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Thor couldn't remember when, but he seemed to have heard a word called "sitting on pins and needles" by someone who didn't know.

He may not have understood the word very deeply before, but today he fully, deeply, and thoroughly realized the meaning of the word - under the gaze of Loki's green eyes.

"Enjoy it, my brother." Loki sat across from Thor, leaning on the back of the chair, with his hands propped on the edge of the table, Thor couldn't figure out what his brother was thinking about writing, but the only thing he knew was that Loki didn't Happy.

"Don't you like snakes very much?" Loki glanced at the twisting snakes on the table, he tilted his head, and asked with some confusion, "Then why don't you eat it now? Are you lying to me? "

Thor: "..."

15 minutes ago, Thor was locked out by Loki, and 10 minutes ago, Thor entered and saw a table full of delicious food.This is what he likes, obviously Loki understands his taste, those high-fat and high-calorie "junk foods" are more attractive than healthy salads in Thor's eyes, if it weren't for Loki's weird attitude just now, he would have thought I was moved to tears for my brother.

However, all good things ended when Thor took his seat.

—Loki turned the whole table of delicious food into snakes.There are various varieties, colorful and complete in size, which can almost open an exhibition.

Loki is a powerful mage. In terms of spells alone, he is indistinguishable from Stephen. It is very difficult to break his spells, especially in terms of illusion. Thor feels that Loki has reached the pinnacle.His illusions are very realistic, whether it's visual or tactile... In short, even though Thor knows very well that there is still a table of delicious food in front of him, he still has completely lost his appetite now.

Liking snakes is just a small hobby of Thor, just like people on earth like cats and dogs, but when these alive and kicking are placed on the dining table... no one can eat them.

Thor feels that Loki is very abnormal today, so he thinks he needs to talk to his brother.

Loki has only been back for two days, maybe he doesn't adjust well to life on Earth?

Well, Thor completely ignores how much fun Loki had shopping yesterday.

After deliberating for a while, Thor looked at Loki with eyes full of patience and eager to communicate, and then tentatively asked: "Loki, I think we can talk about what happened today before we have dinner, you Don't want to know what happened to me today?"

Loki raised his eyelids and said, "Not interested, unless it's you and Stark hooking up."

Thor choked, and hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense about Loki, he's already married!"

Loki said indifferently: "So what, oh, could it be that you also want to get married? You can try to find that woman, you saved the earth once more, and she will change her mind."

Thor always feels that Loki has some kind of hostility towards Jane, this feeling can't be explained clearly, but it can be clearly felt.And now, Thor clearly feels Loki's hostility coming back.

Things are bad enough now, Thor thinks, so it can't be any worse.So, he quickly explained: "Loki, don't mention Jane anymore, okay? We've already ended, and we're just friends now. Besides, she's getting married soon, and she even asked Tony to give me a couple of days ago. An invitation... You know, I'm not very good at using social software, sometimes it may be troublesome to contact me..."

Thor doesn't know why he's explaining this to Loki, but he feels the need to.I can't let Loki misunderstand myself and Jane anymore, Loki is a little lunatic, he and he both know this clearly since childhood, and also know very clearly that once Loki goes crazy, he doesn't really care about the consequences.To be honest, Thor is very worried that Loki will do something bad again, and besides, he is not worried about others, but Loki's own safety.

Even though Loki paid for that war with his life, but due to his too many criminal records, so far he has not been able to get off Stephen's blacklist.

You know, in order to bring Loki back to Earth, Thor promised Stephen.

If there is any consolation, it is that they will not stay on Earth for too long. The reconstruction of Asgard will take some time, but it will be soon. When the reconstruction of Asgard is completed, Then he could actually take Loki home.

Asgard is their real home, and they can't do without anyone. Thor can't learn Loki's mind for another 5000 years. Thor knows very well that Loki is better at governing people than him.They are like two sides of the same coin, different but must exist at the same time.

"Look, Loki, we've finished talking about my interesting things now, so now, shouldn't it be your turn? You know, this has to be a game of back and forth."

Loki looked at Thor and said, "Really? But I didn't promise you to play any games, it's all your wishful thinking."

Thor: "..."

Loki paused, as if admiring his brother's deflated expression, then he continued: "But if you really want to know, it's not impossible to tell you."

Thor's eyes, which were still a little disappointed, suddenly brightened.

Loki rested his chin on one hand, and then said calmly: "I watched a pornographic movie. It's really interesting. The protagonist in it looks very similar to you, and you can even be said to be exactly the same. He likes pole dancing very much. And always likes to do incomprehensible things to that poor tube."

Thor: "..."

Thor finds that Loki always has the ability to make himself speechless, yes, his brother is that amazing.

Seeing Thor's expression as if he swallowed a fly, unable to swallow it or spit it out, Loki suddenly felt a lot better. He snapped his fingers, and in an instant, the snakes on the table reappeared. Turned back to Thor's beloved "junk food".

"Don't overeat, and don't eat too fast." Loki touched the ends of his hair, and it was almost done, "Otherwise, next time you will never touch these things again."

Knowing that his younger brother's mood had returned to normal, Thor nodded quickly. Loki seemed to be sleepy and yawned. He stood up and reminded Thor before walking around the room: "Remember to clean up, I hope the next time I come out At that time, you won’t even smell the slightest bit of oily smell.”

The author has something to say: Shi Chuanqi: Ah, in fact, the safest way is... let Ding Xiaoji's children's shoes become my good neighbor, and then I can supervise him every day not to break the law and discipline!

Ding Dachui: Impossible, I, Didi, can only live with me!

And, who said that only Father Mie can snap his fingers, my sister-in-law's hands are prettier than his!