"Our cheerleading team has a unique style of painting" Author: Shi Xinyang

Summary:

The cheerleaders of other people's family, with fair skin and beautiful long legs, tube top, hot pants, and Bling Bling's short boots.

The cheerleading team of Chengshan University is equipped with 9 men's team equipment as standard, with a small waist and crotch pants, either pushing the crotch or launching an Ultraman attack on the beautiful girls in the audience, which is a show.

Qi Ran—Chengshan University school basketball forward, flamboyant and talented, nicknamed Qi Big Bird, as the name suggests, he is talented in some aspects, but how can someone always try to overwhelm him? (⊙o⊙)

Si Xiaonian—the deputy head of the largest club in Chengshan University, handsome and Wusao, nicknamed the leader of Wuxie, he ruled all kinds of birds and beasts, all kinds of dissatisfaction, and finally made 0.5 for someone. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

PS: This is a story that started with a flirtatious show. The two attacks meet, and they don't know each other without fighting. The daily journal is slow.

HE, 1V1.

Content tags: strong love sweet text campus

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☆, one cow and one bird

In the Chengshan City Gymnasium, the final of the spring college basketball friendly match.

Chengshan University VS School of Foreign Languages.

Before the start of the game, the School of Foreign Languages ​​did not play cards according to the rules, did not say hello, and unpreparedly brought out the cheerleaders.

The nine-member cheerleaders, with hot beauties with an average height of 170, took a stand on the basketball court, and the venue was suddenly full of spring.

Countless pairs of eager eyes stared at the proud snow-white twin peaks of the nine cheerleaders dancing around.

All the dead straight men wished they could take the tape measure up to measure and inspect the goods.

Niu Ge, the basketball captain of Chengshan University, stood with his back to the cheerleading girls who were dancing enthusiastically, and stood in a line of defence, resolutely refusing to accept the disintegration of enthusiasm.

Niu Ge: "Hey, hello, hello! Boss, you can answer the phone, Jianghu emergency... Hey! Day you..." Before he finished speaking, the person on the other side hung up the phone of Jianghu emergency, and Niuge had no choice but to lick the phone. Hit again with a straight face: "Song Jinxin, you dare to hang up again, believe it or not, I will go to your club to run naked?!"

The threat worked.

Song Jinxin smiled happily: "Come on! I'm afraid of you, let me tell you, you still owe me four streaking runs, if you have the guts to pay me the first four runs first, then we can talk about it."

Niu Ge, a well-known figure in the school, sighed, and wiped the sweat from his face: "Song Tuan, I'm really in a hurry, five times, I owe you five times to run naked, right? Then what, give me a cheerleader for the finals, My Japan Foreign Languages ​​Institute is a little bitch! Just before the start of the competition, I will make a cheerleading team of nine top girls, and I will fuck it! The foreign language dance starts, and Chengshan jumps in the middle..."

Song Jinxin said "huh": "Who? The cheerleaders from the School of Foreign Languages? Xue Mengzi leads the team?"

Niuge doesn't care what the girls on the opposite side are called. He only knows that together with Xue Mengzi, the nine girls don't wear enough clothes in March, and they can take a look at the passionate clips that can top 1G. They are all fair and beautiful, with long legs and big breasts. Still spicy enough.

The rules of the school basketball team: When looking at a girl, first look at her face, second at her chest, and third at her legs. Only when you pass the above three points can you ask the girl's name. This is the minimum respect for all girls. As long as the girl is not a big With a pipe-smoking voice, he started flirting with girls next.

The team rules must be strictly enforced, so the members of the Chengshan University team are looking at the girl across a basketball court.

But Niu Ge couldn't tell Song Jinxin about this matter, and wanted to stir up people, "Yes, it is said that the team is led by the beautiful Xueba beauty. I guess you can't hold back this group of bone spirits if you don't leave the mountain."

Song Jinxin snorted: "I can't go. I'm going to watch transvestites abroad. Our vice team will compete today. I'll ask him. Just wait! If it doesn't work, you can go to the school basket by yourself. It just happens that the hot girls match the hunks, and we can solve it after the game." The problem of singles getting together, I didn’t say that your school is blue, you don’t know how to look at Feng Shui, go to worship Buddha, a team is single, it’s not ashamed to lose face!” Hu Wanren hung up the phone resolutely.

Niuge was so choked that he couldn't speak, he raised his hand and punched Qiran who was drinking water with his head up.

"Cough cough cough! Fuck your sister!" Qi Ran's water was given by Xue Mengzi, and Niu Ge probably beat him for this reason.

Being punched by Niu Ge, Qi Ran sprayed the pig teammate in front of him on the back of the head with a big mouthful of water.

Niu Ge's punch was not insignificant, he sprayed the buddy in front of him on the back of the head, the buddy who was sprayed was staring at the hot girl, caught off guard by the spray, he bent down and directly hit the back of the buddy in front of him.

The basketball team of Chengshan University made a lot of fools for a while, and people who didn't know why all thought it was the girls from the School of Foreign Languages ​​who caused the trouble.

A group of people gathered in a circle after going abroad, Niu Ge began to talk about tactics, and after finishing speaking, he did not forget to give a few extra words: "...Play as long as you play, don't pretend to be a fucking force, who wants to go back to school for me No more waves, put away your coquettish operations, and let me try to grab dirty hands!"

Qi Ran squatted next to Niu Ge, and clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction: "No, captain, just say what you say, why are you staring at me? I swear today I will mainly play basketball and play tricks as a supplement. In addition, I will hold back Going back to school and messing around again, what kind of showmanship? What the hell are you looking at me for?"

People who were on the field and not on the field surrounded a circle, and when they heard Qi Ran say this, they all raised their hands, "Tch!" "Cut!" "I believe in your evil!"

Qi Ran kicked a few people who were close together, if he kicked them one by one, he really couldn't get over it.

Niu Ge grabbed Qi Ran's shoulders with both hands and forced them to face each other. He showed his affectionate style, and almost burst into tears: "Brother Bird! Brother Big Bird! Please don't make trouble, let's play a friendly match. Brother, how long my life is depends on what you focus on today, come on, the captain will draw a focus for you, friendly match, friendship-first-first!"

When Niu Ge moved Qi Ran's shoulder to show his affection, the people in a circle took the opportunity to retreat quickly.

Because everyone knows that when a cow babbles to a bird, there is a language barrier.

One cow and one bird face to face.

Niu Ge had an expression of "If you don't dare to make trouble, I'll show you!"

Qi Ran had a bewildered expression of "what are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

Teammates: "..."

Qi Ran, the forward of the school team, the main force, handsome, skilled, ruthless, dirty hands depends on the mood, the brother team who played together, as long as anyone who can't catch his eyes, he thinks they are better than him. Dirty, and ugly, too intrusive.

Qi Ran raised his arms to block Niu Ge's two thick arms: "Look at how brave you are, if it weren't for the fact that we both peed and grew up together, I would have usurped the throne a long time ago."

Niu Ge stabbed and tore off his captain's card, and excitedly said in front of Qi Ran: "Take it! Fuck it! You're usurping the throne, I'm so loud with gongs and drums, firecrackers, and striptease to welcome you .”

Qi Ran raised his sharp eyelids and glanced at Niuge up and down. He was black and strong, no matter how good his appetite was, if Niuge dared to run naked in front of him, he would slam his head into the basketball hoop of the city gymnasium.

Niu Ge ran naked, such a blind operation, Song Jinxin desperately yelled and owed him several times.

At this time, at the southwest gate of Chengshan University, seven boys wearing the same style of black and white baseball uniforms jumped off the bus one by one.The pendants on the trousers and necks of the boys danced and jingled all the time. The windows on the side of the bus near the road were almost all open, and a few girls jumped out of the bus with their cellphones in their hands. several people.

Most of the seven people dressed in the same way, except that Si Xiaonian wore a white NY baseball cap on his head, and the other six wore black NY baseball caps.

"It's a good dance competition, I'm going to the National Academy, I'm kneeling too!"

"That's why he is number one. If he refuses to accept and is not patriotic, he must kneel down and shout."

"Teacher, tell me something, secondly, have you never taken it, come here, take a look at it again, and hang it on the gate of our club, the gang of the Taekwondo club that is blind to the opposite door."

The leader was talking about Si Xiaonian, the vice president of the dance club of Chengshan University.

Si Xiaonian is the big fool of Song Jinxin, a senior from the same department, who tricked him into joining the club even by cheating, coloring, and luring her into the club by looking at her birth date and horoscope.

It has to be said that Si Xiaonian's horoscope and constellation match well with the dance club!

In fact, it was only because Si Xiaonian was there that the club was easy to recruit.

In Song Jinxin's words: It's like a wealth of money, beautiful women like a cloud, and from time to time, a few demon zeros are automatically delivered to the door.

At present, the largest club in Chengshan University is the dance club, with about 1500 members, which is the standard number of people in a group, so Song Jinxin is firmly seated as the head of the group.

Pushing everyone, Si Xiaonian shouldn't be too aggressive.

Si Xiaonian took a second look at the trophy and certificate of the No. 2 dance competition. He really thought it was pretty good. The jazz and Chinese hybrid dance that won the first place was quite fraudulent and scary.

Just because of the idea of ​​daring to mix jazz dance with Chinese quintessence, he couldn't help but want to knock on his knees.

He can't say how much he likes dancing, and most of the time it is to vent excess energy and pass the time.He never thought that technology is inferior to people.I am so happy, I care too much, and he finds it annoying.

Si Xiaonian returned the trophy: "The certificate is hung on the gate of the club, and Sister Si Jin must first draw a golden dot on the door, so as not to spoil the Feng Shui of our club."

Said Miss Sijin, and Miss Sijin called.

Sister Sijin is Song Jinxin, and a group of them call other girls Sister Sijin with a vicious mouth.

Song Jinxin spoke urgently and quickly: "Where are you? Is everyone here?"

"The southwest gate of the school is not in order. Two of them went home after the competition." Si Xiaonian mouthed to the people around him, "Sister Sijin."

When Song Jinxin heard that there were still seven people left, which was barely complete, he urged in a loud voice: "Go to the basketball hall of the city gymnasium. The spring basketball finals are over there, and our school is teaching foreign languages. A bunch of bastards! They brought the cheerleaders here, They didn’t know they were looking for the cheerleaders, why did they go! Leader, you lead people to save the field, I asked the party secretary to send an external speaker to copy the tune of your game today, go! Go!”

Before Si Xiaonian could speak, Song Jinxin had already hung up the phone.

The other six people, those who were close to Si Xiaonian, also understood what was going on.

"I just want to know if we don't have a game today and there is no ready-made repertoire dance, where will the entire cheerleading team on the school basketball go to the hot girls from the School of Foreign Languages?"

"Uh... It's very likely that the buddies in the school basketball will play by themselves."

"Damn it! I'm so short-sighted, don't scare me, those old guys in the school basketball dance?! No matter how I think about it, I want to poke myself blind a hundred times."

Si Xiaonian kicked the poor-mouthed boy, and said "run", and the seven of them huh-la-la ran outside the school and took a taxi to the city gymnasium.

When Si Xiaonian led six people into the basketball hall, the first half was almost over.

Qi Ran was being blocked by two foreign language team members, but this person took the time to talk nonsense: "Brother will give you a free face-to-face, and you look pretty, but you are destined to be babbling today, and I will give you a three-year-old for free." "Split a big gift bag" chattering while teleporting, when the handsome boys of the foreign language team blushed and then turned black, they all jumped up and fell back, and dropped three points.

There was an uproar in the arena, and there were waves of shouts and shouts.

Qi Ran walked around the handsome boy, and smiled wickedly: "You're welcome, this is all my brother's care."

The delicate boy was so angry that he almost didn't yell. He was responsible for watching Qi Ran, but after halftime, people thought he was empty, and he didn't forget to say a few words when he was free.

Chengshan University's school basketball offensive has always been described as ferocious, saying that other people's school basketball is a beast, I am sorry for Chengshan University's school basketball.

"Beast!" Niu Ge cursed as he ran past Qi Ran.

Qi Ran handed the back of his hand to Brother Niu: "Brother Niu, he touched my hand several times, and I didn't pull off my big underpants, I'm almost suffering from internal injuries!"

"Bastard!" Hearing what Qi Ran said, the people who ran past cursed.

"Flirting!" Qi Ran's teammate did not forget to say a word when they ran past.

Qi Ranhulu flicked his round cut hair, bared his teeth and said, "I am willing!"

When Qi Ran was speaking, Niu Ge was running towards the front basket, and he saw something. He staggered and almost knocked his teeth, and Qi Ran picked up Niu Ge's arm: "You kowtow to the basketball hoop, why don't you kowtow to me?" .”

Niu Ge pointed at the entrance facing them with his thick arms trembling: "Song Jinxin, that's hard enough." Lala Dance invites a group of boys to dance, is it because he is afraid that he will die slowly?

Qi Ran looked in the direction Niu Ge pointed at, and when he took a closer look, his first reaction was that the boy walking in front was much more handsome than the boy chasing and blocking him halfway!

Gee!

It's this hip-hop outfit, it's too noisy!

I really don't know where to put my eyes.

Charming eyes!

Suddenly, Qi Ran suddenly realized: "Fuck! Cheerleaders?!"

There are nine hot girls in foreign languages, does Chengshan University want to have seven younger brothers? !

Soft cute girl VS rough guy?

Niu Ge had already run far away, completely dazed.

Looking back at the row of hot girls sitting on the chairs in the foreign language rest area behind them, wearing hot pants, tube tops, and ineffective little leather boots...

Turning around, I looked at the seven little brothers who were walking towards the rest area of ​​Chengshan University. The big crotch of the harem pants reached the knees, and they were fanning as they walked. The chains around the neck and the pants were looping around Another lap, it can blind a dog's eyes in a gymnasium, it's really no different from the chain on a bicycle...

Other girls wear tights, but you don’t need to wear tights, you can let yourself go!

What about comparing breasts, hips, and legs? !

Qi Ran wanted to cover his face!

Fortunately, in a group of big pants | crotch, there is still a long leg.

In the last minute of the first half, the University of Foreign Studies was surprisingly not rubbed on the ground by the ferocious and beastly Chengshan University.

Because the brains of the two main players of Chengshan University have froze, there is nothing to love about running around the field.

Qi Ran and Niu Ge had known each other for so long, and for the first time they had the same idea, they both wanted to bump their heads to death on the basketball hoop.

☆, dangerous

Si Xiaonian didn't know anyone from Chengshan University's school basketball team. Fortunately, the club secretary arrived earlier than the seven of them, introduced the team leader coach, and checked the tune with Si Xiaonian again.

"Hello! Thank you guys from the dance club for helping me out. Let's have a meal together after the dance and after the ball game." The vice-captain of the school basketball team said to Si Xiaonian.

Si Xiaonian was instructing the other six people to take off their trousers, chains, necklaces and all kinds of blinding ornaments on their hands.

He raised his eyes and smiled and said, "You don't need to be so polite."

It's better to eat with acquaintances, but what's the point of having an awkward chat with people you don't know?

Si Xiaonian really didn't want to go, this weekend, he had been dancing all day on his good rest day, and when he returned to the store later, he had to help unload the goods, so he really wanted to leave now.

I just want to lie on the bed and roll around!

The whistle sounded, halftime.

Niu Ge and Qi Ran walked to the rest area side by side. They looked like they were going to die, and while walking, they harvested a lot of water and drinks handed over by the girls.

"Damn..." Qi Ran looked at the seven people who were picking off the chains, gritted his teeth and did not continue.

"Very good, better than nothing." Niuge sighed.

"I can't bear it! Bro, hurry up and grab a set of tube top, hot pants and small leather boots from the girl across the street. I'll give it up, and I'll play awkwardly for 5 minutes." Qi Ran pointed back at a row of girls across from him.

Niuge resisted a sip of water and did not spit it out. The dementia-like water flowed out from the two corners of his mouth and two nostrils: "You! You! Don't, let the people from the dance club go. Bird brother! I really am If you want to break your virginity before you die, you have pity on me and I am still a virgin at twenty."

Qi Ran had a look of disbelief: "Don't be aggressive, call you brother, you fucking really think that you are being aggressive, you need to be aggressive. What I saw in front of the Ximen love hotel last week was a dog?"

Niu Ge scratched the back of his sweaty head, his expression was indescribable: "You are not blind, it is true that you are forcing me, but I, I rein in the precipice, it is really..."

Qi Ran leaned back and forth with a mouthful of laughter, and took Niu Ge's words: "I really can't talk about it, right? Hahaha...hahaha...Brother, you can do this. That girl probably won't be able to do this in her life." I won’t love you any more, the old lady will obey you even if she doesn’t support you!”

The two walked behind Si Xiaonian, Niu Ge stretched out his hand and patted Si Xiaonian on the shoulder: "Brother, you have worked hard!"

Si Xiaonian thought, does your school basketball team call all the men in the world buddies?

He turned around and reached out to shake Niu Ge's hand: "Don't be so polite, our team leader is watching transvestites abroad, otherwise it won't be our turn to play."

Niu Ge choked again: "Song Tuan, good, good taste!" Can this woman Song Jinxin be better, look at a hairy shemale!

Si Xiaonian caught a glimpse of the boy standing beside the school basketball captain looking at him unabashedly, his eyes were quite sharp, he had seen a lot of these eyes now, it was not difficult to understand, after all, boys dance lesbians, anyone can watch I'm going to be taken aback.

He turned around and continued to tell a few people about the formation of the new platoon.

Qi Ran raised his eyebrows, quite proud!

He guessed that this person should say hello to him, but he didn't realize that he didn't like him at all.

Si Xiaonian greeted the club secretary with his arms: "Xiaojie, come on stage."

Except for the decorations of the seven people, except for the gaudy stickers on the baseball uniforms, the overall look is much simpler than that of the dance competition.

A total of nine universities participated in the Chengshan City Spring Basketball Tournament.

Now in the city gymnasium, most of the people are students from Chengshan University and University of Foreign Studies, but there are also many students from other schools who are watching the excitement.

When the seven boys were walking on the field, the students in the stands started booing, whistling, yelling, and almost throwing things.

After all, the lala dance in the ball game is still very eye-catching for boys to dance.

Si Xiaonian didn't raise his eyes, walking in front of several people, it was no different from walking on a noisy street with many people, "Don't look, don't listen, dance seriously, whoever loses the chain will be treated tonight."

"Ah~~" the most nervous boy complained in a long voice.

"Ah fart! Oh, I want to pee." Another boy stomped his feet on the ground quickly, "Master, are you not nervous?"

Si Xiaonian said with a smile: "I'm nervous because I'm afraid that you'll spill water on the field. If you hold back, I'll whip you!"

After the seven people stand still, it is in the shape of "people".

There was no music, but a monologue.

"A long, long time ago, there was a group of legendary social youths who held an ancient and mysterious ceremony every time the moon was full..."

As soon as Xiao Jie turned on the music, he ran away. He was really afraid that the world would not understand the aggressive style of their dance club, leaving tomatoes and throwing eggs, although it is impossible to bring tomatoes and eggs to the football game.

As soon as the music started playing here, the basketball that was spinning at the fingertips on the other side fell to the ground with a "bang".

Qi Ran had a shit-eating expression on his face: "Damn! Fuck! Who the hell told me why they danced to "Society Shake", fuck! Did they think this was People's Square? The opposite party is the Spice Girls, can you give it to the girl? Our minimum respect is not to dance in the fucking square dance..."

Qi Ran said that he was about to run to the field.

Niu Ge dragged Qi Ran back: "You fucking don't make trouble for me! Maybe he dances a professional square dance."

Qi Ran was crazy, he didn't listen to persuasion at all, and turned his head to look for things.

The teammate who cooperated with him asked: "Brother Bird, what are you looking for?"

Qi Ran: "Where's my fly swatter?!"

When the teammate heard it, he grabbed Qiran together with Niuge: "Brother Bird! The egg is fixed!"

Qi Ran: "Not sure! My fucking ass hurts!"

The entire basketball arena was surrounded by the drumbeat of the "Social Shake" DJ, and Si Xiaonian and six other people were launching an Ultraman attack on the beautiful girls in the audience.

……

Ultraman Ultraman social shake

Fight monsters, fight monsters, social shake

buy a watch buy a watch social shake

Small waist, small waist, social shake

……

The people in the stands burst into laughter because of the square dance DJ.

The person from the University of Foreign Languages ​​University raised his middle finger and turned his thumbs upside down from afar.

Everyone has always had the impression that cheerleaders are passionate and hot. No one thought that the cheerleaders of Chengshan University were all boys, and they danced the DJ song "Social Shake", which has been loved by the square dance recently.

A row of tall boys covered their faces in the rest area of ​​the Chengshan school basketball team.

Qi Ran was still cursing: "...Don't pull me, reward them with a slap of five poisonous gossips, I'm going to slap these monsters to death..."

While talking about "Social Shake", the music suddenly stopped, followed by a burst of explosive gunfire.

Qi Ran was stunned after hearing this: "Mike..."

In the gunshots of "Dangerous", the seven people did not fall down, but flirted together, facing the Chengshan rest area, with their backs facing the University of Foreign Studies, and lifted the jacket on the right shoulder with their left hand, revealing their shoulders half-covered , and then shook his shoulders and took off his coat.

Taking off his coat, Si Xiaonian wore a black shirt on his upper body, and his whole body was in black, except for the white hat that was buttoned upside down.

The remaining six are white shirts, black pants and black hats.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the seven boys made a real show.

The shouts in the arena were louder than Qi Ran's last three-pointer in the first half, and the roof of the stadium was almost torn off.

Niu Ge slowly came to his senses, circled his index finger and thumb and blew a long whistle to the dancers on the field, which was regarded as encouragement, "Awesome!"

A group of boys in the rest area of ​​Chengshan University suddenly stood up, walked over in unison and piled up on the line, waving their arms outside.

Michael Jackson is a bit far away for them who are around 20 years old, but it does not prevent most boys from worshiping this god-like man.

Qi then consciously squeezed away the people who blocked his sight, stood at the front, fixed his eyes on one point, and stared straight at it for more than three minutes.

A piece of music is 4 and a half minutes long, and it is also a hybrid.

The No.1 winner in the dance competition is the jazz hybrid national quintessence, and the No.2 winner is "Social Shake" + "Dangerous" + half a minute "Majestic" + "beatit".

The whole explosive shouting looked like a crazy solo performance.

Niu Ge kept waving his thick arms, commenting from time to time: "It's really nothing for girls to make a fuss about boys!"

Qi Ran curled his lips, in the part of "Majestic and Prestige", when the lead dancer hooked his index finger from his chin to the collar of his black shirt, he always wanted to rush to help...

Depend on!

The girls from Chengshan University went crazy, shouting loudly behind the school basketball through a fence.

"Little brother laughs really badly~~"

"Licking the corner of the mouth and winking the eyes is a foul for the leader"

"Crotch bump, I've got Sue!!!"

"Don't look back, I'm blind!!"

"Slide, slide, little brother slide to me, ahhh!!"

"Swoon, faint! Blind me again!"

The coach of Chengshan University rubbed his chin and said, "Invite the dance club to provide a cheerleader for our school basketball team. I think this group of boys is good. I see that the girls twist a lot. It's very good for a change of taste."

Niuge thought to himself, go and invite me!

If he asked Song Jinxin about this, Song Jinxin would not let him run naked downstairs in the girls' dormitory every day.

It's rare for Qi Ran to say something human: "I think it will work!"

Before the dance was over, someone posted a video post of Si Xiaonian leading the dance on the Chengshan University forum.

"Si Xiaonian hits the hips and gunshots to find out what kind of experience it is to teach you how to be handsome and dance, the leader of Wuxie. Don't talk nonsense, just go straight to the video, I will pick you up on the second and third year! ~~~"

The post fell into the popular posts of various colleges of Chengshan University, and within a few minutes, it overwhelmed today's headlines "Must-read for returning to school in spring: fire prevention, theft prevention and seniors prevention!" ! "

In ten minutes, the forum's download code was in addition to the thousand-story building, but the tall building had been twisted into a small waist.

"Brother, are you masturbating? I am Avalokitesvara."

"Are you afraid of ghosts on the second and third year, sister Lin Zhengying?"

"Are seniors dating online? I'll silence you with 98K."

"Wow~ The innocent leader of our group! Full of coquettishness!"

"Please keep in formation upstairs, thank you!"

"Emmmm, is the leader thirsty? I am Tieguanyin."

"Little brother stay up all night to fight for [-] rounds? Brother owl."

"Is little brother lonely? I am Baofengyingyin."

"Do you have an appointment at Wuxie's library? My Chinese pinyin."

"Is life boring? Are you lonely? Do you need redemption? I am Avalokitesvara."

“[Beauty pouts and kisses] I live well”

"I'm big."

"It's as if someone's life is not good."

"Well... it's good to be alive! It's better to live well!"

"I'm 189, I'm stupid and have a lot of money, I beg my little brother to fight with me."

"Sister from the same department, let's find out."

"Old aunt at 95, find out."

"I'm evil, I apologize, but if you don't say it, I'm blue and thin! Is Qi Daniao, the school blue, behind the Wuxie leader? Don't tell me, you didn't notice that Qi Daniao has been staring at our Wuxie leader's ass, no one noticed ?Ahhh! Not human!! Let go of Wuxie leader, let me come, get out of the way!"

"Student Chen|Du|Xiu, sit down!"

"The microphone, lights, and bench are all for you. Stand tall and bravely tell your story."

"I'll give you the pen, and if you look up to the big bird, I can't shit on you!"

"Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Qi Daniao's girlfriend seems to be the leader of the cheerleading team of the School of Foreign Languages. Maybe she just walked through the crowd to see how many girlfriends she sent..."

"Eh... By the way, I'm at the scene, so it doesn't seem like Jiang Zi..."

"Shut up upstairs! Qi Da Niao can bend, so what's the use of Da Niao."

"It's not good to be hard, it's not good to be hard ~ hahaha... I found that the big bird and the crotch against the sound of the gun are very good!"

"Come on, these two are too aggressive. The leader of Wuxie is obviously a pile driver. The DuangDuangDuang on the hip, and the pengpengpeng with the right gunshot, is Qi Daniao lying on his stomach?"

"Same question? Is Brother Bird lying on his stomach?"

"I'm sorry upstairs, our big bird brother has always peed standing up, sorry to disappoint you, big bird brother, I will take it away, take it away, go, oh~~"

"Lie down! Give me the Wuxie leader to lie down!"

On the homepage of the school forum, this post has been popular all the way, and it has the momentum to fly into the sky.

Soon there will be a new post on top of this post.

"The big bird wants to fly, but those who block it will fight!" A post full of domineering.

The author has something to say: Thank you for your support!

Ask for a wave of favorites, ┗|`O′|┛哩~~

☆, aerosol

"The big bird wants to fly, but those who block the bird!" posted four short ten-second videos in the post.

Video [-]: Niuge tosses and turns and flies up to block the shot.In the video, a boy commented: "Big brother blocks four caps, I knelt down for him!"

Video [-]: Qi Ran hurdled in three steps, held the ball with one hand, and made a V with the other hand to the camera. The narrator was a girl, who was very excited during the whole process: "Fly, fly, Brother Big Bird took off, wow wow wow wow Aww~~"

Video 170: Another main force of the school basketball team, commenting: "The little potato has just passed [-], and his jumping ability is against the sky. You can go to the sky with a piece of flat ground..."

Video [-]: It's still Qi Ran, who is very domineering in the process of dribbling the elbow and sent the people from the University of Foreign Studies flying.It really flew out sideways!

The fourth video does not have an explanation, but a photo is attached below. There are three blood spots on Qi Ran's arm, and the next line of the photo reads: Caught by the flying bastard.

Although this post did not push down the post of "Si Xiaonian pushes his hips", it still ranked second.

High-rise buildings have hundreds of floors in minutes.

"Brother Big Bird picked his nostrils for a three-step layup last time. This time he is better than V. You can de, you can de. Next time, why don't you take off your shoes and buckle your feet hahaha..."

"Fuck him! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocats..

"Wow! Little Potato's bouncing is so cute, jump into my sister's arms!"

"Brother Niu! Brother Niu! Bige! I love your refill! Do you want a date?"

"Bird blockers attack!"

"I ran over from the last post. It's over. I have moved on. There are too many congregants who fell under the leader's pants. I decided to throw myself under Brother Bird's pants!"

"Brother Big Bird! I'm sitting still, let's take off!"

Si Xiaonian took out a painkiller spray and a tube of iodophor spray from his backpack, and handed it to the secretary Xiaojie: "The person who gave the school basket, my family has to leave beforehand, you can follow to eat."

Xiao Jie took the two small bottles: "Okay, I have class tomorrow, and I'll take the medicine back for you."

Si Xiaonian waved his hand: "Forget it, so many of them have been injured, it's probably not enough, let other people contribute too." He picked up his bag and left.

Niu Ge was putting on a Band-Aid for Qi Ran, Xiao Jie gave him the medicine, and told him that the vice-tuan had something to do at home, so he would not go to the celebration banquet.

Qi Ran winked her eyes in pain, bared her teeth, and asked in a twisted voice, "Aren't you going?"

He wanted to meet the guy who was so good at jumping Mike.

Niu Ge stuffed Qi Ran with the painkiller spray, raised his head and explained to the commentator: "It's a pity, your assistant group's dance is amazing!"

Xiao Jie was very proud: "Well, the sub-group is the mascot of our club, the kind that attracts money and beautiful women."

Qi Ran was overjoyed, and thought to herself, just by looking at the vigor of the dance just now, she knew how much she was recruiting girls, so why not attract money?

"Pack it up, let's go, the Ximen Qilixiang ordered by the hotel..." Niuge stopped talking halfway through his voice, looked at the people who came, and became dumb.

"How is it? Is the injury serious?" The girl who spoke was Xue Mengzi, the leader of the cheerleading team of the University of Foreign Studies.

Qi Ran was sitting on the chair, with one leg on the chair, and the arm on the same side resting on the knee. His arm and leg were both wounded. He didn't raise his eyes and said in a low voice: "It's okay, didn't you go?"

Xue Mengzi is used to Qi Ran's tone: "No, wait for you, let's eat together..."

Qi Ran picked up the big red pennant beside him and waved it at Xue Mengzi: "The celebration banquet, let's do it another day."

Niu Ge had been standing between the two of them in a daze, and Qi Ran kicked him angrily: "Will you go? Hold on!"

After Qi Ran said "support", Niu Ge and Xue Mengzi stretched out their hands to help Qi Ran.

When their hands were about to touch Qi Ran's arm, Qi Ran raised his arm: "How about——you two rock-paper-scissors?"

Niuge exhaled two puffs of hot air from his nostrils, kicked Qiran, turned around and strode away.

Xue Mengzi was very natural, and said with a smile: "Look at you, I'm even embarrassed by what he said."

Qi Ran sprayed povidone iodine on the choked skin on his knees and then sprayed it for pain relief, and the dark red liquid flowed down his calves.

Tired, he looked up at Xue Mengzi: "I said he was embarrassed?" He quickly lowered his head before finishing speaking.

Xue Mengzi didn't change her clothes, she still wore a tube top, hot pants and leather boots. She only wore a big-eyed sweater with the front open. She took out a tissue from her pocket and handed it to Qi Ran.

"I'm sorry too, did you ask me?"

Qi Ran pressed the back of the chair and stood up. He elbowed the person flying on the field, and then grabbed the ground with his own knee, wiping off a large piece of skin.If it wasn't for that person walking fast, there might be another scuffle right now.

"It doesn't matter, how busy I am." Qi Ran grabbed two bottles of medicine, "Okay, go back, you stand here with me, and you schoolboys will find an excuse to beat me up in a while."

Xue Mengzi always had a smile on her face: "They dare not, you are not me..."

Qi Ran raised his hand to interrupt: "Come on, enough is enough."

Xiao Xie walked in front of Qi Ran with a huge Wai Fang in his arms, and smiled at the two of them.

Qi Ran seized the opportunity and hurriedly slipped away: "So who, the medicine will be returned to you."

Xiao Jie tiredly gasped: "The medicine is from our deputy team..."

Hearing this, Qi Ran quickly jumped forward with one leg: "Then I'll return it to him later."

When Xiaojie saw a person jumping on one leg, he quickly shouted, "Drug, medicine, medicine..."

Qi Ran answered casually: "Yaoyao Cheke is making trouble." He returned and handed the two medicine bottles to Xiaojie.

Xiao Jie didn't have a hand to pick it up, he turned his back to Qi Ran and said, "Please put it in my side pocket, please."

Qi Ran stuffed the two bottles of medicine into the side pocket of Xiaojie's backpack.

Xiao Jie turned around and saw the bag on Qi Ran's shoulder: "Eh? Isn't your bag ours?"

Qi Ran looked at the bag hanging on his shoulder. This is the uniform equipment of their school team. Each person has a bag, and the bags of dozens of people are all the same length. Who else can tell?

"yours?"

Xiao Jie shook his head from behind the big outside: "It's not mine, just now your school basketball vice-captain found us a packing chain, this is the bag," he pointed to the bag on Qi Ran's shoulder with his chin, Qi Ran's bag , the bottom edge is very broken, "Handsome guy, please open the bag to see if there is a chain, it's terrible, none of these people remember to take their own things."

While talking, Qi Ran had opened his bag with one foot against the wall,

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