[Comprehensive] I am broadcasting live in poisonous

Recap:

A new employee in Jinjiang——Jian Yue, he is a male, with unknown hobbies and sexual orientations, and a plethora of skills. Therefore, the only thing that can be definitively determined about this person is his gender.

Just one.

He has a severe split personality.

This disease can be empirically studied, and it has been diagnosed by authoritative psychological treatment hospitals above the prefecture and city level. In the convalescent room, the doctors, nurses, and some related and unrelated people who participated in the treatment have all witnessed Jian Yue's personality The outbreak of division.

Split personality is by no means something ordinary people can bear. Ordinary people can’t face the mirror by themselves, with half of their faces smiling gently and half of their faces talking lazily and wickedly. consultation room~

However, fortunately, Jian Yue is in an authoritative medical institution. For this kind of paranoid and sensitive scene, the experienced nurse directly used anesthesia gas to save him from almost fighting with each other.

——The combat effectiveness of Jinjiang employees is also famous throughout the universe.

If you go to the field, it is enough to form a star thief fleet.

The doctor once jokingly named his split personality.

Jane Yue Snow White Prince.

Jianyue Black Witch.

In the cloister of the Art Square, the sun shines through the white stone arches, holy and sprinkled in this corner.

But Jianyue Black Witch's laziness gradually conveyed the danger layer upon layer, and the originally gentle face gradually concealed a cold taste. He was thinking that even if he was the task object, he did not distract the audience's attention from him. Qualifications……

If it happened, kill people and destroy corpses or destroy bones and ashes?

No, that's all too boring.

Jack's hand was still in mid-air, with neatly manicured nails, crystal fingertips, and even a hint of pink. Compared with the Eden-like sketchbook in his hand, it was really pure and full of lust.

The barrage was still frantically brushing their hands.

Jianyue, the black witch, raised her hand and half-touched her eyelids, thinking of all kinds of wonderful sweet traps that could make Jack fall into the color of depravity.

but.

"Very good, I like it very much."

Jianyue Snow White is like his code name, dressed in all the beautiful symbolic words given by the world, gentle and gentle.

He bent his eyes, and did not rush to confront the appearance of another personality, but gently held Jack's hand, and said pleasantly: "I haven't confirmed the one just now, but the ones in these sketchbooks, sure enough, you must be Mr. Selt, this delicate and soft brushwork, I have seen a work of yours for sale in Leeds."

"Uh." The blond boy didn't realize it for a while, being wronged by someone was embarrassing and somewhat personal, he withdrew his hand, rubbed his cheeks, and hesitantly refuted this 'rich man', "I just... seem to have said My name, my name is Jack..."

"I know."

Jian Yue interrupted him, and smiled softly: "I understand, Mr. Selt, it's great to see you here. I really like your work, Jack, um, is it an honor to have dinner with you ?”

Jack: "..."

It's already afternoon, he hasn't had breakfast yet, and he is really hungry now, he didn't expect that there is such a thing as a pie in the sky in the world.

The allure of a dinner is huge compared to a tip.

Usually, when he didn't make any money like this, he would find a buddy to gamble on luck, tacit understanding, and even do a little cheating if possible, and solve their dinner problem at the gambling table.

Cream of mushroom soup, hot hash browns, strong coffee and over-rare steak...

"No." Jack swallowed quietly, "I think sir, you have misunderstood someone. My surname is not Selt, but my surname is Dawson, which is very ordinary. Besides, my paintings should not be up to the mark. At the level of a gallery sale.”

Yes, the difficulty of toying with each other makes the lazy personality a little more interesting.

"How come?" Jian Yue pretended to be surprised, "That painting is kept where I live, and it is almost in the same series as the one here." He pointed to one inside, and took care of the other The taste of a 'painting', the style of the strokes, and even the brand of paper and charcoal all speak out.

The more Jack listened, the more surprised he became, and he was at a loss.

Listen, even he himself felt that this painting seemed to be painted by him... Could it be that some friend from the past took his painting, impersonated him, and sold it for a good price?

Only the system: "..." Take out Jack's love letter to Rose in advance and drive the car. After that, how will Jack hook up with a high-society daughter? !

An unbelievable wave of 'winning the lottery' spread in his heart. Jack was extremely overwhelmed and looking forward to it, and he was even a little incoherent, "Really? Maybe I should check with you, if possible... you live Is it around here?"

Very good, the little angel is going to be tricked.

Jian Yue narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I'm temporarily staying at Port No. 356 over there. You can have dinner with me and then go back together. I'd be happy to invite you as my guest to stay for a few more days. I will be warm Treat you..."

entertain?

This word is very common in the middle and upper class in Europe and America, and it is polite. Using such a formal word between the host and the guest is already very polite and respectful, and the other party is still very polite at first glance. A young gentleman of status.

There was a hint of hesitation in Jack's clear blue eyes, and he caught a glimpse of his tattered shirt that was still stained with pencil scraps and charcoal dust from the corner of his eye. He took a deep breath and said, "I'm happy to accept your invitation, sir But there is a chance for dinner next time. I noticed that there is another lady coming with you. I am afraid that my attire is not suitable for your date. Please allow me to clean up a little. I will come tomorrow morning visit."

Just gave him time to imitate the fake.

"I'll get up as soon as possible to meet you." Jian Yue nodded with satisfaction, "Just in time, there are still two days before the Titanic sails."

He seemed to say this sentence unintentionally, but Jack paused, a thought flashed through his mind, and he gritted his teeth in distress—he didn't like to approach others with a gesture of purpose.

But the seeds have already been planted.

The black witch was sneering.

This pretentious personality likes to use different means with him to achieve the same goal.

And those superficial and stupid carbon-based beings are too easy to be confused by such sugar-coated sex, thinking that what they meet is a gentle and perfect person, but in fact they are clearly dressed beasts and gentle scum!

Snow White was still smiling.

The clothes are him, the beast is the opponent, the gentleness is him, and the scum is the opponent—anyway, they are inseparable... always contradicting each other, and influencing each other...

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know anything about the hidden meaning of this interaction, let alone their preference for the protagonist, and it was a treat to provoke the seemingly gentle and bully up master.

It also brought great trouble and crisis to the protagonist.

Jian Yue put away his full-body sketches, took out banknotes from his pocket, put them in the sketchbook, gave them to Jack, and said goodbye briskly.

[Tip ten pounds, how much is it?ten yuan? ]

[...The exchange rate is not calculated like that upstairs. ]

[In those days, the purchasing power of the British pound was not low. Ten pounds could buy a bicycle, and it was still several thousand dollars. ]

[Wow, the up master is really rich. ]

[2333, for Jinjiang employees, money is nothing. I look forward to seeing the up master exchange money with the master and Nini!Let's see who is better! ~]

On the other hand, Jasmine's portrait was almost finished, but the student from the Academy of Fine Arts seemed to see her status as an upstart, and kept flirting with the fat lady like she was giving her eyes.

It's really a capitalist society, where class interests often collude.

Jian Yue stood behind Jasmine with folded arms, looking at the fat lady who seemed to be vulgar and ignorant, but rarely confused and transparent, and the student of the Academy of Fine Arts retreated in anger and embarrassment after saying a few words.

The fat lady held her self-portrait, shook her head and sighed, "Nowadays, more than half of my son's handsome guys are not as amiable as my son. Every face, huh, relatives who are more than ten floors away from me It's getting faster."

Jian Yue: "That's Jasmine, you are very charming."

Jasmine laughed haha, "I still like you more, you are so gentle, and you are so sharp." She didn't know what to think of, and the flesh of her whole body trembled with the laughter.

System complaint: If this fat lady knew the modern vocabulary of poisonous tongue, she would definitely change it to this word.

When the fat lady was done enjoying herself, Jian Yue raised her arms and said, "It's time for dinner, let's go there quickly, there won't be any seats left when we go late."

Jasmine stopped laughing, blinked, and asked as if unintentionally: "I thought you would call that little boy just now."

Jian Yue thought in his heart: This lady, it is really hard to tell whether she is shrewd or confused.

"There will be a chance to be together. Isn't there a dance tomorrow night?" He said.

prom?Jasmine glanced at Jian Yue, thoughtful.

In fact, Jian Yue will be very busy today without any trace, and he has taken care of a lot of things for himself.

The first thing is to have a meal with Jasmine. After the meal, I have to visit the relevant departments in the name of Ishmay, hire a reliable scavenger, and secretly search for the simplest and most effective way to save the Titanic from colliding with the iceberg.

And just now.

Jian Yue also took a job to make fakes, he had to draw a picture of a beauty similar to Rose lying naked on the sofa according to Jack's strokes.

Hei Yueyue thought to himself: It's really troublesome.

The two personalities are obviously extremes. One prefers to be lazy, has no interest in things, doesn't move at all, and seems to be natural, and he rarely encounters trivial matters.

And the other, gathering all the perfect qualities, naturally also includes hard work.Therefore, as if it was destined, after Bai Xueyue was drunk, Hei Yueyue got nothing and was lazy.

But after the former woke up, things really happened to him—well, although it was very troublesome, both personalities were silently looking forward to the skill of drawing, which would be warmly received by audience fans in many live broadcast areas. The call is big for the tentacles.

Like an octopus, Avalokitesvara...

Jian Yue: It seems a little excited to be called like this.