There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Jingyuan Pool, as the name suggests.As one of the well-known scenic spots on Qingxing Mountain, it is often known by many Shenghan sects for its desolation, quietness, darkness, emptiness, and blue waves.

As a branch of Dangjian Lake, which originated from the teaching office, which is the mirror platform where you face the wall and think about your mistakes, Jingyuan Pool also perfectly inherits the main advantages of its main line-in order to prevent the sneaking behavior of reflectors, the lake water is extremely spiritual. of.

You only need to apply it, and you will not be able to move for three months...

By the way, that kid Gu Huan himself also knows that he is a kind of cannon fodder in the article.Once for Luo Wuyuan's sister—oh, that is, the heroine who was unfortunately killed by ** memories, and just passed the protagonist head-on.

Lu Cangyan suddenly felt a sense of sadness.

Now that Gu Huan has entered Jingyuan Pond, how far will it be before I am brutally killed?

……

"—Ding Dong.

You have a new task, please sign for it.

——Revised text 5.0. "

Lu Cangyan became even more sad.

Weakly and silently, he opened the small envelope that popped up in the upper right corner of the viewing angle, thinking that these 78 things were just doing some black technology in an innocuous place.

"what's up?"

Seeing Tan Mengxi rushing back to Qingxing Mountain with a gloomy face, Yue Hongzhuang got stuck in the middle of the road in a dilemma.Lu Cangyan immediately turned around, and said coldly with a blank face.

"—Ding Dong.

The system detects that there are abuse spots in the plot ahead, which is extremely unfavorable to the development and construction of the national clean wind and net net action.

Therefore, here, I earnestly hope that the Qingfeng Clean Network Team and the system 5.0 revision hang-up kernel.

It is hoped that the host will be brave enough to face difficulties, dare to be brave, sacrifice the ego, achieve the big ego, and make unremitting efforts to realize the core values ​​of socialism of the country; contribute to the realization of the two centenary goals of building a well-off society in an all-round way; The national policy fulfills its due responsibilities and obligations!

(prolonged applause)"

Lu Cangyan: ...

——Haha... Don't worry, I will be patriotic, dedicated, honest and friendly—as long as you can be free, equal, fair and legal.

"——Ding Dong, given that the host's current environment cannot meet the basic outline requirements of prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, forgive the system for not being able to enter the mode of a modern civilized society."

Lu Cangyan: "..., you meow..."

"——Ding Dong, it is detected that the host has used inappropriate words, and is suspected of deviating from system tasks on purpose, and now activates the forced task binding mode."

Lu Cangyan: "...! You fucking meow..."

"—Ding Dong, the progress of the forced task binding is 73%, and now we will give a forced brainwashing explanation of the task outline."

Lu Cangyan: "..., you... well, you're good, you're good, you're happy, just be happy."

"—Ding Dong.

Thank you host for your concern.

——The brainwashing explanation is loading, and the minor corrections are being loaded hard (?˙▽˙?). "

Lu Cangyan: "..."

After 30 seconds, I only heard the very familiar "hello, cool dog." The bgm played "Erquan Yingyue" very affectionately.

Then the sad sound of the system just pierced through the brain.

(See also reading aloud)

"--This is a sad story."

Lu Cangyan: "..."

"In the original book, Fang Jibai, the party concerned, came to meet Luo Wuyuan through the secret path on Qingxing Mountain that only he and Luo Wuyuan knew, and accidentally bumped into the head of the Linqiong sect—the Gu family. Gu Lin, the youngest son of the patron, Gu Huan.

Gu Huan has fallen in boundless love since the last time he saw Luo Wuyuan at the Kun Daohui.

Now, he has gone through all sorts of subterranean cultivation to gain the qualification to come to Shenghan to communicate with him. As a result, as soon as he went to Qingxing Mountain, he saw the goddess in his heart and a hot chicken who couldn't even build a foundation so close. You said he Can you bear it?Can you bear it? ?

(Here the music reaches its climax)"

"One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female. Now that two tigers are fighting, the male lead must win."

"However, even if Fang Jibai wins a narrow victory, what can he gain? First, he has no power, second, he has no power, and third, he doesn't have a good aunt (Da Wu) who really loves him. , is he worthy of the second generation of the immortals of a huge family??"

"then--

Fang Jibai was cleaned up by Gu Ning, the eldest son of the Gu family who came with him in the mid-term Yuan Ying, and then encountered a lesson from Tan Mengxi who followed after him. He was seriously injured, vomited blood, and was imprisoned in the Mingjing stage. He wanted to find his master, which is you. As a result, the scumbag watched coldly and didn't do anything, and pretended to be distressed to the Zongli people while saying that the lesson was well taught..."

"Stop, stop, I know, I know!..." Lu Cangyan, sweating profusely, interrupted the system's verbal criticism, "I know the following plot, so I won't bother you to repeat it again!..."

"—Ding Dong.

Are you sure to skip the recap series? "

"Confirmation, confirmation..." Lu Cangyan's face was black, and after worryingly glanced at Yue Hongzhuang who was already walking towards him, he hurriedly said.

"—Ding dong, the review part is over, and the mission is bound to be 100% mandatory——Please prevent the male protagonist from being injured, and prevent the male protagonist from being shut down on the mirror stage. It’s the end to ride with Luo Wuyuan to Xihe and go to the next dungeon to stand by.”

"This task is successfully completed, and the host can obtain comfort, and the comfort value will be given by comprehensive evaluation of book reviews, post bar reviews, and forum reviews.

If any of the above points are biased, the reward will be cancelled, and a moderate punishment will be given to the host as an incentive. "

"In order to ensure that the host has a higher mobility during the execution of the task, we have changed the text 5.0 to unlock the character panel, item store, skill bar and other game operation interfaces for the host. I wish you a happy game."

"—Resist bad games, refuse pirated games, pay attention to self-protection, and beware of being deceived.

Moderate games benefit the brain, and indulging in games hurts the body. Arrange time reasonably and enjoy a healthy life. "

Lu Cangyan: "...

You go, I don't have your evil pen system! ! ! "

"—Ding Dong.

OK accepting your comments.

——It is also detected that there is a new game patch loading system. To ensure your high-quality and comfortable gaming experience, the patch is now downloaded and is being automatically loaded in the background...

Drop drop drop.

After the loading is complete, the host should select the plug-in branch plot patch installation package, and the system will be repaired by itself after the system is shut down.

(PS: Please don’t worry the host, it will automatically start up after the bug patch is completed, and continue to provide you with 360 five-point five-degree all-round assistance without dead ends.)”

Lu Cangyan: "...Who's worried! Which patch is the biggest and takes the most time, hurry up and upload it for me!!"

"—Ding Dong.

reply received.

Now choose: all-round precise patching, rigorous and seamless docking, brain-burning and heart-burning vulnerability patches.The download is in preparation.

... After the preparations are complete, restart and upgrade, and look forward to meeting you with a more perfect self next time!

Dangdangdangdang..."

Hearing the speechless sound of the computer shutting down in his head, the panel in front of Lu Cangyan's eyes was turned off, and his normal vision was restored.

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Yue Hongzhuang rushing towards him in a hurry.

"Brother, what are you still standing here for? Are you still worried about that beast?"

Yue Hongzhuang scolded the male protagonist very much when she came, and she looked angrily, as if the other party had robbed her man.

Lu Cangyan's heart twitched, and she hurriedly interrupted Yue Hongzhuang, lest she scold even more harshly and accumulate evil virtue.

Adjusting the expression on his face to a convincing range, then Master Lu Dashan weighed it and said: "How can I say that people are also in Qingxing Mountain, it's better to go up..."

Yue Hongzhuang hurriedly interrupted: "What's the use of you going up now, the Gu family is a bunch of mad dogs, whoever catches and bites whoever, didn't you go to make mistakes for yourself?"

Lu Cangyan: "But..."

——However, if he goes there, he may still have a way out of life. If he doesn’t go here, he will really be looking for sin...

And why does he feel that he just said "but" this day, and he said a lot...

Sure enough, the characters in the plot are all bringing him back to the original plot. If you don’t say "but", you can't change the topic at all hahaha.

Ah, my heart is so tired.

Yue Hongzhuang stomped her feet and said, "Senior brother, why are you always so stinky and tough! Because of that bastard surnamed Fang, the Gu family will definitely bite you hard this time!

To be honest, it doesn't hurt if he plays himself to death, but if you really go up and get bumped, and something happens, how can we explain to the senior brother in charge! "

——Hehe, I have already figured out the reason for fleeing the crime scene. If it is the original shell, I will definitely follow this excuse twice, wave my sleeves and leave.

——Of course.

Junior sister, I'm sorry, your senior brother and I are destined to go through the Underworld.Please don't set the flag...

"...There is no need to say more."

So Lu Cangyan frowned and sighed.

"...Your senior sister is right. You are a teacher for a day and a father for life. It is not the son's fault to teach the father. Even if I really have one or two today, I will definitely go and take responsibility."

Maybe his acting skills are really good, Yue Hongzhuang's eyes are red after hearing this sentence:

"Then how can you blame senior brother... Just Fang Jibai, that white-eyed wolf, even if you really feed him with blood and flesh, he might not be able to hold you in the slightest..."

"Ahem..." Lu Cangyan was horrified upon hearing this, and the slightest thoughts that originally only wanted to take precautions against a rainy day suddenly turned into a determination as firm as a rock and as tough as a reed.

——Besides, if you don't pretend to be aggressive here, when will you pretend to be aggressive?

Hurriedly packing up and throwing away the mosaic death method that was full of her mind, Lu Cangyan turned around, formally and solemnly faced Yue Hongzhuang, smiled kindly at her and said:

"Okay, junior sister, if you have nothing to do, go down the mountain and go back to rest."

At such a time, you can brush up your good feelings casually... He thought about it, and then stroked the slightly raised fluff on the top of Yue Hongzhuang's hair: "Don't tell your sect master about this."

He chuckled and said, "Otherwise, he's going to worry about it again."

The author has something to say: I suddenly discovered that life is indeed the source of creation... Today I was forced by my mother to go to physical therapy, and I found that my description of pain can be improved...

Dull pain, bruising pain, dull pain, labor pain, bone erosion pain, burning pain, insect bite pain, skin peeling pain, thousands of needles piercing the flesh, pulling tendons, chopping veins, breaking bones, cracking the heart, burning acupoints and swallowing the soul...

In view of this, maybe the author needs to try a relationship?Why don't you have a wave with Xuexue, the little fairy! _(:зゝ∠)_

Continuing with late-night metaphysics, Teacher Cang will help me!