If you don't get slapped in the face, you will be "slapped"

——On how to intentionally sprain the foot correctly. (PS: Girls whose acting skills are too awkward, please ignore this. If you are doing a fake show for the male god, you have to do it, and the scumbag will not be responsible for the medical expenses.)

Time: best at night, followed by others.

Location: sports meeting, campus road, library, cinema, playground, small trails, etc.

Assists: light rain, darkness, steps, stones, acting (highlight) and more.

Process: In a dimly lit movie theater, you and your male god hurried into the screening room one after the other...

……

As night fell, the wind was as cold as ever.

Lin Yan parked the car he borrowed from a classmate on the side of the road, and led Wang Ziling into a small alley.

"Cross this alley and you'll be there in no time, but the road is not easy to walk." He said and turned on the phone light, "Ziling be careful, I'll show you the way from behind."

"Ah."

Wang Ziling looked at the slippery and uneven ground due to the rainy weather these past few days, and said in his mouth, but quickly scanned the thoughtful tips on the love cheats.

——When you are alone with your male god, or when you meet the right time, place and people at the same time, please be sure to create opportunities for intermittent or continuous physical contact.

It took him two days to memorize all the above contents, and his heart beat a little faster at this moment.After the two walked for a while, his eyes finally caught a small stone in front of him, he squinted slightly, and it was time to test his acting skills.

He walked towards the stone inadvertently (there is an inconspicuous step in front of you), and his footsteps just landed on the stone with a slight inclination of his instep (pretending not to notice that he stepped on the air), stepping on it as if he was heavy (you lost The center of gravity almost fell, accompanied by a soft cry of pain.)

"Ah~"

"Is Ziling okay?!" Lin Yan who was following behind stepped forward to support him without thinking, and asked nervously, "Did you sprain your ankle?"

"Okay...it seems to be." He slightly raised his brows. (You bite your lips lightly, showing a trace of pain and forbearance)

"Does it hurt?" Lin Yan asked softly, feeling his heart was tangled together.

"No, it doesn't hurt."

"Sorry, it's my fault. I shouldn't have taken you this way." He said guiltily.In fact, he could have driven around and taken other roads, but he hesitated all the way because he was in a hurry, so he chose this shortcut.Perhaps in the first place, Wang Ziling should not be brought here for dinner under such a tight schedule.

"I'm fine, I just twisted it and it didn't hurt me." Seeing that Lin Yan seemed to be blaming himself, Wang Ziling regretted not acting and took two steps forward to prove it.

However, Lin Yan seemed to feel even more guilty. He probably thought he was holding on.

"Ziling, how about I...I..." Carry you.Lin Yan walked quickly to his side to support him, hesitating and unable to speak.

"Ok?"

With a dejected face: "I'll help you to Uncle Dong's shop to rub some medicinal wine." He felt that the current relationship between them was still too abrupt.

Uncle Dong...?Wang Ziling nodded suspiciously.

They didn't speak any more during the rest of the journey, and the atmosphere was neither awkward nor awkward, but a certain kind of harmony and warmth slowly brewed.

Being too close to Lin Yan made Wang Ziling's limbs stiff and all his attention was on him. He had stepped into a small pit without noticing. Lin Yan didn't even have time to remind him. I grabbed Wang Ziling's waist for fear that he would be injured again.

"Are you okay?"

"..." Wang Ziling looked back at him with straight eyes.Eyes intertwined (the male god supported you and led you to the seat, and asked about your condition, you shook your head and stared into his eyes, hesitantly said-thank you.) He suddenly remembered this sentence while his head continued to be empty .So, he said with a blank expression.

"Thank you." After speaking, he blinked and looked away shyly.I'm speechless, don't think about any love strategies anymore.

"No...you're welcome." Wang Ziling's blinking eyelashes swept Lin Yan's heart like a small brush, and he said with a dry throat.He could clearly feel that his heart rhythm was beating irregularly, and the hand tightly wrapped around his waist seemed to be stuck with super glue, and he was reluctant to let go.

It took him a while to let go of him.

"Let's keep going, we won't be far."

"Um"

A person who forced himself to hold back his mind and not pay too much attention to the person around him, and a person who forced himself not to be inexplicably agitated, but nothing happened anymore.

After more than ten minutes, the two stopped in front of a courtyard with three entrances and three exits.The house is very imposing, with a big red lantern hanging on both sides of the red lacquered gate, and two imposing big lions standing at the gate.This kind of quaint and full-bodied house makes it easy to tell at a glance that the owner's house is extraordinary.

And the most special thing is that there is a bracket exhibition board at the door, and a piece of red rice paper is pasted on the exhibition board, with the writing written in a brush--

Recipe of the day.

Steamed meat

Bergamot Golden Scroll

Steamed Pomfret

Pearl Tofu

Broccoli with Straw Mushrooms

Bird's Nest Shredded Chicken Soup

dessert

Chestnut cake

Jade Cake

business as usual

"Fortunately, the lantern is still on." Lin Yan looked at the high hanging red lantern and smiled. When he lowered his head, he saw Wang Ziling standing in front of the exhibition board.

"The writing is very good." Wang Ziling said to Lin Yan who walked beside him.

"It tastes better, go in and taste it."

The two had just crossed the threshold when a middle-aged man in his 50s, wearing a white top hat, an old-fashioned cardigan, and a calf-length brown oil leather apron around his waist, came from the inner courtyard.

"Boy Lin," he laughed as soon as he saw Lin Yan, "I thought you weren't coming."

"How is it possible?" Lin Yan also replied with a smile, "Uncle Dong's craftsmanship is unique. I have thought about the delicious food made by Uncle Dong for a long time. If I don't come, how can I be worthy of my stomach."

"Hahaha, you are the one who talks the most." Dong Yi laughed heartily and then noticed Wang Ziling next to him, "This one next to him is...?" He saw that Lin Yan seemed to be very close to him, and he could hardly walk. Paste (support) together.

"This is my friend, Wang Ziling. Today I specially brought him here to taste Uncle Dong's dishes."

"Hello." Wang Ziling nodded to him, his eyes swept across his face calmly, for some reason he always felt that this person was inexplicably familiar.

"Okay, the young man looks very gentle and elegant, not bad. Since you are bringing friends for dinner, why don't you treat them well? How about this, Lin boy, you can order whatever you want, and I will make it for you."

Lin Yan waved his hand: "Just today's recipe is fine. Everything Uncle Dong cooks is delicious."

"Your mouth is good~ good." Dong Yi shook his head with a smile on his face, stepped out of the threshold and lifted the display board, then turned off the switch of the red lantern on the wall and said, "Go in, find a room and wait." I will cook for you."

"Thank you, Uncle Dong. And Uncle Dong, I want to ask, do you still have the medicinal wine you gave me before?"

"Yes, why were you beaten again?" He frowned.

"It's been so long, why does Uncle Dong still remember that incident?" Lin Yan was a little helpless, "It's not me, but Ziling sprained accidentally on the road just now, Uncle Dong's medicinal wine is quite effective, I want to wipe it for him .”

"Oh," Dong Yi understood and nodded, "No problem, I'll let Xiao Si bring it to you later."

Several people walked and said that when they walked to the outer courtyard, they happened to meet Dong Yi's third apprentice, Xiaosan.

"Master, it's twenty past seven. I'm going to inform the diners that the meal time is coming soon."

"Well, let's go, and send Lin Yan and the others to the east wing by the way."

"I know the master."

Xiaosan sent them to the wing room: "Xiao Lin, you go in first and wait for a while, I will turn on the heater."

"Thank you third brother, sorry for your trouble."

"Don't be polite to me," Xiaosan joked, "You are now a big celebrity around our master, and if you don't come every once in a while, my master will have to nag you."

"Hey, third brother was joking. I also want to thank third brother for speaking kindly about me in front of Uncle Dong."

"Haha, I know why the master likes it so much." Xiaosan patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, I'm going to do something, and you can do whatever you want."

"Third Brother, go get busy." Lin Yan nodded and led Wang Ziling into the room.

The furnishings in the house complement each other with the courtyard, and you can see the beautiful and extraordinary tiger painted music screen and the sandalwood Eight Immortals table with exquisite workmanship.And there are other old antique furniture.Wang Ziling could tell at a glance that all the decorations in the room were of high value, and eating a meal here would certainly not be cheap.But he didn't have time to worry about this for the time being, after Lin Yan closed the door, he asked with a bad face.

"Who beat you before?"

"Haha, why would Ziling ask this?" Lin Yan laughed unnaturally, "I thought you would be interested in this place."

"..." Wang Ziling looked at him and said nothing.

"Okay, let's go over and talk." Lin Yan disturbed his head and helped him to sit down at the table, "It all happened the year before last. I came to Uncle Dong's place to do a food survey. I walked a lot in the alley at night. I met a group of punks. And then..." Lin Yan shrugged, meaning it goes without saying.

"..."

Seeing that Wang Ziling still seemed a little unhappy, he cleared his throat and explained: "Ahem, well, actually I didn't fight back on purpose that time, otherwise I wouldn't beat those people to pieces with my skills. .”

Wang Ziling frowned: "Why?"

"A bitter trick!"

"?"

"Ziling knows that we have built a gourmet website. Simply put, it is to dig out all the delicious food and then write an article about it for an interview. This requires the approval and authorization of the host. But at the beginning I went back and forth. It took several months to get Uncle Dong to agree, but in the end I was beaten with a bruised nose and my face was swollen. After Uncle Dong rescued me, the next thing will be a matter of course." A certain person spread his hands proudly, "So, actually I still I want to thank those people, if it wasn’t for them, I don’t think I would have gotten the power of attorney until now.”

Wang Ziling stood up: "Really..."

Lin Yan: "??" Eh, what's going on, I feel that Ziling is even more unhappy.

Then, the moment he blinked, he was suddenly hugged by Wang Ziling's waist, and before he could react, he fell to the ground.But obviously Wang Ziling's strength was well controlled, and Lin Yan didn't even feel much pain.

Wang Ziling looked at him condescendingly and spat out a word: "Weak."

Being despised by Ziling, Lin Yan wanted to cry, but he got up from the ground and carefully supported Wang Ziling, "Ziling, your feet are still hurt, so don't use force."

"..." Someone who completely forgot about this setting was speechless.It's really troublesome, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't do these things.

"Did Ziling learn this skill before?" Lin Yan asked curiously.

"Well, I have learned grappling for several years." Wang Ziling nodded. He has been practicing martial arts with a veteran since he was 10 years old. If it wasn't for looking for Lin Yan, he might have already joined the army.Of course, besides self-protection, what he learns is more important to find Lin Yan to protect him from any harm in the future.

"No wonder Ziling said I was weak, heh." He shook his head.

"Dong dong." At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the house.After Lin Yan Fu Wang Ziling sat down, he walked over to open the door.

It's Dong Yi's fourth apprentice, a glamorous young woman in her 30s who can't hide her beauty even in a chef's attire.

"Fourth sister, it's been a long time and she's still so pretty."

Chen Xia covered her mouth and smiled, looking left and right: "Hey, it's been a long time since the handsome Lin's mouth is still so sweet."

Lin Yan blocked the door from left to right: "Where is it, I'm just telling the truth."

"Why are you still standing here? Didn't you bring your new classmates to dinner? Quickly introduce me." Chen Xia stretched her neck in dissatisfaction, but someone came out and locked the door tightly.

"Fourth sister, this classmate of mine has a thin skin and can't stand your teasing." You must know that before when friends from his area came here, they were all red-faced by the fourth sister's teasing.He couldn't let Ziling be molested like that.

"Tsk, seeing how nervous you are, I'm even more curious." Hmph, there will be plenty of opportunities later. "Here, the medicinal wine you want." She threw a palm-sized glass jar at Lin Yan.

Lin Yan quickly caught it with both hands: "Thank you Fourth Sister."

"Okay, I'm off to work." Turning around and waving.

"Fourth sister, go slowly."