Dick drove me to school.When I was about to get out of the car, Dick called to stop me.
"Daughter-in-law, wait a minute."
"Huh?" I looked back at him.
Dick leaned over and kissed me lightly on the forehead, saying:
"Hope you're having a great day."
"Stay in this position and close your eyes."
"What are you going to do?" Although he didn't understand, Dick still did it.
I took his face in my hands and kissed him.
"You too."
After speaking, I quickly opened the car door and left, my heart beating wildly.
Xiangmei, Xiangmei, why are you shy?You are just kissing your husband.
I consoled myself, but my face was still hot.
After entering the classroom and sitting down, Xiao Fei rushed over immediately.
"Tsk tsk tsk, this married person is different."
"Wow, what's the difference?" I pulled up my neckline, trying to cover the hickey.
"What are you covering? My old lady has seen it! Tsk tsk tsk, Xiang Meili."
"Damn girl! Tsk, tsk, what a fart. I was bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night."
"Yes, yes, it was bitten by a mosquito, and it was still a big mosquito."
"Damn girl, do you dare to call my husband a mosquito?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiang Meili, she started protecting her shortcomings within a few days of getting married. You have to call her 'husband' so sweet."
"How? I just got married and have a husband. Hurry up and get married if you have the ability."
"Xiang Meili, show off again! My mother came to school early in the morning and saw you and your family showing off your affection in the car. It's really disgusting."
"Fart! Why are Dick and I showing affection?"
"No? Since you got out of the car, you've looked like you're in a good mood. "
"Damn girl! You are the only one with a bright heart! I say that those who are clean will clean themselves."
"The one who pays back the 'clearer'? Your face is as red as a monkey's butt. I really can't see that someone who has dated twelve boyfriends can still blush."
"Is my face really so red?" I asked softly.
Xiaofei gave me a look of "this is not nonsense", handed me the mirror by the way, and said:
"Take a good look at your youthful look."
I was indeed flushed in the mirror, no wonder why I felt my face was hot all the time.
"Is this the magic of love?" I put down the mirror and said to myself.
It turned out that I, who had been complained about anemia all the time, turned out to be so rosy now.
"Xiang Meili, you are enough! If you provoke me again, don't blame me for being cruel!"
"Then you have to get used to it, because I think some of you will be exciting in the future."
"Xiang Meili, die to me!" Saying that, Xiaopang rushed over viciously to tickle me.
In class, the abbot was splashing foam at the mouth of the podium, and his spirits were high; I was listening inattentively in the audience, my mind was distracted, and all I could think about was Dick, and I had just left in the morning.
I don't know what he is doing at this time?The weather is so hot, I wonder if he remembers to drink water?It's almost noon, I don't know what he is going to eat?Will his colleagues bully him because he is honest?They dare!But Dick was so strong that he would take them down with ease.
Thinking of his clumsy look last night, I couldn't help laughing.Oh, I really want to see him soon.
At this time, I suddenly received a message on my mobile phone. I opened it and saw that it was from Dick.
"Daughter-in-law, I miss you so much within half an hour of being apart, what should I do?"
"Comrade Dick Hunter, please work hard and stick to your post! (serious)"
"I miss you too." As soon as the first message was sent, I uncontrollably sent another one.
Oh My God!Xiang Meili, are you crazy? !
Dick only sent a text message and didn't reply to me again, but I kept staring at the phone from time to time to see if I had received the message.Even if there is no news, I will stare at the message sent by Dick repeatedly, like a treasure.
Time passed without knowing it, and the abbot was satisfied with answering students' questions on the podium.I watched Dick's news in my seat, and I was satisfied.
"Xiang Meili! May I ask if your heart is still here?" Xiao Fei patted my shoulder hard, which startled me.
"Damn girl! Are you trying to murder your girlfriend?" I yelled.
"I want to, of course I want to! Then your husband will be mine."
"Bah! Don't even think about it. How could my Dick have taken a fancy to you? He's not blind."
"Xiang Meili, what do you mean?"
"It's literally. Why, do you still need me to say it?"
"Xiang Meili, my old lady strangled you to death!"
"You catch me first, hee hee." I jumped up from my seat and ran out.
"Xiang Meili, stop for my old lady!"
It's just that I didn't run a few steps, and I accidentally knocked down a passing person.I quickly helped him up and apologized.
"Student, I'm sorry, it's not my fault—so it was you?" The person I knocked down was Aunt Maria's son, my ex-boyfriend John.
"When did you become so lively?" John asked.
"I've always been so lively," I said with a smile.
At the beginning, I heard that he likes quiet boys, so after being with him, I suppressed my nature, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
"Are you okay? I'm leaving first." After speaking, I was going to leave with Xiao Fei who was waiting beside me.
"Good, wait!" John took my hand.
Meow meow meow? ? ?This gentleman, you are a man with a male ticket, and I am a man with a husband, please calm down and thank you.
"Mr. John Porter, please respect yourself." I pushed his hand away.
"Why did you change so much all of a sudden?" John looked in disbelief.
"Mr. Potter, this is the real me. I'm sorry to disappoint you, so excuse me." After speaking, I took Xiaopang's hand and walked to the cafeteria.
"Can we ever be together again?" John called from behind.
I didn't look back, I just stretched out my index finger and shook it.
It's really funny, he was the one who thought I was bored and then cheated and said to break up, and now he's come to get back with me like a victim.
There are only zero and countless cheating times, and I hate cheating people the most, because I will not forgive people who betrayed themselves.
"Good, if you hadn't met Dick, would you agree to his reunion?" Xiao Fat asked.
"No. Even if I hadn't met Dick, I wouldn't get back together with him. My principle is not to turn back, especially those who have betrayed me."
Missed is missed.
"Beautiful, to be honest, your heart is the most cruel." Xiaofei said.
"No way. I can't be cruel to you." I said with a smile.
"Really? What about your Dick?" Xiao Pang asked ambiguously.
"He—I won't tell you."
After I finished speaking, I poked Xiaopang's waist, and ran away with a playful smile.
"Xiang Meili, stop for my old lady!" Xiao Fei chased after her.
Before he could sit down in the cafeteria, he received a message from Dick.
"Daughter-in-law, my lunch."
Below is a photo of the food.
"Dick, you eat hamburgers, be careful you get fat. (funny)" I replied.
"No way, there is no good fast food around here. (grievance)"
"Go to a restaurant with your colleagues."
"Not enough time. Have you had your lunch yet?"
"Ready to eat."
I took pictures of lunch and sent them to Dick.
Dick didn't text me back after that.
If there is a class that I hate the most in college, it is probably physical education.
The content of the physical education class this semester is track and field. The teacher always asks us boys to run 1000 meters and girls to run 800 meters.
Every time I finished running, I was about to collapse, but Xiaopang was fine.
"Wonderful, your sports are still so bad." Xiaofei said.
"Well, it's not my fault. People have strengths and weaknesses, and sports is one of my weaknesses." I gasped.
"Later, Teacher Mediterranean will scold you again."
"He said as much as he liked, anyway, I will not lose a piece of flesh, shed a layer of skin, it doesn't hurt or itch."
In the physical education class every week, I don't know where I offended that teacher, and he scolded me every time.
No, he came again after the assembly.
"Xiang Meili, are you out of breath?" Hai Hai said.
"Report to the teacher, no." I told the truth.
"It's useless, it's really useless." Mediterranean looked as if he hated iron but steel.
No, I said teacher, not everyone likes sports and building muscles!Your muscles really give me goosebumps.Speaking of which, my Dick's body looks comfortable, he can hold up his clothes when he puts on his clothes, and he can be pleasing to the eye when undressed.
"You said you are so weak, how can you hug your wife in the future? How can you live happily as a married couple?"
"Yes, yes, the teacher is right. Then I will find a wife who can hug me in the future."
Don't listen or listen, the monk recites scriptures.Besides, I only have a husband, and my husband can hug me.
Xiaopang was already beside him and couldn't hold back his laughter.
"You kid! Go run two more laps!" Mediterranean roared at me.
"Teacher, if I run again, I will ascend to heaven to meet God." I shouted.
"Stop talking nonsense, or three laps!" Said Mediterranean stared at me.
"Teacher, if I really see God, I will cry to the Lord about all the evidence of your abuse of me!" After I finished speaking, I reluctantly went to run those two laps.
"You brat—" Hai Hai pretended to kick me and cursed with a smile.
After two laps, I just lay down on the grass on the football field and didn't care about anything.This time, the Mediterranean didn't come over to control me, and let me lie here.
But, why do I have an ominous premonition in my heart?
After I almost recovered and my breath was stable, I got up and went back to the team.
"Little fat, is there any enemy?" I asked in a low voice.
"No. Just," Xiaofei said. "We just voted you as a class representative to participate in the interesting events of this school sports meeting."
"What? Why don't I know???"
"We decided while you were running."
"Damn girl! You betrayed me!"
"They are numerous and powerful, and I have to obey them because of their coercion." Xiaopang said aggrievedly.
"Fuck you! I don't know your character yet? A tigress, who dares to force you?"
"Xiang Meili, who do you call a tigress?"
"You! You are a dead girl who eats inside and outside!"
"Teacher, Meimei said that he is willing to participate in the fun sports meeting." Xiaofei suddenly said to Haidi.
"I, I don't—"
"Oh, wonderful, you finally got the hang of it! This time I will entrust you with the fun project of our class, you must win the prize!" Mediterranean came over excitedly and patted me on the shoulder.
No, teacher, I am wronged!I don't know anything! ! !
"Just now the teacher was still hesitating who to send to participate, but I didn't expect you to volunteer."
"What? Teacher, haven't you voted before?"
"Vote? No. Well, you can stay for a while after class, and I'll talk to you about it."
I turned around and looked at Xiaopang viciously, you damn girl, just wait for me!He even fucked me!
After the Mediterranean finished talking about the so-called fun project, all the sweat I left had turned into white salt on my clothes.
No matter what you want me to find someone as a partner, it doesn't matter if it's a classmate, a teacher, or even someone who isn't from the school.
Where can I find someone?That dead girl Xiaopang has always disliked my athletic cells, so she will definitely not be a partner in my team.I am basically not familiar with the teacher, how can I invite you?What a headache.
In the end, it's all because of Xiaopang, that damned girl who cheated on me!
"Xiang Meili, why are you so slow?" Xiao Pang, who was waiting at the gate of the playground, asked impatiently.
"Damn girl! You still have the nerve to ask? It's not your fault! Now, where can I find a partner? You don't know this school, I only know you."
"You heartless fellow! This old lady is helping you."
"What the hell? Are you helping me? Help me die in peace?"
"It's wonderful, doesn't it mean that you can also find someone outside the school as a partner?" Xiaopang winked at me ambiguously.
"So what? I don't know anyone from the university next door. I can't hold up a sign at the gate of their school that says 'Hello, can someone be my partner in the school sports meeting? The little man must be rewarded '?"
"I'm talking about Xiang Meili, have you basked in the sun for a long time, and your brain lacks water? Isn't your husband an outsider?" Xiao Fat shouted.
"Yeah! I almost forgot about Dick!"
"Didn't I do this to give you newlyweds a chance to interact and develop a relationship? I worked so hard, and I was scolded by you, a wolf-hearted fellow!"
"My little fat, I didn't think of it for a while!" I immediately said with a smile on my face.
That's right, when Dick comes to participate in this fun project of the school sports meeting, I can show him around my school by the way.What was uncertain now was whether Dick would be able to rest that day.
"Daughter-in-law, wait a minute."
"Huh?" I looked back at him.
Dick leaned over and kissed me lightly on the forehead, saying:
"Hope you're having a great day."
"Stay in this position and close your eyes."
"What are you going to do?" Although he didn't understand, Dick still did it.
I took his face in my hands and kissed him.
"You too."
After speaking, I quickly opened the car door and left, my heart beating wildly.
Xiangmei, Xiangmei, why are you shy?You are just kissing your husband.
I consoled myself, but my face was still hot.
After entering the classroom and sitting down, Xiao Fei rushed over immediately.
"Tsk tsk tsk, this married person is different."
"Wow, what's the difference?" I pulled up my neckline, trying to cover the hickey.
"What are you covering? My old lady has seen it! Tsk tsk tsk, Xiang Meili."
"Damn girl! Tsk, tsk, what a fart. I was bitten by mosquitoes in the middle of the night."
"Yes, yes, it was bitten by a mosquito, and it was still a big mosquito."
"Damn girl, do you dare to call my husband a mosquito?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiang Meili, she started protecting her shortcomings within a few days of getting married. You have to call her 'husband' so sweet."
"How? I just got married and have a husband. Hurry up and get married if you have the ability."
"Xiang Meili, show off again! My mother came to school early in the morning and saw you and your family showing off your affection in the car. It's really disgusting."
"Fart! Why are Dick and I showing affection?"
"No? Since you got out of the car, you've looked like you're in a good mood. "
"Damn girl! You are the only one with a bright heart! I say that those who are clean will clean themselves."
"The one who pays back the 'clearer'? Your face is as red as a monkey's butt. I really can't see that someone who has dated twelve boyfriends can still blush."
"Is my face really so red?" I asked softly.
Xiaofei gave me a look of "this is not nonsense", handed me the mirror by the way, and said:
"Take a good look at your youthful look."
I was indeed flushed in the mirror, no wonder why I felt my face was hot all the time.
"Is this the magic of love?" I put down the mirror and said to myself.
It turned out that I, who had been complained about anemia all the time, turned out to be so rosy now.
"Xiang Meili, you are enough! If you provoke me again, don't blame me for being cruel!"
"Then you have to get used to it, because I think some of you will be exciting in the future."
"Xiang Meili, die to me!" Saying that, Xiaopang rushed over viciously to tickle me.
In class, the abbot was splashing foam at the mouth of the podium, and his spirits were high; I was listening inattentively in the audience, my mind was distracted, and all I could think about was Dick, and I had just left in the morning.
I don't know what he is doing at this time?The weather is so hot, I wonder if he remembers to drink water?It's almost noon, I don't know what he is going to eat?Will his colleagues bully him because he is honest?They dare!But Dick was so strong that he would take them down with ease.
Thinking of his clumsy look last night, I couldn't help laughing.Oh, I really want to see him soon.
At this time, I suddenly received a message on my mobile phone. I opened it and saw that it was from Dick.
"Daughter-in-law, I miss you so much within half an hour of being apart, what should I do?"
"Comrade Dick Hunter, please work hard and stick to your post! (serious)"
"I miss you too." As soon as the first message was sent, I uncontrollably sent another one.
Oh My God!Xiang Meili, are you crazy? !
Dick only sent a text message and didn't reply to me again, but I kept staring at the phone from time to time to see if I had received the message.Even if there is no news, I will stare at the message sent by Dick repeatedly, like a treasure.
Time passed without knowing it, and the abbot was satisfied with answering students' questions on the podium.I watched Dick's news in my seat, and I was satisfied.
"Xiang Meili! May I ask if your heart is still here?" Xiao Fei patted my shoulder hard, which startled me.
"Damn girl! Are you trying to murder your girlfriend?" I yelled.
"I want to, of course I want to! Then your husband will be mine."
"Bah! Don't even think about it. How could my Dick have taken a fancy to you? He's not blind."
"Xiang Meili, what do you mean?"
"It's literally. Why, do you still need me to say it?"
"Xiang Meili, my old lady strangled you to death!"
"You catch me first, hee hee." I jumped up from my seat and ran out.
"Xiang Meili, stop for my old lady!"
It's just that I didn't run a few steps, and I accidentally knocked down a passing person.I quickly helped him up and apologized.
"Student, I'm sorry, it's not my fault—so it was you?" The person I knocked down was Aunt Maria's son, my ex-boyfriend John.
"When did you become so lively?" John asked.
"I've always been so lively," I said with a smile.
At the beginning, I heard that he likes quiet boys, so after being with him, I suppressed my nature, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
"Are you okay? I'm leaving first." After speaking, I was going to leave with Xiao Fei who was waiting beside me.
"Good, wait!" John took my hand.
Meow meow meow? ? ?This gentleman, you are a man with a male ticket, and I am a man with a husband, please calm down and thank you.
"Mr. John Porter, please respect yourself." I pushed his hand away.
"Why did you change so much all of a sudden?" John looked in disbelief.
"Mr. Potter, this is the real me. I'm sorry to disappoint you, so excuse me." After speaking, I took Xiaopang's hand and walked to the cafeteria.
"Can we ever be together again?" John called from behind.
I didn't look back, I just stretched out my index finger and shook it.
It's really funny, he was the one who thought I was bored and then cheated and said to break up, and now he's come to get back with me like a victim.
There are only zero and countless cheating times, and I hate cheating people the most, because I will not forgive people who betrayed themselves.
"Good, if you hadn't met Dick, would you agree to his reunion?" Xiao Fat asked.
"No. Even if I hadn't met Dick, I wouldn't get back together with him. My principle is not to turn back, especially those who have betrayed me."
Missed is missed.
"Beautiful, to be honest, your heart is the most cruel." Xiaofei said.
"No way. I can't be cruel to you." I said with a smile.
"Really? What about your Dick?" Xiao Pang asked ambiguously.
"He—I won't tell you."
After I finished speaking, I poked Xiaopang's waist, and ran away with a playful smile.
"Xiang Meili, stop for my old lady!" Xiao Fei chased after her.
Before he could sit down in the cafeteria, he received a message from Dick.
"Daughter-in-law, my lunch."
Below is a photo of the food.
"Dick, you eat hamburgers, be careful you get fat. (funny)" I replied.
"No way, there is no good fast food around here. (grievance)"
"Go to a restaurant with your colleagues."
"Not enough time. Have you had your lunch yet?"
"Ready to eat."
I took pictures of lunch and sent them to Dick.
Dick didn't text me back after that.
If there is a class that I hate the most in college, it is probably physical education.
The content of the physical education class this semester is track and field. The teacher always asks us boys to run 1000 meters and girls to run 800 meters.
Every time I finished running, I was about to collapse, but Xiaopang was fine.
"Wonderful, your sports are still so bad." Xiaofei said.
"Well, it's not my fault. People have strengths and weaknesses, and sports is one of my weaknesses." I gasped.
"Later, Teacher Mediterranean will scold you again."
"He said as much as he liked, anyway, I will not lose a piece of flesh, shed a layer of skin, it doesn't hurt or itch."
In the physical education class every week, I don't know where I offended that teacher, and he scolded me every time.
No, he came again after the assembly.
"Xiang Meili, are you out of breath?" Hai Hai said.
"Report to the teacher, no." I told the truth.
"It's useless, it's really useless." Mediterranean looked as if he hated iron but steel.
No, I said teacher, not everyone likes sports and building muscles!Your muscles really give me goosebumps.Speaking of which, my Dick's body looks comfortable, he can hold up his clothes when he puts on his clothes, and he can be pleasing to the eye when undressed.
"You said you are so weak, how can you hug your wife in the future? How can you live happily as a married couple?"
"Yes, yes, the teacher is right. Then I will find a wife who can hug me in the future."
Don't listen or listen, the monk recites scriptures.Besides, I only have a husband, and my husband can hug me.
Xiaopang was already beside him and couldn't hold back his laughter.
"You kid! Go run two more laps!" Mediterranean roared at me.
"Teacher, if I run again, I will ascend to heaven to meet God." I shouted.
"Stop talking nonsense, or three laps!" Said Mediterranean stared at me.
"Teacher, if I really see God, I will cry to the Lord about all the evidence of your abuse of me!" After I finished speaking, I reluctantly went to run those two laps.
"You brat—" Hai Hai pretended to kick me and cursed with a smile.
After two laps, I just lay down on the grass on the football field and didn't care about anything.This time, the Mediterranean didn't come over to control me, and let me lie here.
But, why do I have an ominous premonition in my heart?
After I almost recovered and my breath was stable, I got up and went back to the team.
"Little fat, is there any enemy?" I asked in a low voice.
"No. Just," Xiaofei said. "We just voted you as a class representative to participate in the interesting events of this school sports meeting."
"What? Why don't I know???"
"We decided while you were running."
"Damn girl! You betrayed me!"
"They are numerous and powerful, and I have to obey them because of their coercion." Xiaopang said aggrievedly.
"Fuck you! I don't know your character yet? A tigress, who dares to force you?"
"Xiang Meili, who do you call a tigress?"
"You! You are a dead girl who eats inside and outside!"
"Teacher, Meimei said that he is willing to participate in the fun sports meeting." Xiaofei suddenly said to Haidi.
"I, I don't—"
"Oh, wonderful, you finally got the hang of it! This time I will entrust you with the fun project of our class, you must win the prize!" Mediterranean came over excitedly and patted me on the shoulder.
No, teacher, I am wronged!I don't know anything! ! !
"Just now the teacher was still hesitating who to send to participate, but I didn't expect you to volunteer."
"What? Teacher, haven't you voted before?"
"Vote? No. Well, you can stay for a while after class, and I'll talk to you about it."
I turned around and looked at Xiaopang viciously, you damn girl, just wait for me!He even fucked me!
After the Mediterranean finished talking about the so-called fun project, all the sweat I left had turned into white salt on my clothes.
No matter what you want me to find someone as a partner, it doesn't matter if it's a classmate, a teacher, or even someone who isn't from the school.
Where can I find someone?That dead girl Xiaopang has always disliked my athletic cells, so she will definitely not be a partner in my team.I am basically not familiar with the teacher, how can I invite you?What a headache.
In the end, it's all because of Xiaopang, that damned girl who cheated on me!
"Xiang Meili, why are you so slow?" Xiao Pang, who was waiting at the gate of the playground, asked impatiently.
"Damn girl! You still have the nerve to ask? It's not your fault! Now, where can I find a partner? You don't know this school, I only know you."
"You heartless fellow! This old lady is helping you."
"What the hell? Are you helping me? Help me die in peace?"
"It's wonderful, doesn't it mean that you can also find someone outside the school as a partner?" Xiaopang winked at me ambiguously.
"So what? I don't know anyone from the university next door. I can't hold up a sign at the gate of their school that says 'Hello, can someone be my partner in the school sports meeting? The little man must be rewarded '?"
"I'm talking about Xiang Meili, have you basked in the sun for a long time, and your brain lacks water? Isn't your husband an outsider?" Xiao Fat shouted.
"Yeah! I almost forgot about Dick!"
"Didn't I do this to give you newlyweds a chance to interact and develop a relationship? I worked so hard, and I was scolded by you, a wolf-hearted fellow!"
"My little fat, I didn't think of it for a while!" I immediately said with a smile on my face.
That's right, when Dick comes to participate in this fun project of the school sports meeting, I can show him around my school by the way.What was uncertain now was whether Dick would be able to rest that day.
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