Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

In February, when the snow starts to melt, the temperature is relatively colder than before.I get up from the warm quilt every day, and I really wish I could go to the classroom wrapped in the quilt.

After a week of crowded buses, Dick couldn't bear my hard work, so he asked Xiaopang to take me to and from school.At first, I thought that little fat girl would definitely ask some conditions, but who knew she would readily agree.

"Good morning, little fat." I shivered and got into the co-pilot.

"Xiang Meili, today you are 10 minutes later than yesterday." Xiao Fei said.

"It's not too cold, why don't you stay in bed."

"If you're late tomorrow, I'll just leave." Xiaopang started the car.

"Damn girl, I got it. Why is it still so cold? I'm just looking forward to the spring break." I put on my seat belt and rubbed my hands together.

"Xiang Meili, why are you so afraid of the cold?" Xiao Fei turned up the temperature of the air conditioner. "Also, we've only started school for less than a month and you're thinking about spring break in March?"

"Damn girl, isn't this my expectation? If a person has no expectation, what is the difference with a salted fish?" I shouted.

"You also know that you are a salted fish? What do you want for breakfast? Your husband has been asking me repeatedly to take you to have breakfast."

"Emmmm, whatever you want, I can do it."

"Xiang Meili, hurry up and decide! I hate making choices the most."

"Damn girl, I also choose a difficult household!"

In the end, we both bought a cup of coffee each...

In classrooms.

The abbot was still spitting on the podium, and I was blowing the warm air from the air conditioner down there, drowsy.I hate the wind from the air conditioner the most, it's so unnatural and uncomfortable.

After finally getting out of class, I just lay down on the table, my whole body limp.

"It's beautiful, what's the matter with you? From class to now, you look like you're going to die." Xiao Fei asked.

"Little Fatty, don't you think the warm air from the air conditioner makes you drowsy?"

"No, I feel quite comfortable."

"You don't know how to enjoy life. Also, what are you doing with makeup now, damn girl?"

"I'm going to listen to some lectures on fire safety knowledge later, I can't lower the appearance of our class."

"What the hell is a lecture on fire safety knowledge? Why don't I know?"

"When the get out of class is about to end, the counselor posted it in the group."

I took out my mobile phone, and the counselor actually sent this message, saying that due to the cold weather recently, some students use electricity unsafely, which is prone to fire accidents, so the school invited firefighters to popularize knowledge about safe use of electricity.

"Damn girl, you will take care of me later. I will sleep here for a while, and you will come and call me after the meeting is over."

"Xiang Meili, the counselor told me to register by name, if you don't go, you will be absent from class." Xiao Fei put the mirror down, patted me on the shoulder and said. "So, you still have to go."

"Ah, but that damn place is so far away, and it's so cold, I don't want to walk."

"It's just a few steps away, and you can sleep there later. Let's go!" Xiaopang pulled me up from the table.

"Ok."

Since the school is so kind, I have to give it to the firefighters. After all, the one at home is also a firefighter.

When I came to the classroom where the lecture was being held, I fell asleep as soon as I sat down.I don't know if it was infected by Dick, but now I'm getting lethargic too.

The firefighter who came to the lecture turned out to be Ken. When I saw his sanctimonious speech on the stage, I couldn't accept it for a while, but the girls around me had already taken out their mobile phones to take crazy pictures of Ken on stage.Even Xiaopang beside him was not surprised.

"Damn girl, what kind of photo did you take??? Don't you have a boyfriend???"

"There is no conflict with my admiration for handsome guys if I have male votes."

"Damn girl, what kind of crooked reasoning are you doing?" As I said that, I also took out my phone and prepared to record a short video for Dick to watch.

"Xiang Meili, don't you have a husband? What are you shooting?" Xiao Pang said with a look of disgust.

"What do you know? The firefighter on the stage is my husband's colleague, and I'm going to take a picture of it for Dick to see."

"Is he single?" Xiaopang asked gossipingly.

"Why are you asking this? Damn girl, you don't want Hongxing to cheat, do you? If you dare, I will be the first to strangle you for William."

"You heartless thing, don't you know that many girls in our class are still single? Do you know what it means to not let fat water flow to outsiders?"

"It's also roaring. I'd rather be with the girl in our class than see him being bullied by the class next door." I immediately felt that what Xiaofei said made sense.

"So, is he single?"

"The last time we met, I was single, but I don't know—"

Before I finished speaking, Xiao Fei had already turned to talk to the girls in the class.

"Sisters, the firefighters on stage are still single, still single, you have to seize the opportunity!"

"Ah!!!" The girls in the class suddenly burst into excited voices, which made the people around pay attention to our class.

"Hush—" Xiao Fei hurriedly made a silent gesture.

"Damn girl, do you know that you are the old bustard of Yihong Courtyard." I said contemptuously.

"Then you are my number one daughter."

"Damn girl, you die for me."

Listening to Ken's plausible speech above, I was too sleepy below, so I leaned on the chair and dozed off.

I don't know how long it took, and in a daze, I heard a "wild" cry from the girls around me, and then I heard the following conversation.

"Mr. Fireman, I want to ask, do you have a girlfriend?" a girl asked.

"No." Ken replied.

Hearing Ken's answer, the audience cheered again.

"Then do you plan to find a girlfriend recently?"

"This classmate, this, this seems to have nothing to do with our topic today."

"Mr. Fireman, answer us quickly! Otherwise we're all going to be on fire."

As soon as the girl finished speaking, the cheers broke out again.

Hmph, what a bunch of idiots.

"I'm not going to look again because I'm married."

There was a burst of mourning from the audience.

Oh, girls, it's time to wake up from your dreams.Wait, when did Ken get married?Why didn't Dick tell me?Go back and ask Dick later.

"However, my partner is also from N University, so I should be a classmate with you." Ken added.

Eh? ? ?Okay, Ken, you cunning boy, you hooked up with a girl from our school so quickly!

"Mr. Fireman, would you please tell me who the lucky girl is?"

"I, my object is a man."

"Ah—" There was a sudden exclamation.

Fuck? ? ?Big news, Ken actually likes men too?I'll have to talk to Dick when I get back and tell him to watch out for Ken.

"Then is he here now?" There was excitement in the girl's voice.

"He shouldn't be here."

There was a brief silence after that, and then I heard Xiao Fei next to me say:

"Great, wake up, the lecture is over."

"Thank God, this ghost lecture is finally over." As soon as I heard the news, I jumped up energetically and said stretchingly. "Little fat, let's go to eat."

After a few seconds, I suddenly realized something was wrong—why are everyone still sitting in their seats, looking at me with surprised, envious and ambiguous expressions?Also, why is Xiaopang, a dead girl, holding back her laughter all the time?

After another minute, I noticed that Ken was gone from the stage, and it was my Dick standing on top.

"Dick? Why are you here???" I couldn't hold back and said loudly.

Then, the people around looked at me more ambiguously.

I froze there all of a sudden, at a loss.

It's over, it's over, it's embarrassing now, it's really embarrassing!How can I meet people? ? ?

"Okay, okay, the classmate who stood up is my husband." Dick said, looking at me with a smile on his face.

Now it's all right, the whole school knows that I'm married to a man.

On the way back, I really wanted to eat Xiaopang alive.

"Damn girl, you did it on purpose! And Dick, why don't you say anything!" I glared at Xiaopang, and punched Dick's arm and said angrily.

"Xiang Meili, Dick didn't complain about anything, but you kept talking like a resentful woman." Xiao Fat said.

"Damn girl, you still dare to speak!"

"It's wonderful, you have to remember that you and Dick are legally married, and there is no need to hide anything."

"Daughter-in-law, do you care about telling others that you are my husband?" Dick asked sullenly.

"Of course not. It's just that my dear, I want to keep a low profile. If you are too high profile, people will hate you." I held Dick's hand and said.

"Xiang Meili, you can't keep a low profile if you want to." Xiaofei handed me his phone, and there was another post on the top of the forum, with two personal photos of Dick and me on it, which were taken during the school sports meeting last semester The photo is below.

The title is: Real Hammer!The two men at the school sports meeting are already husband and wife.

The following group followed suit and commented: Why are all good-looking men married and gay.

Me, I really want to cry without tears.

Dick, on the other hand, took it calmly, as if he didn't care about these things at all.

So when I was in class the next day, the abbot said to me earnestly: "It's wonderful, I used to think that you just study well, but now I didn't expect you to have a good eye."

Eh? ? ?Teacher, what, what do you mean I have good eyesight?Did you always think I was blind? ? ?Also, why did even the teacher know so quickly?I obviously only told him that I was married, but I didn't introduce my partner! ! !

Now it’s all right, when I walk on campus, I sometimes get stared at by other students, and when I go to the office to find a teacher, the young single female teacher will also cast envious and jealous eyes on me from time to time.

When I got home, I saved Dick without saying a word, and said without tears, "Honey, what should I do? I feel like the public enemy of the whole school now."

"Daughter-in-law, you just need to remember that I am your husband." Dick said seriously with one arm on me.