There are always authors who commit crimes against the wind

"Big, big...don't...don't feel emotional!!!"

Patch let out an exclamation of shock, and Lu Cangyan quickly retracted his hands into his sleeves in embarrassment.

I don't know how awesome this dead tree Fengchun is. Chu Yanqing, who just looked like a concubine who was bullied and scolded, was directly upgraded to become the domineering queen of the finale of Gongdouwen.

I saw that he still continued the stiff expression just now, but his hands were invincible, and finally he simply killed "Wen Cangmang" with a map and poked the pile of soft meat into a sieve.

And the accident started when the monster became a sieve.

Maybe it was too badly broken, but the former water demon empress finally gave up on herself, and directly splashed the half-jointed rotten flesh, turning it into a dense pile of scary meat balls just now.

——So who did you learn this attack method from! ! !When you Bubble Bobble! ! ?

Lu Cangyan didn't dare to procrastinate, she just hung up the phone and gave herself a movement technique of "Swimming Light Dragging Xu", and receded lightly, like a beam of cold light jumping on a boat.

After getting taller, Lu Cangyan immediately turned around beautifully, shaking the Cang with layers of cold air that condensed the water vapor, and the reflection of the mist was extraordinarily gorgeous.

Just when he was about to put on a cold face and pretend to be a force, the system's notification sound exploded like a dead machine.

"—Ding Dong.

Warning, warning.

A large number of npcs have been detected to be in danger of death.

Requirehelp, requirehelp."

Lu Cangyan frowned, and changed direction in the air, and saw that the guys who had been dragging [-] just now tremblingly got into the cabin, and at this moment, several meat balls were splashed here. Excitedly, he drilled into the half-open window.

Lu Cangyan could only silently watch the master who hung up the phone cancel the release of the ultimate move, changed two basic sword techniques, and clicked blast.

——Ci'ao, low burst...

Lu Cangyan slid from mid-air to the bottom of the cabin with pain in his heart, and had to use a voice like spring water to ask for warmth due to system restrictions:

"Everyone, are you okay?"

Through the white gauze, Lu Cangyan couldn't see the expression clearly, but Lu Cangyan could only feel the trembling of the dozen iron-boned men facing him, speechless.

Then--

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty is descending to earth!!"

"I promised Datian was saved!!!"

"Long live the empress!! Thank you, the empress!!"

……

"Pfft...hahahaha!!!"

Patch couldn't hold back, and was already laughing out loud.

Lu Cangyan tightened the Cang sword in her hand, and almost missed a group of elders who were kneeling on the ground and crying profusely.

——Mistress... Niangniang peat! ! ?Are you only going to be called Niangniang? ? ...Your last lady is still soaking in the river, hey! !

Unfortunately, he still bears the name of Miss Sun, so he can't explain it.Seeing that Chu Yan swept away most of the meatballs with a light sweep, he was already coming this way, he could only lower his voice, trying to make himself look a little bit younger:

"Don't call me Niangniang, I'm just Xiaoxiu, just going home with my elder brother, I still need to help."

The man who had quarreled most fiercely with Chu Yan had already cried on the ground:

"It's strange that Xiaomin's eyes are clumsy and he doesn't know the face of immortals. Not only did he contradict Sun Xianchang, but he also lost the life of Tie Laosan!!"

Feeling that the crowd would stop calling him empress, Lu Cangyan couldn't help but look a little more pleasant, and used her spiritual power to lift the man up without hiding it.

He said in a cold voice: "He has this fate, so I can't blame you."

...Hey, this line is really vulgar...

With a light sweep, Cha Chuyan picked up a ball of paste that had merged with meatballs, and kicked his long legs into the cabin.

……then.

"Thank you Fairy for saving my life!!"

The man raised his head with snot and tears on his face and said sincerely, Chu Yan slipped lightly and tripped directly onto Lu Cangyan.

Both of them backed away in horror, creating an extremely long distance.

Through the white gauze, Lu Cangyan glared at the man who didn't know the so-called, then cleared her throat and lightly changed the subject to Chu Yan: "...this monster is different."

Chu Yanqing's face was blank for a while, and then a sharp light flashed in his eyes, and he replied:

"I have never seen such a thing with multiple breaths. I am afraid that someone did it on purpose."

Lu Cangyan nodded secretly.

- That's right!All genetic mutations are made by mad scientists! !

"Any ideas?"

Hearing the sound of rotten meat hitting the boat outside, Chu Yan lightly smiled contemptuously: "If you want any ideas, the person has already arrived."

As soon as he finished speaking, a long sword glowing with cold light pierced through the wall of the ship and drove towards everyone at a high speed.

Lu Cangyan raised his sword and swung it away heavily, met Chu Yanqing's eyes, and the two surrounded him from left to right and killed him through the doors and windows.

Wenwen and Chu Yan lightly landed on the bow of the boat, Lu Cangyan looked around and felt something was wrong.

——At this time, the long boat they were riding on was surrounded by a circle of Shen Kezhou made of gold silk and ebony.

The fleshy balls that filled the sky had long since disappeared, replaced by a naked woman curled up on the water-stained deck, with a white silk tightly locked around her neck.

"Wow! Local tyrant! Master! Forbidden spirit..."

Patch's words rang in his ears with emotion, and he felt that it was not easy to follow the host until now to see some high-grade things.

Lu Cangyan snorted, unavoidably dissatisfied with Patch's taste of worshiping money:

"...Forbidden spirit silk is nothing. The fairy artifact that the protagonist in Youdu took away is called a real forbidden spirit. I don't know how many times he has saved his life."

Patch teased: "Help? Not necessarily... The protagonist only uses that fairy and how many harem sauces to brew..."

Lu Cangyan was shocked all over, and said with a guilty conscience: "...Where...how can there be!!"

"...hehehe."

Patch gave him a meaningful expression, and stopped talking.

Lu Cangyan was exposed face-to-face with the nature of the eighteen bends of the mountain road, and felt a little offended.

He can make a bowl of meat stew thoroughly by himself with a smirk, but that doesn't mean he doesn't need a bit of dignity! !

Please don't think of my macro benefits as soon as you mention the name of my lazy sister! ! !

Even a stallion writer needs a little bit of respect, okay? ! ?Stallion writers are not professional! ! ?

The more Lu Cangyan thought about it, the more sad and indignant she was, and she was about to review what she wrote, analyze the uses of the fairy artifact in detail, and then tell Patch that the fairy can indeed save lives, but she heard a clear young voice from across the boat:

"You guys broke my stuff?"

Uh……

Lu Cangyan didn't know what this thing was, so he didn't talk to him.

And Chu Yanqing has always been able to keep silent, but today he is in a trance after the First World War, and it is impossible to talk to others.

The atmosphere was inexplicably cold.

The other side was silent for three minutes, but before they could reply, they seemed to be angry.

"Oh? Don't tell me?"

He picked up a trace of the ending sound, and abruptly turned three tunes in one sentence.

"If you don't tell me, grab them all! Feed that thing!!!"

As he finished his sentence, everyone on the nearby boat unleashed their weapons in unison.

The cold light flooded the cold current of the Jinghe River, which made people's eyes hurt.

There was a dangerous cold light in Chu Yan's light eyes, and he said suddenly, "Is this monster your Excellency's?"

The young man who hadn't shown his face picked up his tone and said impatiently: "It belongs to me, is there something wrong?"

Chu Yan said lightly: "It tastes blood."

The boy snorted and didn't respond.

Chu Yanqing continued: "Just now, a person was killed."

"...what does nonsense have to do with me!!?"

The boy suddenly raised his voice, clearly expressing irritability.

"Anyway, it is of great use to me, so what can I do if I borrow this section of river water to raise it." There was a sound of crackling and opening the bead curtain on the opposite boat, and a young man in red brocade locks with white edges rushed out. vision.

"Even if someone really died, hum."

The boy scoffed coldly.

"He deserves his death, it's none of my business!!"

"...Hey!! How ugly and vicious you speak, Gawazi!!"

A group of fellows who were originally huddled in the cabin, when they heard the dispute outside, carefully got out one after another.

Everyone was straightforward, simple and simple, but when they first heard that the young man would not even give peace to the dead, they all became angry and started quarreling.

The cruelty in the young man's eyes flashed across, and he pulled out a soft red sword from his waist, and slammed it fiercely at everyone.

--Snapped! !

The quality of this sword is extraordinary, and the sword walks through the wind.The fiery sword energy instantly tore through the void, leaving a scorched black mark on the faces of the guys.

Seeing the crowd throbbing in pain, unable to speak, the young man said viciously: "A group of ants, how dare they interrupt!!!"

Everyone was angry and quiet.

However, Lu Cangyan was not well.

"...Crack, wipe, Chixiao Sword, Situ Yue, ahhhhhhh!!!"

Patch was still on the lookout, but when he heard this sentence, his voice faltered with a flick of the window:

"Situ Yue??...Fuck! Situ Yue???"

"What kind of luck is this!!! Can I meet this ancestor!!! Hey... If the author is torn apart by other villains in the process of completing the mission, can you give me a subsidy???"

Patch swallowed: "Probably...impossible..."

Lu Cangyan silently lit a candle for herself.

Don't blame him for being cowardly, it's really that this uncle is so fucking cruel! ! !

——As the poster boy of the younger generation of the Situ family in Linqiong, this Situ Yue can be said to have a violent temper and a scumbag personality.

Because he lived in a tragic environment where his father didn't love his mother, didn't love his qualifications, and was easily missed by others since he was a child, Situ Yue has always been trained by his heroic grandfather in the direction of the so-called "a sword of the Situ family".

What does a sword need?Blood, cruelty, absolute obedience and cold humanity.

Under such indoctrination, Situ Yue abolished his playmates at the age of six, killed his followers at the age of nine, and at the age of ten just because the maid's hand shook and splashed half a drop of tea on his clothes, he sold the maid's eyes out of his life and sold him to the black court. kiln.

He disregards human life and thinks highly of himself.

——Don't ask him why he wrote such a character, it's not for the male protagonist's face in the later stage! !

This young master Yue is ruthless but indifferent to the world. It is because of him and the Meng Jiameng Jianzhong he provided who only wants to avenge the hatred of the family that the male protagonist can use his black and white in the early and mid-stage of blackening. Li Touliang's super brain approached Hawking's and easily abolished the Linqiong sect, pushing the originally plain story of suffering through hardships to the first small climax.

Lu Cangyan still can't forget that after he finished posting the chapter "Lin Qiong, Xing Yue, Sleepless and Sleepless", and posted it on the website, the rewards and monthly tickets all went up steadily! !

Do you remember the reason why so many readers gave rewards at that time?

1 Bye bye, it's so black that it explodes, it's handsome and it's scumbag! !

2 Finally, there is a girl who throws herself into her arms and sends her to the lower limit to fuck her! !

3 Situ Yue finally died tragically, and the bento was sprinkled with flowers! !

The real slag master Lu Cangyan who caused another round of rewards due to his death: ...

... No no no!Now is not the time to worry about your future destiny! ! !

What I'm trying to say is actually:

So it is conceivable what kind of negative image this uncle plays in the plot! ! !

"All killed."

Situ Yue frowned exquisitely, and he gave the order without hesitation.

Thinking of Lu Cangyan, who played off Situ Yue's ruthless, cruel and unreasonable troubles at the beginning, and directly chopped off the roots of the ancestors of other Huashen ancestors, he was completely ignorant:

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!! Still fuckin' fart, let's vote and see what happens!!!"

He roared wildly in his heart, and was about to pull Chu Yanqing and sail into the formation, but when he couldn't do it, youjumpIjump, when the figure in black clothes beside him was already flying, and the gunfire was like a rainbow, and he straightened up with a stomp. Fearlessly kill the Situ family who are besieging in that circle! !

——Kill, kill, kill! ! !I want to kill all day long! !You killed your own father, you know Mrs. Chu! ! ?

Lu Cangyan wished he could grab the land with his head. He silently watched Chu Yanqing shoot straight at Situ Yue, and unconsciously thought of the ten rings that he didn't buy on loan.

……Bye now!This wonderful world.Bye now!This hot chicken life!

The author has something to say: Although we want to resist cults...but I just can't help making trouble while Baibai is not here hahahahahahaha!

My brother's cult is the most loving, hahahahahaha! ! !