surprise

Thor left a note on the refrigerator, the content of which was probably: I'm out for work, remember to eat well at home, don't play pranks, and don't chat with others... and so on.

Loki pouted, tore the note off the fridge and threw it in the trash.

"I think my brother is very annoying." Loki opened his tablet and clicked on the chat box with yesterday's new friend: "I think he always distrusts me very much, and even always wants to interfere My friend."

After 5 minutes, the other party replied: Oh, honey, you are not a girl, are you?

Loki was stunned for a moment, and he glanced at the gender marked on himself, it was indeed male, that's right!

So, Loki replied: Why do you think so?I am definitely a man, pure man.

Those episodes of turning into a mare in yesterday's book had a strong psychological shadow on Loki, even if Loki could really turn into a woman, he would never admit it now, absolutely!

After Loki sent the message, the other party was silent for a while, and just when Loki was about to lose patience, the other party replied: "Okay."I believe what you are saying.However, I have to tell you that many people will deliberately fill in a false gender, for example, I am a girl.

Loki: ...?

Loki clicked on the other party's information form and double-checked it several times. In terms of gender, the other party was indeed filled with "male".

shit!

Loki almost wants to bang the table.He had just registered yesterday, and he didn't know anything about the routines of these social software. He just casually added a friend with a name and profile picture that looked pleasing to the eye. Who knew that the first friend was a "shemale"? !

Loki is a little bit broken, it's not that he looks down on women, he just has mixed feelings because he hasn't found out the real gender of the person after chatting with this person for a whole day.

The majestic god of tricks can't even tell the gender of human beings?

Just when Loki was collapsing, the other party sent another message: Honey, you said that your brother always interfered with you too much. To what extent did he interfere too much?Just make friends?Maybe he's just worried about you.You know, many older brothers are like this, they are always worried that their younger sister will be cheated... Well, that's why I suspected you were a girl just now.

Loki replied immediately: I repeat, I am, and must be, a man!And, I think he interferes too much with me no matter what level.

Opponent: Oh... maybe your brother just loves you too much?I think you two brothers must have a good relationship at ordinary times, right?

No. Loki replied: I think he is very rude to me, since I was a child, he likes to bully me, press me against the wall, and lock me up with a chain... To be honest, there are too many things like this, I don't want to remember at all!

The other party fell into a long silence.

Loki thinks that the little girl across the way might be intimidated by him having such a rough brother.

Loki felt a little smug in his heart.It seems that Thor is not everyone's favorite!

After half an hour, Loki finally waited for the other party's answer.

Lack of sleep every day: Honey, you know what, your description made me think of some not so good stimulus.

Loki:? ? ?what?

Lack of sleep every day: Honey, I don't think I can tell you.

Loki: No, I think you need to tell me.

Lack of sleep every day: Actually, dear, I think I need to thank you, you just provided me with rich creative materials, so I went to record this meme in time... Maybe I disappeared for a long time ,I'm really sorry.

Loki: You don't change the subject.

Sleep deprivation every day: ...you really want to know that?Well, before I tell you, may I take the liberty to ask, are you straight?

Loki is a little dazed.Is there any direct connection to this?

For 500 years, Loki has never liked anyone.There are countless beautiful and graceful goddesses at the dinner party in Asgard, but every time Loki is the first one to leave.

Sometimes he chatted with them enthusiastically, but it was just chatting, maybe by the next day, Loki had already forgotten what the girls from last night looked like.

He thought about it seriously for a long time, and finally thought, maybe he still likes himself the most?

But this can't be considered a bend, can it?

Loki, who dissected himself for a long time, finally replied: Maybe, who knows!

He thought his answer was perfect.

The other party quickly replied: I may have sent you some bad things...but if you can't stand it, you can close it immediately!

"The other party has shared a video with you, please accept it"

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