If you don't get slapped in the face, you will be "slapped"

Seven o'clock in the evening.

Lin Yan, who managed to get away from his sister, stood in front of Wang Ziling's house with large and small bags of ingredients.

He calmed down his nervous anticipation and raised his hand to knock on the door.

Soon, the door opened after a few breaths.

Wang Ziling raised his eyelids and glanced at him coolly, said nothing, and went back to the room after opening the door.

Lin Yan swallowed anxiously. For some reason, he understood Ziling's emotional changes very well. At this moment, he clearly received a message that Ziling was angry.

Is it because I came too late?Alas, he didn't want to, because his sister was too difficult to deal with.

While he was thinking wildly, a voice came from the room: "What are you doing outside in a daze, why don't you come in quickly."

Lin Yan responded in a jerk, "Horse...right away!"

He entered the room and lifted the big and small bags to the kitchen, and asked Wang Ziling loudly, "Does Ziling have any taste preferences?"

Wang Ziling walked over with the swallow puppet in his arms: "It's fine to have a lighter taste."

"Oh, yes." Lin Yan glanced at the doll, and found that Ziling seemed to treasure it very much. He was a little jealous in his heart. Could it be a gift from the woman he likes?Thinking of this, he couldn't help but ask while processing the ingredients in his hand, "Does Ziling like these cute plush dolls too?"

Wang Ziling: "I don't like it. I just like this one." He said while stroking Yanzi's little head.

"..." Lin Yan's hands paused for a moment, and he asked directly, a little bit uneasy about Huang He, "Is this swallow doll a gift from someone Ziling likes?"

Wang Ziling looked at him and nodded: "Yes."

Lin Yan, who wanted to cry without tears: "..." Sure enough, he said that Ziling didn't look like a person with that kind of preference.

Wang Ziling didn't know what Lin Yan was thinking, he asked, "Don't you think it looks familiar?"

Lin Yan, who was hit, said absent-mindedly: "Don't all dolls look similar, I seem to have one similar to this when I was young, but I don't know where it was stuffed. Now that I think about it, it is a toy that girls like. , It’s a bit sissy for us.” He said and glanced at the doll meaningfully.

The sissy Wang Ziling: "..."

After a pause, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the doll's neck, and said coldly, "You're right." Then he turned and left the kitchen.

At that moment, it felt as if Ziling was pinching his own Lin Yan: "..." There was a chill on his back, did he say something wrong?

Over there, Wang Ziling returned to the bedroom with no expression on his face, walked straight to the closet and threw the swallow doll in his hand into it.Two or three minutes later, he slipped it out again, and sighed helplessly.

Wang Ziling thought that he was probably a little too impatient.If it wasn't for the news of Lin Yan's engagement that made him feel restless, he actually wanted to pursue Lin Yan in a normal way and make him fall in love with him gradually. I'm engaged to Ouyang Qian.

Just thinking about it was unbearable for him.

Wang Ziling lay on the bed thinking about what he should do next?Now, the one-step solution has failed, what should he do now?

He thought about it to no avail, but he couldn't find anyone to discuss it with.Forget about the eldest brother and sister-in-law, the two spent five or six years on their own to get together.It's even more unreliable if other people around you haven't even talked about a relationship.

At this time, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He couldn't find it in real life, so he might be able to brainstorm for help online.

He got up, took out his tablet, thought about it for a while, and prepared to post on the school forum. They are all young people who are similar to Lin Yan, and there should be no generation gap.

Because he had never visited the school's forum, he was dazzled by the various regional boards as soon as he boarded it, and during this period he also discovered a lot of strange topics about himself.

For example, this: the correct posture for seeking a chance encounter with a medical college grass.Attached is a candid photo of himself at the back.

For example, this: nympho, the male god in our mind is big.Behind it are all kinds of sneak photos of him walking, eating, reading, and even in a daze in the library.

Downstairs, there are a lot of people screaming and licking the screen.

There is also this kind: the story that has to be told between the grassroots of the medical school and the president of the student union, YY is the same as humanities, understand it, don't spray it.

He didn't understand, so he didn't click on it, and his intuition told him that it's best not to be curious.

He even found out that his photos in women's clothing were posted on the forum to get a missing person revelation or something.

Wang Ziling: "..." For some reason, I don't want to post any more posts asking for help.

long silence.

Rubbing the puppet in his arms, he is still going to try it first.

Topic [Help]: How can I pursue the person I like in the shortest possible time?

Floor 1 The Happy Prince [Original]

As the title.

2F·blacktea

……

Floor 3·Lovely you

Sir, are you serious?The title is really full of slots.

Floor 4 Sea Breeze

Upstairs +1, I'm afraid the host is not here to be funny, just one sentence in the title, without introducing anything, and let us pay attention to you?Not the roundworm in your stomach :).

Floor 5·Squirrel Fish

Curious, I don't know if the poster is a girl or a single dog, I also want to know how to quickly (mark the key) to catch up with my goddess.

The 6nd floor. People who eat melons without knowing the truth

The host's profile information and activity status are all blank, obviously a vest account.

……

Floor 22·Squirrel Fish

QAQ The landlord will not abandon the building, will he?

23rd Floor·Double Swordsmanship

Where is the host?scared off?Let's leave, hehe, the host is really here to make a joke.

……

As soon as Wang Ziling finished posting, Lin Yan called him to have dinner.

Looking at the table of rich and familiar delicacies in front of him, he completely lost the unhappiness he felt before.

"Try Ziling quickly, does it suit your taste?" Lin Yan picked up a pair of chopsticks and handed them to him.

Wang Ziling picked up a small piece of white tofu sprinkled with minced meat and ate it into his mouth. It tasted soft, tender and refreshing; he also tried a cough of glutinous rice meatballs, which tasted soft and fragrant.delicious.

He lowered his head and raised his hand to cover his eyes, it was the smell in his memory that he had missed for a long time.

"What's the matter? Isn't it delicious?" Lin Yan was a little surprised by Ziling's reaction.

"No, it tastes good, I like it very much." Wang Ziling raised his head and smiled, "Thank you, Lin Yan."

"Say...thank you so much." Lin Yan's heart skipped a beat when he was teased by his smile, and he looked away with heat on his face, "If Ziling likes it, how about I come to cook you dinner every day from now on?" Then you can meet Ziling every day, hey, give me a thumbs up for your wit.

"Yes." Of course Wang Ziling nodded happily.

"Let's start."

"it is good."

The two began to eat around the small dining table, chatting with each other from time to time, and the atmosphere was always very warm and harmonious.

After dinner, Wang Ziling took advantage of Lin Yan's time to clean up the dishes and opened the forum.After seeing the reply, he found that although it was a bit harsh and unpleasant, but he was indeed too vague. After thinking for a while, he added.

……

Floor 28 The Happy Prince [Original]

Sorry, I didn't see the reply just now.Let me briefly describe my situation with him:

We met once when we were kids, and I've been looking for him ever since.

I recognized him in the basketball gym over a month ago and it was love at first sight, but he doesn't remember me.

His family wanted him to get engaged to a girl, so I was anxious.

Floor 29·Squirrel Fish

……

Sure enough, it is very simple, and the host explained the cause clearly in a few sentences, which is also very powerful.

Floor 30·Hello Kitty

(⊙o⊙) Wow, I feel so pure, this kind of feeling that I have met once when I was a child and I can't forget it until now, pure and beautiful.

Come on girl, I support you!

Floor 31 You are my treasure

Oh, girl?Don't yell too early upstairs, I bet the landlord's tone of voice is definitely a man.

Floor 32·Squirrel Fish

To put it mildly, I don't think she looks like a cute girl. Her nicknames are Happy Prince, not Happy Princess.

Floor 33 The Happy Prince [Original]

I, gender male.

Floor 34·Hello Kitty

Uh... I still support you no matter what.come on!

Floor 35 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to the 34th floor: Thank you.

Floor 36 Sea Breeze

Could you please tell me about your current progress?You don't know him yet, do you?Then the road ahead is uncertain, and if he is a straight man, the hope is even slimmer.

37th Floor·Amazing Hong Youlong

I think most of the people the host likes are not gay, so the host wants to be straight?It's a bit immoral.

Floor 38·Lovely you

Reply to the 37th floor: You are wrong, if a straight man can be bent, it means that he is not a pure straight man.

Moreover, the host has the right to pursue someone. As for whether he can catch up, it depends on the intention of the other party, so the initiative is actually not on the host, and it is okay to directly say that he is immoral.

Floor 39 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to the 36th floor: We are friends now, and the relationship should be pretty good. He is still at my house. We just had dinner together.

Floor 40 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to floor 37: I don't know if he is gay, but I know that the person he once liked was male.

41th Floor·Amazing Hong Youlong

OK, I get it.

42nd Floor · Twinkle Twinkle Shining

Eating at home at this time, the host is a local?Don't live on campus?

Floor 43. Why not go home

Wow, I haven't seen such an interesting post on the school BSS for a long time, or is it a live post?I want to chase it down and support the landlord first.

Floor 44 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to the 42nd floor: a house rented near the school.

Floor 45·Lovely you

If you have ever liked a man, what is so straight, please don't be careless, the host, I feel that the host has a great chance.

Floor 46 Sea Breeze

Loulou answer me the following questions and I will tell you what to do.

what do you look like

Have you held hands during this time?Ever hugged?

Does he know you like him?

How did you settle for dinner tonight?Who washes the dishes?How many people are there in your rental house?

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Floor 51 The Happy Prince [Original]

He looks about the same as him [attached a candid photo of myself on the forum, which has been exposed anyway].

Hold hands and hug.

do not know.

He did it, he washed it, and it was just the two of us at home.

The 52nd floor. People who eat melons without knowing the truth

Landlord, are you sure you are here to ask for help and not to show affection?

53rd floor · the face of the male god

Landlord, you are too much. I have been diving until now and finally I can’t help it. What does it mean to be similar to him?Can you find something practical to find a reference?My male god's appearance has surpassed the sky, can you compare with him?

54th floor · male god big nympho fan

No picture, no truth, just ask the host, do you dare to explode the photo?

Floor 55·The Talented Fan of the Male God

Well, let’s take a step back, even if the host’s appearance is similar to our male god, but is your talent and strength comparable to him?I still want to be compared with him, hehe, stop dreaming.

Floor 56 The Happy Prince [Original]

...you guys are exaggerating too much.

Floor 57 You are my treasure

There's a bunch of shit mixed up upstairs, and it's clear that this is someone else's post!The host is just using a metaphor and you jump up and down excitedly, which is really a trick for your male gods, heh, your appearance has broken through the sky, I think it is your brain damage that has broken through the sky.

Floor 58 Sea Breeze

Uh... If the host really has the good looks of my male god, I think the host just needs to do his best to keep flirting with him in terms of your current good friendship.

So the landlord must keep him overnight tonight, preferably you can sleep in the same bed, and then the landlord will take the opportunity to have some intimate contact with him to see if it can arouse his physiological reaction.

If you can, I guarantee you can catch him within a month.

59th floor · male god big nympho fan

Reply to the 57th floor: People like you whose LOW value breaks through the sky must be jealous of our male god, I understand.

Floor 60 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to floor 58: But I tried to seduce him before, but it didn't work.

Floor 61·The Talented Fan of the Male God

Yoyo, you know how to seduce people, aren't you ashamed of a big man?

Floor 62 Sea Breeze

Reply to the 60th floor: Uh...does he not respond at all?Can the owner describe the situation in detail?

Floor 63·The rational fan of the male god

How about a stop upstairs?I, who is also a fan, can't stand it anymore, don't try to blackmail our male gods.

Floor 64 The Happy Prince [Original]

Reply to the 62nd floor: I was drugged at the time, and then I seduced him and wanted him to help me cure my sex, but he went to the hospital to buy sedatives and let me sleep all night.

Floor 65·Aaron

Pfft~hahahahahaha.I'm sorry the host didn't hold back.

Floor 66·Aaron

In fact, he did the right thing. It's not a matter of seduction being unsuccessful, but a matter of sticking to principles.The landlord himself was drugged and not voluntary. If he really wanted to do something to the landlord, wouldn't he be a villain who took advantage of others' danger.

Floor 67 Sea Breeze

Upstairs +1, the host cannot draw the conclusion that he is indifferent and not interested in you because of this incident, but I think he has a good character and is worthy of the host's pursuit.

And I can see from the landlord's explanation that he should actually have a good impression of you.

Therefore, the landlord will go up bravely tonight!

Waiting for you to come back to report the results~

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The author has something to say: there is a chapter of water, but it is related to the plot later.