Live Variety Tour [Quick Transmigration]

1.

My name is Xiaotu, and the reason for my name is because I am a great Chinese pastoral dog, and this breed has another name, called... Tugou.

Alas, forget it, the past is unbearable looking back at Yue Mingzhong.

2.

My master is Li Xiao, but the actual master is Wu Duo, the silly mistress, because Li Xiao is a wife slave and obedient to the silly mistress.

Oh, by the way, the silly mistress is now called Tang Xiaoduo.

Tang Xiaoduo's name is very nice, and he is so loving. As soon as he hears it, he knows that he is the son of Downs and Deauville.

If the silly mistress could take it easy when naming me, and choose a name like "Li Xiaoduo" or "Li Duoduo", that would be great!

They say that I am their son all day long, all to coax me, how can there be a son whose surname is "Xiao"? !

Alas, forget it, the past is unbearable looking back at Yue Mingzhong.

3.

My master and my silly mistress have suffered a lot.

But that's all in the past, so I won't mention it.

What I want to say is that these hardships are worth it, and it has brought me great rewards.

When I was hanging around in the interstellar world, I wasn't so cowardly.

Yes, I was a little scared when I saw animals that looked like hills.

After all, I am so handsome and invincible. I see people love flowers and see flowers bloom. I am wise and powerful... Weak and pitiful, these strong rough guys will hurt me if they are not careful!

Fortunately, their actual combat power is very low, and I can easily knock them down, even with only one paw and only a few minutes.

Of course, there is an exception here, that is the khaki tomcat in the neighbor’s house, it seems to have been specially trained by its master who served in the army, it is very organized in fighting, and it can fight with me for a long time.

But it starts to pretend to be weak every time it plays for up to 10 minutes, tricks the little idiot over, and licks its fur forcibly!

Heh, male cat.

Shameless male cat.

4.

Once again I agree with Grandpa Deauville that I'm ready to spoil the good morning of Master and Silly Matron.

I jumped from the yard to the window sill of the bedroom of the silly mistress on the second floor, and laughed loudly, "My handsome guy is here!"

The two people in the bedroom were sitting side by side in front of a small table, with their backs to me, and they were doing something!Hearing my voice, before the silly mistress made any movements, the stupid master waved my hand and pushed me down with mental strength.

I fell into the arms of Grandpa Deauville, and after looking at him silently, I jumped onto the windowsill again.

"Stupid master, you abuse your pets!"

... I was pushed down again.

Jumping up for the third time, I stopped talking nonsense, and just quickly said sadly, "Today is Grandpa Deauville's birthday, don't you remember, don't you still think about spending time with you and me?!"

The silly mistress held down the stupid master's hand this time, turned around and smiled helplessly, "Ah Xiao and I are just making gifts."

He turned sideways, and I saw the table in front of him, which was indeed full of mechanical parts.

Uh uh uh.

... I was pushed down again.

This time, there was no Grandpa Deauville's embrace to welcome me. He must have heard what the silly mistress said, and he was so happy that he left quickly, pretending that he had never been here.

He ruthlessly abandoned me as a teammate.

The world is going down!People are not old!

And the dangers of the human heart are more than that.

After having a birthday dinner at night, I was lying comfortably on the sofa when the stupid host told Grandpa Downs that I fell in love with Grandpa Deauville this morning.

I felt the sharp eyes of Grandpa Downs almost instantly.

I:……

Li Xiao stupid master, this villain who must retaliate, who turns black and white!

5.

Today is the day when the master and the silly mistress get married.

I decided to grab a kiss!

……Kidding.I'm a little clever kid, how could I do something that would definitely be beaten to death?

I decided to trick Xiao BuDian to do it.

But I was careless. The khaki tomcat of the neighbor’s neighbor saw my sinister intentions and snatched the little one away in advance.

Alas, it's so hard to do something bad these days.

I followed Grandpa Deauville to the wedding venue, which is a huge venue that can even accommodate [-] khaki cats.

Seems like a lot of people are going to bring their Big Mac pets, and I'm a little wilted.

That will be mountains, mountains and rivers~ mountains and rivers~ connected~

cough!How did I start singing?

I am no longer a demon, sitting on Grandpa Deauville's lap, quietly waiting for the best moment in the lives of the stupid master and the stupid mistress.

The two finally came to the present, got married, and stayed together for a lifetime.

Wang is really moved.

I cried with Grandpa Deauville, and I uttered the old father's cry:

"Li Xiao, I warn you! If you dare to treat my Xiaoduo badly in the future, I will hack you to death!"

"Stupid master, let me tell you! If you dare to bully me again in the future, I will bully the silly mistress!"

Grandpa Deauville beat me on the head and continued to cry:

"Li Xiao, if you don't let Xiao Duo go home often, I'll let Downs beat you to death!"

I also continue to cry:

"Stupid master, our house is next to grandpa's house. If you dare to bully me again, I will ask grandpa to interrupt your sleepy sleep with silly mistress!"

...I was beaten and ran away by them.

Really, people are sincerely sad, okay?

I was emboldened by melancholy, and I didn't hesitate anymore. I ran around in the wedding hall, ran on the "mountains and rivers", ran and ran, and my body suddenly hung in the air.

My willow slender waist was held by one hand!

Oh, the smelly gadfly!Let go of me, uncle!

However, the owner of the hand—a stinky gadfly with delicate features, was very rampant.

He hugged me into his arms, tossed and tossed, squeezed my ears for a while, tugged at my tail for a while, and kept muttering, "You are the little soil from Uncle Tang's family? Aren't you fully evolved, can you transform into a human form? Let me have a look, okay?"

Look at you big head ghost!

After this person touched my little soil, I finally couldn't help it!I tried my best to break free, threw myself on his neck and bit him hard!

……

Now, let me summarize the concluding remarks:

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Don't ask what happened to me and that stinky gadfly!

The author has something to say: Huh... a little sad.The first article in my life, I wrote it for three and a half months, and it was over...

I don't know what to say, so stop talking.