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"In view of your brother's situation, I suggest that you don't worry too much."

Stephen said clearly on the other end of the phone: "This is a normal situation for the Frost Giants. It will happen every once in a while. Is this the first time for your brother?"

Thor has never seen this before, and it hasn't been long since Loki knew who he is, so Thor says, "It should be the first time."

Stephen pondered for a while, and said, "In this case, that means, your younger brother, according to the growth cycle of the ice giant, has just reached adulthood."

Thor froze for a moment, then said, "What?"

Stephen said: "Although this may indeed be a bit difficult to accept," after all, it is a bit shocking to think that my brother is about the same age as me, but in fact I am middle-aged and my brother has just grown up, "but this is the truth. You can understand that he needs to hibernate for a few days, during these few days, he is very vulnerable, and, after a thousand years, he will reappear. You know, no matter what race, it needs to reproduce. "

Thor nodded subconsciously, and realized something was wrong after he finished. What does it mean to reproduce? !

"It's just that after your brother wakes up, he may have some physical needs. This is also a normal phenomenon, just like people always have some messy dreams when they reach puberty, but he may be a little more uncomfortable than that. I suggest you do it in advance Get ready, for example, find some people...Of course, I know you can't accept it, so you can find some tools, and then try to stay away from him as much as possible."

Thor listened with a dazed expression. What Stephen said was really too much information for him, and he seemed a little unable to digest it.

"Why stay away from him?"

"Well..." Stephen thought about how to explain to Thor that it would be easier for him to accept, and then he said: "After he wakes up, the breath on his body will have a bewitching effect, which will arouse people's instincts , and this kind of effect is far less powerful for the people on Earth than it is for the Frost Giants and you Asgardians. Therefore, in order to prevent the two of you from being confused at that time, I suggest that you stay a little farther away good."

Of course, if the brothers want to engage in orthopedics, that's another matter.But wisely, Dr. Stephen Strange didn't say that.

Thor was silent for a while, then said "oh" and hung up the phone.

He looks at Loki blankly, thinking about what Stephen said.

If it is said that Loki will be very painful, then he is definitely unwilling to leave Loki, but what Stephen said just now really shocked Thor, so that his mind has completely froze now.

It is impossible to stay far away, looking for tools?What a shitty idea, how could his brother throw it to that pile of garbage!

So, what should he do now?

Believing in the idea that there is strength in numbers, and that three cobblers are the best, Thor's next call was to Tony.

After listening to the ins and outs, Tony said almost without hesitation: "It's very simple, you go and have a baby with your little deer Bambi, isn't it over? Oh yes, when the baby is born, remember to let him recognize me as godfather!"

Thor retorted: "Tony we don't believe in religion!"

Tony waved his hand and said, "Then godfather, that's what happened anyway. You see, all the people living in your house are mine, and of course the child is my godson!"

Thor said: "Why should my son recognize you as his godfather now that he lives in your house? My Asgard is almost being rebuilt!"

Tony began to sugar coat Thor: "Thor, my brother, think about it, even if Stormaxe can teleport, but you run back and forth between the Nine Realms every day to rebuild Asgard-oh, You still have to hide it from your younger brother, are you tired? What’s wrong with being so slow for a few years, has the earth wronged you? No. Why bother to leave in such a hurry, right? That's great! Listen to my brother's persuasion, life is short, it's true to enjoy life well."

Thor's mind was off at first, but now he was fooled by Tony, and he was fooled in an instant. After he foolishly agreed, he suddenly realized - when did he say that he was going to have a baby with Loki? !Where and where!

However, the bad thing is that Tony has hung up the phone by this time...

"What's the matter, laughing like this?" Pepper looked suspiciously at Tony, who was almost twitching with laughter, Tony wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "I pre-ordered a younger brother for our unborn son, hahahaha ..."

For Thor, Tony is obviously very unreliable. Thor seriously doubts the correctness of the call he just made. So, after thinking about it for a while, Thor decides to call his most reliable teammate, the good captain of the people.

Therefore, people who can't make calls must not learn to make calls, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable one after another.

"Is that so..."

After learning about the situation of his good comrade-in-arms, Captain Steve sincerely wished: "It's good, let's have a baby. When the baby is born, can he recognize me and Bucky as godfathers? We also want to want a baby..."

The lives of centenarians are very ordinary. When there are no troubles, their daily routine is to go out for a run, buy fruit, cook at home, take a lunch break, read the newspaper, and go to bed at night.Although this kind of life has always been Stephen's dream, but if there is a child who can bring joy to him and Bucky...it would be perfect.

Stephen wanted to go to sex more than once, but he and Bucky are special after all, so this matter has not been approved yet, so we can only wait for the time being.

Centenarian Captain is really sad!Why is it that Tony is going to be a father soon, Thor is about to have a baby, and there is no news on his adoption application until now?

It's so unfair!

"No, Captain, you misunderstood, it's not what you think, listen to me..." Thor felt that Steve's misunderstanding seemed a little big, so he was about to explain, but unexpectedly Steve didn't give him this chance at all : "Ah, Thor, Wanda and Vision are visiting my house, do you want to talk to them? If not, then I'll hang up first!"

Thor: "..."

Thor is silent for a moment, then says, "No, you treat them well."

The captain agreed, and then hung up the phone very quickly without any hesitation.

For some reason, Thor suddenly felt abandoned by everyone, what the hell!Can someone give him some substantive advice!

"If you don't want to have children..." Natasha pondered for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then said, "Then remember to wear a condom."

Thor: "...?!"

Natasha continued with a little emotion: "But if you want me to tell you, you should be content. Don't be a blessing. Do you know how much Wanda wants to have a child? If it weren't for the inability to give birth to hallucinations, maybe Now their children can go to school. But too many children is not good, you see Wanda and his family have so many brothers and sisters, don’t they have few to worry about!”

Finally, this time, Thor actively and decisively hung up the phone.

The author has something to say: Brother Hammer: Hello? xxx?Tell you something!Me and Didi are going to have a baby!Oh, yes, there is no wedding wine, just send money, okay!

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Kimei: What happened while I was asleep. . .