There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

Lu Cangyan swears that he really just wanted to pretend to be a little coward, and he didn't want to be a big death.

But now, Quanbai, who was full of eyes, told him that after saving people, he played himself into a broken illusion.

Lu Cangyan, who smoked after the incident: ...hehe, shit. Groove...

Swinging the Cang Cang Sword in his hand that became colder and sharper after re-tempering, he decided to try to explore the way first.

At this time, the system beeped.

"... Big?"

Hearing this address that seemed to be from a lifetime ago, Lu Cang fell silent, and his heart was filled with antiquity... What a grandpa! !

"Wow. Slot patch, you fucking meow is finally online!!! Feelings, you still remember me!!!... My dungeon is over, right??? Hurry up and get me out!"

Patch was busy for a while, and said in a trembling voice: "...uh... big... this...should be over... right? And... I...should not get you out..."

Lu Cangyan closed the pop-up window with a dark face.

"Hey, hey, you haven't seen me for so long, don't you miss me!!! At least talk to me about how the plot is going!!!"

Lu Cangyan's voice was as cold as ice: "Look online for yourself!!! It's bothering me!! What use is there for you!!!"

Patch felt wronged: "As soon as I came here, I asked people to go online. The furthest distance in the world is just that I wanted to chat with you but you asked me to play with my mobile phone."

Lu Cangyan was impatient: "Go, go!!! Get lost!"

Patch flicked an emoticon, opened the permission and poked into the X dot network.

After three cups of tea...

"Wow, what did you do, how did you lock the chapter???"

Lu Cangyan was startled: "A chapter is locked?? Don't you bring an unlock?"

The patch pop-up dialog box: "Automatic tracking updates are generally not reviewed. What we want is a clean network, so the lock is also very active... In short, you should stop calling goodbye and doing pornographic things. Locking will have a lot of impact. Hurrah!"

Lu Cangyan opened its pop-up window, grabbed the cursor to browse by herself: "Which chapter is locked?? Since I saw him, he hasn't done anything serious!"

"Chapter 73." Patch said.

Lu Cang Yanzhan looked back and forth, and realized that it was because of that Laoshi Zichun that he was so drunk that he passed out.

He threw the pot away: "The hero wasn't with me at the time, so it's none of my business!"

He happily got away with it, but the comments at the bottom of that chapter were hot:

……

Ehehe: ... locked? (???д???) What happened?Let me watch this after I've got all the popcorn?

Going home and writing high numbers: According to my many years of reading experience on the Internet, this guy must be Lu Cangyan who took advantage of the effect of the medicine and did something unspeakable good, thus losing a lot of face and providing Baibai with the opportunity to overthrow the scum The master’s necessary materials made him discover the true face of the treacherous villain in advance, and took precautions to avoid the indelible psychological trauma after the sudden betrayal in the original work... Even if the chapter is locked for this point, I will Just wanted to say - well done!

Labor and management don’t go to work today: …… I’m going to use the logical words so well… Mengxin can only tremble… But in the previous chapter, Lu Cangyan was only touched by the protagonist, and you all are so refreshing!Is this a gay article? ?

Master Ghost Animal: Brother, don’t talk nonsense if you don’t know, just rely on this scumbag teacher surnamed Lu who has done a good job in the original text. I am ashamed and I agree with both hands and feet, but don’t bring my family to worship if he is troubled by himself.

Fei Ye: Well said! !Although the straight men and I were horrified when I saw it on the first floor, it looked green and green, but I have to say that the direction of his remarks was generally correct.So I begged to throw Lu Cangyan to the monster a hundred times a hundred times!Comrades, let's go!

Finger cake: copper ball.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it became refined: copper ball.

……

Lu Cangyan looked at the big wave of copper ball rewards below, speechless and choked, closed the website and covered her face with tears: "What did I do wrong to deserve you to treat me like this!!!"

Patch said deeply: "It's not the right time to hate life... But it's okay, I believe that with your imagination, you will be able to make yourself a famous teacher through the ages!"

Lu Cangyan remained silent, and raised his head to the sky at a 45-degree angle, but saw the small email in the system at a glance, and the corner of his mouth twitched:

"What the hell is this? You won't ask me to renew the Internet fee?"

He clicked and scanned:

"To the host: Due to the success of Hanyou Soul's marrow washing, the attributes of the characters have changed, and the list is as follows:

Host: Lazy Girl (Cloud View)

Occupation: Lu Cangyan (Shenghan Huaizhi Mountain Lord, male protagonist scumbag master)

Title (new): Lied to the people, sanctimonious

Physique (new): Xunyin body, a piece of ice

Level: Nascent Soul Late Stage

Lingen: Variant Ice Lingen

Equipment: Speideryan Suit (Green)

Cang Cang Sword (Purple)

Fenglucun (Purple)

HP: 15000/11000

Law amount: 20000/15000

Status: Unknown negative overlay (under analysis)

Mode: Family Mode

Normal attack mode (accurate attack mode can be switched)”

Lu Cangyan suddenly had a bad feeling: "What the hell is this physique..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a small entry popped up:

"Xunyin physique is superior to Xiaoyin physique but weaker than Jiuyin physique. It is a rare physique that complements yin and yang. Countless heroes will bow down to your ethereal and ethereal aura."

Lu Cangyan: ...

——Damn it, Yaoshou!System, are you trying to get revenge from the general, are you planning to tell me to resist all the damages related to the heroine?It would be better to be beaten to death by Fang Jibai!

He was about to take a patch to vent his anger, but the upper and lower whites in front of him suddenly receded, and condensed into a majestic palace with high eaves and long lines.

"—— Ding Dong, it was detected that the character's mood swings are too large, and the illusion is opened. The simulation location: Liudan Imperial Capital - Tianzhu City."

- I'm off to the dirt! ! ! !

The expression on his face was full of grief and indignation, but suddenly countless halberds were thrown from all directions, Lu Cangyan was startled, knowing that being injured in this non-trial illusion would really hurt his sanity, so he immediately opened the phone and hung up. Dang Lang swept away the surrounding area with one hand.

The surrounding gods were all numb and retreated for a few steps. Suddenly, the knife and halberd were thrown away from the flow of people and fell back.

Everyone's expressions were incredulous. Anyone who could enter Tianye Palace City and become the Divine Fire Forbidden had at least a foundation-building cultivation base, and they rarely lost battles in the human world in their entire lives.

Unexpectedly, just meeting each other at this time, everyone was knocked over by the sword of this god-like young man in white robes, and they couldn't even stir up a wave.

"Who came here, dare to trespass into the forbidden area of ​​the imperial city!"

Fear is one thing in the heart, but one must never forget to fulfill one's duty. A short-bearded man with a long knife in the crowd roared loudly, his voice was like thunder, and his momentum was rolling.

Lu Cangyan was too lazy to waste time with the phantom. As soon as he entered the phantom, he found that the patch was disconnected again. This is not a good omen.

Not daring to delay, he immediately passed the sword with a solemn expression, leaving a mark, and a wave of his air blast lifted a few meters away from a dozen or so divine fire guards, and instantly gave way to a distance.

Lu Cangyan then jumped up, stepped over the white jade bridge railing and rushed into the depths of the palace!

wipe! ! !

Suddenly a burst of black air passed by, Lu Cangyan's foot slipped, and floated lightly to the overhanging eaves beside him, and when he looked up, he saw a group of monks full of demonic energy lying across the roof.

"The trespasser dies."

This group of black-clothed demon cultivators didn't talk too much nonsense, they all became murderous, and greeted Lu Cangyan hurriedly.

Lu Cangyan immediately decided that this must be the plot fantasy of the heroine's heroic sacrifice! !In what dynasty and generation will there be so many demon cultivators in his palace!

Not wanting to fight, Lu Cangyan turned sideways to avoid a bunch of incoming attacks, and with the sword in her hand raised horizontally, a silent shadow Chen Bi sent it out!

The original water spirits have now turned into ice and snow one after another. On the basis of the improvement in the splendor of the moves, the lethality has also been greatly improved.

Looking at it with Lu Cangyan's eyesight, the sword energy carved out of ice and snow was frozen for a hundred meters in an instant, and all the demon cultivators changed countenance and retreated.

After successfully pretending to be X, Lu Cangyan is in a good mood. The key to breaking the illusion must be closely related to the plot, and judging from the plot of Tianye's copy, all the main characters should be at the moment...

Whoa! ! !

A ban suddenly popped up from a majestic palace not far ahead.

Lu Cangyan was startled, his whole body was instantly sealed off, and the altar was in great pain!

His spiritual energy was exhausted, and he fell to the ground in the air. In an instant, countless weapons came from all around him, and in an instant, he had more than a dozen deep wounds that were visible on his body.

The mind that was originally so painful that it exploded suddenly woke up under the pain that seemed to be torn apart. Lu Cangyan spattered a mouthful of blood, but his body that was about to collapse was held tightly by the crossed swords nailed to the ground, unable to move.

A voice as clear as wine came out: "Oh, look what I caught."

There was a sudden pain in the left rib, and a long sword was pulled out directly. Lu Cangyan watched the slender palm holding the sword playing with the hilt, and took the time to wipe the blood gurgling from the sword on his clothes, and then used the blade to kill him. The lower jaw raised violently.

The stabbing pain in the throat from the point of the sword was scattered, and the dulcimer-like voice continued to speak slowly: "...Lord of Huaizhi Mountain?"

——I'm going to be my elder brother, you let me go!Create an illusion to make it so real, isn't your creator out of his mind?

The man seemed to know him, and he subconsciously asked a question without expecting a response, but without hesitation, he raised his hand and poured another can of unrecognizable spicy liquid into Lu Cangyan's mouth.

The painful experience of being poured water last time is still vivid in my memory, and Lu Cangyan was distorted by the readers into a self-destructive image in front of the hero!

He trembled all over, and wanted to spit out the thing out of self-preservation, but he obviously forgot that he was seriously injured now, this cough did not pour out the strange-shaped water, but affected the wound in his body, causing great pain But then he swallowed the water and blood into his stomach.

Lu Cangyan: ...

"—Ding Dong,

Ingest Jiuzhuan water, the blood volume will be restored, and the magic power will be restored. "

The sound of the system at least brought him back to his senses. Lu Cangyan looked down at the hideous hole in his body that was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye, and felt a lot of emotion in his heart.

——Sure enough, the world is still full of love everywhere, how can Wo deny the whole world because of a little haze in life?

He finally had time to look at the big brother who knew him with love and hatred.

The man has picturesque features, deep and straight, and he has a good appearance. The most outstanding thing is the gown dragon robe that looks very cheap. He is really a man who relies on a golden horse and a saddle...

Cheng Che ignored Lu Cangyan's visiting gaze the whole time, and instead raised his hand to lock him with a magic weapon that ordinary people could drive, and said in a flat tone: "Although I thank the mountain master for helping me get the Nine Yin Physique as I wished, but at this time It's obviously not a good time to reminisce about the old days, please move, it's really offending."

After saying that, he lifted him up, kicked open the huge and solemn palace gate in front of him, and threw him in.

The disheveled Lu Cangyan: ...I take back what I just said.

The author has something to say: Lu Cangyan: There are seven days off for the Spring Festival, but once you take the leave, you go to work on time, huh?

Patch: Hey hey, Miao Zan Miao Zan is so-so.But teacher, you didn't rest for seven days during the Spring Festival, so overtime pay is probably a lot, right?

Lu Cangyan: Hehehe, the praise is so-so, if you like to share half of it with you.

Patch: ...really...really! ! ! ? ? ?This is not good! ! ? ?You see, I’m on a business trip every time you work on a project... I’m not helping you at all... Half of it is too worthless to you... Why don’t we still...

...When the camera turns, the lights are turned on at night...

Fang Jibai (with a cold face): ...what the hell is this.

Author (wiping sweat): Er... Lu sir said that the overtime pay will be divided into half of the patch, and he agrees. That being the case, Mr. Cang [-], patch [-], take a break on Sunday, and continue to work next week night...

Patch lying on the bed crying: ... Hey! (T▽T)

In addition, I found that there seems to be a situation where words are changed in my article, if you see it, please remind me!The reading quality of the angels cannot be affected! ! (seriously jpg)