After the two authors were influenced by harmonious words

At eight o'clock in the morning on the weekend, Li Yunfei arrived at Qiu Haotian's house on time.

"Get up quickly, and go to the mall to buy clothes for you today?"

"Huh?" The body under the blanket twisted, and then there was no sound.

"I'll give you 5 minutes to get up and wash up." Li Yunfei lifted the blanket while speaking.

"Aha..." Qiu Haotian yawned and opened his eyes in a daze, "It's Ah Fei, what's the matter?"

Li Yunfei raised his forehead: "You bastard, sleeping naked again."

Qiu Haotian turned over, closed his eyes again, and groped for his blanket on the bed with one hand: "Sleeping naked is good for your health, don't think I don't know that you also like sleeping naked."

The corner of Li Yunfei's mouth twitched: "Hurry up!"

Qiu Haotian grabbed the phone next to the bed, and when the screen lit up, he squinted his eyes to see the time on it: "Brother Ah Fei, it's only [-]:[-], and the mall hasn't opened yet!"

"The door will open when we get there."

Qiu Haotian yawned lazily, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, slowly got up from the bed, and walked around the room naked like this: "Hey, where are my clothes?"

Qiu Haotian opened the closet with a confused face: "It seems that I threw it into the washing machine last night..."

Li Yunfei turned around and left the bedroom: "I'll give you 10 minutes."

After 10 minutes, there was no movement in the bedroom. Li Yunfei looked at the clock on the wall, got up and went into the bedroom again.

Qiu Haotian's pants were half worn, and he was lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

Li Yunfei stared at him at the door for a minute, then walked over directly: "It seems that I need to refresh you."

"what……"

On a beautiful morning, probably the whole building was woken up by the deafening screams.

A good day starts with a scare.

Qiu Haotian went to brush his teeth aggrieved: "Violent, terrorist, domineering president, stupid king..."

It seems that something strange has been mixed in.

After tidying up, Qiu Haotian appeared in front of Li Yunfei radiantly, wearing jeans and a casual T-shirt: "By the way, have you eaten breakfast yet?"

Qiu Haotian rubbed his stomach: "If you haven't eaten, let's have breakfast together first?"

"So, you've already decided, what else do you ask?"

"Hey, what... let's go!" Qiu Haotian hooked Li Yunfei's neck and walked out, "Look at your expression, what are you awkward about!"

Li Yunfei felt his fingers twitching: Hold on, this guy has always been like this, don't touch him, he is very fragile, you will beat him to death, and he will go to jail at that time, it's not worth it...

It turns out that self-hypnosis can sometimes be very useful.

"A Fei, do you think you look like a daughter-in-law who wakes up her husband in the morning? Hahaha, you even took your husband to go shopping, hahahaha..."

Li Yunfei clenched his fists: Forget it, don't hold back, this kind of guy should just be scrapped!Drag it to the outskirts of no man's land, rape first and then kill!

"Hey! The elevator is here." Qiu Haotian ran in first, pressed the elevator button, and waved, "Come in, Ah Fei!"

Li Yunfei blinked, and when the eyelids lifted again, the deep eyes disappeared: Forget it, save his life first.

"What do you want to eat?"

"casual."

After getting out of the elevator, Qiu Haotian hooked Li Yunfei's shoulder with one hand: "The millet porridge and Hu spicy soup over there are both good, and there is a fried dough stick beside it, what do you think?"

"can."

"I think..." Qiu Haotian hooked Li Yunfei and tilted his body in front of him, "You seem to be very cold to me!"

"That's your illusion."

"Impossible, my intuition has always been accurate."

"Yes, you still have the magical skill of sixth sense."

Qiu Haotian smacked his mouth: "Are you envious, jealous?"

"I said..." Li Yunfei glanced at the hand on his shoulder, "I'm very hot, can you take your claw away?"

"Oh, okay!" Qiu Haotian reluctantly moved away.

The two came to a small shop and ordered a bowl of millet porridge and Hu spicy soup respectively.

Qiu Haotian picked up a deep-fried golden fritter with chopsticks, took two breaths, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it, the outside was burnt and the inside was tender.

"A Fei, it's delicious, don't you really want one?"

"I don't need it."

"You said that you just drink such a small bowl of porridge, is it the appetite of a big man? My Majesty Ya'er eats more than you."

Li Yunfei poked the bun with his chopsticks: "Student Xiaotian, are you blind?"

Qiu Haotian chuckled, and suddenly stuffed his fried dough sticks into Li Yunfei's mouth: "Try it, it's really delicious."

Li Yunfei leaned back, with black lines on his face: "Do you think I haven't eaten it? Eat yours quickly, and believe it or not, I will spank your ass."

"Tch, do you think I will succumb to your lust? Let me tell you, Ah Fei, you underestimate me too much."

Afterwards, Qiu Haotian ate quietly, not daring to provoke the evil spirit on the other side.

The corner of Li Yunfei's mouth twitched: My neighbor and gay friend is an idiot.

It was already past 9 o'clock when we arrived at the mall.

"A Fei, after shopping for clothes, you can accompany me to the computer city to buy a keyboard, okay?"

"Where's your original keyboard?"

"It's about to be scrapped." Qiu Haotian winked at Li Yunfei, "I'll pack lunch and dinner, okay?"

"Then... let's have hot pot for lunch. I want something super spicy. You can make it for me when I get back for dinner."

Super... super spicy?I do?Qiu Haotian wanted to cry without tears: "Okay, just do it!" At that time, if you dare to dislike my cooking, I will pour all the hot pot soup into your mouth!However, if this is the case, do I have to prepare in advance at noon and pack the leftover hot pot soup home?What a hassle!

"Go in quickly, why are you so dazed?" Li Yunfei pushed Qiu Haotian.

"Let's go!"

"Ouch!"

Seemingly bumped into someone, Qiu Haotian looked down and saw a petite and cute girl rubbing his nose: "Are you okay?"

"I..." When the girl looked up, Qiu Haotian felt that the moment she saw him, there seemed to be a green light in her eyes like a hungry wolf, "Uh... are you okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!"

Qiu Haotian moved the curtain aside, if the curtain hadn't blocked their sight, they wouldn't have bumped into each other.

But what is this girl doing in such a hurry?In a hurry?

"Chuqing, what's the matter with you? What happened?"

The girl put the phone to her ear: "It's okay, I accidentally bumped into someone else, are you here?"

The girl waved at Qiu Haotian: "Sorry, I was in a hurry just now, goodbye, you two handsome guys."

Qiu Haotian watched the girl leave the shopping mall: "What's the matter with the little girl?"

"Why, fell in love with him at first sight?"

"What are you talking about?" Qiu Haotian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Hey, what, don't I already have you? Don't worry my dear, I won't go out and mess around."

"roll!"

"Hey! Don't be so distasteful, okay? I, Qiu Haotian, want to look good and have a good figure. I can make money and play cats. Tell me, what else are you dissatisfied with?"

Li Yunfei turned his head to look at it, but Qiu Haotian felt that he was looking at him as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person.

Forget it, I don't know his general knowledge.

Wait, I seem to have forgotten something, what is it?

"It's over!" Qiu Haotian grabbed Li Yunfei's arm as if crying.

"what happened?"

"Cat... I forgot to feed my Majesty Ya'er! It's over, it's over..."

"Don't worry! I've already prepared something delicious for it. If it depends on you, hmph... Your Majesty Ya'er will starve to death sooner or later."

"That's good, that's good..." Qiu Haotian patted his chest, "Then let's go!"

Men's clothing is on the fourth floor, and the two of them took the sightseeing elevator directly to the fourth floor.

The two entered a specialty store, and Li Yunfei glanced at a person coming up from the elevator: "Xiaotian, isn't that the girl who bumped into you just now?"

"Girl?" Qiu Haotian turned his head to look over, and saw that the girl seemed to be talking to someone on the phone.

"All men's clothes are sold here, did the little girl go to the wrong floor?"

Qiu Haotian looked at Li Yunfei's puzzled expression, burst out laughing, suppressed his laughter, and said earnestly: "Ah Fei, they must buy gifts for boyfriends, you single people don't understand It's understandable, and I sympathize with you."

Li Yunfei gave Qiu Haotian a sideways look, and went into the specialty store without saying a word.

"This guy... what kind of eyes are there." Qiu Haotian followed, "He doesn't have any sense of humor."

Not far away, the girl was on the phone with her good Jiyou: "Those two people entered a specialty store. Do you think I am watching from a distance now, or pretending to buy clothes for my boyfriend, and go to get close to them?"

"Chuqing! I'm almost here and you won't come to pick me up? I said, you are in a very dangerous situation now, do you know that? You are completely a stalker."