Heinous Probation System [Quick Travel]

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The mouse who thinks he is the saddest in the world meets the system gentleman who thinks he is the most unlucky in the world.

Right in the forest, Cangliang just arranged for herself a small home unknown to her Taoist companions, and planned to use it to be with her

The vixen hangs out, but when he goes out, he meets Mr. System. Mr. System is a man with a human appearance.

But Cang Liang just felt that this person was different, the two of them had a feeling that they hated seeing each other for too long, they immediately confirmed the look in their eyes, they were someone who could hang out.

"Hello, who are you, where are you from?" the desolate little mouse took the initiative to talk.

Mr. System tilted his head and said, "Can you see me?"

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Mr. System just finished the last task and immediately came to this repair station following the forever indelible instruction in his heart.

His instructions told himself that he must find a person named Cang Xiaobao, who is Cang Xiaobao?What do you eat?What is the use?Nothing, but he had to find it!

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From Cang Liang's point of view, Mr. System is a very interesting person, his voice is a bit mechanical, he seems to have no thinking of his own, very rigid, he follows him every day, saying that he has clues to the person he is looking for.

There is a fart!Cang Liang didn't know a person named Cang Xiaobao at all, although all the Baocang clan had the surname Cang, but there was no one named Cang Xiaobao.

Cang Liang saw that this person was pitiful, took Mr. System in, and had an idea that he didn't know was a bad idea: "Can you do me a favor?"

The system is very friendly to Desolation, saying: "You take me in, and I will repay you."

"Then use your body to repay me!" The desolate mouse chuckled, touched his chin, and said, "It's like this, I have a Taoist companion, and he doesn't seem to be very friendly to me recently. Interested, I suspect he has someone outside."

"So?" The system doesn't understand these feelings.

"Help me, after I leaked my breath, pretend to be having sex with me, my Taoist partner should follow the smell and find him soon, and let him catch him in bed, understand?"

"I don't understand." The system flipped through the couple guide in his head and said, "It says in the book that if you have a misunderstanding, you must have the courage to ask and speak up, otherwise the misunderstanding will be big, and it will be too late to regret it after making a mistake." .”

Desolation didn't care so much, the little paw slapped the table and said, "Just say whether you can help or not!"

Mr. System always felt that he would be killed, but he still nodded and said, "Help."

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Then Mr. System's body died.

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"Why are you like this!" Cang Liang hugged the dead body of his good friend Mr. System, his eyes were red, looking at the Taoist couple approaching him step by step, he had never felt that this person was so scary, "You killed him !"

"Damn it." Qingqu and Duchen's main and sub-personalities rarely appeared at the same time, but when their mouse disappeared for three days and they couldn't find it no matter what method they tried, their rationality also slowly disappeared.

"You are too bad! You let me kill him! I don't want to be with you!" Cang Liang said angry words, but his Taoist companion heard it in his ears, but felt that the world was about to be destroyed.

"What did you say?"

"I said, I hate you!"

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The bloody plot didn’t happen, the desolate mouse wanted to get out of the door, but failed, and was directly caught by his Taoist companion. Seeing that the Taoist companion was in a daze and vomited blood, he was about to go crazy and become a part of the black army When he was a member of the group, the instinct made Cang Liang suddenly remember what Mr. System had said to him before, so he began to communicate with his Taoist companion for an hour.

"You shrink, do you not like me anymore?" The little mouse complained crying.

The Taoist swears to the sky: "I don't, I love you, I can show you my heart."

"Then why did you kill my friend just now?" Mice Mouse thought of this familiar friend and felt sorry for him, "You made me a villain."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just saw you lying naked with him, and before my head could react, my hands were done."

"Sorry it's useless, he's dead."

"...I'm sorry." The Taoist said these three words weakly, and after these three words, he didn't know what else to say.

At this time, Mr. System bought a new body and came back, weakly said to the two people who were immersed in their own world: "That... I'm not dead, you two can make up."

The self-blaming desolation looked at the system master who came back, and then at his own Taoist companion, with a complicated expression, and then a look of admiration: "You are a human being, and you have been reborn? Damn, you are so tired!"

Mr. System: I really can’t explain it clearly...

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If the friend is not dead, then it's time to ask the question.

The desolate little mouse seriously pushed away the Taoist companion who was hugging him, and said: "You are trying to seduce me with a beauty trick, but that is useless to me. If you don't explain to me who the mistress is, I will never forgive you. I'll go find Xiaosan too!"

"what?"

"It's useless for you to pretend to be stupid! I know everything!" Cang Liang became more and more annoyed as he spoke, and pounded on the Taoist couple's chest with fists, "Otherwise, tell me! Why didn't you do things with □□?!"

Taoist companion: "..." They didn't expect that the reason was like this.

"You can't shrink too thick, hum!"

"I...just want to protect you, didn't you notice?" Qingqu and Duanchen were almost speechless by the brain circuit of the little mouse, "Every time you finish doing it, you will be very tired, that's because I The karma given to you makes you unable to bear it."

"Eh?"

"I'm trying to solve it, don't worry." The Taoist felt that the problem was probably solved, and also smiled, "It is said that the Dinghai Pearl of the Merman Race in the South China Sea can have the ability to purify karma after eating it. I will go to get it back tomorrow. .”

Seeing that everything was not as he imagined, Desolate breathed a sigh of relief, threw himself into the arms of his Taoist companion, and said, "You are so annoying! I thought you didn't like me anymore! I'm so sad here." Pointing to his heart.

"I'm sad too." Daoist pointed to the corner of his mouth, which was full of blood from the anger just now.

When Cang Liang saw it, she smiled and said, "Hmph, you definitely don't like me as much, but seeing that you're vomiting blood, I reluctantly believe that you like me as much!"

Mr. System watched from the side, and felt that this hamster monster was really cute like a child. He was obsessed with whoever liked it more, really, really cute.

But soon, Mr. System found that the half-human, half-snake monster who could kill his own body with a single touch looked at him coldly, and immediately put away those emotions instinctively, walked out of the room sensiblely, and closed the door.

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When the main character, Qingqu, was about to go out to collect Dinghai pearls from all over the world for her little cutie, the little cutie wanted to go too, her big eyes flickered, and Qingqu couldn't refuse at all, so she let the desolation pull her little finger We went out together.

Mr. System was arranged to stay in the secret realm created by Duan Chen to watch his house—yes, the spoiled wife maniac created a secret realm in order to enjoy the world of two people, which can be said to be very awesome.

The awesome Taoist couple took his playful and cute little mouse on the road of bullying others for love. It is very immoral, but no one should be able to stop it.

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The shark people in the South China Sea were robbed during the pill medicine conference.

The person who robbed them was a snake-tailed monster with a white long-haired little hamster with bulging cheeks lying on its head. This strange combination made Nanhai a mess and stole all the elixir, including the imitation Dinghai pearl. !

The imitation Dinghai Pearl was originally a joke of the monks, and it was planned to be rewarded as No. 1 in this pill competition. After eating, this imitation Dinghai Pearl will bring purification of karma to the host. It is true, but it will also have side effects. It's just that no one knows what the side effects are.

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Cangliang ate all the pills and Dinghaizhu brought by the Taoist companion, and soon found that he seemed to be really relaxed. It's been a long time since I had sex with my Taoist partner for three days.

Although they were very tired after rolling, they didn't feel as heavy as before. The young couple immediately understood that they had succeeded!

To celebrate, Desolate Mice pestered their Taoist companion to make out every day. The Taoist companion's snake attribute was not covered, and his kidney function was quite good.

In this way, the Snake and Rat couple resumed their sweet and ordinary life without any shame... No wonder!

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"Hey, I, I seem to be constipated." One day, the desolate mouse took Daoist's hand and touched its swollen belly, and said, "I'm a treasure hamster, and I'm constipated like a human... I might be a fake spirit beast."

"Does it hurt?" Daoist was very concerned about the body of the baby mouse, so he simply asked the baby mouse to stick up his butt, and began to observe.

Desolate and ashamed, he said, "Don't make it... I feel like there is a big lump of poop stuck in my stomach, and I can't get it out. Don't make it... dirty..."

The Taoist shook his head, and stroked the tender belly of the mouse again and again, while letting the desolation relax: "It doesn't matter, I don't care."

While talking, Cang Liang felt the contents of his stomach slowly coming out. After passing through the chrysanthemum, which had been through many battles, the chrysanthemum was trembling, and it was easy to come out. Looking at the eggs pulled out by the baby, I fell into thought.

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"Hamster Diary": Help!I actually lay eggs! ! !I'm a male hamster!No, even a female hamster can't lay eggs, right? !