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Gossip clap B palm.

At that time, he felt that this person was a "stupid" with capital letters, so he was embarrassed.

Later, he was so cheap that he refused to return the wire ring, so he labeled this person as "sick".

Then it was crazy to track and locate him every Saturday morning, go back to school together, and pretend to be dumb and not speak, insisting on holding back for a month.

In short, it is not at all like the simple "products" produced in this beautiful place. The Qiran of the school and the Qiran of this time seem to be completely different from each other.

Is the change of human style so wide?

Electric cars can drive up to 40 mph, but Qi Ran was told by his grandfather that he could only drive to 30 mph. After being overtaken by two motorcycles on the seaside path, Qi Ran angrily drove to 40 mph, and was still overtaken by a third motorcycle. .

"do you want……"

"No, I don't want to listen to the song. If you concentrate on overtaking, I still have a third of my drink. If you dare to sing, I will spit on you."

Si Xiaonian was afraid of "The Smurfs", especially the "oh~~~" in the line "Oh~~~cute Smurfs" sung by Qi Ran, full of emotions He wanted to... beat someone.

If Qi Ran dared to sing now, he might not be able to control the billions of cells in his body clamoring to pump people.

If it didn't work out, Qi Ran raised his voice, half of the brain cells he had raised for 20 years would have to be scrapped.

It hurts too much.

Qi Ran raised his voice and said "Hey!", and then insisted on chatting: "Then let me tell a joke."

Si Xiaonian turned to look at him: "Do I have a choice?"

Qi Ran patted the steering wheel and restored the momentum of elbowing the trapeze on the court: "No!"

Si Xiaonian's fingertips trembled when he was yelled at, and he turned his head and looked ahead: "Oh, then, let's start."

"There was a young couple who went on a trip abroad, and guess what happened?" Qi Ran moved over to Si Xiaonian and asked suspiciously.

Si Xiaonian insisted on chatting to death, so as to be quiet for a while.So, the young couple who went on a trip came to an end: "Then they hung up"

Qi Ran smirked: "Hey! They had a fight, and guess what happened?"

Si Xiaonian raised his forehead: "Break up decisively."

Qi Ran was very firm: "Wrong! Correct one of your cognitive mistakes, the reason for the breakup is not the structure."

Si Xiaonian immediately retorted: "Arguing is a prerequisite for breaking up. If it accumulates to a certain level, even if we don't break up, it will be like fire and water." Like his parents, whenever they meet, they will choke or say something first.

Qi Ran saved the joke that he went too far away from the topic: "Uh, I got off topic, they had a fight, and then what?" He asked himself and answered, "In order to trick people, my boyfriend gave up carpooling on the subway and bus, and finally decided to take a taxi to the scenic spot. , are you guessing..."

Before Si Xiaonian got the point of laughing, he got angry first: "You, shut up if you don't talk!"

Qi Ran is the kind of person who starts laughing madly when he tells a joke. Before a joke gets to the point, he loses oxygen from laughing.

He pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, his blushing blushed and his neck was thick, and he said: "When we got in the taxi, the young couple kept their heads silent. The driver is an old driver with experience. You can see that the young couple is having a fight when you look in the rearview mirror, so Open your mouth|Enliven the atmosphere, ask: Do you listen to music? The boy quickly said: Listen.”

Si Xiaonian feels like it's over...

Qi Ran forced his shoulders to keep shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking: "Then the taxi driver sang 'Oh~~~cute Smurfs, oh~~~', hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ..."

Feeling powerless, Si Xiaonian watched Qi Ran's electric car draw an S line on the cement road with a paralyzed face.

"Don't you laugh? If you order a song, I'll sing it, but you'd better order "The Smurfs"..."

Si Xiaonian raised his hands and rubbed his face, then turned his head and smiled out of the window: "Crazy..."

Qi Ran echoed, "Aren't you a crazy driver? Let me tell you, when I saw this joke, I was in a pathology class. The old professor was very good. I laughed for a class and didn't make a sound." come out."

Si Xiaonian thinks that the point of this joke is low enough, any joke with a slightly higher level, Qi Ran will probably be able to laugh for a year.

Buy a copy of "The Complete Collection of Jokes" for Qi Ran, it is estimated that this person will be able to be silly for a lifetime.

The more Si Xiaonian thought about it, the more he found it funny, the two of them were not on the same line, "Then you must have serious internal injuries."

Qi Ran understands this sentence: "No, have you always been so subtle about hurting others? You can't hear it without any cultural background. Am I right? You mean 'I'm seriously ill', right?"

Si Xiaonian looked out the window and smiled, then gave Qi Ran a thumbs up: "You're so smart, you're much smarter than a singing taxi driver."

Qi Ran was laughing, and suddenly stopped again. He reached out to poke Si Xiaonian's shoulder, but Si Xiaonian grabbed his hand back with amazing speed. He grabbed his finger and broke it away. He yelled in pain and asked, "Ah~~! I'll pick you up in the morning!" You go back, I also sang all the way, you... ouch!! It hurts! You just said that you will be pregnant if you are poked? Aw~~~~~"

The screams drifted far away with the sea breeze, and the electric car drove the S line all the way into the county.

When he arrived in Nan County, Qi Ran sent his fishing rod to a fishing tackle shop for repairs, and then drove Si Xiaonian to go shopping in his electric car.

After entering the county, there were more cars on the road, and Si Xiaonian concentrated on paying attention to the road conditions. Qi Ran, a two-handed knife, and him, a technical scum who had a license and never touched a car, were worthless together.

The car drove towards the busiest business district, and Qi Ran glanced at the side of the road: "Do you want to..."

Si Xiaonian saw the rear view mirror of the electric car rubbing against the rear view mirror of the car next to him, and almost scratched him, he turned his head and shouted in a low voice: "I don't fucking listen to music!"

Qi Ran pointed to the hand of the roadside drink shop and paused: "...what would you like to drink?"

Si Xiaonian took a deep breath, and smiled fiercely, "Drive hard! I'll beat you if you look around!"

Qi Ran blinked his eyes in response.

Si Xiaonian, who has a fierce look on his face, is wickedly handsome, pretending to post a few smiling expressions is a little cute, ah! !

The electric car stood in a parking space, and the domineering who was following them looking for a parking space was very upset. He honked his horn twice and drove away with a trail of exhaust fumes.

After getting off the car, Si Xiaonian went straight to the shops along the street.

Qi Ran followed behind and asked, "What do you buy first?"

Si Xiaonian walked in front and pointed to the roadside cold drink shop with his chin: "Buy something first to shut your mouth."

Qi Ran grinned from the corner of his mouth to the base of his ears, and asked hesitantly, "Do you have any opinion on my mouth?"

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☆、Western food

Si Xiaonian stopped and turned around, watching Qi Ran slowly slow down and walk towards him with a half-smile.

He looked at the people who walked in and tilted his head, and said with a smile that he thought he had: "Don't sing or tell jokes when driving, and I don't have any opinions if you shut up for 59 minutes an hour, or your mouth will be cut into two sooner or later. sausage."

Qi Ran stopped in her tracks and opened her mouth slightly: "...then what is the use of my mouth?"

Before Qi Ran could finish speaking, Si Xiaonian turned around and left. In front of the cold drink shop, he lit a one-liter juice glass and asked Qi Ran, "What do you want to drink, please."

Qi Ran looked at the big one-liter cup, which looked like a small bucket. He really wanted to throw the cup angrily, but on second thought, he became happy again: "Lime grapefruit."

Si Xiaonian paid for another bucket of popcorn.

The street where they are located is the most prosperous and only commercial street in Nanxian County. Qi Ran brags that he can buy anything.

With a large glass of juice in his arm, Qi Ran took a sip and asked, "Why do you eat the dry one and I drink the watery one?"

"You ordered it yourself." Si Xiaonian grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, glanced at the big bucket of juice, thinking that he would never stop drinking.

"Give me a taste." Qi Ran reached into the popcorn bucket and grabbed a handful of popcorn.

Before Si Xiaonian could dodge in time, the popcorn was shaved, and the popcorn in the bucket was visible to the naked eye.

When he came out of the drink shop, Qi Ran took two straws away, stuck the second straw on the juice glass and asked, "Drink? The yellow one is yours, and the blue one is mine."

Si Xiaonian shook his head, he wanted to drink freshly squeezed kiwi fruit juice, so he bought popcorn.

Qi Ran turned around and walked backwards, holding the cup and handing it to Si Xiaonian: "If you don't want to drink such a big bucket, order something one liter, do it on purpose!"

The yellow straw almost stuck into Si Xiaonian's nostrils, he wiped his nose and said, "Take it away! Are you looking for smoke!"

Qi Ran smiled meanly, watching Si Xiaonian pass the straw in front of him again: "Quick! Everyone is looking at us."

Si Xiaonian hurriedly glanced to both sides, it was really interesting, he bit the straw and quickly took a big sip, and cursed with the juice in his mouth: "I'm sick!"

After Qi Ran succeeded, Gu Lulu also took a deep breath: "You tell me the conclusion of 'sickness' several times a day, is it annoying? You didn't discover anything new, such as discovering that I am more handsome and have a better figure... ..."

Si Xiaonian deliberately took a step behind Qi Ran, then grabbed two popcorns, and shouted at Qi Ran's back: "Hey!"

It's not too much for Qi Ran to drill twice, when he heard Si Xiaonian calling him, he decisively turned his head to look for someone, and said, "What are you doing?" Just as he made his mouth, before he could utter a sound, he saw two popcorns already in front of him .

It's too late to grab by hand.

One popcorn fell on Qi Ran's left eyelid, and the other just fell into his mouth.

Si Xiaonian smiled and snapped his fingers: "The boss is very good! Awesome!"

Qi Ran stood there dumbly, fuck it!

It seems that someone is watching!Really someone to watch!Hold!What are you looking at?

Ahhhh! ! ! !

Si Xiaonian also felt childish after throwing the popcorn.

This kind of joke, it's okay for acquaintances to play around with each other. He and Qi Ran are definitely not acquaintances. It just happened today.

The more he thought about it, the more irritable he became, and he didn't want to apologize.

"Then, what kind of wire, where can I buy it?" Si Xiaonian stopped suddenly, turned around and asked the people behind him.

Qi Ran was lashing at Si Xiaonian's back with his eyes, his heart skipped a beat when he turned around suddenly, and immediately looked at the sky at a 45° angle.

"Please have dinner." Si Xiaonian felt deep embarrassment. He waited for a while, but Qi Ran was still in that position. Patience is a consumable item for him, and when it is consumed, it will be cleared in two seconds. He raised his foot and kicked the calf of the man looking at the sky at 45°: "Speak!"

Qi Ran gritted her teeth in pain, bent over and rubbed her calves, stood up straight again, and stretched out her finger to a building facing the street: "Eat that."

Si Xiaonian turned his head to look, rice noodles?Spicy pot?steak?BBQ?Thai food?There are at least two billboards for 30 yuan restaurants on the side of that building.

"Which one?" Problems that can be solved with one meal are not problems, but two meals are really not enough.

"Western food, steak." Qi Ran stretched out his arms and pointed again.

"You fucking, you..., I don't want to say that you are sick anymore, but you are fucking sick!" Si Xiaonian really couldn't hold it back, he really wanted to scold people, and the two boys went to eat western food? ! !

"What's wrong? Can't you? Niuge and I went to eat western food." Actually, no, if one day it happened that he and Niuge went to eat western food, the prerequisite must be that he knocked Niuge unconscious He dragged him away, or Niuge knocked him out and dragged him away, and let him and Niuge walk into the western restaurant vertically, unless the western meal is free,...it's fucking impossible for free!

Si Xiaonian faced Qi Ran for the first time with an expression that was so shocked that he was about to dislocate, "You two are cruel enough to yourself!"

Qi Ran felt guilty: "Well~, do you have any prejudice against Western food? No, I found out why you have so many shits? You can't touch people, you can't drink a glass of juice with two straws, you can't eat Western food, you can't sleep in a room , why don't you make a list for me, and list out what you don't allow, what's not allowed, what's not allowed, and what's not allowed, so that I won't step on the thunder and get slapped again someday."

Si Xiaonian scratched the center of his eyebrows with his index finger, besides Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei, he had very few friends, and he was inexplicably someone to chat with, but he and inexplicably just went out to have sex a lot.

When Xia Weishen and Jiao Lei got together, at most, they would go to the gate of No. [-] High School to cross the bridge and have a meal of rice noodles with tomato sauce. Two people would share a large pot. If he occasionally included his light bulb, it would only be an upgrade. Go to the three-person pot, plus a serving of rice noodles.

"I'm not used to western food, how about barbecue?" Si Xiaonian asked after thinking.

Qi Ran just had a taste of it, the two of them went to eat western food now, he probably could dissect the steak like a mouse.

"Okay! Let's go, I'll take you to buy wires, light bulbs, what else?"

"Sockets, mattresses, curtains..."

Wandering through the shops one by one, the two of them carried a bag in their hands.

"What are the wires connected to?" the owner of the hardware department store asked.

"The kind that connects to the lamp holder, do you have one, boss?" Qi Ran asked.

"This kind of black wire is fine, indoors, but outdoors for a long time is enough." The boss took a large roll of black wire and handed it to Qi Ran, "Connect the lamp head, can't you just buy a plug-in hanging lamp? Pull the wire outdoors." In less than ten days and half a month, the layer of glue on the outside of the wires cracked and it was easy to leak electricity.”

Qi Ran turned around and asked Si Xiaonian: "Have you ever used the charging lamp?"

"Well, charging still needs to be pulled."

"Buy a plug-in strip with a long cable, pull it over when you use it, and put it away when you don't use it..." The boss said and went to get the plug-in strip again.

Qi Ran looked up at the hanging lamp on the wall: "Like that?"

Hanging lights are similar to night lights, twice the size of night lights, with wattage ranging from a few watts to tens of watts, with charging, and with plugs. Most of them look like cartoons. The most common ones are star-shaped and moon-shaped. The only one is round, with a ring of bright diamonds on the periphery.

Si Xiaonian raised his finger to the simplest-looking star hanging lamp: "This one, it's a clean stream."

Qi Ran tiptoed to take off the lamp hanging on the wall, LED lamp, with a plug, marked 15 watts on the back, if it is only used in the bedroom, it is enough.He tiptoed to take down a very three-dimensional spiral lamp, held it up to Si Xiaonian and asked, "What about this one?"

Light brown glass tube, coiled into a lump, especially a pointed tip at the top...

Si Xiaonian looked at the oversized pile of poop in front of him, and said without a word: "Poop lamp? Hanging in your house?"

Qi Ran was delighted when he heard it: "What about aesthetics? Hang it in your living room."

The boss found a bull strip with a length of 10 meters, saw Qi Ran holding a poo lamp, and said proudly: "This style is the best seller here, hey~ I took it upside down, like this," the boss took Qi Ran Then the poo lamp in his hand turned upside down, "It's so beautiful when it's powered on!"

"Oh~~~" Qi Ran suddenly realized.

Si Xiaonian pursed his lips and smiled, his aesthetics shattered!

It was already dark when I took the bag full of things back to the car.

"Are you hungry?" Qi Ran closed the rear door, stood beside the car and stretched.

"Do you want to get the fishing rod first? Is it going to close?" Si Xiaonian glanced at the phone, 06:30.

"You can get it even when the door is closed. The boss lives in the store. Come on, follow me upstairs to get something." Qi Ran raised his hand to push Si Xiaonian, and when he was about to touch his shoulder, he cleverly rubbed Si Xiaonian's shoulder Float over at low altitude.

Si Xiaonian turned his head to see it, and asked with a smile: "Is the handicap very intractable, it must make you feel uncomfortable."

Qi Ran crossed his hands behind his head, and walked beside Si Xiaonian: "I'm just curious, don't you hook your shoulders and your back when you're with your friends? And you dance, and you usually cooperate, how do you do that? If someone accidentally touches you, you will have to beat him up afterwards."

"No, sometimes you just bite your teeth and it's over."

Qi Ran immediately poked Si Xiaonian's shoulder with his index finger, and said quickly, "Grit your teeth and hold on!"

Si Xiaonian's eyes immediately turned wrong. It wasn't that he was against Qi Ran touching him, he simply couldn't stand the man's slaps and mouths.

"Okay! Very good, do it again!" Qi Ran turned to Si Xiaonian's other side, stretched out his finger to poke the other shoulder, and then he saw Si Xiaonian grabbing his finger with amazing speed, but he didn't even have the chance to pull his hand away. nothing.

"Aww~~~ Don't allow me to poke you, why are you breaking me! Ah!!!"

"Qi Ran, if you owe me again, I promise to cure you once!" Si Xiaonian let go of Qi Ran, and Qi Ran jumped two steps away on conditioned reflex, shaking his fingers, as if he had been electrocuted.

"Fuck! Slot! I hit|fly|aircraft! It's over! It's over! I can't fight tonight, Si Xiaonian, you have to give me an explanation for my night life, they are all in their twenties, we will discuss this matter I don't shy away from talking about it, just by breaking it like this, I may not be able to use my golden right hand for several nights, you say..."

Si Xiaonian looked up and saw that there were still more than [-] seconds left of the red light, Made!do my best!

Qi Ran was seeking an explanation for the night life he might lose, when he saw Si Xiaonian, a dignified law student, was about to run a red light!

He jumped over in two steps, and regardless of whether he would be whipped, he grabbed Si Xiaonian's arm and pulled him back: "Little brother, you can do it! Knowing the law, running a red light, absconding in fear of crime, evading legal responsibility, believe it or not!" Go to your law school to sue you..."

Si Xiaonian was dragged so that he could not stand still, he took four or five steps back, bumped into Qiran's chest sideways, staggered backwards together with Qiran, and Qiran bumped into the traffic light pole of the crosswalk before stopping.

"Damn!" Qi Ran closed his eyes when he was hit.

Si Xiaonian shook his arm, gritted his teeth so he didn't break Qi Ran's hand: "Let go, can you let go first."

Qi Ran was aggressive, and the 20-second red light passed quickly. He got up from the light pole and grabbed Si Xiaonian to cross the road.

Si Xiaonian gritted his small white teeth this time, so as not to step on Qi Ran as one of the zebra crossings.

After crossing the zebra crossing, Qi Ran turned around and dared to talk to Si Xiaonian. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of someone, suddenly let go of Si Xiaonian and chased him into the residential area.

Si Xiaonian stood on the side of the road in a daze for a moment, then raised his foot to chase after Qi Ran, Qi Ran's complexion changed so quickly that he was startled, he wanted to say something to him who was not right 0.1 seconds ago, but suddenly changed 0.1 seconds later. Zhang face, and the speed of running is very fast.

He was only a second behind Qi Ran, and when he followed Qi Ran's back into the residential area, Qi Ran only left him with a back, and then disappeared between two buildings.

Who are you chasing?

Si Xiaonian hadn't heard the wind in his ears so fast for a long time.

It's been a long time since I heard my heart beating so vigorously.

This day, from meeting Qi Ran in the morning to running after Qi Ran's back like a fool in the evening, it has been a long time since he was so surprised.

There are people around who are babbling endlessly, he doesn't care if you want to hear it or say it, as long as he wants to say it, he will overbearingly ask you to listen, and by the way, he will have a good time with him like a fool...

"You fucking run again, believe it or not, I'll break your leg!"

Si Xiaonian was looking for someone between the rows of buildings, when he heard the explosion, he turned his head and ran back, calling out "Qi Ran!"

"do not come!"

As soon as Si Xiaonian turned the corner of a building, he heard Qi Ran's words, and braked to a stop at the corner of the building.

But he has seen it.

Qi Ran stood three to five meters away from a middle-aged man who was not too tall.

There was ten meters between him and Qi Ran, Qi Ran turned his back to him, while the man who was chased by Qi Ran faced him.

The middle-aged man kept licking his lower lip, looking very disturbed and afraid.

He was sure that this person was afraid of Qi Ran.

Si Xiaonian stood where he was, and could even hear Qi Ran's irritable breathing.

"I said it! Let me see you again! I will destroy you!"

Si Xiaonian's breathing was stagnant, and he involuntarily took a few steps forward.

The middle-aged man seemed very disturbed. Facing Qi Ran's expression of pain and helplessness, his eyes were full of fear, "Your family is too selfish! Why!" He spoke with a fearless spirit.

"Oh! Why? By my surname Qi! Because I'm her son!" While speaking, Qi Ran had already walked in front of the man. When the man flinched back, his footsteps were messy, and he sat on the ground unsteadily.

Qi Ran picked up the man who had fallen down. He was a head taller than the man, holding the collar with both hands, lifted him up high, without his feet touching the ground, and then threw him directly against the wall with a flick of his hand.

"boom!"

"Hmm..." After the man landed on the ground, he curled up into a ball, humming in pain.

When Si Xiaonian ran to Qi Ran's side, Qi Ran raised his foot and kicked the man's stomach again.

"Qi Ran!" Si Xiaonian put his arms around Qi Ran's shoulders and led him back.

Qi Ran broke away from holding his arm, turned around and yelled at Si Xiaonian: "Who the hell told you to come here!"

Si Xiaonian was taken aback by the yelling, then grabbed Qi Ran's arm and pulled him away: "You try yelling at me again."

Qi Ran broke away from Si Xiaonian and walked back. Before Si Xiaonian could catch up, he kicked the crotch of the man climbing up against the wall again.

Si Xiaonian found that Qi Ran seemed to have entered a state of madness, almost bloodthirsty.When he stretched out his hand to stop Qi Ran's fist that hit the man, he was thrown on the cheekbone unpreparedly by Qi Ran.

Si Xiaonian didn't feel any pain, and in the past few minutes, many spectators had gathered around.

Moreover, he could tell that among the people watching the fun, there were people who knew Qi Ran.

"Lao Qi's grandson is back, if you don't run quickly, Liu Sheng will be beaten."

"This man just can't get beaten enough."

"Flies don't bite seamless eggs, and a slap doesn't make a sound."

Si Xiaonian couldn't figure out the story behind these gossip, so he could only drag Qi Ran out of the residential area while being beaten by Qi Ran.

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Happy holiday!

☆, bitten by a dog

Qi Ran was dragged across the road by Si Xiaonian, ignoring the horn of the car and the verbal abuse from the person hit.Si Xiaonian's cheekbones were scratched, and when the two of them tore apart, the underside of his sleeve was also scratched, and Qi Ran kicked him on the leg.

At this time, Si Xiaonian was no less angry than the crazy Qi Ran.

"Clang!"

Qi Ran was thrown on the electric car by Si Xiaonian with one hand, and the car was smashed, and the police called the police with a "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the car was smashed.

Qi Ran's expression was stiff and ferocious, his eyes were fixed on the direction of the residential area, the crowd was dispersing, and he saw Liu Sheng, the man who was thrown on the wall by him, was pushing away from the crowd and hunched over to the side of the road Walk.

Si Xiaonian was taking out the car keys in Qi Ran's trouser pocket, and just unlocked the car, when the alarm stopped, Qi Ran suddenly pushed his arm away to run away.

"Bang!!" Si Xiaonian's flick made his eyes widen and shut tightly.

Si Xiaonian put both hands on both sides of Qiran's shoulders, encircled him, and raised his right knee to rest on Qiran's left thigh. He had been holding back his strength just now, but this time he used all his strength to suppress Qiran.

Qi Ran closed his eyes and frowned.

Si Xiaonian tilted his head and approached, gritted his teeth and said, "Qi Ran, if you dare to run again, I'll fuck your ass off!"

The croaking and tinnitus in Qi Ran's brain disappeared, and he heard Si Xiaonian threatening him.Suddenly, like losing the string of a marionette, his head fell back and hit the roof of the car, and there was another toothache "clang!" sound.

The electric car shook a few times.

Si Xiaonian kept keeping the people between him and the car, and kept his knees on Qi Ran's thighs.

Very useful, this person seemed to be dumb, he didn't move, and he didn't seem to be able to breathe.

Si Xiaonian raised his hand and patted Qi Ran's face lightly: "Breath."

Qi Ran slowly raised his head, and then opened his eyes as usual, but the eyes he looked at Si Xiaonian did not have the usual sense of a hippie smile, and his whole body no longer looked like a fool.

"Relax." Qi Ran moved his legs, "I'm not going."

Si Xiaonian slowly withdrew his hands that were pressing on the car, and finally withdrew his knees.

The two looked at each other for a long time, Qi Ran's eyes fell on Si Xiaonian's face, but he was not looking at Si Xiaonian. He saw Liu Sheng's face on everyone at the moment, and just stared blankly for a long time.

Si Xiaonian didn't take his eyes off, and his heart was still clenched. It's been a long time since he saw someone fighting desperately.

For a moment he felt that the person he reached out to grab was Xia Weishen.

At the age of 16, he was too cowardly to save Xia Weishen. The desperation and timidity of watching a person running towards death could bring him back to that moment almost in a second. Year.

Xia Weishen's leap made many people sleepless at night.

The parking lot is not very bright, and occasionally there is the sound of the car unlocking. Passers-by will definitely take a look at the two boys who seem to be looking at each other, or seem to be in a daze.

"Get the fishing rod." Qi Ran walked around the rear of the car and got into the passenger seat.

Si Xiaonian forgot that he has a driver's license and hasn't touched a car yet. Even an electric car has four wheels, so he still has to use the motorway.

The two were silent until the electric car stopped and went, and got on the motorway amidst a series of urging horns, Qi Ran said, "Your driving skills can't be described as scum, right?"

Si Xiaonian entered into another kind of tension. The string of taillights in front of him made him almost blind. He gritted his teeth and said two words: "Shut up."

Qi Ran hurriedly reminded: "Turn right, huh? Come on, it's left, damn it, you're right..."

Si Xiaonian was scolded the first time but did not return his words: "...What should I do? Where are we going now?"

Qi Ran raised his forehead: "Let's go straight and pick the head. When you reach the end of this road, you will return to Chengshan City, little brother."

Seeing that there were fewer cars, Si Xiaonian turned his head and glanced at him: "Do you think you're doing it again?"

Qi Ran turned to look out of the car window, there were no dazzling neon lights in the county, most of his side face was hidden in the night, if Si Xiaonian didn't pull him, he would probably beat him to the hospital again by mistake, and then grandpa would go to the detention center to release him on bail ...

It's a fucking vicious circle!

Nausea.

And... was also seen by Si Xiaonian.

"Huh? This road looks familiar." Si Xiaonian took another wrong turn.

Qi Ran was in a depressed mood. After passing the same intersection twice, he couldn't care less about the depression. He knocked on the car window: "Get over."

Si Xiaonian stopped the car and turned on the navigation on his mobile phone, and checked the time. It was 07:30, they hadn't had dinner yet, and they were a little hungry.

After starting the car, Qi Ran glanced at Si Xiaonian's navigation: "Turn it off, listen to the navigation of Miss Sister, we have to drive a boat."

Si Xiaonian smiled: "Is that so ridiculous?"

"That's it. Niuge came by car once, but he was led into the sea."

As expected, the fishing tackle shop was closed, Qi Ran asked Si Xiaonian to go in through the back door to get the fishing rod, and went to buy food by himself.

"What do you want to eat?" Qi Ran turned to leave, then turned back to ask Si Xiaonian.

Si Xiaonian looked at the night on the outskirts of the county town, he didn't even bother to turn on the street lights, and there was no restaurant near the fishing tackle shop, so he sighed inaudibly: "Whatever!"

Qi Ran waved at him, smiled and left.

When Si Xiaonian returned to the car with the bag containing the fishing rod, Qi Ran hadn't returned yet.

He leaned his head back on the chair, exhaled slowly, the lingering fear was still there.

The crazy Qiran and the crazy Xia Weishen overlapped in his mind.They are the ones who laugh and laugh, and they are the ones who go crazy...

"Dangdangdang..." The car window was knocked several times, Si Xiaonian opened his eyes, and saw Qi Ran dangling outside the car window with a bag of things.

After getting into the car, Qi Ran handed the bag to Si Xiaonian: "Do you want to eat barbecue?"

Si Xiaonian swallowed his saliva smelling the smell of burnt meat: "Eat, a barbecue restaurant near here?"

Qi Ran pressed Si Xiaonian's hand that was about to draw a bamboo stick: "Eat it later, I'll take you to the beach to eat."

Si Xiaonian could only swallow his saliva again: "Have a barbecue with the whistling sea breeze, and then..."

Qi Ran patted his chest: "Diarrhea, find all the veterinarians, all diseases can be cured!"

Si Xiaonian turned his head towards the car window and said, "Crazy, Veterinarian Qi, you should treat yourself first."

Two hours ago, Qi Ran would definitely continue what Si Xiaonian said, but this time he was extremely sensitive for the first time in a century.

In Si Xiaonian's eyes, is he sick for beating people like crazy?

Still think he is low like this?

Silent until the electric car stopped on the side of the road, Qi Ran reached out to pick up the bag of barbecue on Si Xiaonian's lap.

It seems that Si Xiaonian will go with him when he takes food away.

Si Xiaonian took the water bottle from the back seat and followed.

The seaside is not dark, there are street lights on the side of the road, and there is a big light on the beach hundreds of meters away.

Qi Ran walked ahead with his things in his hands, without looking back to see if there was anyone behind, he walked to the edge of the biggest reef, threw the barbecue bag on it first, then climbed up with all four claws, turned his head and stretched out his hand to grab the person behind him, Only then did he realize that Si Xiaonian was far away from him, standing very close to the sea, looking at the sea.

"Come here!" Qi Ran yelled, but he yelled against the wind, and his voice didn't reach Si Xiaonian's ears against the wind.

After sitting down, he looked sideways at Si Xiaonian.

A little frustrated, for no reason, maybe there is.

Because Si Xiaonian is silent from time to time?Because of the other "Qi Ran" exposed in front of Si Xiaonian today?

……

"If you could choose how to die, how would you like to die?" Xia Weishen, who was between a teenager and a young man, was bright and dazzling.

"You talk first." The simple and honest Jiao Lei is Xia Weishen's fan.

Si Xiaonian, who has just entered junior high school, has not yet reached the second stage of middle school, so he can't understand the romance between the two of them.

"Find a day when the sky is blue and the sea is blue, go to the bottom of the sea and see if there is a mermaid's castle..." Before Xia Weishen finished speaking, Jiao Lei couldn't bear to hear that this man was going to see the mermaid, so they scratched their itch, and the two rolled off got together.

The precocious Si Xiaonian decisively closed the door and guarded it, not letting a single fly in.

……

Turning his head again, what Si Xiaonian saw was Qi Ran sitting on the rock with his head downcast.He kicked a rock and hit it with a "dang" sound on the big rock where he was sitting.

Qi Ran looked up and saw Si Xiaonian walking in, and asked, "Can you come up?"

Why can't I go up, it's not the peak of the Himalayas!

Si Xiaonian sighed, and thought to himself, look at your ugly face, you are the one who disturbs the people by singing, you are the one who tells jokes, you are the one who fights, you are the one who is frustrated, it is you anyway!

He still stretched out his hand: "Give me a hand."

The corner of Qi Ran's mouth curled up, and he squatted on the reef and stretched out his hand to pull Si Xiaonian up. The reef is so big that four people can play mahjong with a table.

Qi Ran sat on the edge of the reef, with his legs on the edge, and Si Xiaonian sat cross-legged and leaned back, with one hand behind his back and looked up at the night sky. The starry sky was brighter than the night sea.

The two sat down firmly, and Qi Ran took two meat skewers and handed them to Si Xiaonian: "Eat the meat first."

Si Xiaonian didn't care about being polite, he ate one skewer in one bite, he heard his stomach growling while chewing, as if protesting that he had to chew a few more mouthfuls before swallowing, why didn't he swallow it whole? !

While eating, Qi Ran looked back at Si Xiaonian, took a bite of meat, glanced back, took another bite of meat, glanced again, took a third bite of meat, glanced at the third time...

He didn't even notice this unconscious movement, he didn't have any appetite, and he wasn't in a good mood. If it wasn't for You Si Xiaonian, he didn't know what would happen today.

If the matter is not serious, he will sit by the seaside for one night at most, and if it is serious, he will sit in the detention center for one night.

He still remembered the last time his grandpa went to the detention center to pick him up, he saw the pain and self-blame in his eyes, and he didn't want to see the self-blame in his grandpa's eyes even more than making the old man suffer.

He once extremely thought of a "once and for all" solution, but so what, some people's hearts are no longer here.

How many years?He called "Mom" many years ago, but there was no reply.

My heart is so cruel.

"Is there cumin or chili powder on my face, why don't you dip it with meat skewers?" Si Xiaonian felt almost indigestion.

Qi Ran turned around and coughed until he almost vomited the few mouthfuls of meat he ate just now.

Si Xiaonian didn't expect his words to be so powerful, so he couldn't stand it any longer, so he moved forward and patted Qi Ran on the back: "I didn't see you being beaten, where is it useless?"

Qi Ran turned his head to look at Si Xiaonian, who had a sharp tongue, and coughed up tears in his eyes. He probably coughed too hard, and the tip of his nose and forehead were covered with sweat.

Si Xiaonian was taken aback by the look, turned back and picked up his own water bottle, unscrewed it by accident and handed it over: "Drink water."

Qi Ran took a sip, tasted the taste but didn't swallow it down, with something in his mouth: "Enha, goose goose..."

Si Xiaonian chewed the meat and smiled: "Swallow it before talking, kiwi fruit juice, do you know kiwi fruit? Juice, if you swallow it, if you dare to spit it out, you will be thrown into the sea immediately."

"Gudong!" After Qi Ran swallowed it, he touched the two corners of his mouth with his thumb, and grinned: "It's so sour! Which unscrupulous merchant doesn't put sugar! Raw kiwi fruit!"

Si Xiaonian chewed a mouthful of gluten for several times without swallowing it, and said happily, "Boss Flower.coffee."

"what?!