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The elevator was going down, and he stood straight in the middle of the elevator car, watching the numbers change to 6,5,4, 2, [-]... He reached out and pressed the button for the [-]nd floor.
After 11:30 in the morning, the three dance classrooms on the second floor were all empty, so Qi Ran went down the safe passage again.
The bus had just stopped at Ximen when the phone rang.
Niu Ge shouted anxiously: "Hurry up! In the third building of the girls' dormitory, the children in the first team said that they saw Si Xiaonian riding a bicycle and holding flowers, and rushed to the third building from the west gate."
Qi Ran licked his lips. This person is really busy. He just finished class and couldn't wait to send flowers to his girlfriend?
He touched the wire ring in his trouser pocket.
Last night, when he changed the pillowcase, the wire ring fell out of the pillowcase. At that time, he was still thinking about meeting Si Xiaonian... Now, he doesn't want to return it.
Sure enough, if the doctor does not heal himself, the medicine will not work.
Si Xiaonian had never been to the teacher's building, and the navigation was turned on on his mobile phone. He looked at the road while looking at the mobile phone. The navigation led him to a dead end, and when he turned back, it led him to the same fucking dead end.
The car was parked on the side of the road, Si Xiaonian wanted to call the teacher who received the courier, and was dialing the number when the bouquet in the front basket was suddenly taken away.
Si Xiaonian frowned and turned to look at the person.
Niu Ge?
He asked in a bad tone, "Your?"
Niu Ge laughed so ruffant that he wanted to be slapped in the face: "My girlfriend, you, you come here very often!"
Si Xiaonian frowned even tighter, and glanced at the mobile phone in his hand again: "Your girlfriend?" Is the teacher-student relationship so open?
At this moment, Niu Ge turned his head to look behind Si Xiaonian, and said, "Here we come, catch him straight!"
Si Xiaonian vaguely guessed who was behind him, and without turning his head, he sat in the car and raised his head slightly to ask Niu Ge: "Are you sure it's yours?" It's a bit fantasy, a senior female professor and a sophomore student?
Seeing Si Xiaonian's expression of "Is this person sick?", Niu Ge jumped towards Tianling Gai. He raised his hand and threw the flower to the ground, and the carnation and lily petals were immediately scattered half a meter away.
Niuge didn't want to do anything, so he just bluffed and threatened: "I'm warning you, Si Xiaonian! When you send flowers again, believe it or not, the dog's paw will be chopped off for you!"
Si Xiaonian stared at the petals all over the ground, his teeth scraped across his lower lip, leaving two deep and two shallow streaks, which quickly disappeared, leaving only the flesh of his lips that turned red quickly.
He could figure it out with very little IQ. Either it was a misunderstanding, or it had something to do with the person standing behind him.
The expression changed quickly, and Si Xiaonian looked up at Niuge: "The bouquet is 198, and the express delivery is 8 yuan per round. I am very unhappy now. I will give you a discount of 666, or you like 1414. Excuse me—cash It’s WeChat or Alipay.”
Niuge had a shocked expression of "What did you say? Say it again?"
Qi Ran stood behind the bicycle and sneered, what about this kid?
He put his foot on the rear wheel, and the car slid forward for a short distance, and Si Xiaonian's two long legs followed suit and took two steps forward.
Si Xiaonian put away his mobile phone, the rope tied with flowers in the front basket floated to his lap with the wind, he pulled out the wide cloth rope, turned his head to look back, and met Qi Ran's eyes looking at the back of his head.
LOL!Anyway, he thought that smile was very silly.
After Niu Ge dropped his feet all at once, he raised his foot and kicked the bicycle frame. He used all his strength and flew out with his kick. Si Xiaonian leaned over to grab his swinging arm almost at the same time. , jumped up from the bicycle with one foot.
The blue-and-white shared bicycle flew sideways to the middle of the road, "clang! jingle jingle..." It seemed to be broken, and the sound was fragmented.
When Qi Ran saw Si Xiaonian grabbing Niuge's arm, it was too late to respond.
Is this leader a snake?
Niuge's physical reaction was to quickly back up, but his arm was grabbed by Si Xiaonian, and at some point, the rope that tied the bouquet got wrapped around his wrist.
Niu Ge: "Me! Day! You..." Before he could finish cursing, Si Xiaonian let go of him suddenly, and then his other arm was grabbed again.
Back and forth, but three seconds!
Qiran stretched out his hand to grab Niuge, Si Xiaonian caught a glimpse of Qiran approaching from the corner of his eye, turned around and blocked Qiran with his back, he expected that Qiran would save Niuge first, and then kick him at most, or even worse, hit him with an elbow back.
"Boom!" Si Xiaonian's knee was kicked in unison, it's good, this man didn't use his strength.
The moment Si Xiaonian knelt on the ground on one knee, Si Xiaonian had already completed the task of tying the cow, and then got up and dragged Niu Ge, who was completely stupid and confused, to the nearest tree.
Niuge, a 1.9-meter tall man, was dragged like a dead dog.
Brother Bi's face was shattered.
The small tree was very thin, as thick as the arms of four adults, and the cloth rope in Si Xiaonian's hand went around the tree for a circle, and finally tied a knot in the rope, so Niuge was tied to the tree!
Niu Ge was completely irritable: "Fuck! Your mother! Let me go! Si Xiaonian, you're done paralyzing you. Hurry up and fuck me!"
Si Xiaonian looked at him and smiled: "Haven't you seen it? Cows are tied to trees like this. You dare to spray manure all over your mouth. Next time I see you, I'll put a nose ring on you."
After the shock, Qi Ran couldn't laugh or cry for a moment.
Si Xiaonian's speed is astonishing, this set of movements of tying the cow and tying the cow is done neatly and perfectly, if the person tied up is not Niu Ge, he would give Si Xiaonian a big applause and a thumbs up.
Great bro!
handsome!
Si Xiaonian turned his head to face Qi Ran's dumbfounded face amidst Niu Ge's roar of "Wooooowah...", his face turned cold immediately: "Did you find it?"
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian glanced back at him, his heart trembled uncontrollably.
What if I don't want to give it?
The author has something to say: Brother Niao's two paws slapped afterimages: "Look at my boyfriend, he's so handsome!!!"
Hierarch ←←: "Strip off the feathers of this bird and roast it."
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Qi Ran waved his hands regretfully.
"did not find."
The distance between the two was more than one meter, Si Xiaonian stared into Qi Ran's eyes, trying to distinguish the truth of this sentence.
If it were normal, he would deal with it coldly.
But not today, maybe all of March.
He was still irritable, and couldn't help being furious. He threw a left uppercut, brushed Qi Ran's upturned side face, and then went up, and the knuckle of his middle finger hit the bridge of Qi Ran's nose.
Qi Ran thought he would have a nosebleed first, after all the pain in the bridge of the nose was real and the sockets of his eyes were sore, now let him act like a rogue and roll and cry on the spot, crying in seconds.
But no, the cheekbones are broken, and the handsome and firm|straight nose bridge is intact.
He is a professional MMA player, but he was beaten by a dance teacher who was jumping up and down! ! !
Stimulate!Qi Ran was inexplicably excited.
Si Xiaonian's punch made Niu Ge behind him as quiet as a chicken.
Niu Ge: "!!!" Why is Qi Ran so aggressive? !Lianxiangxiyu? !
Qi Ran bowed his waist and laughed twice, "Hehe", the smile was creepy: "Are you planning to hit me once when you see me in the future, if it's so troublesome, why don't you hit me once today?"
Si Xiaonian originally wanted to write off this punch.
His heart felt uncomfortable, the laughter in his ears, and the whispering around the three of them made him extremely irritable and depressed.
Just when he was in a daze, Qi Ran bowed his waist and jumped to his side, grabbed his wrist and twisted it to his back, followed by Qi Ran's knee pressing against the hollow of his knee, and did this move again.
Si Xiaonian knelt down on the same knee twice today, and he lost his temper.
Niuge didn't stop being tied to a tree. Seeing Si Xiaonian kneeling towards him, he yelled happily, "Fuck! Kneel for Grandpa..."
Before Niu Ge was happy, Qi Ran suddenly let out a painful snort, bit his teeth and swallowed the pain, and looked down to see his ring finger being pressed against the back of his hand by Si Xiaonian in a strange posture.
This man is really a snake, he can't hold Si Xiaonian's wrist, nor can he hold Si Xiaonian's fingers, so he can't slip.
Qi Ran let go of his hand, Si Xiaonian also let go, stood up and turned around, suddenly stretched out his foot to kick Qi Ran's knee, Qi Ran reacted quickly enough to kick him.
"boom!"
The two feet kicked together with the rage and hostility of the two people, and both of them took a few steps back in shock, and the bones of the feet and calves were numb for a while.
There were not many people on the university campus on Saturday, but there were still many spectators around.
After all, the three people onlookers were also people who had been on the homepage of the forum.
One is tied to a tree.
The kicked one knelt twice.
One was slapped in the face and had his fingers broken.
The image or something, it is estimated that it has been broken into slag.
The two of them backed up and stood firm, and then went to untie Niuge's rope. Si Xiaonian took out the flower delivery slip from his pocket, walked over, and swung it in front of Niuge.
"Do you know numbers? Do you know Chinese characters? Do you have dyslexia?" The three questions are very poisonous.
Niu Ge, at any rate, the captain of the school blue team, has seen how scary it is to play tricks today, his face turned green, and he withdrew his head back before reading the information on the list.
*** FLOWER EXPRESS ORDER ***
order number:*******
No. 127 University Town West Road
Flower.coffee shop
Order time: March 3 at 11:09
Online payment: 198 yuan
Courier: merchant delivery
Remarks:
Hello boss, wrap a bouquet of flowers for your mentor, the boss will make the bag more beautiful, thank you!
The birthday card should be dark, preferably brown, not sequins, keep it low-key...
Niu Ge was shocked and embarrassed: "..." It can be said to be very embarrassing!This people's teacher—it's really not his girlfriend.
Qi Ran was shocked and thought deeply: "..." So this kid opened a flower shop?
Si Xiaonian took out a Flower.coffee business card from his pocket and stuffed it between Niu Ge's still-bound hands: "Flowers are 198 yuan, express fee is 8 yuan..."
Niu Ge's IQ was still there, and he immediately retorted: "There is no courier fee on this list!"
Qi Ran nodded, do they look so dark?
Si Xiaonian smiled and pointed at the tip of his nose: "I see clearly, the courier brother is here!"
Originally, it was a big oolong caused by him, but he was not good enough to make trouble, so he turned his head and cursed at the air, "Fuck!"
Qi Ran saw Si Xiaonian staring at him with a vicious expression of "If you dare to refute, I will punish you two now", so he nodded timidly, then nodded again, and said, "Okay!"
You are handsome, you are amazing!Do whatever you say.
Before Si Xiaonian finished, he stretched out his arm and pointed at the shared bicycle in the middle of the dead body path: "The deposit is 400, and you will be responsible for the damage to the car. If you have any opinions, hold back."
Niu Ge has a big opinion, and it hurts him to spend his money, but he kicked the car with 400% of his strength. Looking at the two oval wheels and the basket that is separated from the car body, you can know that the [-] deposit is for fetching water. drifted.
Qi Ran suppressed a smile, and shrugged his shoulders.
Si Xiaonian suddenly looked at Qi Ran: "You found the wire ring, right?"
Qi Ran frowned, how could he see that he found it?
With one hand in his pocket, his fingertips touched the metal, and there was a tinge of coolness. He didn't speak, but Si Xiaonian just stared at him.
Niuge finally broke free from the rope, and threw his arms between the two who were about to start working: "What iron, what ring, what thing?"
Qi Ran pressed down on Niuge's arm, and smiled slyly: "Smart!"
Si Xiaonian didn't hold out hope that Qi Ran would really go back to look for it, he just wanted to say "I didn't find it" or other negative words when he asked this question.
From the end of the race on the [-]th to today, six days have passed.
Contradictoryly, he hopes that the wire ring is lost, but also hopes that the wire ring can be found again.
As Si Danian said, with the wire ring on, he would always think about...
Looking back year after year is like moving forward with a heavy load.
Gradually he got used to adding the weight to his body, but when he suddenly took off the weight, his body became lighter, and he was a little at a loss and panicked.
As contradictory as he is, if it is really lost, the only thing left in that spring will be gone.
"Speak!" Niu Ge gave Qi Ran a push.
Qi Ran staggered for a while, and after standing firmly, he looked up at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian had already turned around and ran towards the bicycle in the middle of the path, picked up the broken bicycle and locked it on the frame on the side of the road, and swept another shared bicycle.
The car turned around and rode towards Ximen, passing by him and Niuge left a sentence: "Scan the QR code on the business card to transfer money."
Niu Ge glanced at the business card in his hand again.
Qi Ran felt that Si Xiaonian hurriedly turned around and left when he was about to speak.
Like running away.
What are you doing?
Aren't you in a hurry to get something back?
What are you running?To, or not to?
Niu Ge saw a ring-like, but not ring-like metal hooked on the tip of Qi Ran's index finger, he was afraid to speak, and had some vague guesses in his heart.
"Is this his? Si Xiaonian's?"
Qi Ran looked away from Ximen, and his downcast eyes fell on the wire ring. If he didn't reply to Niuge, there was no need to reply.
Is he crazy?So happy to take other people's things?
At noon in March in Yangchun, Niuge felt that a basin of ice slag had been poured on his head, and his whole body was cool.
"You are sick!" Niu Ge was afraid that what he had guessed would happen, but in the end...
Now, what are you afraid of?
"Qi Ran, are you fucking sick? You... You... Fuck! Suck!" Niu Ge circled around Qi Ran, swearing, and had long forgotten his original intention of coming to Du Si Xiaonian today.
Qi Ran didn't realize it, and stood as a tree with a solid foundation. At this time, the thoughts in his mind were like crazily growing branches and leaves. In just a short moment, the branches and leaves were luxuriant, and the spring breeze blew gently, and the treetops followed the wind and waves.
"...Give it to me!" Niuge scolded until his mouth was dry, and he reached out to grab the wire ring on Qi Ran's fingertips.
Qi Ran's heart skipped a few beats and then calmed down. It was a second too late to clenched his hands tightly, and the icy aftertaste of his fingertips was empty.
Niu Ge raised his hand and threw it, turning his head and looking in the direction of his movements. Niu Ge threw it in the green grass in front of the girls' dormitory building.
"Throw it away! Look for it!" Niu Ge pushed Qi Ran towards the grass.
Qi Ran's breathing was stagnant, the bridge of his nose wrinkled into several folds, his drooping eyelids didn't look at Niuge, he turned around and walked along the path to the campus, his voice was cold and deep as if he was warning Niuge: "Don't provoke me."
"You can do it! Qi Ran! Qi Da Niao! Brother Niao! When did it happen? Can you stop leaving and say you can die?" Niu Gefei wanted to irritate Qi Ran, "I don't mean to tease others Is it? Is it over?"
Qi Ran was also very irritable, and he didn't want to tell Niu Ge about it under the current situation where he himself was very messed up.
He tried to divert Niuge's attention, so he said: "I signed the last game with the club, and I will play in mid-May."
Niu Ge's attention was diverted in an instant, and he was still so irritable. Except for scolding Qi Ran, "you are sick", "crazy", and "stupid", he didn't add any new vocabulary to intersperse. He chased and scolded half of the campus.
Back to the dormitory finally clean.
How long does it take to form a habit? The Internet says it takes three weeks, while others say it only takes three days.
Qi Ran felt that it would not take as long as a few days.
In the past 10 minutes after returning to the dormitory, Qi Ran unconsciously touched his trouser pocket several times, always forgetting that the wire ring was no longer with him.
Niuge won't really throw it away, but he won't take the initiative to ask for it back either.
According to Niu Ge's personality, he would return it to Si Xiaonian and make up a reason that had nothing to do with him.
With such a good buddy, why should he worry about being single.
Just saw the calendar, today is March 3, and there will be White Day in three days.
Having been single year after year, Qi Ran believes that this year's single is all to blame.
Niuge is not to blame, and he doesn't know who to blame.
He picked up the phone at Ximen, and heard Niu Ge say that when Si Xiaonian went to the girls' dormitory to deliver flowers again...he suddenly didn't want to return Si Xiaonian's wire ring.
It turns out that they are different, so what is the reason for his persistent refusal?
Why else, Qi Ran, you are so dirty!
An inexplicable emotion permeated Qi Ran's body...it was loss.
However, since Si Xiaonian was not sending flowers to girls, but acting as a courier brother to send flowers to teachers, he... was not very happy.
Sitting at the desk, resting his chin and thinking about life, he confused himself into a blue paper like a mystery.
In short, Qi single dog who has been single for 20 years is not happy today.
Thinking about the futility of life, I decided to fight back against Niuge.
So, Qi Ran bought four bottles of 52° Erguotou and took them to Niuge's dormitory. The takeaway was almost delivered with him.
Two hours later, Niu Ge succeeded in crying, grabbing someone and hugging him, remembering the past without letting go, snot and tears, whoever was caught would cry and speak, and anyone who dared not listen would sit on his butt and die immediately.
Sitting on Niuge's upper bunk, Qi Ran swayed his two long legs, watching Niuge abuse his three roommates one by one, finally he felt relieved.
He took away the sweet and sour pork and a can of Coke while he was in a mess, and went back to the dormitory to continue drinking.
Let you stop me from leaving the single!
Qi Shangou, who was whistling and humming, howled mentally.
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The consequences of drunkenness are very serious. He woke up like a cripple for a long time and didn't get up on the bed. There was a breakfast hanging by the bed. You could tell by the color that it was bought for him by Qi Ran. The burritos were either shredded carrots or lettuce. You can find a few shreds of meat in the potato shreds by staring out tears.
This is how Veterinarian Qi preserves his health.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Niu Ge went to Ximen Flower.Before entering the door, through the glass door, I saw a woman who looked five times like Si Xiaonian, or a girl, young and beautiful, very foreign style.
The tall and slender figure wrapped in the pastoral floral apron is very similar to Si Xiaonian in appearance and temperament.
Niuge pushed the door open and walked in. The beautiful boss looked up and gave him a smile.
After ordering a cup of coffee, Niuge sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows separated by flower and herb stands, and looked at the woman who carefully wrapped the bouquet and took care of the potted plants.
In the morning, sunlight penetrates the floor-to-ceiling windows and sprinkles on the flowers and plants in the house, and the light spots reflected by the shiny leaves are reflected on the wall, ceiling, and ground, and the house is full of leisure and comfort.
Everything that can't be figured out is still not figured out.
Niuge doesn't like coffee. He prefers Coke to coffee, and a cup of coffee is tasteless.
He suddenly understood——Compared with Xue Mengzi, who had been chasing Qi Ran for several years, Qi Ran preferred...
So, it's not that someone appeared now, Qi Ran's thoughts changed.
Perhaps from the beginning to the end, what Qi Ran likes and what he likes are all of that kind.
But you didn't intend to tell him?
I didn't intend to tell many girls like Xue Mengzi.
Scumbag!
How did Niuge come and how did he go back? He took the black sealed bag containing the wire ring back, scanned the QR code on the business card on the way back, and transferred 666 yuan.
There were two public classes in one morning, and the front and back doors of the large classroom were blocked by groups of students going out, Qi Ran waited until almost everyone left before leaving the classroom.
After leaving the back door of the classroom, I saw Niu Ge leaning against the wall directly opposite the back door, staring at the back door with dim eyes.
Qi Ran was a little flustered by Niu Ge's stare, then looked to Niu Ge's left and right sides, and heaved a sigh of relief.
Niu Ge stared: "Not here! Scared you to death, right?"
Qi Ran cooperated with him and patted his chest: "The probability of you appearing in the medical school is too low, unless you are forced to help..."
He wasn't scaremongering, if Xue Mengzi asked Niuge to climb Everest, Niuge would have to go.
Before Qiran could finish speaking, Niuge raised his foot and kicked his calf.
Qi Ran skipped and hid all the way, the two of them didn't say a few serious words, just patronizing and exchanging tricks.
Out of the teaching building, the sun was just right, and it was warm all over. Qi Ran stretched his waist, shook his hips and shouted, "Hey~~ my old waist~~ my waist! ~~"
Niu Ge mercilessly kicked him on the buttocks, and Qi Ran strode directly from the first step to the flat ground.
Qi Ran rubbed his buttocks, raised his head to the sky and howled: "Murder my puffy round... Crack!"
Niuge didn't let him finish howling, and threw the black sealed bag up with a handsome face.
Now when he sees Qi Ran, he wants to beat his grandson up for Grandpa Qi Ran.
Bai grows such a big bird, there is a fart for it!
Qi Ran took down the small plastic bag on his forehead, it was black, he twisted it with his fingers, amused, and turned his head to see Niu Ge looking at the sky with a sky-falling expression.
"Brother Bi, it really doesn't look like you can do this." Qi Ran was still in the mood to tease Niu Ge.
"I want to throw it away! I want to give it back! I want to fuck you up!" Niuge squinted his eyes to face the midday sun, and said the last sentence viciously.
Qi Ran also squinted at the sun and smiled: "I didn't intend to do anything at first, but you were sent back again. If you don't do something, is it in vain to make such a big decision for you?"
Niu Ge suddenly turned his head to look at Qi Ran: "Really?! Really didn't think about it?!"
Qi Ran didn't look at him, just smiled at the sun, the sun was warm, and the smile on his face was like waves, it was almost like laughing like three waves and three waves.
Niu Ge reached out to snatch it: "Give it back to me! Take it back, I threw it away, give it to me!"
Qi Ran swung his hand, and Niu Ge grabbed the empty space. He walked forward with a smile, and flicked the black bag deliberately: "If you give it, you can't take it. If you ask for it, it's rude. It's about quality."
Niu Ge growled behind him: "I've known you for 20 years, how can I have the quality, I've already let you ruin everything, do you have a fucking truth?!"
Qi Ran suddenly turned his head and put his hand on Niuge's shoulder. This action made Niuge pause, and the growling expression was frozen on his face.
Qi Ran took Niu Ge by his shoulders, and the two brothers went to the cafeteria: "Brother, thank you!" He paused and said, "I don't know what to say, let me think about it, and I'll give you an explanation... ..."
After Niu Gemeng finished, he yelled again: "I don't fucking want tape. When I go to the supermarket, I buy it box by box!"
Qi Ran smiled reluctantly: "Then what do you think we should do? Why don't you beat me up, anyway, if you really want to beat me up, I can't fight back, right? Let's hit it until it feels good."
Niu Ge shook off Qi Ran's arm on his shoulder: "Go away, I want to be out of sight and out of mind right now. Do you think I'm stupid? Or blind? How long has it been? If there is no Si, no one, Are you going to hide it from me for the rest of your life?"
Qi Ran didn't know, some things seemed to be different suddenly.
It's like such a violent personality, such a fussy personality, suddenly it's different from before.
The cow seemed to have never thought about such a complicated matter, and it burned to death in anger.
The two of them squatted on the edge of the flower bed in front of the cafeteria. They didn't speak for a while. After lunch, people came out one after another. Those who knew each other said hello and found that the atmosphere of the two people was unusual. After saying hello, they left.
"Let me say it first, I'm not because of, because of that repulsion, disgust, I, I don't know..." Niuge plucked his short stubble a few times irritably, the cigarette in his mouth, the ash accumulated for a long time , falling with the movement of his lips.
Niu Ge, a straight man of ten thousand years, from yesterday to today, his three views have been severely damaged. He has been a good buddy for 20 years, but... unexpectedly... Damn!
Qi Ran patted Niu Ge on the back: "I know, you disliked me when you were looking for No.18 as your girlfriend, and you don't love me without this, understand."
Niu Ge gritted his teeth and scolded: "You know what! You hid it well, why the hell didn't you hide it until you died?!"
Qi Ran pouted: "Who knows."
In the past few days, he also asked himself why he couldn't hide for a lifetime.
He turned to look at Niu Ge and asked, "Brother Bi, am I a scumbag?"
Niu Ge is merciless and shows no mercy: "Scum!"
Qi Ran pointed at Niu Ge with a cigarette in his hand: "Damn scumbag!"
The two hurt each other, and Qi Ran asked the question that had been circling in his mind: "Is it because of Xue Mengzi?" There must be a reason for Niu Ge's anger, and his first reaction was Xue Mengzi.
Niu Ge was very surprised: "What's the matter with her? Ah~~ You think I'm wronged for her?"
Qi Ran saw that Niu Ge didn't say anything, and made up his own brain: 20 years ago, the iron buddy broke up with him because of Bai Yueguang. I love her deeply, and she loves you deeply. It's fine if you don't love her. It also hurt her fragile heart. In the end, you abandoned her ruthlessly and unreasonably, and chose a male whore.
With only Qi Ran's eyes, Niu Ge understood the big drama in his heart. Half of the cigarette fell to the ground hard, grabbed Qi and wanted to get up by the collar: "I can't talk anymore today, Let's go! Let's fight!"
Niu Ge's reaction made Qi Ran feel a lot more relaxed. He clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..." He greeted Niu Ge with good words, and finally calmed down the situation. The wrath of the cow.
Niu Ge took some shredded tobacco and put it in his mouth to chew: "I didn't think of complaining for her unless you said it, but then again, who is to blame? You are in high school..."
Qi Ran shook his head: "I don't know,... When I was in the second year of high school, I was so passionate that I thought that a friend's wife should not be bullied..."
Niu Ge was shocked, he had confessed his love to Xue Mengzi, but it was only to no avail, where did he get his "wife"?How can this be explained by the enthusiasm of the second year of middle school, this is really a brain-dead idiot.
"Later, the number of your girlfriends broke through double digits, and when you entered university, the one in front of the double digits was about to change from 1 to 2..."
Niu Ge quickly corrected: "No 2, 18EX!"
Qi Ran gave Niu Ge a thumbs up in admiration: "Yes, 18, this girl is dating you, but I didn't expect it to be your No. 18 girlfriend, I'm forcing you to take it off."
Niu Ge twitched his fingers to the flower bed marble: "Talk about your business, don't worry about the old driver's emotional life, you, a person like you who doesn't even have a fucking first love, are you brave enough to push the old driver?"
"An old driver with no broken virginity, you are also the No.1 in the world, you need to be more embarrassing, bro, is it the rule of your department to have a meal with a girl and call it falling in love?"
Niu Ge's 18 girlfriends died a bit unjustly. Many of them became girlfriends after eating a meal, and they became girlfriends after sending messages for two days. I can't explain why they didn't have a girlfriend in the end.
This is definitely a stain on the IQ level for Niuge.
Niuge couldn't continue talking to him, so he insisted on dragging him into a fight.
Qi Ran really doesn't want to fight with Niuge. Niuge fights with passion. When the passion fades away, it will be a spoonful of shrimp, and no matter how you fall, it will be a puddle.
"Don't talk about it, eat, pathology class in the afternoon, you can't be late." Qi Ran jumped off the flower bed and walked into the cafeteria. There were very few people eating in the cafeteria, and many windows were closed.
"Eat after explaining, and reply halfway."
Qi Ran walked to the small fried window, ordered a vegetarian meal and a meat dish, swiped his meal card, and said while waiting: "It's over, that's it."
Niu Ge suddenly didn't understand again: "What's the matter? I don't understand anything yet, you are finished! What's the matter?"
Qi Ran kept laughing while watching him, it was hard for Niuge, a straight man, to struggle with him for so long.
"Do you still like Xue Mengzi?"
Niu Ge: "...I don't know."
"But I know that I don't like her. I haven't had a vague, hazy one. Not only her, but many others..."
"Who is who? Who?! Can you talk nicely?"
Qi Ran sighed: "But I have recently, vague, hazy, want to tease, tease, look twice more, understand?"
Niu Ge glared at him with his dinner plate: "Have you ever asked someone if they want to be teased by you? You haven't enjoyed being beaten up, have you?" The sequelae of being tied to a tree often occur, and you have to walk around the tree when you walk.
Qi Ran raised his eyebrows: "I really don't have any more meaning,...it's a bit novel." He hesitated a little.
Recently, something is causing trouble in my body, sometimes it is furry, and the scratched place will itch, sometimes it is a sharp thorn, and the pierced place will feel numb, and occasionally the fever exceeds the normal body temperature of the human body... What exactly is it? , he still hasn't figured it out.
Niuge knocked on Qiran's bowl with his chopsticks: "Speak human."
Qi Ran held the bowl in one hand, and was in a daze with a piece of meat in the other. After thinking for a long time, he let out a thunderstorm: "Brother Bi, I may have held it in for too long... I'm hungry." chunks of meat.
Niu Ge was dropped by Lei's chopsticks, raised his hand to pinch the center of his eyebrows, and squeezed out each word from the gap between his teeth: "You fucking hold it back for me!"
Qi Ran nodded while eating: "I'll try my best, but it's hard to say."
Niu Ge hadn't eaten yet, he was full and worried to death.
In the dance club office, just after the meeting, head Song Jinxin was holding an enamel jar, acting like an old leader, Si Xiaonian sat on her left, and Xiao Jie sat on her right.
All three of them were holding their cups, burying their heads in rowing and pulling on their phones.
Si Xiaonian is looking at how many orders will be delivered. Today, on White Valentine's Day, he delivered seven orders at noon. The order for the evening has not been turned through two pages, and Si Xiaonian wants to cry.
He sent a message to Si Danian: Send me flowers, why did you also make a bouquet?free?
Si Danian: Which one?Which is yours?Which girl is desperate, she likes frigidity.
Si Xiaonian: On strike, close the door and hit me.
Si Danian: For dinner, Hong Kong Fuk Kee barbecued pork rice, plus Sham Tseng roast goose, love it or not.
Si Xiaonian's Adam's apple rolled, he raised his head and asked Song Jinxin, "Team leader?"
Song Jinxin was browsing the school forums, reading and muttering: "Very good, very good, the baby who bullies me, I choked him to death with a mouthful of tainted milk."
Xiao Jie was also teasing people on the forum, when he heard this, he looked up at Song Jinxin: "Who is the head of the group, you say I will."
Si Xiaonian started to pack his bags: "Head, today is Valentine's Day, I have to go back to the store to deliver flowers."
Song Jinxin waved his hand to let him go: "I was watching the video of you fighting with the basketball players from the school a few days ago. These two people really have face. They fought one, and this bastard, Niu Ge, was tied to a tree. Wait, wait. When my sister calms down, I will clean him up for you."
Si Xiaonian paused, thinking of the wire ring and Qi Ran, his heart sank suddenly: "No, we did have a misunderstanding, and they lost money afterwards."
Xiao Jie looked up at Si Xiaonian: "There are a few boxes of chocolates and a lot of bouquets in the dance classroom for you."
Si Xiaonian: "Then I'll come pick it up after delivering the courier. I have the key."
Xiao Jie watched Si Xiaonian go out with a sad face: "Master, you should get off the order quickly, the girls will only see me after you take off the order."
Si Xiaonian didn't hear Xiaojie's request, he had already left, but Song Jinxin heard it clearly, and poked Xiaojie's arm to amuse him.
"You think all the girls are blind. Those who can fall in love with the leader, even if they can't get the leader, they won't settle for you."
Xiao Jie slammed the enamel jar angrily: "I quit! I want to get out of the order, and I want to sleep in a bar!"
Song Jinxin slapped the table: "The leader hasn't left the order yet, let me see who dares!"
Chengshan University's largest club, from the head to the deputy group, are all single dogs. The longest single time spans three years, and the shortest spans two years.
Chengshan University's school basketball is even worse. The two teams, except for the substitutes, are all singles. Whenever festivals are associated with lovers, they can hear the basketballs falling as loud as mortars in the basketball hall.
When Si Xiaonian entered the flower shop, he grilled the rice first, and put half a roast goose in his stomach, which was as beautiful as a lover by his side.
Si Danian had already fixed the flowers in the front basket when he was eating.
In order to save time, a dozen of Shanshan University's intramural orders are ordered together, and the first batch will be delivered.The order notes show that most of the bouquets and gift boxes are for boyfriends.
For Si Xiaonian, March 3 does have a special meaning that is different from all festivals of the year.As a person who has never even celebrated 14 Valentine's Day, he must not know what 214 White Valentine's Day means.
I just feel that girls are too willing to spend money on their boyfriends now. A bouquet of flowers, especially flowers for Valentine’s Day, doubles the price, and a slightly more delicate flower gift box costs four to five hundred.
There were four gift boxes of flowers hanging on the handlebars of the bike, and there were bouquets tied in the basket. Si Xiaonian rode the bike through the four male dormitory areas of Chengshan University, and everywhere he went, the fragrance was overflowing.
He deliberately lowered the brim of his hat and wore a black mask, but someone still recognized Si Xiaonian.
The handsome and popular flower delivery brother, since Ximen came in, he was "clicked" by his phone all the way to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory.
From the first male dormitory to the fourth male dormitory, Si Xiaonian called one by one to tell him to go downstairs to pick up the courier, and the people came very quickly.
Some boys were pleasantly surprised when they saw the flowers, some were stunned when they saw the flowers, and one even threw the flowers into the trash can. Si Xiaonian almost couldn't hold back and threw the person who threw the flowers into the trash can too.
Isn't it Valentine's Day?
The last order was in the fourth quarter of the male dormitory nearest to Ximen, where Si Xiaonian also lives.
The elevator was going down, and he stood straight in the middle of the elevator car, watching the numbers change to 6,5,4, 2, [-]... He reached out and pressed the button for the [-]nd floor.
After 11:30 in the morning, the three dance classrooms on the second floor were all empty, so Qi Ran went down the safe passage again.
The bus had just stopped at Ximen when the phone rang.
Niu Ge shouted anxiously: "Hurry up! In the third building of the girls' dormitory, the children in the first team said that they saw Si Xiaonian riding a bicycle and holding flowers, and rushed to the third building from the west gate."
Qi Ran licked his lips. This person is really busy. He just finished class and couldn't wait to send flowers to his girlfriend?
He touched the wire ring in his trouser pocket.
Last night, when he changed the pillowcase, the wire ring fell out of the pillowcase. At that time, he was still thinking about meeting Si Xiaonian... Now, he doesn't want to return it.
Sure enough, if the doctor does not heal himself, the medicine will not work.
Si Xiaonian had never been to the teacher's building, and the navigation was turned on on his mobile phone. He looked at the road while looking at the mobile phone. The navigation led him to a dead end, and when he turned back, it led him to the same fucking dead end.
The car was parked on the side of the road, Si Xiaonian wanted to call the teacher who received the courier, and was dialing the number when the bouquet in the front basket was suddenly taken away.
Si Xiaonian frowned and turned to look at the person.
Niu Ge?
He asked in a bad tone, "Your?"
Niu Ge laughed so ruffant that he wanted to be slapped in the face: "My girlfriend, you, you come here very often!"
Si Xiaonian frowned even tighter, and glanced at the mobile phone in his hand again: "Your girlfriend?" Is the teacher-student relationship so open?
At this moment, Niu Ge turned his head to look behind Si Xiaonian, and said, "Here we come, catch him straight!"
Si Xiaonian vaguely guessed who was behind him, and without turning his head, he sat in the car and raised his head slightly to ask Niu Ge: "Are you sure it's yours?" It's a bit fantasy, a senior female professor and a sophomore student?
Seeing Si Xiaonian's expression of "Is this person sick?", Niu Ge jumped towards Tianling Gai. He raised his hand and threw the flower to the ground, and the carnation and lily petals were immediately scattered half a meter away.
Niuge didn't want to do anything, so he just bluffed and threatened: "I'm warning you, Si Xiaonian! When you send flowers again, believe it or not, the dog's paw will be chopped off for you!"
Si Xiaonian stared at the petals all over the ground, his teeth scraped across his lower lip, leaving two deep and two shallow streaks, which quickly disappeared, leaving only the flesh of his lips that turned red quickly.
He could figure it out with very little IQ. Either it was a misunderstanding, or it had something to do with the person standing behind him.
The expression changed quickly, and Si Xiaonian looked up at Niuge: "The bouquet is 198, and the express delivery is 8 yuan per round. I am very unhappy now. I will give you a discount of 666, or you like 1414. Excuse me—cash It’s WeChat or Alipay.”
Niuge had a shocked expression of "What did you say? Say it again?"
Qi Ran stood behind the bicycle and sneered, what about this kid?
He put his foot on the rear wheel, and the car slid forward for a short distance, and Si Xiaonian's two long legs followed suit and took two steps forward.
Si Xiaonian put away his mobile phone, the rope tied with flowers in the front basket floated to his lap with the wind, he pulled out the wide cloth rope, turned his head to look back, and met Qi Ran's eyes looking at the back of his head.
LOL!Anyway, he thought that smile was very silly.
After Niu Ge dropped his feet all at once, he raised his foot and kicked the bicycle frame. He used all his strength and flew out with his kick. Si Xiaonian leaned over to grab his swinging arm almost at the same time. , jumped up from the bicycle with one foot.
The blue-and-white shared bicycle flew sideways to the middle of the road, "clang! jingle jingle..." It seemed to be broken, and the sound was fragmented.
When Qi Ran saw Si Xiaonian grabbing Niuge's arm, it was too late to respond.
Is this leader a snake?
Niuge's physical reaction was to quickly back up, but his arm was grabbed by Si Xiaonian, and at some point, the rope that tied the bouquet got wrapped around his wrist.
Niu Ge: "Me! Day! You..." Before he could finish cursing, Si Xiaonian let go of him suddenly, and then his other arm was grabbed again.
Back and forth, but three seconds!
Qiran stretched out his hand to grab Niuge, Si Xiaonian caught a glimpse of Qiran approaching from the corner of his eye, turned around and blocked Qiran with his back, he expected that Qiran would save Niuge first, and then kick him at most, or even worse, hit him with an elbow back.
"Boom!" Si Xiaonian's knee was kicked in unison, it's good, this man didn't use his strength.
The moment Si Xiaonian knelt on the ground on one knee, Si Xiaonian had already completed the task of tying the cow, and then got up and dragged Niu Ge, who was completely stupid and confused, to the nearest tree.
Niuge, a 1.9-meter tall man, was dragged like a dead dog.
Brother Bi's face was shattered.
The small tree was very thin, as thick as the arms of four adults, and the cloth rope in Si Xiaonian's hand went around the tree for a circle, and finally tied a knot in the rope, so Niuge was tied to the tree!
Niu Ge was completely irritable: "Fuck! Your mother! Let me go! Si Xiaonian, you're done paralyzing you. Hurry up and fuck me!"
Si Xiaonian looked at him and smiled: "Haven't you seen it? Cows are tied to trees like this. You dare to spray manure all over your mouth. Next time I see you, I'll put a nose ring on you."
After the shock, Qi Ran couldn't laugh or cry for a moment.
Si Xiaonian's speed is astonishing, this set of movements of tying the cow and tying the cow is done neatly and perfectly, if the person tied up is not Niu Ge, he would give Si Xiaonian a big applause and a thumbs up.
Great bro!
handsome!
Si Xiaonian turned his head to face Qi Ran's dumbfounded face amidst Niu Ge's roar of "Wooooowah...", his face turned cold immediately: "Did you find it?"
Qi Ran: "..."
Si Xiaonian glanced back at him, his heart trembled uncontrollably.
What if I don't want to give it?
The author has something to say: Brother Niao's two paws slapped afterimages: "Look at my boyfriend, he's so handsome!!!"
Hierarch ←←: "Strip off the feathers of this bird and roast it."
☆、Mystery blue paper
Qi Ran waved his hands regretfully.
"did not find."
The distance between the two was more than one meter, Si Xiaonian stared into Qi Ran's eyes, trying to distinguish the truth of this sentence.
If it were normal, he would deal with it coldly.
But not today, maybe all of March.
He was still irritable, and couldn't help being furious. He threw a left uppercut, brushed Qi Ran's upturned side face, and then went up, and the knuckle of his middle finger hit the bridge of Qi Ran's nose.
Qi Ran thought he would have a nosebleed first, after all the pain in the bridge of the nose was real and the sockets of his eyes were sore, now let him act like a rogue and roll and cry on the spot, crying in seconds.
But no, the cheekbones are broken, and the handsome and firm|straight nose bridge is intact.
He is a professional MMA player, but he was beaten by a dance teacher who was jumping up and down! ! !
Stimulate!Qi Ran was inexplicably excited.
Si Xiaonian's punch made Niu Ge behind him as quiet as a chicken.
Niu Ge: "!!!" Why is Qi Ran so aggressive? !Lianxiangxiyu? !
Qi Ran bowed his waist and laughed twice, "Hehe", the smile was creepy: "Are you planning to hit me once when you see me in the future, if it's so troublesome, why don't you hit me once today?"
Si Xiaonian originally wanted to write off this punch.
His heart felt uncomfortable, the laughter in his ears, and the whispering around the three of them made him extremely irritable and depressed.
Just when he was in a daze, Qi Ran bowed his waist and jumped to his side, grabbed his wrist and twisted it to his back, followed by Qi Ran's knee pressing against the hollow of his knee, and did this move again.
Si Xiaonian knelt down on the same knee twice today, and he lost his temper.
Niuge didn't stop being tied to a tree. Seeing Si Xiaonian kneeling towards him, he yelled happily, "Fuck! Kneel for Grandpa..."
Before Niu Ge was happy, Qi Ran suddenly let out a painful snort, bit his teeth and swallowed the pain, and looked down to see his ring finger being pressed against the back of his hand by Si Xiaonian in a strange posture.
This man is really a snake, he can't hold Si Xiaonian's wrist, nor can he hold Si Xiaonian's fingers, so he can't slip.
Qi Ran let go of his hand, Si Xiaonian also let go, stood up and turned around, suddenly stretched out his foot to kick Qi Ran's knee, Qi Ran reacted quickly enough to kick him.
"boom!"
The two feet kicked together with the rage and hostility of the two people, and both of them took a few steps back in shock, and the bones of the feet and calves were numb for a while.
There were not many people on the university campus on Saturday, but there were still many spectators around.
After all, the three people onlookers were also people who had been on the homepage of the forum.
One is tied to a tree.
The kicked one knelt twice.
One was slapped in the face and had his fingers broken.
The image or something, it is estimated that it has been broken into slag.
The two of them backed up and stood firm, and then went to untie Niuge's rope. Si Xiaonian took out the flower delivery slip from his pocket, walked over, and swung it in front of Niuge.
"Do you know numbers? Do you know Chinese characters? Do you have dyslexia?" The three questions are very poisonous.
Niu Ge, at any rate, the captain of the school blue team, has seen how scary it is to play tricks today, his face turned green, and he withdrew his head back before reading the information on the list.
*** FLOWER EXPRESS ORDER ***
order number:*******
No. 127 University Town West Road
Flower.coffee shop
Order time: March 3 at 11:09
Online payment: 198 yuan
Courier: merchant delivery
Remarks:
Hello boss, wrap a bouquet of flowers for your mentor, the boss will make the bag more beautiful, thank you!
The birthday card should be dark, preferably brown, not sequins, keep it low-key...
Niu Ge was shocked and embarrassed: "..." It can be said to be very embarrassing!This people's teacher—it's really not his girlfriend.
Qi Ran was shocked and thought deeply: "..." So this kid opened a flower shop?
Si Xiaonian took out a Flower.coffee business card from his pocket and stuffed it between Niu Ge's still-bound hands: "Flowers are 198 yuan, express fee is 8 yuan..."
Niu Ge's IQ was still there, and he immediately retorted: "There is no courier fee on this list!"
Qi Ran nodded, do they look so dark?
Si Xiaonian smiled and pointed at the tip of his nose: "I see clearly, the courier brother is here!"
Originally, it was a big oolong caused by him, but he was not good enough to make trouble, so he turned his head and cursed at the air, "Fuck!"
Qi Ran saw Si Xiaonian staring at him with a vicious expression of "If you dare to refute, I will punish you two now", so he nodded timidly, then nodded again, and said, "Okay!"
You are handsome, you are amazing!Do whatever you say.
Before Si Xiaonian finished, he stretched out his arm and pointed at the shared bicycle in the middle of the dead body path: "The deposit is 400, and you will be responsible for the damage to the car. If you have any opinions, hold back."
Niu Ge has a big opinion, and it hurts him to spend his money, but he kicked the car with 400% of his strength. Looking at the two oval wheels and the basket that is separated from the car body, you can know that the [-] deposit is for fetching water. drifted.
Qi Ran suppressed a smile, and shrugged his shoulders.
Si Xiaonian suddenly looked at Qi Ran: "You found the wire ring, right?"
Qi Ran frowned, how could he see that he found it?
With one hand in his pocket, his fingertips touched the metal, and there was a tinge of coolness. He didn't speak, but Si Xiaonian just stared at him.
Niuge finally broke free from the rope, and threw his arms between the two who were about to start working: "What iron, what ring, what thing?"
Qi Ran pressed down on Niuge's arm, and smiled slyly: "Smart!"
Si Xiaonian didn't hold out hope that Qi Ran would really go back to look for it, he just wanted to say "I didn't find it" or other negative words when he asked this question.
From the end of the race on the [-]th to today, six days have passed.
Contradictoryly, he hopes that the wire ring is lost, but also hopes that the wire ring can be found again.
As Si Danian said, with the wire ring on, he would always think about...
Looking back year after year is like moving forward with a heavy load.
Gradually he got used to adding the weight to his body, but when he suddenly took off the weight, his body became lighter, and he was a little at a loss and panicked.
As contradictory as he is, if it is really lost, the only thing left in that spring will be gone.
"Speak!" Niu Ge gave Qi Ran a push.
Qi Ran staggered for a while, and after standing firmly, he looked up at Si Xiaonian.
Si Xiaonian had already turned around and ran towards the bicycle in the middle of the path, picked up the broken bicycle and locked it on the frame on the side of the road, and swept another shared bicycle.
The car turned around and rode towards Ximen, passing by him and Niuge left a sentence: "Scan the QR code on the business card to transfer money."
Niu Ge glanced at the business card in his hand again.
Qi Ran felt that Si Xiaonian hurriedly turned around and left when he was about to speak.
Like running away.
What are you doing?
Aren't you in a hurry to get something back?
What are you running?To, or not to?
Niu Ge saw a ring-like, but not ring-like metal hooked on the tip of Qi Ran's index finger, he was afraid to speak, and had some vague guesses in his heart.
"Is this his? Si Xiaonian's?"
Qi Ran looked away from Ximen, and his downcast eyes fell on the wire ring. If he didn't reply to Niuge, there was no need to reply.
Is he crazy?So happy to take other people's things?
At noon in March in Yangchun, Niuge felt that a basin of ice slag had been poured on his head, and his whole body was cool.
"You are sick!" Niu Ge was afraid that what he had guessed would happen, but in the end...
Now, what are you afraid of?
"Qi Ran, are you fucking sick? You... You... Fuck! Suck!" Niu Ge circled around Qi Ran, swearing, and had long forgotten his original intention of coming to Du Si Xiaonian today.
Qi Ran didn't realize it, and stood as a tree with a solid foundation. At this time, the thoughts in his mind were like crazily growing branches and leaves. In just a short moment, the branches and leaves were luxuriant, and the spring breeze blew gently, and the treetops followed the wind and waves.
"...Give it to me!" Niuge scolded until his mouth was dry, and he reached out to grab the wire ring on Qi Ran's fingertips.
Qi Ran's heart skipped a few beats and then calmed down. It was a second too late to clenched his hands tightly, and the icy aftertaste of his fingertips was empty.
Niu Ge raised his hand and threw it, turning his head and looking in the direction of his movements. Niu Ge threw it in the green grass in front of the girls' dormitory building.
"Throw it away! Look for it!" Niu Ge pushed Qi Ran towards the grass.
Qi Ran's breathing was stagnant, the bridge of his nose wrinkled into several folds, his drooping eyelids didn't look at Niuge, he turned around and walked along the path to the campus, his voice was cold and deep as if he was warning Niuge: "Don't provoke me."
"You can do it! Qi Ran! Qi Da Niao! Brother Niao! When did it happen? Can you stop leaving and say you can die?" Niu Gefei wanted to irritate Qi Ran, "I don't mean to tease others Is it? Is it over?"
Qi Ran was also very irritable, and he didn't want to tell Niu Ge about it under the current situation where he himself was very messed up.
He tried to divert Niuge's attention, so he said: "I signed the last game with the club, and I will play in mid-May."
Niu Ge's attention was diverted in an instant, and he was still so irritable. Except for scolding Qi Ran, "you are sick", "crazy", and "stupid", he didn't add any new vocabulary to intersperse. He chased and scolded half of the campus.
Back to the dormitory finally clean.
How long does it take to form a habit? The Internet says it takes three weeks, while others say it only takes three days.
Qi Ran felt that it would not take as long as a few days.
In the past 10 minutes after returning to the dormitory, Qi Ran unconsciously touched his trouser pocket several times, always forgetting that the wire ring was no longer with him.
Niuge won't really throw it away, but he won't take the initiative to ask for it back either.
According to Niu Ge's personality, he would return it to Si Xiaonian and make up a reason that had nothing to do with him.
With such a good buddy, why should he worry about being single.
Just saw the calendar, today is March 3, and there will be White Day in three days.
Having been single year after year, Qi Ran believes that this year's single is all to blame.
Niuge is not to blame, and he doesn't know who to blame.
He picked up the phone at Ximen, and heard Niu Ge say that when Si Xiaonian went to the girls' dormitory to deliver flowers again...he suddenly didn't want to return Si Xiaonian's wire ring.
It turns out that they are different, so what is the reason for his persistent refusal?
Why else, Qi Ran, you are so dirty!
An inexplicable emotion permeated Qi Ran's body...it was loss.
However, since Si Xiaonian was not sending flowers to girls, but acting as a courier brother to send flowers to teachers, he... was not very happy.
Sitting at the desk, resting his chin and thinking about life, he confused himself into a blue paper like a mystery.
In short, Qi single dog who has been single for 20 years is not happy today.
Thinking about the futility of life, I decided to fight back against Niuge.
So, Qi Ran bought four bottles of 52° Erguotou and took them to Niuge's dormitory. The takeaway was almost delivered with him.
Two hours later, Niu Ge succeeded in crying, grabbing someone and hugging him, remembering the past without letting go, snot and tears, whoever was caught would cry and speak, and anyone who dared not listen would sit on his butt and die immediately.
Sitting on Niuge's upper bunk, Qi Ran swayed his two long legs, watching Niuge abuse his three roommates one by one, finally he felt relieved.
He took away the sweet and sour pork and a can of Coke while he was in a mess, and went back to the dormitory to continue drinking.
Let you stop me from leaving the single!
Qi Shangou, who was whistling and humming, howled mentally.
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☆, Valentine's Day
The consequences of drunkenness are very serious. He woke up like a cripple for a long time and didn't get up on the bed. There was a breakfast hanging by the bed. You could tell by the color that it was bought for him by Qi Ran. The burritos were either shredded carrots or lettuce. You can find a few shreds of meat in the potato shreds by staring out tears.
This is how Veterinarian Qi preserves his health.
At ten o'clock in the morning, Niu Ge went to Ximen Flower.Before entering the door, through the glass door, I saw a woman who looked five times like Si Xiaonian, or a girl, young and beautiful, very foreign style.
The tall and slender figure wrapped in the pastoral floral apron is very similar to Si Xiaonian in appearance and temperament.
Niuge pushed the door open and walked in. The beautiful boss looked up and gave him a smile.
After ordering a cup of coffee, Niuge sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows separated by flower and herb stands, and looked at the woman who carefully wrapped the bouquet and took care of the potted plants.
In the morning, sunlight penetrates the floor-to-ceiling windows and sprinkles on the flowers and plants in the house, and the light spots reflected by the shiny leaves are reflected on the wall, ceiling, and ground, and the house is full of leisure and comfort.
Everything that can't be figured out is still not figured out.
Niuge doesn't like coffee. He prefers Coke to coffee, and a cup of coffee is tasteless.
He suddenly understood——Compared with Xue Mengzi, who had been chasing Qi Ran for several years, Qi Ran preferred...
So, it's not that someone appeared now, Qi Ran's thoughts changed.
Perhaps from the beginning to the end, what Qi Ran likes and what he likes are all of that kind.
But you didn't intend to tell him?
I didn't intend to tell many girls like Xue Mengzi.
Scumbag!
How did Niuge come and how did he go back? He took the black sealed bag containing the wire ring back, scanned the QR code on the business card on the way back, and transferred 666 yuan.
There were two public classes in one morning, and the front and back doors of the large classroom were blocked by groups of students going out, Qi Ran waited until almost everyone left before leaving the classroom.
After leaving the back door of the classroom, I saw Niu Ge leaning against the wall directly opposite the back door, staring at the back door with dim eyes.
Qi Ran was a little flustered by Niu Ge's stare, then looked to Niu Ge's left and right sides, and heaved a sigh of relief.
Niu Ge stared: "Not here! Scared you to death, right?"
Qi Ran cooperated with him and patted his chest: "The probability of you appearing in the medical school is too low, unless you are forced to help..."
He wasn't scaremongering, if Xue Mengzi asked Niuge to climb Everest, Niuge would have to go.
Before Qiran could finish speaking, Niuge raised his foot and kicked his calf.
Qi Ran skipped and hid all the way, the two of them didn't say a few serious words, just patronizing and exchanging tricks.
Out of the teaching building, the sun was just right, and it was warm all over. Qi Ran stretched his waist, shook his hips and shouted, "Hey~~ my old waist~~ my waist! ~~"
Niu Ge mercilessly kicked him on the buttocks, and Qi Ran strode directly from the first step to the flat ground.
Qi Ran rubbed his buttocks, raised his head to the sky and howled: "Murder my puffy round... Crack!"
Niuge didn't let him finish howling, and threw the black sealed bag up with a handsome face.
Now when he sees Qi Ran, he wants to beat his grandson up for Grandpa Qi Ran.
Bai grows such a big bird, there is a fart for it!
Qi Ran took down the small plastic bag on his forehead, it was black, he twisted it with his fingers, amused, and turned his head to see Niu Ge looking at the sky with a sky-falling expression.
"Brother Bi, it really doesn't look like you can do this." Qi Ran was still in the mood to tease Niu Ge.
"I want to throw it away! I want to give it back! I want to fuck you up!" Niuge squinted his eyes to face the midday sun, and said the last sentence viciously.
Qi Ran also squinted at the sun and smiled: "I didn't intend to do anything at first, but you were sent back again. If you don't do something, is it in vain to make such a big decision for you?"
Niu Ge suddenly turned his head to look at Qi Ran: "Really?! Really didn't think about it?!"
Qi Ran didn't look at him, just smiled at the sun, the sun was warm, and the smile on his face was like waves, it was almost like laughing like three waves and three waves.
Niu Ge reached out to snatch it: "Give it back to me! Take it back, I threw it away, give it to me!"
Qi Ran swung his hand, and Niu Ge grabbed the empty space. He walked forward with a smile, and flicked the black bag deliberately: "If you give it, you can't take it. If you ask for it, it's rude. It's about quality."
Niu Ge growled behind him: "I've known you for 20 years, how can I have the quality, I've already let you ruin everything, do you have a fucking truth?!"
Qi Ran suddenly turned his head and put his hand on Niuge's shoulder. This action made Niuge pause, and the growling expression was frozen on his face.
Qi Ran took Niu Ge by his shoulders, and the two brothers went to the cafeteria: "Brother, thank you!" He paused and said, "I don't know what to say, let me think about it, and I'll give you an explanation... ..."
After Niu Gemeng finished, he yelled again: "I don't fucking want tape. When I go to the supermarket, I buy it box by box!"
Qi Ran smiled reluctantly: "Then what do you think we should do? Why don't you beat me up, anyway, if you really want to beat me up, I can't fight back, right? Let's hit it until it feels good."
Niu Ge shook off Qi Ran's arm on his shoulder: "Go away, I want to be out of sight and out of mind right now. Do you think I'm stupid? Or blind? How long has it been? If there is no Si, no one, Are you going to hide it from me for the rest of your life?"
Qi Ran didn't know, some things seemed to be different suddenly.
It's like such a violent personality, such a fussy personality, suddenly it's different from before.
The cow seemed to have never thought about such a complicated matter, and it burned to death in anger.
The two of them squatted on the edge of the flower bed in front of the cafeteria. They didn't speak for a while. After lunch, people came out one after another. Those who knew each other said hello and found that the atmosphere of the two people was unusual. After saying hello, they left.
"Let me say it first, I'm not because of, because of that repulsion, disgust, I, I don't know..." Niuge plucked his short stubble a few times irritably, the cigarette in his mouth, the ash accumulated for a long time , falling with the movement of his lips.
Niu Ge, a straight man of ten thousand years, from yesterday to today, his three views have been severely damaged. He has been a good buddy for 20 years, but... unexpectedly... Damn!
Qi Ran patted Niu Ge on the back: "I know, you disliked me when you were looking for No.18 as your girlfriend, and you don't love me without this, understand."
Niu Ge gritted his teeth and scolded: "You know what! You hid it well, why the hell didn't you hide it until you died?!"
Qi Ran pouted: "Who knows."
In the past few days, he also asked himself why he couldn't hide for a lifetime.
He turned to look at Niu Ge and asked, "Brother Bi, am I a scumbag?"
Niu Ge is merciless and shows no mercy: "Scum!"
Qi Ran pointed at Niu Ge with a cigarette in his hand: "Damn scumbag!"
The two hurt each other, and Qi Ran asked the question that had been circling in his mind: "Is it because of Xue Mengzi?" There must be a reason for Niu Ge's anger, and his first reaction was Xue Mengzi.
Niu Ge was very surprised: "What's the matter with her? Ah~~ You think I'm wronged for her?"
Qi Ran saw that Niu Ge didn't say anything, and made up his own brain: 20 years ago, the iron buddy broke up with him because of Bai Yueguang. I love her deeply, and she loves you deeply. It's fine if you don't love her. It also hurt her fragile heart. In the end, you abandoned her ruthlessly and unreasonably, and chose a male whore.
With only Qi Ran's eyes, Niu Ge understood the big drama in his heart. Half of the cigarette fell to the ground hard, grabbed Qi and wanted to get up by the collar: "I can't talk anymore today, Let's go! Let's fight!"
Niu Ge's reaction made Qi Ran feel a lot more relaxed. He clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: "Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..." He greeted Niu Ge with good words, and finally calmed down the situation. The wrath of the cow.
Niu Ge took some shredded tobacco and put it in his mouth to chew: "I didn't think of complaining for her unless you said it, but then again, who is to blame? You are in high school..."
Qi Ran shook his head: "I don't know,... When I was in the second year of high school, I was so passionate that I thought that a friend's wife should not be bullied..."
Niu Ge was shocked, he had confessed his love to Xue Mengzi, but it was only to no avail, where did he get his "wife"?How can this be explained by the enthusiasm of the second year of middle school, this is really a brain-dead idiot.
"Later, the number of your girlfriends broke through double digits, and when you entered university, the one in front of the double digits was about to change from 1 to 2..."
Niu Ge quickly corrected: "No 2, 18EX!"
Qi Ran gave Niu Ge a thumbs up in admiration: "Yes, 18, this girl is dating you, but I didn't expect it to be your No. 18 girlfriend, I'm forcing you to take it off."
Niu Ge twitched his fingers to the flower bed marble: "Talk about your business, don't worry about the old driver's emotional life, you, a person like you who doesn't even have a fucking first love, are you brave enough to push the old driver?"
"An old driver with no broken virginity, you are also the No.1 in the world, you need to be more embarrassing, bro, is it the rule of your department to have a meal with a girl and call it falling in love?"
Niu Ge's 18 girlfriends died a bit unjustly. Many of them became girlfriends after eating a meal, and they became girlfriends after sending messages for two days. I can't explain why they didn't have a girlfriend in the end.
This is definitely a stain on the IQ level for Niuge.
Niuge couldn't continue talking to him, so he insisted on dragging him into a fight.
Qi Ran really doesn't want to fight with Niuge. Niuge fights with passion. When the passion fades away, it will be a spoonful of shrimp, and no matter how you fall, it will be a puddle.
"Don't talk about it, eat, pathology class in the afternoon, you can't be late." Qi Ran jumped off the flower bed and walked into the cafeteria. There were very few people eating in the cafeteria, and many windows were closed.
"Eat after explaining, and reply halfway."
Qi Ran walked to the small fried window, ordered a vegetarian meal and a meat dish, swiped his meal card, and said while waiting: "It's over, that's it."
Niu Ge suddenly didn't understand again: "What's the matter? I don't understand anything yet, you are finished! What's the matter?"
Qi Ran kept laughing while watching him, it was hard for Niuge, a straight man, to struggle with him for so long.
"Do you still like Xue Mengzi?"
Niu Ge: "...I don't know."
"But I know that I don't like her. I haven't had a vague, hazy one. Not only her, but many others..."
"Who is who? Who?! Can you talk nicely?"
Qi Ran sighed: "But I have recently, vague, hazy, want to tease, tease, look twice more, understand?"
Niu Ge glared at him with his dinner plate: "Have you ever asked someone if they want to be teased by you? You haven't enjoyed being beaten up, have you?" The sequelae of being tied to a tree often occur, and you have to walk around the tree when you walk.
Qi Ran raised his eyebrows: "I really don't have any more meaning,...it's a bit novel." He hesitated a little.
Recently, something is causing trouble in my body, sometimes it is furry, and the scratched place will itch, sometimes it is a sharp thorn, and the pierced place will feel numb, and occasionally the fever exceeds the normal body temperature of the human body... What exactly is it? , he still hasn't figured it out.
Niuge knocked on Qiran's bowl with his chopsticks: "Speak human."
Qi Ran held the bowl in one hand, and was in a daze with a piece of meat in the other. After thinking for a long time, he let out a thunderstorm: "Brother Bi, I may have held it in for too long... I'm hungry." chunks of meat.
Niu Ge was dropped by Lei's chopsticks, raised his hand to pinch the center of his eyebrows, and squeezed out each word from the gap between his teeth: "You fucking hold it back for me!"
Qi Ran nodded while eating: "I'll try my best, but it's hard to say."
Niu Ge hadn't eaten yet, he was full and worried to death.
In the dance club office, just after the meeting, head Song Jinxin was holding an enamel jar, acting like an old leader, Si Xiaonian sat on her left, and Xiao Jie sat on her right.
All three of them were holding their cups, burying their heads in rowing and pulling on their phones.
Si Xiaonian is looking at how many orders will be delivered. Today, on White Valentine's Day, he delivered seven orders at noon. The order for the evening has not been turned through two pages, and Si Xiaonian wants to cry.
He sent a message to Si Danian: Send me flowers, why did you also make a bouquet?free?
Si Danian: Which one?Which is yours?Which girl is desperate, she likes frigidity.
Si Xiaonian: On strike, close the door and hit me.
Si Danian: For dinner, Hong Kong Fuk Kee barbecued pork rice, plus Sham Tseng roast goose, love it or not.
Si Xiaonian's Adam's apple rolled, he raised his head and asked Song Jinxin, "Team leader?"
Song Jinxin was browsing the school forums, reading and muttering: "Very good, very good, the baby who bullies me, I choked him to death with a mouthful of tainted milk."
Xiao Jie was also teasing people on the forum, when he heard this, he looked up at Song Jinxin: "Who is the head of the group, you say I will."
Si Xiaonian started to pack his bags: "Head, today is Valentine's Day, I have to go back to the store to deliver flowers."
Song Jinxin waved his hand to let him go: "I was watching the video of you fighting with the basketball players from the school a few days ago. These two people really have face. They fought one, and this bastard, Niu Ge, was tied to a tree. Wait, wait. When my sister calms down, I will clean him up for you."
Si Xiaonian paused, thinking of the wire ring and Qi Ran, his heart sank suddenly: "No, we did have a misunderstanding, and they lost money afterwards."
Xiao Jie looked up at Si Xiaonian: "There are a few boxes of chocolates and a lot of bouquets in the dance classroom for you."
Si Xiaonian: "Then I'll come pick it up after delivering the courier. I have the key."
Xiao Jie watched Si Xiaonian go out with a sad face: "Master, you should get off the order quickly, the girls will only see me after you take off the order."
Si Xiaonian didn't hear Xiaojie's request, he had already left, but Song Jinxin heard it clearly, and poked Xiaojie's arm to amuse him.
"You think all the girls are blind. Those who can fall in love with the leader, even if they can't get the leader, they won't settle for you."
Xiao Jie slammed the enamel jar angrily: "I quit! I want to get out of the order, and I want to sleep in a bar!"
Song Jinxin slapped the table: "The leader hasn't left the order yet, let me see who dares!"
Chengshan University's largest club, from the head to the deputy group, are all single dogs. The longest single time spans three years, and the shortest spans two years.
Chengshan University's school basketball is even worse. The two teams, except for the substitutes, are all singles. Whenever festivals are associated with lovers, they can hear the basketballs falling as loud as mortars in the basketball hall.
When Si Xiaonian entered the flower shop, he grilled the rice first, and put half a roast goose in his stomach, which was as beautiful as a lover by his side.
Si Danian had already fixed the flowers in the front basket when he was eating.
In order to save time, a dozen of Shanshan University's intramural orders are ordered together, and the first batch will be delivered.The order notes show that most of the bouquets and gift boxes are for boyfriends.
For Si Xiaonian, March 3 does have a special meaning that is different from all festivals of the year.As a person who has never even celebrated 14 Valentine's Day, he must not know what 214 White Valentine's Day means.
I just feel that girls are too willing to spend money on their boyfriends now. A bouquet of flowers, especially flowers for Valentine’s Day, doubles the price, and a slightly more delicate flower gift box costs four to five hundred.
There were four gift boxes of flowers hanging on the handlebars of the bike, and there were bouquets tied in the basket. Si Xiaonian rode the bike through the four male dormitory areas of Chengshan University, and everywhere he went, the fragrance was overflowing.
He deliberately lowered the brim of his hat and wore a black mask, but someone still recognized Si Xiaonian.
The handsome and popular flower delivery brother, since Ximen came in, he was "clicked" by his phone all the way to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory.
From the first male dormitory to the fourth male dormitory, Si Xiaonian called one by one to tell him to go downstairs to pick up the courier, and the people came very quickly.
Some boys were pleasantly surprised when they saw the flowers, some were stunned when they saw the flowers, and one even threw the flowers into the trash can. Si Xiaonian almost couldn't hold back and threw the person who threw the flowers into the trash can too.
Isn't it Valentine's Day?
The last order was in the fourth quarter of the male dormitory nearest to Ximen, where Si Xiaonian also lives.
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