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Loki secretly investigates the man who has been deprived of sleep for a long time.

However, she hid it too well, despite Loki's various temptations, she didn't show any signs, so that Loki couldn't suspect from the people around her—except for the pole dancing incident, she and other hammers Base girls are no different.

Loki is not willing to admit that he has fully adapted to himself and Thor's CP now, and in his spare time after dinner, he enjoys reading fanfiction and complaining about them.

Yes, for Loki, the real party, those fanfictions are full of pitfalls.

Cough cough, it's getting too far, let's get back to the topic and continue talking about this netizen.

In fact, if you really want to know her identity, it's very simple, just ask Vision or Tony... or anyone who is proficient in the Internet to check it out, but in this case, it will be exposed Loki looked at fan-humanities, as a person who desperately wanted to save face and suffer, Loki would never allow this to happen.

He is already very Buddhist, and he thinks it would be the best if he can find out the identity of this person. If he really can't find out... then that's it. It still looks good.

Although, Loki thinks that she is still somewhat idealistic, sometimes the girl's essays contain too many gadgets, which are not realistic at all, and Loki feels hairy after reading it.

Loki is a person with high literary literacy. He lives on the earth with two children, and he can’t always use other people’s money, so he puts on a vest to write articles and scripts, and the effect is very good. The first child is well-raised and relatively well-off, which is why Hal and Anna will say that their daddy is a writer in school.

Because "lack of sleep every day" is Loki's first netizen, so she is quite different to Loki, the two often chat, Loki can't help but give her some opinions sometimes, and suggest that she respect A little physiology, some restraint when writing - no one wants to see themselves being yelled to half-dead all the time, and Loki experiences this almost every day.

In this regard, the reply given by the lack of sleep every day is: It doesn't matter, they are gods.You see they have been fighting for so long, did anyone really have an accident?

Loki: ...

Even so, this powerful body healing ability is not used for that matter!If Thor really had that kind of ghostly habit, he would have killed him already!

Well, Loki found out, Earthlings have a misunderstanding about their body's ability to heal, a big misunderstanding!

In the past, as long as Loki was free and had nothing to do, he would start to open his tablet or mobile phone to read fanfiction. This fanfiction is not only for him and Thor, but also for other Avengers members. In short, only you can’t think of it, there is no They are unworthy of each other, Loki thinks that although these things can't be taken seriously, it's good to watch and relieve boredom, but now it's different, Thor is back, dangling in front of his eyes every day, Loki really doesn't have that face Go read fanfiction.

Well, once you get into the habit of anything, and you can't keep doing it, it's all sorts of itching.

It's not that Loki didn't want to push Thor away, but Thor is like a brown candy, and he can't shake it off. In the past, he could find Thor everywhere in the Nine Realms, not to mention being under the same roof now... let alone Xiaobiesheng New marriage or something, if it really gets sticky, Loki can't quite tell which one he can give up between Thor and fanhumanities.

Oh, how sad...

After a few weeks, finally, Loki found a chance to pick up the tablet again.

Hal and Anna's kindergarten has a parent-teacher conference.

It's impossible for Loki not to go to the first parent-teacher meeting, but he can make excuses for Thor not to go.

Loki thought very well. After the parent-teacher meeting, he took his two children to watch their long-awaited children's play. This play lasted at least two hours, and parents were not allowed to enter. , enough for him to sit outside and get over the addiction he hasn't watched for so long.

"It will be very troublesome if you are recognized by someone," Loki said. "They will ask you who the child was born with. At that time, no matter how you answer, the news will be fixed."

Thor said with some disbelief: "How is it possible, I have picked them up for so many days, and I have never been recognized! And this is the kindergarten run by Tony, he will not let things become big, I believe he can Settle it!"

Loki's mind was spinning fast, and he was about to continue to say something, but Thor had already made a conclusion: "Although people's words are scary, but the more upright and unbelievable things are, the less people will believe them, so - there is no need for us to hide Zang, they can think whatever they like, anyway, we will leave sooner or later."

Loki is speechless, he understands the truth, but his point is not there at all.

Fortunately, the parent meeting was very happy.The first month of school is mainly for the children to get to know each other, and there is no pressure. The teachers are very good people. If there is any episode, it is that Loki and Thor are still recognized. And it was recognized by the teacher himself.

"The Avengers saved my parents' lives, so I'm really grateful to you..." The teacher looked at Thor a little excitedly, she looked at the two children playing with her classmates, then looked at Loki, and said: "I'm really very happy that you can reconcile, very very happy, but Hal and Anna are..."

Thor jumped ahead of Loki and replied proudly: "It's my child and Loki's, my own!"

"Oh oh oh!" The teacher nodded knowingly, but of course she couldn't have thought of Loki's "biological birth", she just understood it as a surrogate, but this way is still easier for humans to accept.The teacher asked, "So you are together?"

Loki covered Thor's mouth, which was already open to speak, and snapped, "No!"

"Oh my God..." The teacher covered his mouth and started laughing, "Your appearance will drive countless people crazy!"

Loki probably knew it in his heart, but Thor didn't understand. He broke Loki's hand and asked persistently, "Why?"

The teacher still covered his mouth and laughed softly, but didn't speak. Loki quickly sent Thor away, and then he pretended to be critical and said to the teacher: "There are some things, you can have them, but you have to have a degree, don't over-promote them, Some of your works are too much, what if they are minors?"

The teacher looked at Loki in surprise, and said, "Have you seen it too?"

Loki said with a straight face: "I saw it by accident, but only once."

The teacher believed it.She seemed to be hesitating, but finally asked, "What do you think... about pole dancing?"

"?!"

Loki was shocked suddenly, and pole dancing reappeared in the world?

However, despite the excitement in his heart, Loki still asked calmly on the surface: "Sorry ma'am, may I ask, what is pole dancing?"

"A dance," said the teacher. "It's very...exercise."

Loki pretended to believe it, and said with a smile: "I see, I just don't know why you would ask such a question?"

The teacher said with some embarrassment: "Because you have a very good figure, and then...someone said you like it."

Loki is persuasive: "Who?"

The teacher said: "It's a friend of mine. At first I thought she was joking... But she didn't look like it. Now it seems that she was just joking..."

Loki smiled: "Is that so? Is there a source for this joke or something? It shouldn't appear out of nowhere, right?"

"Maybe it's because of your scepter? I'm not very clear about the details." The teacher smiled apologetically, "I really shouldn't have told you this, so please don't cause any trouble."

Loki smiled. "No."

Hmph, since he is a friend, he will find out one day. He wants to see who the culprit who spread the pole dance is.

The author has something to say: In fact, the truth is like this~

Brother Hammer: I, Didi, stuck my weapon on the ground and jumped up to beat me...

Widow: Oh... (Told Hill)

Hill: Oh... (continued)

Jane: Oh... (tells Darcy)

Darcy: Oh... (Continue to pass)

So, Loki thought he would find someone soon, but it wasn't. He thought it would change if it was passed on, and then everyone knew and believed that it was Brother Hammer who said...

Brother Hammer: I am wronged, really wronged...

Actually, I originally wanted to set this article to be written by Wanda, but now~ well, let’s think about it for ourselves hahaha~