The so-called party is more like a small gathering.
When Dick and I came in, the eyes of some people in the hall were shining, and then I found Harry the dog was among them, staring at my Dick.
vomit!What a shameless dog leg!Stalker, pervert!Why is he where Dick and I are?
"Daughter-in-law, that man named Harry is here, stay away from him later." Dick whispered in my ear.
"Honey, don't worry, I'm not the one he's interested in. Instead, you must sit next to me later, and don't give that dog leg your tofu." I said.
Tonight, I'm going to become the iron-blooded female warrior again. If anyone dares to come and seduce my Dick, I will make him look good.
"Please don't worry, daughter-in-law!" Dick said with a serious face.
"Oh, Brother Dick, Brother Haohao, why do you come here to soak in the hot spring?" Harry seemed to know us very well, and wanted to hold Dick's hand as soon as he came up.
Isn't that what I should ask?
"Sir, please calm down, I don't think we know each other very well, thank you." I pulled Dick over to avoid Harry's sloppy hands.
"Oh, good brother, what you said, we used to like the same man!"
"Yes, I was blind at first, but I didn't expect you to be too." I said with a smile. "Why didn't you see John? Or is Sister Harry looking for another man?"
"Brother Haomei, don't you know? Harry broke up with John a long time ago, and now he is single." Harry deliberately emphasized the word "single", without taking his eyes off Dick for a moment.
"Really? That's such a pity. I hope that sister Harry can find her own husband as soon as possible, instead of always following other people's ideas."
If Dick hadn't been beside me, I'd have gone up and beat him to pieces.
"Daughter-in-law, let's sit there." Dick seemed to be unable to bear Harry's gaze, and pulled me to a corner of the hall to sit down.
"Brother Dick, can I sit with you? I have no acquaintance here alone." Harry showed a look of pity for me.
"This yin and yang lady, I'm sorry, there is someone beside them."
At this time, Xiaopang and William appeared in front of me.
Fatty, well done!It is not in vain for me to cultivate you for many years!
"I don't know who this sister is?"
"Bah, who is your sister? You have more powder on your face than me. Also, please be careful not to disturb my best friend and her husband." Xiaopang said directly to Harry.
"Ma'am, don't spout blood." Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Harry said angrily.
"You really have no shame. Do you need me to talk about your glorious mistress in detail?"
"Oh, everyone is here to have fun, don't fall out over some trivial things." said the sister of the young couple who invited us to the party before.
"I'm sorry to bother you. It's beautiful." Xiaopang gave me a look.
"Have!"
"Let's find fun by ourselves. Seeing this watery dog here, I just feel uncomfortable." Saying that, Xiao Pang took William's hand and left the hall.
"Honey, let's go too." I walked behind Dick, pushed his shoulders with both hands and walked out.
"Xiang Meili, where do you think you're going to be? You've had twelve boyfriends. I don't think the exes of all of you here are as many as you, right? Goods are goods, why are you pretending to be colorful?" Harry said angrily. explain.
Oh, it's finally revealed.
But I ignore him, because there is no need to waste too much energy with a ****.But Dick couldn't bear it.
"Eh? Why don't you leave, Dick?" I bumped my head into Dick's back.
Dick turned his head darkly, trembling, and stared at Harry angrily.
Poof, my silly Dick.
"Well, there's no need to be mad at that kind of guy," I said, jumping on Dick's back and hugging him.
"But daughter-in-law, what he said was too harsh," said Dick angrily.
"Maybe he's bitter in his heart, and he's the reason why he speaks so meanly. Let's go quickly, and save Xiaopang and the others waiting for us." I rubbed Dick's fluffy face and said.
"Yeah." Dick still glared at Harry angrily, then turned and left with my back on his back.
To deal with gangsters, you must either ignore their words and deeds like a rock, or you can have an equal share with them, or be more bitch than him.That way, you won't get hurt.
Of course, neither of the above two points apply to me, hee hee.
"Dick, I think I need to talk to you frankly," I whispered in Dick's ear.
"Daughter-in-law, what do you want to talk about?" Dick said, putting me on a table, propping the table with both hands, and wrapping me in his arms, looking at me.
"Did you hear what Harry said just now?"
"Ah."
"I did have a dozen boyfriends," I confessed.
There's nothing to hide about this.
"Daughter-in-law, I don't care."
"Then I have to tell you clearly, I don't want this matter to become one of the fuses of our quarrel in the future."
"Daughter-in-law, I will never quarrel with you! After all, it's too late for me to love you, so how could I scold you." Dick said in a super serious tone.
Dick, his mouth is as sweet as honey recently.
"Your mouth is very sweet recently!" I rubbed his face and said. "But you have to remember that although I have had so many boyfriends, I have always kept myself clean, and my first night and first kiss were all yours."
Thinking about it now, I was so pure back then, I was like a clean stream in this circle, white lotus roar!But what's the use?As soon as Dick was eaten, I didn't have time to fight back...
"Daughter-in-law, I absolutely believe in you! It's been so many times, and every time you call me hurt." Dick said thoughtfully.
"Dick Hunter! I'm here to talk to you about business, and you're talking to me about this!"
"Daughter-in-law, I was wronged!" Dick said helplessly.
"You wronged a ghost!"
"But daughter-in-law," said Dick, taking my hand, "my first and first kiss were yours too."
Eh?Dick what did he just say?I didn't react right away.
"Dick, you, what did you just say?"
"Daughter-in-law, I said my first and first kiss was also yours," Dick said.
"What the hell? I thought you'd already been through hundreds of battles!"
"Daughter-in-law, if I have experienced many battles, why do I hurt you every time?" Dick said with some embarrassment.
"Really?" I still couldn't believe it.
"Really, my grandpa has always taught me since I was a child, to be loyal and dedicated to my partner, and not to indulge myself. Therefore, my private life is basically not indulgent." Dick said.
"Then you've been with that playwright Anna for so long—"
"I don't know why, but when I'm with Anna, I think she's more like my sister than my partner. Besides, I'm not interested in her at all." Dick said naively.
"Then why are you still engaged to her?"
"I don't know, maybe it's because I really want to have a family. Every day when I come back from work, it's dark at home. I long for someone at home who can wait for me and stay with me." Looking into Dick's eyes I feel so lonely.
"Okay, it's over. Didn't I show up now?" I held his face and kissed him lightly on the forehead. "You have to cherish someone like me who is beautiful, kind-hearted and naturally beautiful."
In fact, the person who should be cherished is me.
"Well! Please don't worry, daughter-in-law!" Dick said seriously again.
"Dick, how can you be so cute!!!" I couldn't help rubbing his fluffy face again.
I'm almost becoming a face rubbing maniac.
"Let's go, Xiaopang and the others may be in a hurry." I jumped off the table and held Dick's hand.
"Xiang Meili, where did you die? You wouldn't want to have sex with Dick again, would you?" Xiao Pang asked me directly when he saw me.
"Damn girl, do you think I'm that kind of person? How can a promising young man like me, who is naturally beautiful, kind-hearted, and rooted, do such a shameful thing?"
"Really? Who's the guy who staged the 'Red Sorghum' remake in the vineyard?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I haven't heard of it."
"Xiang Meili, you are so thick-skinned that you can block bullets."
"So what? My Dick doesn't mind it anyway. Don't you, my dear?" I turned to ask Dick.
It turned out that he and William had found a place to sit down and were happily chatting about topics of interest to them.
"Xiang Meili, it's all your fault!"
"Damn girl, do you want face? Go away, like a shrew."
Saying that, I took Xiaopang's hand and walked towards Dick and the others.
Sure enough, Dick and William were chatting about sports again, and Xiao Fei soon joined them, so I just leaned against Dick and listened to their chat while bored.
After a long time, sleepiness hit me, so I put the phone away, slipped from Dick's shoulder and onto his lap, and prepared to take a nap.
"Daughter-in-law, are you sleepy?" Dick asked me in a low voice.
"Well. You don't have to worry about me, just wake me up when you go back to the room later."
"Okay." Dick covered me with the coat he had taken off.
Then, I really fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already the next day.Dick was still sleeping soundly, with a peaceful face, but he was snoring quite a bit.
During breakfast, Xiaopang told me that I was talking in my sleep last night.
"Really?" I asked.
"Really. You said that I am naturally beautiful, smart, and a good and understanding girl."
"Then I must have had a nightmare, that's why I said such nonsense."
"Xiang Meili, what do you mean? Isn't my old lady beautiful? Isn't she born beautiful?"
"Damn girl, it's not because you have the word '丽' in your name that you are born beautiful."
"Xiang Meili, I'm fighting with you!"
"Damn girl, did I talk in my sleep last night?" I asked curiously.
"Yes! Damn it, my mother and William are showing off to you again."
"Eh? Did I say something?"
"Ask your husband yourself."
"My husband is still sleeping."
"I'm sick of you!"
So Xiaopang told me exactly what happened last night.
Basically, they were chatting happily at that time, I suddenly turned over and hugged Dick's waist and said sullenly: Dick, I won't let you be lonely anymore.
"Is this gone?"
"Then what else do you want?"
"I thought I'd have a lot of affectionate things to say. But yes, I can't say enough about Dick."
"Xiang Meili, you are really getting more and more shameless. Are all married men like this?"
"Hehe, I won't tell you."
Later, Xiaopang also told me that in order not to wake me up last night, Dick just sat there in one position without moving.
When Dick and I came in, the eyes of some people in the hall were shining, and then I found Harry the dog was among them, staring at my Dick.
vomit!What a shameless dog leg!Stalker, pervert!Why is he where Dick and I are?
"Daughter-in-law, that man named Harry is here, stay away from him later." Dick whispered in my ear.
"Honey, don't worry, I'm not the one he's interested in. Instead, you must sit next to me later, and don't give that dog leg your tofu." I said.
Tonight, I'm going to become the iron-blooded female warrior again. If anyone dares to come and seduce my Dick, I will make him look good.
"Please don't worry, daughter-in-law!" Dick said with a serious face.
"Oh, Brother Dick, Brother Haohao, why do you come here to soak in the hot spring?" Harry seemed to know us very well, and wanted to hold Dick's hand as soon as he came up.
Isn't that what I should ask?
"Sir, please calm down, I don't think we know each other very well, thank you." I pulled Dick over to avoid Harry's sloppy hands.
"Oh, good brother, what you said, we used to like the same man!"
"Yes, I was blind at first, but I didn't expect you to be too." I said with a smile. "Why didn't you see John? Or is Sister Harry looking for another man?"
"Brother Haomei, don't you know? Harry broke up with John a long time ago, and now he is single." Harry deliberately emphasized the word "single", without taking his eyes off Dick for a moment.
"Really? That's such a pity. I hope that sister Harry can find her own husband as soon as possible, instead of always following other people's ideas."
If Dick hadn't been beside me, I'd have gone up and beat him to pieces.
"Daughter-in-law, let's sit there." Dick seemed to be unable to bear Harry's gaze, and pulled me to a corner of the hall to sit down.
"Brother Dick, can I sit with you? I have no acquaintance here alone." Harry showed a look of pity for me.
"This yin and yang lady, I'm sorry, there is someone beside them."
At this time, Xiaopang and William appeared in front of me.
Fatty, well done!It is not in vain for me to cultivate you for many years!
"I don't know who this sister is?"
"Bah, who is your sister? You have more powder on your face than me. Also, please be careful not to disturb my best friend and her husband." Xiaopang said directly to Harry.
"Ma'am, don't spout blood." Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Harry said angrily.
"You really have no shame. Do you need me to talk about your glorious mistress in detail?"
"Oh, everyone is here to have fun, don't fall out over some trivial things." said the sister of the young couple who invited us to the party before.
"I'm sorry to bother you. It's beautiful." Xiaopang gave me a look.
"Have!"
"Let's find fun by ourselves. Seeing this watery dog here, I just feel uncomfortable." Saying that, Xiao Pang took William's hand and left the hall.
"Honey, let's go too." I walked behind Dick, pushed his shoulders with both hands and walked out.
"Xiang Meili, where do you think you're going to be? You've had twelve boyfriends. I don't think the exes of all of you here are as many as you, right? Goods are goods, why are you pretending to be colorful?" Harry said angrily. explain.
Oh, it's finally revealed.
But I ignore him, because there is no need to waste too much energy with a ****.But Dick couldn't bear it.
"Eh? Why don't you leave, Dick?" I bumped my head into Dick's back.
Dick turned his head darkly, trembling, and stared at Harry angrily.
Poof, my silly Dick.
"Well, there's no need to be mad at that kind of guy," I said, jumping on Dick's back and hugging him.
"But daughter-in-law, what he said was too harsh," said Dick angrily.
"Maybe he's bitter in his heart, and he's the reason why he speaks so meanly. Let's go quickly, and save Xiaopang and the others waiting for us." I rubbed Dick's fluffy face and said.
"Yeah." Dick still glared at Harry angrily, then turned and left with my back on his back.
To deal with gangsters, you must either ignore their words and deeds like a rock, or you can have an equal share with them, or be more bitch than him.That way, you won't get hurt.
Of course, neither of the above two points apply to me, hee hee.
"Dick, I think I need to talk to you frankly," I whispered in Dick's ear.
"Daughter-in-law, what do you want to talk about?" Dick said, putting me on a table, propping the table with both hands, and wrapping me in his arms, looking at me.
"Did you hear what Harry said just now?"
"Ah."
"I did have a dozen boyfriends," I confessed.
There's nothing to hide about this.
"Daughter-in-law, I don't care."
"Then I have to tell you clearly, I don't want this matter to become one of the fuses of our quarrel in the future."
"Daughter-in-law, I will never quarrel with you! After all, it's too late for me to love you, so how could I scold you." Dick said in a super serious tone.
Dick, his mouth is as sweet as honey recently.
"Your mouth is very sweet recently!" I rubbed his face and said. "But you have to remember that although I have had so many boyfriends, I have always kept myself clean, and my first night and first kiss were all yours."
Thinking about it now, I was so pure back then, I was like a clean stream in this circle, white lotus roar!But what's the use?As soon as Dick was eaten, I didn't have time to fight back...
"Daughter-in-law, I absolutely believe in you! It's been so many times, and every time you call me hurt." Dick said thoughtfully.
"Dick Hunter! I'm here to talk to you about business, and you're talking to me about this!"
"Daughter-in-law, I was wronged!" Dick said helplessly.
"You wronged a ghost!"
"But daughter-in-law," said Dick, taking my hand, "my first and first kiss were yours too."
Eh?Dick what did he just say?I didn't react right away.
"Dick, you, what did you just say?"
"Daughter-in-law, I said my first and first kiss was also yours," Dick said.
"What the hell? I thought you'd already been through hundreds of battles!"
"Daughter-in-law, if I have experienced many battles, why do I hurt you every time?" Dick said with some embarrassment.
"Really?" I still couldn't believe it.
"Really, my grandpa has always taught me since I was a child, to be loyal and dedicated to my partner, and not to indulge myself. Therefore, my private life is basically not indulgent." Dick said.
"Then you've been with that playwright Anna for so long—"
"I don't know why, but when I'm with Anna, I think she's more like my sister than my partner. Besides, I'm not interested in her at all." Dick said naively.
"Then why are you still engaged to her?"
"I don't know, maybe it's because I really want to have a family. Every day when I come back from work, it's dark at home. I long for someone at home who can wait for me and stay with me." Looking into Dick's eyes I feel so lonely.
"Okay, it's over. Didn't I show up now?" I held his face and kissed him lightly on the forehead. "You have to cherish someone like me who is beautiful, kind-hearted and naturally beautiful."
In fact, the person who should be cherished is me.
"Well! Please don't worry, daughter-in-law!" Dick said seriously again.
"Dick, how can you be so cute!!!" I couldn't help rubbing his fluffy face again.
I'm almost becoming a face rubbing maniac.
"Let's go, Xiaopang and the others may be in a hurry." I jumped off the table and held Dick's hand.
"Xiang Meili, where did you die? You wouldn't want to have sex with Dick again, would you?" Xiao Pang asked me directly when he saw me.
"Damn girl, do you think I'm that kind of person? How can a promising young man like me, who is naturally beautiful, kind-hearted, and rooted, do such a shameful thing?"
"Really? Who's the guy who staged the 'Red Sorghum' remake in the vineyard?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I haven't heard of it."
"Xiang Meili, you are so thick-skinned that you can block bullets."
"So what? My Dick doesn't mind it anyway. Don't you, my dear?" I turned to ask Dick.
It turned out that he and William had found a place to sit down and were happily chatting about topics of interest to them.
"Xiang Meili, it's all your fault!"
"Damn girl, do you want face? Go away, like a shrew."
Saying that, I took Xiaopang's hand and walked towards Dick and the others.
Sure enough, Dick and William were chatting about sports again, and Xiao Fei soon joined them, so I just leaned against Dick and listened to their chat while bored.
After a long time, sleepiness hit me, so I put the phone away, slipped from Dick's shoulder and onto his lap, and prepared to take a nap.
"Daughter-in-law, are you sleepy?" Dick asked me in a low voice.
"Well. You don't have to worry about me, just wake me up when you go back to the room later."
"Okay." Dick covered me with the coat he had taken off.
Then, I really fell asleep, and when I woke up, it was already the next day.Dick was still sleeping soundly, with a peaceful face, but he was snoring quite a bit.
During breakfast, Xiaopang told me that I was talking in my sleep last night.
"Really?" I asked.
"Really. You said that I am naturally beautiful, smart, and a good and understanding girl."
"Then I must have had a nightmare, that's why I said such nonsense."
"Xiang Meili, what do you mean? Isn't my old lady beautiful? Isn't she born beautiful?"
"Damn girl, it's not because you have the word '丽' in your name that you are born beautiful."
"Xiang Meili, I'm fighting with you!"
"Damn girl, did I talk in my sleep last night?" I asked curiously.
"Yes! Damn it, my mother and William are showing off to you again."
"Eh? Did I say something?"
"Ask your husband yourself."
"My husband is still sleeping."
"I'm sick of you!"
So Xiaopang told me exactly what happened last night.
Basically, they were chatting happily at that time, I suddenly turned over and hugged Dick's waist and said sullenly: Dick, I won't let you be lonely anymore.
"Is this gone?"
"Then what else do you want?"
"I thought I'd have a lot of affectionate things to say. But yes, I can't say enough about Dick."
"Xiang Meili, you are really getting more and more shameless. Are all married men like this?"
"Hehe, I won't tell you."
Later, Xiaopang also told me that in order not to wake me up last night, Dick just sat there in one position without moving.
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