Heinous Probation System [Quick Travel]

Cang Xiaobao, the age of forty demons, converted to human age, is three years old.

He is a descendant of Tiandao and Demon King. He should have been pampered, domineering, and become a super invincible good-for-nothing rich second generation, but he didn't.

He matured precociously, and when he was in Ma Ma's stomach, he knew that he might have a bad life, but he was still an embryo and he was not afraid of anything, as long as Ma Ma was with him.

But, maybe it was because his head was too big when he was born, and Ma Ma was crying and crying, or maybe he looked like a girl, Ma Ma didn't like it, in short, he accompanied Ma Ma, who is the host of the heinous influence system, to do After 40 years of work, the result is still not to please Ma Ma.

He had no choice but to think about it and couldn't find a solution, so he could only watch Ma Ma and the system Shushu fight and fight, and then quickly left to go to the next world.

He saw Ma Ma smiling beautifully, standing in the blue light circle, waiting to be transmitted, suddenly, he looked up and saw himself, and was stunned for a second, just when he thought Ma Ma would ask him to go with him, Ma Ma pursed his lips. He lowered his head with pursed lips, and didn't call him, then the blue light flashed past, and Mama disappeared into the system space...

The system took the situation of the two of them into consideration, thinking that Cang Xiaobao would cry when Desolation left, but no, Cang Xiaobao indifferently wiped away the tears on his chubby face, sat down on the sofa, ate Eating the system's potato chips, crossing his legs, flipping through cartoons.

System: Shocked.jpg! !As expected of Lord Tiandao and the Great Demon King, his acting skills are top-notch!

"That...don't you go with me?" The system sat down and chatted with the child who was born by itself. It was a little cognitively impaired about the identity of Cang Xiaobao. This is both the host's baby and the former boss Tiandao Children, with the power of good and evil, the future is immeasurable.

"I'm not going." Three-year-old Cang Xiaobao looked at the system with a 'you're so annoying' expression.

The system has a body, and it will only be used when Desolation is not around, so Cang Xiaobao was lucky enough to see the body that the system bought, and he saw through the system's thoughts at a glance: "Don't think that you can teach me a lesson because you are older than me. , The faces I bought are all the type that labor-management mothers like, do you think you don’t know what you are thinking?"

The system simply didn't know how to answer, he quickly denied: "No, it's just that I think this body is very good, it's just a coincidence."

"Cut." Cang Xiaobao poured the whole bag of potato chips into his mouth, and then ate the potato chips wrapped in his mouth with puffy cheeks, just like he was eating.

"By the way, I saw you crying just now..." The system wanted to speak for Cang Liang. He and Cang Liang have been partners for so long. He really knows what kind of character Cang Liang is. He is definitely not a devil. He is obviously soft-hearted. A gentle and cute guy, but he likes to think wildly, and then he is very timid.

This time, Desolation told himself that he was all acting, and he had such an achievement only by pretending. The fact that he was able to save a thousand points in a world for a long time was also due to the fact that he sealed his emotions in the doll. The system believed him, but I also suspect that the desolation is only halfway through the world before the feelings are sealed. After all, those feelings of disobedience are only discovered later. In the first half of the time, the system is not stupid. When the big snakes are snakes, they are full of joy.

As for why they sealed their feelings halfway, the system guessed that it might be because they were too timid and had been cheated too many times, so the happier they felt, the more afraid they would be when they were cheated again.

"Not really." Cang Xiaobao opened another pack of cucumber-flavored potato chips, flipped through the jubilant movies of the human world, and said contemptuously, "It's just that Ma Ma seems to have a desire to protect weak guys, but he has seen After my human appearance in my 40s, I felt that I looked too much like that guy named Duanchen, so I didn’t feel for me anymore... What I shed was not tears, but loneliness.”

The system doesn't believe it, this kind of lie, go ahead and lie to ghosts.

"I think Desolation still likes you. It's just that he hasn't grown up yet. He needs someone to pet him, so he won't protect you. He doesn't know how to love you. It's the first time he has a baby, so you have to forgive him."

Cang Xiaobao's eyes turned desolate black, a beautiful color like black gemstones, but at this moment, he didn't know where he was poked, and a smear of blood flashed inside: "Enough! I don't hate him at all! I like him Him! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll take all your parts apart!"

System silence: This kind of violent character must be mutated.

"If I don't say anything, I'll ask you if you want to go?" The system said, "Since Desolation has sealed his feelings for Lord Tiandao and Qingqu, but he must still have feelings for you. He may not like crying little What about the child, because it will make him feel at a loss, not to mention you should be considered a single-parent family now, you have to grow up and protect you, right?"

Cang Xiaobao's arrogance weakened, he snorted, and said, "I know if you don't tell me, I'll go as soon as I finish eating this bag of potato chips, it's all because of those two guys. I gave the world to those two guys to squander, what kind of influence, I think those two people will never be able to influence, and the last world did not succeed in influence, it is just that I no longer do evil, and my heart is still evil and world-weary .”

The system said: "However, Tiandao didn't have to accept such a punishment. He took away half of Desolation's karma and destroyed the whole world for Desolation. Qingqu has already repented. Their evil deeds can be stopped, as long as The desolation is there, they can simply convert to Buddhism."

"Fart, I can't convert, two pile drivers..."

System: "...are you...really three years old?"

The setting of the system is that the three views are correct, and only do the right thing, but it has broken many exceptions, and is now doing its best to repair the mistakes of the past, even if it finds that it seems to be matching the host and those two people, the control center is very difficult. The pain was so painful that it couldn't be described, and it still encouraged Cang Liang to do so.

Desolation is so timid, it wants to go back in time to make all mistakes never start, it understands and supports it.

Cang Xiaobao once again despised the system's cowardly behavior of giving silently. Although the demon is only three years old, he is already a human being. He patted the system on the shoulder in the form of a small milk doll and said, "To be honest, if you It’s fine if it’s my dad, and I don’t dare to make Ma Ma sad, because if you dare to make him cry once, I’ll stuff you into the system processor and smash it up for dinner!”

The corner of the system's mouth twitched, and it still denied: "No if, but luckily I'm not your father." This kind of cruel bastard, whoever wants it, will be unlucky.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense with you, send me there, I have to play my Ma Ma baby son, if you give me another role... Hehe... Fuck you to death!"

The system said that he couldn't afford to be offended, and casually sent this little ancestor away with his dead fish eyes open.

Standing in the blue light circle, Cang Xiaobao straightened his small chest while wiping his mouth, rubbed his hair, patted his fleshy cheeks, and asked, "Tell me, what is the next world? I have to Help Ma Ma earn a lot of points! Then he will be proud of me! Hehe~"

The system said: "I went to a very ordinary world, because the last world task was completed well, this time the difficulty has been reduced... a little bit, it is just an ordinary world, but it is a world where same-sex marriage is legal."

"Tch, it's really boring. That kind of world really tarnishes such a group soul like me."

System: That's enough, let's go, don't come back again...

"You, my servant, buy more cucumber-flavored and barbecue-flavored potato chips and wait for me to come back. I'm going."

System: Who is your servant? Hey! ! !

The system couldn't take it anymore, picked up the table and was about to smash it, but the arrogant little milk doll disappeared with the teleportation array.

At the same time, Desolation, who had just been transported to the new world, was sitting on the toilet looking at the world description and the general direction of the world, and even discovered at the bottom of the manual that the particularity of this world is that 5.00% of the population is intersex.

Of course, this can't happen to him, he is a body time traveler... Wait!Better to check it out!After all, it is not certain whether this world will change its attributes because of evil tastes!

Just when Cang Liang was very suspicious that he would be very unlucky, his baby Cang Xiaobao, who fell from the sky, sat on his lap, blinking her big beautiful eyes, looking eager to get close to him but afraid of being rejected, and said: "Ma Ma...I, I was worried about you...so I caught up with you."

Desolation: "Huh?"

"Don't drive me away, I will be very obedient, and I will help!" Cang Xiaobao is still three years old in this world, and he is also traveling through the body, without any change.

Cang Liang really didn't know how to get along with him, he listened in a daze, his heart was full of richness, but only two words came out of his mouth: "Okay."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bell ringing outside, and then someone knocked on the door and said, "Mr. Cang, it's your first day at work today, so you can't be late. Your little treasure is three years old, and he goes to the toilet by himself." Ah, what else are you doing with him, you dote on children too much. Go to class early, your class is not easy to manage, there are many problem students, you have to be stricter to get along. "