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"I invite you, go out for a drink."

Bian Mu shook his feet twice, forget it, because you are so scared, let me forgive you this time, "Go and get some to eat."

Drinking or something, thinking beautifully.

But the truth is, Bian Mu drank a lot, why, because someone mentioned about him. Dad, on the yellow carpet in the living room, two men were leaning side by side on the sofa, with their legs stretched under the tea table. There are porridge, crayfish, fried rice noodles, red wine bottles, white wine bottles, beer bottles, all on the sofa on the ground, and there is a beer bottle standing in front of Bian Mu, with a wave of his hand, he rolls into the gap with a gurgle, " Heh, if you really think I'm stupid, Dad will only teach me a lesson, and even buy me paintings specially, it's a fantasy, Xiao Kouzi, tell me, do I look like a fool?"

The wine in his mouth became more and more bitter, Bian Mu hated iron and steel and stuffed another cup of white, his hot eyes were red, the two of them are like two beggars with the same fate tonight, each complaining about their own suffering, Shao Kou His voice has always been low, especially after drinking, it has a scent of agarwood, and the long blank space in the middle makes people anxious and attractive. He said, "You are okay, at least you have your father in charge, so be content."

Bian Mu didn't seem to hear, with half a sip of wine in his mouth, he pulled the man next to him and leaned over with one hand, leaning against his shoulder, staring at him with narrow and half-closed eyes, "You mean, your father Never cared about you?"

After receiving an affirmative answer, Bian Mu suddenly became excited. He envied him. He had imagined a life without his father's arrogance for a long time. "Tell me, tell me, how do you feel?"

Shao Kou picked up a crayfish and stuffed it in his mouth, please don't talk, it will hurt your feelings.

Bian Mu chewed it a few times and swallowed it without any taste. A bear pounced on him and strangled him, "Say it, say it."

The man next to him was staggered by him, and hurriedly opened his arms to catch him. This man was so strong when he knocked his head against the glass.

"Okay, after a drink, there must be some blood, isn't it?"

Unable to control my violent temper, I put my arms around him and pressed him hard on the carpet, "What do you want to hear, sit down, you don't have any bones."

Bian Mu groaned twice, kicked off his slippers and fell on the sofa, "I just want to know, what's it like for you without a father?"

Putting one foot on his shoulder, he gave a virtual kick, "Isn't it very free? Like an albatross that can fly to the sky?"

Damn, it's really literary, he doesn't even know what an albatross is.

"Can you speak normally? For me, I think it's very sad not to have a father. I have to explain to you today. Why do you think you are restrained now?"

After serious thinking, Bian Mu pursed his lips and said, "They don't like me, I know, I'm redundant, yes, that is, redundant, they can live perfectly by themselves, they don't need me at all..."

His emotions got out of control again, the same happened to Shao Kou when he saw him last time, his veins popped up as he spoke, and then screamed at his loudest volume, but he couldn't vent it.

One was half lying on the sofa, and the other hugged and comforted his back, "I'm here, well, I need you, really, I need you very much."

Bian Mu is a serious kid, he just stared at you like that, and then began to question, "You, why do you need me?"

My heart is barren and barren, no living thing can survive, so I need you to be the only one.

"Yes, I need you very much, and I need you to help me and cure my illness."

I was very, very sick.

"sick?"

Shao Kou was a little embarrassed to say it, he didn't want to recall it, and he didn't want to say it.

"Well, it must be your illness."

Anyway, when I wake up tomorrow, I will say that I drank too much and talk nonsense.

Bian Mu suddenly understood that this bastard could not be a...

"I don't like men, don't come here."

Being confessed by a man, no, by his subordinates, what should I do?

Shao Kou turned over, leaned on the sofa and slid down slowly, lowered his eyelids, and said in a soft and warm voice, "I am a..."

Bian Mu felt that he had paused for a long time, and couldn't help but want to kick him, and then he was afraid of falling into the wolf's den by mistake, so he held his breath and waited for the next sentence. The musty disc, harsh and awful, "I'm, asexual."

Then what do you have to talk to me about?

"Go away, nonsense."

This time I didn't control my feet, kicked him directly in the face, watched his head turn to the side, and then turned back, he still said in the same tone, "Don't believe me?"

With treacherous eyes fixed on his lips, he stood up suddenly and pressed his hand, and after slowly approaching, neither of the two men closed their eyes this time, and the reflected shadows doubled and blurred with the feeling of the body. The mellow fermentation is unusually full, and then bursts.

Bian Mu only felt that his body was very hot, his hands were strong, the beard on his chin was a bit prickly, and his eyes, beautiful crystal-like facets, were astonishingly bright.

Strolling to the door of the bathroom, looking at his back bent like a shrimp crawling, oh, asexual, it means no desire, no mobility, is this an explanation?

"You have no feelings for men or women, and you feel sick when you touch it? This should be a disease, and it needs to be cured."

Shao Kou regretted throwing him down impulsively just now, and even regretted why he didn't close the door when he came in in a hurry just now. Moreover, what he said was completely nonsense, and he asked if he knew it, deliberately finding fault, right?

"What, you know how to cure?"

This can really be carefully considered, Bian Mu felt that the burden on his shoulders suddenly became heavy, but he didn't expect that this might be a trap, a sweet trap.

"Seeing that you are more pitiful than me and have no threat, I can take you to a psychiatrist. He is very professional."

I really don't like him praising others. Shao Kou looked at the two men reflected in the mirror, and he still hoped that he could reap love from the bottom of his heart. Even if that person wasn't him, he was willing to wait and wait, because he learned No, exclusive.

In the middle of the night, lightning and thunder suddenly started outside, and the rumbling sounded again and again, waking up the man on the bed more and more violently. He turned over and felt that he was pressing down on him. Shao Kou touched his hand, sat up and carefully covered him. It's so annoying, get up and sit at the coffee table to pack things up, drinking is a crime, and you won't have a long memory.

Forget it, anyway, the little painter's drunken virtue is not very good, he forgot to clean it up, cleaned the bowl, made a crispy chicken in the oven, dipped it in tomato sauce and ate it by himself, while looking at the pictures on his phone. News, he felt that he hadn't touched the phone for a long time. First of all, no one called him. Alas, he was alone.

Waiting to turn off the lights and go back, sure enough the quilt has been dragged to the floor, the sleeping position is ecstasy, spread the quilt, pick him up, and roll him into a pancake fruit like a cabbage, which should be stuffed with sausage or fried dough sticks, The taste may be better, um, yes, it looks appetizing.

Lie down and do a hundred push-ups by yourself, sleep with the curtains closed, whether it is raining or thundering outside, it has nothing to do with them.

The temperature in the early morning was a bit low, and many people put on long johns and johns. As soon as Bian Mu went out, he was blown to the ground by the wind, muttering that he was going to buy clothes, "Hurry up."

Hit him again, he is a crispy noodle, what a fart.

"Go first, I didn't tell you to wait for me."

Bian Mu stretches his legs and kicks. If you look at your virtue, who will say that you won’t wait for you? You are not crisp noodles, you are egg noodles.

"I'm afraid you don't know the way, so I'll buy you clothes, Barbie boy."

Why don't you learn from Lin Chiling and make a milky voice, little guy, stand up...

I was ashamed to hear it.

After several times of desperation, Shao Kou could only acquiesce in his wish to be his toy and play back and forth at will.

In the shopping mall, because of the rain, the air conditioner is still on, the music is streaming out along with the heat, Bian Mu is excited about picking out clothes, and Shao Kou is exhausted when changing clothes.

"Okay, just have something to wear. If you have so many, you will almost run out of clothes."

It’s all summer clothes now, and it’s cold today, so I kept some spring clothes on purpose. This little painter is just staring at his shirt, tie and trousers. He’s not going out to give a speech.

"Two sets a day are not enough. I will pick a few vests for you and use them as pajamas at night."

These words, but I am full of love, pick pajamas?

"With your sleeping position, I can't wear anything."

Why do you say that, because these few times, Shao Kou discovered a quirk of him, that is, when he fell asleep, he liked to sleep with his hands on the two points on his chest, and consciously switched from left to right, groping Sometimes it is more like installing a radar, accurately and quickly grasping and kneading.

It made him sleepless a few times, and he felt uncomfortable like a cat scratching. I really wanted to chop off his two front hooves with a kitchen knife. It was annoying.

"Don't frame me without evidence, I won't resist strictness."

Bian Mu continued to pick out the vest and underwear. The socks were all monochromatic. He picked up one and asked the service staff, "Does this have a pattern? Or a small animal on the back."

He saw a little boy wearing sneakers on the road just now, but there was an elephant's nose protruding from the heel, which was very cute and dangled.

Ignoring the black face of the man behind him completely, Bian Mu continued to ask, "Are there any underwear with patterns, such as bullets, or something else?"

It's unbearable, there is no need to endure anymore, Shao Kou still has to practice, it doesn't matter, he can use force to let him wear it himself, when he thinks about it this way, his face is covered with blood, he looks at it when he gets close, there are indeed colorful Various styles, if you wear it on him, wow, there should be praise here.

"Do you have one-piece pajamas here? Ones that cover your legs and arms?"

Bian Mu was originally surprised that he could ask a question, and after listening, he pinched his strong waist viciously, you bastard, why don't you buy a rope to tie him up while sleeping, and a onesie?

You can roll as far as your thoughts go.

The two of them bickered happily, but they didn't realize that there was a person following them all the time. His face was old and dry like a tree trunk exposed in the cold winter months.

The degree was originally to come to see him. Yesterday, because he was too tired, he could go to bed with peace of mind after seeing him. How could he have imagined that after waking up, he would be completely overturned. The private detective sent the previous pictures, some of which were normal In life, there are a few overly affectionate photos in the middle, and he can accept it. However, he originally followed to give him a surprise, but the surprise should become a fright. There should be no Friends, or suitors appear.

Shao Kou was holding a green crocodile trousers to watch, and imagining the effect of wearing it in his heart. Suddenly, a burst of alarm sounded. He first made sure that the little painter was safe, and then quickly pulled him back to the Safe zone, "It should not be on fire, there is no emergency dispersal, let's follow them."

In fact, this happened suddenly in the shopping mall, which frightened a group of customers. They all thought it was a fire and ran away from the steps. Bian Mu subconsciously stretched his head to look downstairs. There was a row of people standing there, making a fuss. Nothing to worry about, Luo La murmured, "I haven't swiped my card yet, those clothes are for nothing."

Shao Kou showed a rare smile, and he was still thinking about the clothes. He was about to tell him that he was going to buy it elsewhere, when he heard the voice of the inferior loudspeaker, "Shao Kou, Shao Kou, please take the initiative to stand up." Come out and work with us, repeat again, Shao Kou, Shao Kou..."

The bustling voices in the crowd amplified infinitely, Bian Mu suddenly took his hand, "I'm not calling you, go through the back door."

In the chaos, their gazes collided, and then Shao Kou avoided it, his lips moved, but he didn't say anything, and when the crowd cleared, he said to him in a very calm voice, "I Go and come, you wait for me."

Several men with badges got out of the car and came over, holding handcuffs in their hands, "Shao Kou, you are arrested on suspicion of beating others to serious injury, please cooperate and return to the police station for investigation."

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: Come as soon as I go, you wait for me.

Bianmu: Don't come back after you go.

Shao Kou: I love your fried-haired little look the most.

Bian Mu: I will shave my head tomorrow.

Shao Kou: The bald head is cuter.

Bian Mu: Are you a pervert?

Shao Kou: That's right, it's only perverted to you.

Thank you, baby Xiaohui, for another ten bottles of nutrient solution, babygo, we are all from Northeast China, we have sauerkraut and stewed vermicelli, there are no ugly monsters in our place, we This corner lacks a mirror mirror...