There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Lu Cangyan was suddenly shaken by Fang Jibai's sudden good looks, and she couldn't help but feel a little erratic and limp.

So after Fang Jibai signed the autograph and took the lion costume and dragged him offstage to prepare, he realized later what he was going to do with the male lead.

—Lion dance? ?Dance you big head ghost ah? ?Hero, how can your entertainment taste be so unique? Go!

Completely ignoring Lu Cangyan's extremely resentful low pressure, Fang Jibai stuffed the lion headgear into Lu Cangyan's hand, and began to shake the red and purple lion cosplay costume.

He smiled and said: "Master is a little lighter, and his body skills are good. After calculation, it is true that Master should still be a lion's head."

Lu Cangyan half-faced coldly: "You are a Sixi meatball."

Fang Jibai couldn't help laughing, he grabbed Lu Cangyan's shoulders and tied up the lion suit neatly for someone else, then he took three steps back and thought: "If Master likes it, it seems that there is nothing wrong with being a meatball. "

Lu Cangyan rolled her eyes, she didn't want to argue with this guy anymore.

——Hey... What a young man in the original text, how come he has been brought by him for four years, and he has the qualifications to enter the navy...

Every word I speak, my heart is crying blood, and I am invisibly angry to death.Ciao, this is definitely not what I taught...

Before Lu Cangyan finished reflecting on his own education methods, Fang Jibai had already moved him forward.

"Master, it's our turn."

Lu Cangyan resignedly lifted the skin of the lion's head to the top of his head, and when he looked up, he saw the plum blossom pile on the high platform.

Lu Cangyan: "...Wait...Hello!!"

Before he could finish his sentence, Fang Jibai lifted his waist and lifted him up onto his body.

There was a burst of applause from the audience, and Fang Jibai walked all the way from the side of the stage with very familiar steps. With a little effort, the whole lion was already standing firmly on the plum blossom pile.

There was bursts of applause from below, obviously everyone was shocked three times by this skill.

--nonsense!Have you ever seen any lion dance with agility! ! ! ……Alas! !

Just as Lu Cangyan cao vomited halfway, Fang Jibai threw her to one side with his arms around his waist.

Drenched in cold sweat, he hurriedly stood on the plum blossom pile. Just as he was about to communicate with Bai Bai for a while, he was hugged and took a big step forward! !

——Ci-O-Ci-O, I am so cowardly!

Feeling the obviously tense body of the person in his arms, Fang Jibai couldn't help pinching the soft flesh on his waist:

"relax."

Lu Cangyan almost fell off the plum blossom pile due to his movement, and seemed to detect danger, and the on-hook mode automatically popped up immediately, which managed to keep his balance.

Lu Cangyan burst into tears, first he turned his head and gave Fang Jibai a hard look, and then he was full of broken thoughts, begging the master of hang-up to come to Boshen to operate, it is best to kill this bad guy.

As a result, the body technique "You Guang Yi Xu" was in full swing, Lu Cangyan only felt her body lighten up, and she flew into the air with a lion's shell, straight across four or five plum blossom piles.

Fang Jibai was taken aback by his sudden jump, but since the two of them were now a lion, he had to hold back his energy and jumped out, almost not tripping over the pillars beside him.

Fang Jibai smiled wryly: "Master..."

Lu Cangyan snorted nasally: "... In the future, if you don't have this diamond, you won't be able to do some porcelain work. How much tacit understanding do you have with me?"

The male protagonist didn't seem to like to hear these words very much, first the light in his eyes dimmed, and then, he rushed over with another step, and lifted Lu Cangyan straight up again!

Lu Cangyan: "...Hey! Fang Jibai!!!"

Fang Jibai ignored him, so the whole lion made by the two stood upright on the tallest plum blossom pile, looking as exciting as it could be.

Immediately, another round of enthusiastic applause broke out from under the stage, which directly overwhelmed Lu Cangyan's series of soft exclamations hidden under the lion shell.

Clamping the person tightly between his arms, Fang Jibai smiled and rubbed against Lu Cangyan's waist: "Master, keep your legs straighter, you don't look good like a lion."

Lu Cangyan felt that her complexion should be even worse:

"...you put me down first."

"Master, move first."

"...I've set it up! Let me down!"

Fang Jibai smiled: "Master, why don't you raise your legs higher, let's do a difficult movement."

Lu Cangyan gritted her teeth and threw her legs forward fiercely, so Fang Jibai immediately grabbed his old waist tightly, and used his strength from behind to lead the others to do a backflip together!

Lu Cangyan: ... Peat, who is Fang Jibai who is such a lion dancer? Tell him to come out! ! !

With a kick in the air, he drove parallel to Lu Cangyan, Fang Jibai held Lu Cangyan tightly in his arms, and with more force in his arms, he turned himself over like Lu Cangyan.

Landing firmly on a plum blossom pile again, he carefully put the man in front of his chest, but he saw that the young man's hand holding the lion was trembling, and he didn't know whether it was shock or anger.

Fang Jibai sprang up with the intention of playing, and once again wrapped his arms around the opponent's waist. With the help of his lower body, he immediately let the lion's front legs rest on the plum blossom pile in front.

Lu Cangyan was almost paralyzed by him.Let the male protagonist control the overall situation and operate precisely, and he just moved his legs on tiptoe as he wanted, which seemed to be the same thing.

So when another lion followed and stood on the opposite plum blossom pile, he was in a bad mood.

"...What's going on? Is this going to be a battle?"

Hearing the young man's voice that had already dropped three times, Fang Jibai held back his smile and replied softly: "Master, didn't you listen to the rules of the competition?... We are going to fight lions."

——Dou you big dick!

Exhausted, Lu Cang threw his hand back on Fang Jibai's head, and hit the right spot.

Fang Jibai went up the pole and grabbed the man's arm: "Master, pay attention, it will be more fun later."

Wrapping the person into his arms again, he breathed out slowly, and suddenly he rushed him forward like an arrow flying off the string!

The new lion performers obviously didn't expect such a hard fight.They looked at each other, then immediately turned around and backed away, and quickly avoided the lower plum blossom pile below.

Fang Jibai put his arms around Lu Cangyan again, ignoring the young man's almost reddened eyes, and threw him face down!

Lu Cangyan felt herself soaring into the air, and her whole heart couldn't escape from her throat.

Hurry up and stabilize the movement, and the lion he and Fang Jibai pretended to fall to the ground with their front and rear feet together, just like a fierce tiger, leaping out of the mountain, it looks really lively and has a good momentum.

Fang Jibai took the opportunity to lean into Lu Cangyan's ear: "Master, did you see the little letter in the mouth of the opposite lion's head? If we snatch that, we will win."

Lu Cang's face was dark: "How do you grab it, take the lion's mouth?"

Fang Jibai couldn't help laughing: "Then no matter how you grab it, the master will have the strength to kick or hit the letter, as long as it gets off, it counts."

I really don't want to be tossed left and right by the male protagonist like a package anymore. After hearing the news, Lu Cangyan immediately rushed towards the opponent with brisk steps. Seeing that her lion was about to hit the small scroll, the man with the head on the other side was fierce. As soon as he lifted his foot, it looked like he was about to kick down their token.

Lu Cangyan hurriedly passed over the opponent's head as soon as he raised his breath, Fang Jibai followed behind, raised his leg in the air and stuck it in the opponent's lion's mouth.

The two of them obviously had a little kung fu. Seeing that the situation was critical, the lion immediately rolled over on the spot, swayed slightly, and then rolled and stood on the ground again.

Seeing the momentum, Lu Cangyan immediately jumped off the plum blossom pile, Fang Jibai followed closely behind, his movements were coherent to ensure that the lion would not fall apart.

Without any worries, Lu Cangyan took a leap with her long legs, and rushed straight in front of her opponent.

The lion immediately knelt down on its front legs, and the man behind him knelt down and rolled away again.

Lu Cangyan's fighting spirit was aroused, and he pushed the person aside a little. He immediately blocked the opponent's escape path, and when he raised his left leg, it seemed that he was about to draw out the scroll.

So the two people who were rolling on the ground immediately raised their legs, kicked Lu Cangyan's lion's head, and aimed at his scroll!

Fang Jibai immediately picked him up again, and Lu Fang's lion stood upright again, his figure flowed smoothly, and he jumped directly from the lying lion!

"it is good!!"

There was thunderous applause from the audience, so Lu Cangyan turned around and raised her leg again to find trouble with the other party.

The lion that rolled to the ground saw that the situation was not good, immediately turned its head and stood up again, the aiming opportunity pretending to be a lion's tail, actually raised the lion's head to cover its head and pressed it on, and kicked hard on Lu Cangyan's leg.

Lu Cangyan immediately withdrew her legs and wanted to come back, but the lion head insisted on pressing her knees against his ankles, and he couldn't pull them out even if he didn't use much force.

He didn't dare to use any force, so he could only let the man hold down his feet. Fang Jibai, who was standing behind, saw the situation, his handsome face darkened immediately, and the whole person suddenly pulled Lu Cangyan back. , Life and death pulled away from the entanglement.

Pushing the bewildered Lu Cangyan to turn around, Fang Jibai kicked back suddenly, taking advantage of the other party's unpreparedness, he clicked out the scroll all at once!

The scroll that came out of the slot was immediately scattered in the air, and as a handful of red pieces were scattered from the core, there was a strong burst of applause from the surroundings. Obviously, no one expected that the lion dance can also dance well. so beautiful.

Immediately, someone from the store came up to congratulate loudly:

"Congratulations to you two! This round of competition is really exciting! It seems that the leader tonight must be the two!"

The two men playing lions over there still walked over with their lion shells: "I thought my brothers were already the best lion dancers in the north of the city... I didn't expect that one mountain is higher than the other, and the two are the real lion kings." Woolen cloth!"

The two brothers had just exchanged some polite words with Lu Fang, when the shopkeeper smiled and asked both sides: "I don't know how many of you might take off and dance together here... If you don't wake up, you will definitely win these two." Yes, by the way, let my family prepare the dinner for everyone tonight!"

The first two immediately agreed with a smile, and Lu Cangyan wanted to eat, so she naturally agreed.

So the two lions quickly regained their stance, and the two sides came and went friendly to each other, but they also found time to start chatting.

The younger brother playing the lion head over there was the first to ask: "Hey... the two of you here, what team did you work in before! The lion dance is so good, why don't I know anything about it?"

Lu Cangyan was embarrassed: "...No, no, no, we don't do this business."

The elder brother then asked: "Isn't it a lion dance? Then I guess it's some kind of instructor and bodyguard! The movements are so powerful and agile, there must be a lot of tendons on the body!"

Lu Cangyan Waterfall Khan: "No... where is there any tendon, just dance with your hands..."

--bump! ! !

The four of them are still here, you come and exchange life with me, but there is a sudden burst of exclamation from the audience.

As a loud noise shook the stage behind him, Lu Cangyan turned around, and saw a heavy object slammed down from the upstairs, directly hitting the board next to the plum blossom pile, and instantly brought down a row of iron piles! !

The crowd of onlookers suddenly became commotion, pushing and squeezing each other, and everyone scattered in panic, but no one noticed that a girl was taken a wrong step, and immediately fell to the ground together with her sister.

The pair of sisters were the two who had just bought oil cakes together.Xu was hurt by the fall, but the younger sister lay on the ground and began to cry loudly, even if the older sister tried her best to drag her, she refused to get up.

And the slanted plum blossom pile above their heads has already pressed over! ! !

Lu Cangyan's eyes shrank, and the whole person was prompted by the system to step out of the lion suit.

He unleashes the sword of Wancang, and You Guangyao hangs up in an instant, and he quickly blocks in front of the iron pillar, breaking the pillar from it with one blow!

——Thus, in the eyes of everyone, one of the lions dancing on the stage suddenly twisted in two like a celestial maiden scattered flowers, and a young fairy in white clothes made a strong shadow, but Ling Bo walked up to the blue sky with slight steps.The long sword in his hand was shining coldly, and he tilted his head slightly, so that the hair on the sideburns by his ears brushed over his shaved shoulders, leaving a slight trace of intoxication in the wind.

The people present couldn't help but stare blankly.

The author has something to say: This meme has been around the corner since I watched the lion dance interview during Chinese New Year... I finally took it out for a walk today!

In addition, tomorrow is an exclusive interview with the angels, let us get restless 2333!

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