[Comprehensive] I am broadcasting live in poisonous

Shared renting, cohabitation, the difference between the two is still very big.

Lestrade looked at Sherlock, and then at Jian Yue. From his decades of detective career, he had a keen eye to see the bite marks on the neck of this oriental man.

This shocked him, but also felt that it should be taken for granted.

It's not surprising that a guy like Sherlock, who doesn't belong to the normal group, has preferences that are different from ordinary people. After all, he can't imagine that the other party will fall in love with a shy woman.

I didn't expect to be able to catch the secret of Detective Curly's private life. Mr. Inspector's face showed a strange red light, and he was about to say something excitedly.

Over there, Sherlock suddenly slapped him on the back, "Why don't you hurry up? The peripheral members of the BPO will escape, but it will be very difficult to have a chance to catch them again..."

"Wait, I still want to—"

"Don't talk nonsense, I can tell what you want to say just by looking at it." Mr. Detective roughly pulled his arm and walked towards the stairs, "Don't do any analysis that makes people laugh out loud, it's my specialty, I'll let you do it It’s just a mess, and you’re better off doing your own job.”

However, he is the inspector of Scotland Yard, Lestrade opened his mouth wide, "Sherlock! My job?"

"drive."

These two people can be regarded as golden partners in a sense.

Jian Yue went to the window, opened the curtains, and watched the two guys downstairs after they had sarcastically and quarreled with each other, then they all sorted their clothes in the style of a British gentleman, and got into the car.

It seems that it will be a case with a lot of involvement.

Just now he saw that Lestrade was wearing an expensive tie that he would never use on weekdays, and a watch that could be called a luxury item, and the leather shoes under his feet were also polished to be brand new.

If it is related to the world of the rich and the powerful, this case will only be divided into two extremes. Either it will end quickly, or it will be dragged on. It will be a long battle...

After Scotland Yard's police car disappeared at the corner of the street, Jian Yue returned to the house, sat on the sofa, and before falling into a deep sleep, he thought about it and took out the mobile phone in his pocket.

The screen showed that he had received three text messages.

The first is an ambiguous greeting.

The second is a simple and rude date/gun invitation.

The third is MMS.

Jian Yue clicked in, only to see an ultra-clear photo slowly being loaded, and the content inside could be called restricted.

——A man with a sexy and hot body, with his back to the camera, pulled down his low-slung jeans, revealing a plump buttocks, he didn't even wear underwear, rough denim, grinding his buttocks, and was A middle finger was deliberately inserted.

And on that middle finger, there was still a trace of water stains conspicuously.

"..." Jian Yue recognized this guy's ass, it was Jim Moriarty, where did this little rabbit get his phone number?

The other personality was already excited, controlled his left hand, zoomed in on the picture leisurely, and even rubbed the position of the buttocks, and commented with a smile: "Compared to Little Curly, Little Jim's awareness of exercise is much worse, The meat on this butt looks soft, I don't know how it feels."

At the same time, another text message was sent, and it was still Moriarty.

He asked: Dear Xiao Yueyue, are you interested in enjoying bliss? I can accept any size.

The scale was getting bigger and bigger. Before Jian Yue Hei responded to this kind of chatting, Jian Yue Bai decisively put the phone aside, lay sideways on the sofa, fell asleep and lost consciousness.

Jianyue Hei: ...

This anger obviously had to be vented on the little sparrow. On the beach, Jian Yue trudged out of the sea, and easily found Jack Sparrow lying on a pile of rum bottles under a row of banana trees. .

The little sparrow slept soundly, the captain's cap was covered on his face, and he was snoring loudly, but at this moment, Jian Yue ruthlessly lifted him upside down and slapped him on the buttocks.

"Ah, Jane, put me down. I just finished drinking and I'm about to vomit." Jack was awakened suddenly, with a mournful face, begging for mercy: "I've been obediently not causing trouble everywhere recently, what are you doing?"

Jian Yue stretched out his hand and hooked the waistband of the legendary captain with one finger. Seeing the two bare legs exposed, he replied with a half-smile: "I'm here to check, have you been paying attention to hygiene recently?"

"Yes! Absolutely!" Jack vowed, "I have taken a shower these days, and every day before going to bed, I also washed my feet with little Henry before going to bed."

As he said that, he leaned over, glanced around, and said cautiously: "To be honest, once a woman gets married, she becomes a wife and mother. It's really unreasonable. Back then, Elizabeth was on my boat. It’s not that I love cleanliness so much.”

"I'm not interested in other people's hygiene habits." Jian Yue pinched Jack's buttocks, raised his eyebrows, and said, "The elasticity is pretty good. Seeing that you drink and have fun all day long, you haven't given up on exercising."

"That's it." The little sparrow boasted happily, "I do two hundred push-ups every night before going to bed."

"I'll do sit-ups in the future." Jian Yue said, grabbing Jack's braid, and led him to the beach. It just so happened that the sea was not far away, and he was submerged in the sea within a few steps.

Unexpectedly, Jian Yue, who had been ordering him to stay away from the sea, would suddenly take him to the sea. Jack shook his body at a loss, stood on one foot, looked at Jian Yue, and asked tentatively: "What's wrong? Is there any new incident?"

"It suddenly occurred to me that there should be a way." Jian Yue pushed Jack down and sat down in the sea, then stripped off his coat and inner garment, looked at the captain who was only wearing one pair of underpants, and said with his chin: " Let you die once in the state of immortality, and you can be resurrected."

"Haha." Jack laughed dryly, "How can there be such a thing as resurrection in this world?"

Jian Yue raised his hand, grabbed a piece of flesh in the little sparrow's abdomen, and asked with bent eyes: "Isn't there a place called the end of the world? I heard that you died there once?"

Jack's eyes widened, reddish earlobes receded, his lips were chapped, and his eyes wandered, "That was all in the past, and there's no way there will be a second chance..."

"Tia Doma."

Jian Yue's sudden mention of this name made Jack's expression stiff. Before he felt guilty, he kept his face straight, tried to maintain a normal look, and deliberately dug his ears, "Who are you talking about? David's old lover? Wow, That's a scary guy, don't mention her, I don't know if he's still alive now."

"Oh?" Jian Yue blinked, "Isn't she the sea god?"

"How is it possible!" Jack retorted exaggeratedly, "How could Dahai be a capricious woman? What you heard was a rumor, definitely a rumor."

The little sparrow's resistance doesn't seem like real fear or fear, and, according to the original book, the sea god whose real name is Cory Busso probably had a relationship with Jack's father for a while when he was incarnated as a human. gave birth to him.

Jack was still eloquently retorting, and as he was talking, the topic quickly turned to a strange place, and it was because he deliberately digressed.

Jian Yue was not in a hurry to remind him, but stretched out his hand and touched the sea water under him. He felt that this map of another dimension was very interesting. Such living sea water was really just a legend in his world.

The transparent sea water rises and falls with the waves.

There are also many small shells, hermit crabs, and snails washed by the sea, and two or three fell between them, crawled, and ran to Jack's lap.

The slippery thighs are really slippery, and the little sparrow's whole life has been the sea, sea water and sunshine, which made him look like a fish, covered with a layer of water, revealing smooth and healthy wheat-colored skin.

"Hiss—" Jack was pinched by the hermit crab on his thigh.

Jian Yue raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand with a strange smile, but deliberately pushed it inside, taking advantage of this opportunity, he even touched the little Jack who didn't know when the little sparrow got excited.

Heh, it has been stable all the time, but I didn't expect it to become so swollen.

The little sparrow wanted to cry without tears, "Ah! Jane, this is murder, please help me get it away!" He jumped up and jumped up and down in the sea water, and then, a thing in his underwear fell out.

Jian Yue: "..."

It was the first time he saw that someone would actually put things in their underwear.

——Is that a rag doll?

"Hoo hoo." Jack immediately picked up the rag doll that fell into the sea, and at the same time pinched his nose, as if he had been choked on twice, "This one was given to me by a girl."

He winked and said nonsense: "You understand, that kind of meaning."

However, this was meaningless to Jian Yue, who was familiar with the original work. He just blinked with interest, looked at the Jack doll, and then at the smoky eyes of the legendary captain, and stretched out his hand, "Give it to me."

The little sparrow opened its eyes and handed it to him tremblingly.

Forgot not to look at each other again!

Jian Yue flipped through the doll, feeling a little surprised in his heart, and asked curiously: "Strange, when did Angelika give it back to you? What price did you pay?"

"How do you know everything..." Jack licked his lips, staring at Jian Yue's fingers that were deliberately rubbing around somewhere, his eyes were straight, his legs were tense, "Well, I used a deal In exchange, the purpose of this thing is a bit troublesome, you should return it to me."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly got up and rushed over, about to grab it.

Jian Yue didn't even raise his eyelids, he just pressed a place with his thumb, and then slid down, the little sparrow on the opposite side bent his body like a Pippi shrimp, covered little Jack, and fell into the sea water.

very useful.

Jian Yue slowly pinched the doll's butt, and continued to ask: "What deal?"

The legendary captain was lying in the water and refused to get up, but he was still very sharp-tongued: "Here, I promise Angelica that before she is 30 years old and can't get married, I will either help her find a future husband, or marry her myself. Of course I will only Choose the former."

Unlike, the little sparrow will keep the promise?

Moreover, Blackbeard's death has something to do with him, it's not that simple.

Jian Yue's hand moved to the ankle of the doll, feeling the texture of the little thing happily: "No matter which one it is, she will kill you after it's done."

"I think so too, but if there is the Black Pearl, I'm not afraid, at least I can escape." Jack's speech speed became faster and faster, he could no longer lie in the water, but tilted his head, raised his body, and panted Twice, and added: "Besides, Blackbeard is dead, but the treasure in his hands is intact. It's a pity to be buried with him, but it's not bad as a dowry."

"So that's how it is." Jian Yue narrowed his eyes and curled his lips, "If you get married, it will definitely be a big event. Your relatives and friends will all come to watch this feast."

"What, relatives and friends, how can I have—"

Jack's voice changed, and the dolphin's voice rose.

On the opposite side, the frivolous guy was pressing his lips to the doll's lips. The incredible touch made the legendary captain immediately stunned, and the other party also acted badly to add to his drama.

When his lips gradually slipped down, accompanied by the wet tongue between his lips and teeth, Jack had already collapsed on the beach, staring blankly at the sea water being gradually stained by a wave of cloudy white.

"It looks like it has been stored for a long time."

Jian Yue got up lazily, flicked the little sparrow's butt, and gave an order, "It's almost time, take the Black Pearl and set sail, find Angelica, hold a wedding, that's all."