, I'm going to sue and sow discord.

Su Xinfeng stood aside, hearing the words wanted to give Tang Xiaoduo a look, but he didn't dare, so he had to avoid Xueman's sight with his eyes wandering.

"Well, I see. Thank you, Lang Mu." Xueman smiled softly, full of the style of a bosom friend and big sister.

At noon, Tang Xiaoduo took a nap with the children as usual.Xueman glanced at the back of Tang Xiaoduo who was lying down, and pulled Su Xinfeng out of the cave.

"Brother Feng, the children asked me this morning if I knew Lang Mu. They also took out a pen and asked me to write Lang Mu's name on their arms."

"Brother Feng, the children don't know or remember Lang Mu's name at all. Maybe after a while, they won't even remember Lang Mu's face."

Su Xinfeng's brain has never been very good, and he can't think of what Xueman planned, "Just say what you want to say."

Xueman scolded Su Xinfeng for being stupid in her heart, and she induced with a smile on her face, "Brother Feng, the rain hasn't stopped since yesterday, and then the flood receded, so we can leave here soon. But after leaving... Lang Mu saved seven He took care of two children and one teacher, and caught three human traffickers. He is still a newcomer without a single work. After a few days, he will be popular on the Internet. .”

"He's just being so rude to us right now, he doesn't even give us anything to eat. When he becomes popular in the future, won't he be so proud of us?"

"Also, the whole country will pay attention to such a big flood. What is the concept of saving so many people in this disaster? What a great opportunity to become famous. If this reputation is yours, Brother Feng, the endorsement of Brilliant International, definitely It fell directly on you, how could there be a chance for Zhao Zhisheng's little face? He will definitely not dare to compete with you for endorsement, Brother Feng."

"The teacher doesn't know who saved her, and the children can't speak clearly. If we say that you saved them..."

"..."

Xueman spoke softly and analyzed Su Xinfeng carefully.Su Xinfeng's eyes became brighter and brighter, and his heart beat faster.

The audience on the initial plane looked at the ugly faces of the two people in the picture, burning with rage.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Xiaotu: Silly mistress, I'm so hungry, let me eat the dregs, I promise there will be no dregs left.

Tang Xiaoduo: Be good, you can't eat it, it will ruin your stomach.