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Shao Kou was about to order noodles, when he heard movement on the stairs, he raised his head and asked him, "Did you wake up? Or did you wake up from hunger?"

A few men outside did not feel tired after working all afternoon. They brought a hundred orange saplings for experimentation. If they survived, they would be planted in large quantities. The rest of the fruit trees had to be re-fertilized and sprayed with pesticides. Dean Zhang They all picked the new kid, the energetic one, who is sitting under the grape arbor looking at the lotus in the jar, smiling and beckoning the little girl to come over, and beckoning her to see the goldfish inside, swimming a lot joyous.

The little girl had just graduated, and she was quite stable. She sat upright obediently, tilted her head to look, and her voice was as clear and sweet as an oriole, "Dean, are we not going back to the city tonight?"

This place is too broken.

And the Bian Mu upstairs was not willing to talk to this big idiot, so he went straight downstairs and ran over to the chattering old man.

There are a bunch of people in the yard, and the whole is smoky. Where did the cauldron come from?The meat on the barbed wire was crackling and the charcoal was burning red. Why, his house was going to be set on fire?

"Grandpa Zhang, it's still daylight, you should lead the people away after you have eaten, or the neighbors around will come to complain."

It's just an exaggeration, anyway, he regretted it. He thought it was just one or two people, but he couldn't imagine such a large group. Hearing this sound gave him a headache.

All of them are strong men, and they are not afraid of a conflict of interest and they will fight in groups on the spot.

Shao Kou didn't have as many noodles as he thought, and there were several types of noodles, some with simmered rice, some with oil, and some fried noodles with fried sauce. If you see a woman, let's make sweet and sour pork loin , mix with asparagus, take the white pear out of the refrigerator and cut into pieces, pour it into the red wine to soak it, it's cool, it's perfect for this hot night.

The dining table was full of people, and the first person to speak was of course Mr. Zhang, "First of all, thank you little comrade for preparing a sumptuous dinner for us. We will never waste it, and we will definitely eliminate it to the end."

Shao Kou quickly stood up and said that you are welcome. The Bian Mu shoe pointed at him, can you be tougher, this is your home game.

"Moreover, let me introduce. This is my grandson, who is currently studying for a doctorate in ancient literature restoration. Come on, you young people have a relatively recent topic. I will go to bed after eating porridge. You can just play."

The old man always has the idea of ​​showing off his own children, whose children are not as good as one ten-millionth of their own children, looking at Bian Mu with extremely kind eyes, which made him lose his temper, what can he do, this Old and cunning, let him say everything, and he can really drive them away, at worst, close the door and let the dogs go.

After eating and drinking, Shao Kou made arrangements for accommodation. The second floor was relatively quiet, so President Zhang lived in the only guest room, and the rest was downstairs. Next to Shao Kou was the lesbian, because there was a separate bathroom, and then they are all in pairs. The more civilized ones take turns to take a shower, and then go back to the house to brush their phones.

The night is quiet, but sadly, why does Shao Kou feel so restless? His hearing is very sensitive, so in the middle of the night, the sound of the door next to him and the sound of a woman crying, It made him sick, pushed the door out and strode upstairs to the little painter's bedroom, heh, thank you for giving me a perfect excuse.

Seeing the light shining through, he went in without knocking on the door, and saw him sitting at the computer desk writing a book, "Why are you staying up so late? Is it because you slept too much during the day?"

I don't care about you.

Shao Kou sat down on his bed, and happily described the pair of wild mandarin ducks below, "Oh, tell me, girls nowadays don't love themselves at all, and they don't know their size, just like they are in other people's homes, do you think they will?" Will it be a bloody drama?"

Bian Mu, who was relatively slack at first, suddenly kicked up the stool, and swear words sprang out of his throat, "I kick them all out, dirty my house..."

Seeing that the situation was not right, Shao Kou immediately hugged him, and while running down his hair, he apologized carefully, "I'm joking with you, look at you, why are you excited, I just feel that it's too cold to sleep alone, Come up to you for warmth, let's sleep together tonight, okay?"

The little painter definitely has bipolar disorder, cleanliness version 5.0, and so does he, this stinky mouth is talking nonsense.

Bian Mu usually suffers from insomnia in the first half of the night, his mind gradually clears up, and he kicked his calf irritably, "Don't talk about those useless things, I don't know how much you weigh, you can sleep here if you want, just find a bedroll Sleep on the floor."

Unable to understand his hatred, he kicked him again, a person who failed to achieve success and failed to achieve success, could not sleep in the first place, let him be disturbed like this, let alone feel drowsy.

"Okay, I'll get it, don't lock the door."

Damn, don't you say that I haven't remembered to lock the door, you just say...

"You reminded me."

Bian Mu crossed his arms provocatively and looked at the big man sticking at the door, why don't you stop pouring some fertilizer and grow into a giant baby to pierce the sky?

"Don't, am I not the cutie in your heart?"

Make fists with both hands and put them on both sides of your face and shake them up and down. I am a beckoning cat, and a cat beckons you. I am a beckoning cat, so I invite you, a white cat with a bad temper.

It was messy, Bian Mu was not willing to let him occupy the position of the little bastard, the lights were turned off in the room, the heavy curtains were drawn meticulously, a man lay flat on the bed, and a man under the bed, um, was doing push-ups, hehe Hey, my breath is dying and heavy.

Bian Mu complained about him, "Are you showing off to me? There are more than 100, and continue?"

If you don't sleep at night, you do aerobics.

The man lay on his stomach a few more times and stood up. His whole body was emitting heat, and he was still out of breath. "You do a few too, and sleep well at night. I'll use your bedroom to take a bath, okay?"

in vain.

"Well, go ahead, just turn on the light in the bathroom."

After getting permission, Shao Kou raised his hand and took off his cotton half sleeves. He was dripping with sweat. He took off his trousers and washed them together with his half sleeves. He hung them in the bathroom. Lather.

Only one light in the bathroom was turned on in the whole room, and Bian Mu, leaning on his arm, had an inexplicable hallucination when he heard the sound of foaming. The ideal, the snipe and the clam fight, and the fisherman gets a profit, everything becomes colorful, poke it, it will make the heart soft.

There was no bath towel in the bathroom, so I could only come out with a small towel around it. It was dark anyway, so it didn't matter.

Bian Mu could vaguely see a little bit of whiteness, which hurt him again, "Don't harm my towel, it's enough to be naked, who can watch how you drip at night?"

Hehehe, maybe it will be there in the morning.

"Well, sleeping naked is better for your physical and mental health."

Quirky old man.

"I'm physically and mentally healthy and don't need to."

Are you honest in saying this?

"Well, I'm not very healthy, let's go naked."

It's perfect at night when you have to fight with each other before going to bed.

"Do you snore at night?"

This question is completely a free question, why don't you show off your unrivaled sleeping posture skills?

"Even if I snore, you can't hear me."

Is it necessary to be so decisive?Is he deaf, or is it the built-in noise reduction system?

"You wait, if you dare to wake me up, I'll let the little bastard chew off the piece of meat in your middle, and make you talk nonsense."

The person who said it was gnashing his teeth, causing Shao Kou to subconsciously cover the important parts, and he didn't even dare to say, "I was wrong, can't it be okay, little ancestor, please let it go, its mission to come to this world has not yet come. It takes practice to achieve it.”

Sounding good, that's you.

I haven't practiced yet, when can I become a good monk?The road is long and long, and I will search up and down.

"I think your thing is useless. When people hear a girl's cry, they can be ejected in an instant. You, it's like listening to cross talk. Tell me, what else can you expect from it?"

It can do a lot of work, you see, all the flowers and plants in the backyard are waiting for it to pick up, don't look down on it.

"I think you are Snow White's stepmother. You can't lift it up if you are determined to fight it. Why don't you drop it? You have medicine, and you specialize in treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases?"

Hanging on the shoulders of quack doctors, holding secret medicines everywhere.

Begging for alms all over the place is the monk himself.

"I'm a fairy, just rub the mud on my body and it will be there. Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck, oops, I forgot to forget, I often take a bath recently, so there are not many, so, so, I work hard, work hard, oh, I got it , yes, thud thump, here you go."

Still learning east evil and west poison?Shao Kou coughed and ironed his throat. His famous song is Jacky Cheung's, I Love You.

"Ah, I can only use this sentence, a poem that contains my sincerity and is sung with my heart. Please, Bian Mu, please listen to me. After listening to my sentence, I hope you will not dislike it. In fact, this sentence of mine is There are only three words in this sentence, and there are only three in all.

One, two, three!oh!i love you iloveyou...i love you!I love you!I love you you you I love you you you we come we come we come we come we come don't frown let me come joy to you to you to you cry to you joy to you I love You, I am I am I am I am, indeed, indeed, I love you the most, love you, love you, I love you..."

The man's voice is deep and thick, and he deliberately put on a funny tone, making Bian Mu on the bed roll with joy, this guy is too funny, hahaha...

After Shao Kou sang, the only sound in the air was the tumbling sound of the quilt on the bed and the repeated hahaha sound. This child is so easy to coax.

"It sounds good, it sounds good, I applaud you and like you."

This passage was posted on the Internet, absolutely unprecedented, the singing should not be too similar, it is a replica of the cottage, so handsome.

Before going to bed, it’s actually not suitable for such a big mood swing, but, smile, it’s less than ten years, especially, Bian Mu still looks the best when he smiles and shows his dimples.

High-quality sleep quality has been explored all the time, but there are always ups and downs, and there are many mistakes in continuous improvement. Bian Mu was completely excited, and started the next topic, the movies we have watched together in the past.

In the end, Shao Kou squinted his eyes and talked to him forcefully, and tears could be squeezed out of the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes, which shows how difficult he is going through. Can he still be allowed to sleep? If not, can he be allowed to go to bed and chat with him? Brothers are chatting side by side, and I can still feel my heart wandering for a while.

Let's talk more and more, and then, there is no sound on the bed, and the exhausted man under the bed can close his eyes and sleep. In his dream, he hadn't gnawed on the pig's trotters, but suddenly the tiger fell from the sky and took it away. He opened his eyes in a daze, I just saw that guy roll down, that's all, thankfully he didn't land on his face, how much money would it cost to fix his broken appearance, he might not be able to return to his original color, and his thoughts diverged again, he hugged his arms and muttered something in his mouth , "You don't worry."

His legs were fixed for him, and he fell back into sleep.

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: How did I fall in love with you? I was asking myself.

Shao Kou: Huh?

Bian Mu: You sing very well.

Shao Kou: What else?

Bian Mu: Your cooking skills are very good.

Shao Kou: and?

Bianmu: Well, you do a lot of push-ups.

Shao Kou: What else?

Bianmu: What exactly do you want me to praise you for?Say it clearly, will it work?

Shao Kou stood up and flicked the white towel: here.

Bian Mu laughed back angrily: Uh-huh, like a gibbon with a lot of hair.