Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

One day, Dick came back from get off work and told me that his colleagues in the unit wanted him to treat him to dinner.

"Okay, then you go." I said while chopping vegetables.

"Daughter-in-law, they want me to take you with me."

"Eh? What are you doing with me?"

"Didn't I just change to the photo of the school sports meeting a while ago?"

"uh-huh."

"And then I showed it to my colleagues."

"I saw it when I saw it, it's nothing."

"But they don't believe I'm married," said Dick aggrievedly.

"So, they booed you to take me to meet them?"

"Well! Wife, you're so smart!" Dick said, hugging me.

"When?"

"Tomorrow evening."

"OK."

"Daughter-in-law, you are the best." Dick happily rubbed my face back and forth.

After class the next day, Dick was already waiting at the school gate.Seeing me coming out, he honked the horn, waved to me and shouted:

"daughter in law."

I was so ashamed that I wanted to find a hole in the ground and get into it.

"Tsk tsk tsk, your Dick is really cute." Xiao Fei said.

"Okay, I see. Please withdraw the next swearing, thank you." I said.

"Xiang Meili, let's fight!"

"I can't beat you. It's almost half my weight."

"Xiang Meili, you are going to die for my old lady!"

After saying goodbye to Xiaopang, I just got into the car, and before the door could be closed, □Harry appeared out of nowhere and stood in front of me.

"Brother Haohao, the elder sister in Harry's family is in a hurry, can I trouble you to drive me back?" Harry said anxiously, his forehead was covered with sweat.

vomit!This lady is really lingering, doesn't your boyfriend have a car?Also, do you want to fake the sweat on your forehead?How can there be sweat on one side?

"Sorry, no." I smiled and closed the car door. "goodbye."

The same trick, if he doesn't get tired of it, I'm almost tired of it.

"Dick, drive." I put on my seat belt.

"Daughter-in-law, your classmate really seems to be in a hurry. Do you want to give him a ride along the way?" Seeing that Harry had been knocking on the car window, Dick said worriedly.

My silly man, I'm afraid you don't know how scheming this bastard is.

It seems that I want to teach you a good lesson.

"Okay, listen to you." I pinched Dick's fluffy face and said with a smile.

I opened the door, said to Harry, "Get in," and opened the back door to get in.

"Thank you, Brother Hao!" Harry said gratefully, and quickly got into the co-pilot.

"Where's your house?" Dick asked.

"26 XXX Street."

"OK."

Dick started the car.

"Dick, I'll take a rest. Remember to wake me up when it's time." As I spoke, I took out my earphones and put them on, turning the volume to the maximum.

Because of this, Harry can perform well, and Dick can also enjoy Harry's "enthusiasm".

It's just that the car stopped before I finished listening to one of my songs.

"Dick, what's the matter? Is there something wrong with the car?" I took off the earphones and asked worriedly.

Dick didn't speak, his brows were furrowed, and he firmly held the gear shifter.

That's when I noticed that Harry, the co-pilot, was gone.

"Dick, where's Harry?"

"I let him go down."

"What's wrong?"

"Daughter-in-law, you have to stay away from this person in the future, you are too shameless!" Dick said angrily.

"What happened?" I asked knowingly.

"He kept touching my right arm, and just now he even tried to touch my thigh!"

"So now you know why I didn't want him in the car?" I climbed to the passenger seat and said with a smile.

"Okay, don't be angry. Isn't it good to recognize him? And, Dick, why are you so cute?" Seeing that Dick was still angry, I stretched out my hand to rub his face and said.

When they met Dick's colleagues, their eyes widened.

"Dick, is your kid really married?" said colleague Jim in disbelief.

"Why am I lying to you? This is my husband, beautiful. Beautiful, these are my colleagues." Dick introduced.

"Nice to meet you, hello." I greeted.

"You, are you really Dick's husband?" Colleague Ken asked.

"What? Do you need me to show the marriage certificate before you believe it?" I said with a smile.

"I didn't expect Dick to be the first one out of us," Jim said.

"Oh, I'm so handsome, why doesn't anyone take a fancy to me?" Ken said with a look of melancholy.

"Ken, stop being narcissistic there. With your shoehorn face, who would take a fancy to you?" colleague Dia complained. "If you want to look at me, you also look at me."

"However, Dick, you kid can keep it from us for so long!" Dia put his arms around Dick's neck and said viciously.

"That's right, if you don't drink until you lie down tonight, we will definitely not let you go!" Jim said.

"Drink it, I'm not afraid of you," Dick said, putting his arms around Jim and the others.

What a bunch of big boys.

The food on the table did not decrease, but the number of empty wine bottles increased.

Dick's face was flushed with drink, even his ears.

Originally, I wanted him to drink less, but seeing how happy he was drinking with his colleagues, and couldn't bear to disappoint him, I had to add more vegetables to him.

"Wow, nice, you have to take care of us three bachelors!" Ken said.

"Yeah, yeah, you're too busy picking up food for Dick, and you're not helping us." Diya agreed.

"No way, who told you not to find a wife quickly?" I said, and I put another piece of meat on Dick's plate.

"Dick, you don't mind your husband! He's hurting us!" said Jim.

"Sorry, I'm afraid of guilt. Besides, you forced me to bring happiness." Dick said innocently.

"You two dogs!" Dick's colleagues said in unison.

When I came back, thanks to the valet driver who was willing to help me to help Dick up the stairs, otherwise I really don’t know how a person would help Dick up the stairs when he was drunk.

When he got home, Dick fell asleep without taking off his clothes.I had no choice but to help him take off his clothes, cover him with a quilt, and prepare to take a bath.

Who knew that guy Dick woke up suddenly, grabbed my hand, dragged me back to the bed and put me under him.

"Daughter-in-law, where are you going?" Dick said drunkenly.

"To take a bath."

"I won't let you go!"

"Dick Hunter, what are you talking about?"

"I, I can't tell you to go!"

"Why should I listen to you?" I used to pinch Dick's fluffy face and said.

"Mr. Xiang, Mr. Xiang, Mr. He told me not to listen to you, but to let you listen to me." Dick faltered.

I knew that old man must have taught Dick some bad habits.

"And did he say anything else?" I asked, putting my arm around Dick's neck.

"Yes, yes! Tell Grandpa, Grandpa, if you are disobedient, then, just let me - teach you a lesson."

Okay, old man, just wait for me!

"Then what do you think?"

"I, I don't agree with Grandpa's previous views, views, but—"

"but what?"

"I, I agree with the latter point of view! Daughter-in-law, I, I want you." As he spoke, Dick lowered his body and kissed my lips somewhat roughly.

"Dick—uh—"

Dick Hunter, you f*cking said to take it easy! ! !

I swear, if I believe Dick again, I will be a puppy! ! !

"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you? Why are you ignoring me?"

This is the Nth time that Dick has asked this morning, but I just ignore him.

Dick Hunter, don't you play a fool with me, huh!

"Daughter-in-law, did I do something wrong?" Dick asked again with an innocent look on his face.

Yes!

"Daughter-in-law, is the porridge bad? Or is the soy milk too sweet?"

Nothing to do with breakfast!

"Daughter-in-law, don't ignore me!"

Just ignore it!

"Daughter-in-law, did I say something I shouldn't have said when I was drunk last night?"

Not only did you say it, you did it!

"Daughter-in-law..." Dick looked at me pitifully.

Well, I admit defeat, I really have no resistance to Dick's face.

"Dick Hunter, you told me to listen to you last night?" I said.

"No! Absolutely not!"

"Teach me if you don't listen?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

"you sure?"

"One hundred percent sure! Daughter-in-law, I drank too much last night."

"I don't care, anyway, Dick Hunter, don't even try to touch me for half a month!"

"Daughter-in-law!" Dick looked at me wronged.

"Don't look at me with that expression, I won't change my mind."

"Daughter-in-law, there is no way."

"what???"

"Dick Hunter, what are you doing? Put me down!"

"You, what are you doing going to the bedroom?"

"Why did you undress?"

"Dick, my dear, you calm down."

"Dick Hunter, it's morning—"

Dick ate me again.

Afterwards, I lay limp in Dick's arms and cursed weakly:

"Dick Hunter, you bastard!"

"Daughter-in-law, tell grandpa to me that men are not bad and women don't love them." Dick said seriously.

"I'm a man!"

"Then it's not bad if it's old, and the wife doesn't love it." Dick thought for a while and said.

"Dick, tell me, what did that dead old man tell you?"

"Let me keep it secret from Grandpa, and don't let me tell you."

"Dick Hunter, you bastard!" As I said that, I tried my best to bite down on his neck.

snort!Don't think you are the only one who can mark!

Who knew I f*cked too hard and bit Dick's lip directly.

Well now, I feel like I've managed to die again because I feel like someone's "brother" is alive again.

……

Then, I was late for the abbot's class again.But the abbot just spent 10 precious minutes educating me and let me go back to my seat.

I think the abbot was able to let me go this time, probably because I did well in the midterm exam a few days ago, otherwise he would not let me go.

"Xiao Pang, I will never fight with Dick again." As soon as I sat down, I complained to Xiao Pang.

"Has your husband cheated? Have an affair? Or have you finally discovered your ugly heart and are planning to divorce you?" Xiao Fei immediately lashed out.

"Damn girl, I've said it all, Dick and I won't be separated until you die!"

"Okay, Xiang Meili, please don't talk about it, I don't want to hear anything about you and your husband showing affection."

"You heartless, dead girl!"