Splash Monkey, I will accompany you against the heavens!

A vulgar Nine Stars Lianzhu heaven and earth mutation...

Our Brother Monkey traveled across time with the head of the sect. When Brother Monkey opened his eyes, he realized that he had become a manaless Emperor Laozi.

"Your Majesty..." The Chief Internal Affairs Supervisor knelt on the ground, holding today's green card, waiting for the emperor who hadn't summoned a concubine to sleep with him for three years to choose.

"Take it away..." The emperor glanced at him with a slight anger in his eyes. The chief inspector of internal affairs sighed, but he didn't dare to say anything even with the queen mother behind him. The steward died because of this.

The incomparably handsome emperor in front of him, after falling into the water three years ago, seemed to be a different person, but the government did not have much influence, but since then, the emperor has never summoned anyone to sleep with him.

A year ago, for the sake of the emperor's heir, the queen mother sent a beautiful girl from the south of the Yangtze River to the dragon bed. In a rage, the emperor personally beheaded her with a knife. Concubine Qian was almost kicked out by him.

The imperial doctor checked the pulse every day, and the emperor's health was fine, but he just didn't invite anyone to sleep with him!In the long run, this is not the case...

The harem is worried, and the ministers of the former court are also worried. This is a wise and wise monarch, but he just can’t have sex. What will happen to the country and the common people in the future?What to do if there is no successor to the imperial power?

"Let's all go down...don't delay my review of the memorial..."

After the emperor spoke, the head of internal affairs led the palace people back with a sad face. The hall was empty, and several dark shadows flashed into the hall from the darkness, kneeling before the emperor's desk.

"Have you found the person you were looking for?" The emperor's deep voice sounded, and the backs of several blood drop shadow guards tensed up. An emperor's breath was more terrifying than the killing intent of those martial arts masters, and he was not considered an emperor. The majesty of Lijiao made them dare not move easily, they only dared to wonder in their hearts that the emperor's martial arts were better than the guards these days.

"Not yet..." Not long after the emperor fell into the water and was rescued, he secretly sent Xuedizi to find a man. The emperor was a good painter, and the man's portrait was lifelike, but Xuedizi searched all over the world for three years, but he couldn't find him. That handsome man... plus the fact that the emperor didn't invite anyone to sleep with him, they all wondered which way the man in the painting was. The goblins and ghosts took advantage of the emperor's falling into the water to fascinate the real dragon emperor's eyes, causing their emperor to suffer from a dragon. Obsession with yang...the search for people all over the world...

"No? It took three years and you couldn't find anyone?" A tea cup painted with gold and emerald green fell to the ground with a bang, splashing a few drops of blood on the tea all over him, and he didn't dare to make a sound.

"I'll give you another month... If you don't find anyone, don't let any of you keep your useless heads," Shui Wufeng closed his eyes in anger, his chest heaved non-stop, and the hidden guards pressed on. Frowning in unison, they quietly left the hall, leaving the emperor alone with his eyes closed.

His slender fingers tapped on the table, Shui Wufeng's brows furrowed, his mind was filled with the silly smiles of Taoist companions... Without mana to protect him, what should Yang Ye do if he is being bullied?Why can't I find you after searching for so long... Did someone hide you?

A few strands of thoughts that suffocated him flashed through, he opened his eyes anxiously, looked at the memorials full of cases, picked up a pen to correct them, he didn't want to care about the world, but he didn't know where his heart was now, the morals of the world It's messed up, and people's hearts are unpredictable... Wouldn't that little fool be more easily bullied?Until someone is found, the world cannot be thrown away...

In the eyes of outsiders, the emperor, who was diligent in government affairs and had no intention of other people, revised the memorial and approved it until midnight. The queen mother was worried and sent someone to deliver ginseng tea.

Shui Wufeng picked up the teacup, and seeing the charming little maid who came to bring the tea deliberately showed a slender and charming delicate wrist, helping him to grind the grinder...it was sent by the queen mother again...he wrinkled impatiently Frowning, I drank the ginseng tea in a hurry, and asked the maid to go back to work with an empty bowl, not wanting anyone to stay for a quarter of an hour.

The maid quietly cast a glance at him, pursed her lips, and walked slowly towards the entrance of the main hall with a bowl in her hand. Shui Wufeng looked at the enchanting and charming back, closed her eyes without interest, raised her hand and rubbed the center of her brows, and heard Opening and closing, he put down his hand and was about to call someone over to get ready for bed, when he felt an unprovoked heat in his lower abdomen slowly burning up...

He was stunned for a while, then sneered, it has come to this point?Dare to give the emperor aphrodisiac?The queen mother is now forced to do whatever it takes to get the emperor's heir.

Shui Wufeng used his internal force to try to force the poison out, but the Queen Mother had already prepared for it. Not only was the poison colorless and tasteless, but he couldn't force it out... The toxin remained in the body, gradually eroding his will, and Shui Wufeng sat forcibly forcibly. Xiang, when he opened his eyes again, he saw that all the palace people, men and women, all had a bit of Feng Yangye's shadow.

"...Don't be afraid, the matter is about to come to fruition, young master, you are the greatest hero in this world," the chief internal affairs supervisor whispered a few words to a beautiful girl at the back door, who nodded nervously. After a while, he was led in by the palace people who came out from inside.

The steward watched the girl enter the palace, joined hands and was about to pray to the gods and worship the Buddha, when the palace attendant rushed out in a hurry: "It's over, it's over... Your Majesty... Your Majesty is gone..."

"What did you say?" The head of the Internal Affairs Supervision stood there in a daze, almost passed out with his eyes darkened, and forced himself to wake up and slapped his thigh: "Hurry up! Hurry up and find it! If we can't do anything today, we have to do it tomorrow." The head fell to the ground..."

The palace was in chaos, Shui Wufeng avoided the palace guards and wandered alone in a quiet place, the toxin broke out, his mind was dizzy, and he didn't know where he was... the body was getting hotter and hotter... ...The problem can't be solved, he just wants to find a way to endure it now...

"Huh...huh..." He was looking for a place where no one was there, when he heard the sound of chaotic footsteps and panting from beside him, he turned around, in a trance, before he had time to react, he collided with the people who ran out.

Shui Wufeng caught the young man who was about to throw a dog and eat shit. With poison in his body, he couldn't help but feel that the body in his arms was inexplicably cool and soft, which calmed down a lot of anxious emotions...

The desire swelled up, and the monster looked at the strange and panicked face of the man in his arms, and murderous intent flashed in his heart... His fingers clasped the life gate on the man's wrist.

"You still dare to run?! Do you know that this is the imperial palace! Do you want to lose your head, you! Get him back quickly..." Shui Wufeng raised his head and saw a group of people Catch up with the lantern.

"Help me...he...they..." The young man in his arms saw someone chasing him and tightened his clothes. He was out of breath and wanted to say something. When he raised his head and looked at him, he suddenly froze for some reason. , opened his mouth, and blinked his eyes several times in a daze.

The man in his arms suddenly held a thin arm tightly around his waist, pressing his body against his aching desire, Shui Wufeng couldn't hold back the cock under him, and let go of the opponent's life gate The mind was dizzy and hugged the person...

In a trance, he heard those who were chasing him plop and kneel down, calling for his majesty.The head of internal affairs who found him later yelled at those people. Someone came over and wanted to pull him. He was confused and didn't know what he was doing. He only remembered that he seemed to shake off everyone and walked to the next house.

In the darkness, someone was crying under him, licking his heart like a cat's tongue: "Wufeng... um... ah... it hurts... it hurts... don't..."

The dryness and heat on his body slowly dissipated, Shui Wufeng opened his eyes, it was already bright daylight.

Under him was a young man covered in bruises, with bruises all over his neck and chest...

Shui Wufeng frowned, looked at the young man who was still asleep for a while, raised his hand and grabbed the young man's neck, and was about to pinch it down, the young man frowned, with a grievance and pain in his sleep: "Wufeng ...I'm in pain, take it easy..."

The monster froze for a moment, let go of his hand and stared at the young man blankly, with hesitation in his eyes... No one in this place except Feng Yangye knew his name was Shui Wufeng... Is it Yangye?

"Yangye?" He tentatively shook the young man under him, and called softly. The young man opened his eyelids, and kissed him in a daze: "Mmm..."

I almost didn't recognize it, and the appearance I passed through was very similar to the original one. I thought the Taoist companion would be the same, but I didn't expect it to be a strange face. No wonder I couldn't find it after searching for so long... Shui Wufeng Slowly breathed a sigh of relief, Feng Yangye suddenly hugged him nervously: "Twelve...they...they want to cut my bottom..."

"Who are you?" Shui Wufeng was furious, and picked him up, Feng Yangye rubbed against the sore spot and groaned in pain, the monster sat up nervously, looking at the Taoist companion sitting on his lap with righteous indignation Clutching his buttocks, wiped away the tears from the pain, he said stupidly: "Those eunuchs...they lied to me...I saw the portrait of the emperor outside the palace very much like you, so I just wanted to come in and look for you. Let me in, I wandered around the edge of the palace, and then met those old eunuchs, they said they would let me into the palace...then...they were going to cut me off..."

"Are you hurt?" Shui Wufeng hastily pulled away the quilt and glanced down...fortunately...the person is still intact...but...the thigh was scratched...and stabbed him Eyes hurt.

Later... the emperor who had always been virtuous, virtuous, pure-hearted and ascetic in the imperial city suddenly changed into a different man, favoring a man of unknown origin, and killed a large number of eunuchs, acting like a tyrant...

But fortunately, it didn't take long for everyone to mourn, and three years later their capricious emperor changed back to the original appearance, a normal emperor...

The power of the sky is unpredictable, probably... so?

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On the Western Fantasy Continent in another time and space, the most powerful mage in the mainland who had been dizzy for three days after being hit by a flowerpot on his head woke up, and slowly narrowed his eyes looking at the strange scene around him... The vision of the nine-star link has not yet dissipated ...

This time... where is Yang Ye?How long will it take to find it?

He clenched his fists and was about to get out of the bed when he felt a heavy weight on his waist...Looking down, he saw a cat...the cat's two front legs were hugging his waist like human hands, and it was still twitching in its mouth. With his familiar little snore...

Since that day, all races have been discussing that the strongest mage in the Western Fantasy Continent seems to have had his head smashed, and fell in love with a pet cat...and plans to marry a cat...

Shui Wufeng endured a cat for six years...and finally changed the world...

"Wufeng... How long will we have to wait before we can go back?"

"The mutation of the Nine Stars... it will probably last for a hundred years in another world..." Shui Wufeng looked helplessly at the Taoist in front of him, and put on the belt of his trousers that he untied when turning off the lights just now. ...Can you be a better person next time?"

Feng Yangye nodded mechanically, curled up in a ball in the room... Shui Wufeng couldn't help smiling when he looked at the dark Taoist couple... this time his little fool... Became the...mecha in the mecha world...

A hundred years later...

The two who traveled through more than a dozen worlds finally returned to the original world... Three days have passed here.

"Master and Twelve haven't gone out for two months..." Rong Ning rubbed his chin outside the courtyard, "Are they all right?"

"With Twelve by my side... it shouldn't be a problem, right?" Wu Cheng put his hands behind his back, looked at the courtyard and pursed his lips.

inside the house...

"Twelve... shall we take a break? I'm so sleepy... um..."

"My dear... Except for the first world, you can't be touched by me every time... We only made it to the time you turned into an almond blossom tree in front of my door... And you turned into a vase, a smart housekeeper... " Shui Wufeng leaned on his heart, and narrated in a low voice what his little fool had transformed... Feng Yangye yawned, and slapped his eyelids in grievance. , Withdrew from the giant reluctantly, and kissed his Taoist companion's lips.

"Stupid darling... sleep first... I'll continue when you wake up... no hurry..." Anyway, it's still a long time...we won't leave...

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