[comprehensive] personality, programming

Talk about how it feels to have a little loli standing in front of you and ask you to marry her.

Among other things, at least Aizawa Xiaota felt that heaven and man were at war in his heart, entangled and inseparable.

A villain told him that there is no problem with agreeing, she will be your girlfriend when she grows up, wouldn't it be nice to marry her?Osamu Dazai said to follow his own ideas!

Another villain told him, but she is still so young and has no memory of the future, agreeing to her now is tantamount to cheating, as a teacher of the people, don't you have a conscience?

"speak."

Yan Dao approached him, leaning on his leg with one hand, and pulling his tie with the other to pull him down, and finally put his face in front of him.The purple eyes are like the Milky Way in the sky, filled with the most shining starry sky in the world.

Faced with this look, Aizawa Shouta is sweating profusely!

"I..." Said Haoliang felt distressed.

"I..." It's too sad to say.

"I..." The damn question was so hard to choose.

"Shall we talk about it when you grow up? You are too young now." Aizawa Shouta retreated steadily.

"No." Yan Dao put his hands on his hips. "Anyway, you don't lose any choice. I give you three seconds to choose the answer. Whether you choose well or not."

"...Okay." What's the face, what's the conscience, Aizawa Xiao gave in too quickly, and was completely defeated by Xiao Yandao.

After getting the answer he wanted, Yan Dao let go of the work, and Dian Dian ran back to sleep by himself, completely ignoring whether Aizawa Xiaota could fall asleep tonight.And Aizawa Shouta was sitting in the living room with the machine stuck, and visually estimated that it would take several hours to recover from this kind of straight ball hit.

"Good night." Yan Dao, who had already run back to the house, showed his head through the crack of the door again, and blew a kiss by the way.

Affection cannot be retained since ancient times, only routines win people's hearts, Xiao Yandao is too flirtatious, Aizawa Xiaotali died on the spot, and even performed sit-ups in a coffin and died repeatedly.

"Heh heh heh, it's here." Xiao Yandao, who had finished teasing her without any guilt, climbed onto the bed, patted her pillow and quilt, and then lifted the quilt up and nestled in.

The little buttocks paralyzed, the calves turned over, the mundane world has nothing to do with me.

After half an hour...

"Xiaota, please turn off the light for me, I don't want to go down!"

The eldest lady ordered her new fiancé to be outspoken and merciless - she even found it very exciting.

The tool man came over and turned off the light.

"Good night." After the tool man finished speaking, he turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait, don't go yet."

In the darkness, Yan Dao's eyes were shining brightly, almost becoming the only light source.Yan Dao blinked twice, and then spit out the second half of the sentence.

"No goodnight kiss?"

Fuck, blah, blah, who can resist this!

Empress Aizawa retreated two steps and ran away, her mind went blank, and the moment she ran out, she almost hit the wall.

"Oh, I don't want to be teased." Yan Dao whispered a few words, and then fell asleep happily without any pressure.

After a good night's dream, Yandao got up early the next day.

After tying up the apron and stepping on the small bench, Yan Dao specially made today's tonkatsu into a heart shape.

After the meal was ready, Aizawa Xiaota still didn't wake up. It seemed that the stimulation given to him yesterday was too great, which caused him to calm down and fall asleep in the middle of the night.

"Emmm, are you going to work today?"

After muttering, Yan Dao looked up at the time, put down the shovel, untied the apron, jumped off the bench, and rushed into Aizawa Shouta's room wrapped in the smell of breakfast.Then she threw off the slippers without hesitation and jumped onto Aizawa Shouta's bed, and started bouncing back and forth on the bed.

"Wake up too soon, you'll be late for work!"

Awakened by being stomped on, Aizawa Shouta stretched out his hand to hold her ankle with his increasingly serious dark circles and red bloodshot eyes.

"Don't jump, I'm awake, obedient, you go to the living room and stay, I'll go out right away."

"Hurry up." The host of Yandao jumped off the bed and turned on the light switch by the way. "The meal is ready."

After relaxing for a few minutes and getting up from the bed, Aizawa Xiaota rubbed his face.

The moment he sat down at the dining table after cleaning up, staring in a daze at the heart-shaped tonkatsu on the plate, Aizawa Shouta felt his health bar drop again and again.

Ruanrou Township is a tomb of heroes, no wonder the flower growers have always said so, the existence of Yandao host is simply challenging his endurance.

After breakfast, I walked to Xiongying. The moment I opened the door, four old fathers stood outside the door, like four statues, with "Strange people should not come near" written all over it.

"Is Xiao Yandao going out?"

The four statues suddenly came to life, jumping back and forth between looking at Yandao's spring breeze and looking at Aizawa's death ray.

"You are so neatly dressed and you are still with him, where are you going?"

"Going to work today." Yan Dao straightened his clothes. "Besides, Mr. Xiao promised to marry me when I grow up. Of course, I also want to make money for my own dowry!"

The spring-like smiles of the four old fathers froze on their faces, and then they pulled out their ears in neat movements.

It’s really getting old, I can’t hear anything clearly... What is the marriage, what is the dowry... I can’t hear it clearly, I can never hear it clearly, if I don’t hear it clearly, it doesn’t exist.

Yes, nothing wrong, Dad has bad ears, so this thing never existed :).

However, Aizawa Shouta still severely broke the old father's last stubbornness, which is considered to have mastered the ultimate essence of shamelessness.

He picked up the host of Yandao, put on the epic level three armor on his face, and finally looked at the four men who froze at the door.

"Hey, it's the same as what Yan Dao said, is it okay?"

Do you think it is possible?Um?Aizawa Shouta, do you think it's okay?

The faces of the four old fathers were colorful, and finally turned into iron blue, commonly known as face green.

"...you beast." Mori Ogai squeezed out such a sentence through his teeth.

My daughter is only so young now, don't say that she is an adult, and don't say that she will recover in a few days, we have to see now, my daughter, the host of Yandao, she is so big now!

Dare to ask me if I can?

No, no discussion, get out!

Aizawa Xiaota complied with the wishes of the four old fathers, and led the host of Yandao to "get out" mellowly.

Aizawa is a social animal who has not yet taken the driver's license test, Dayan Island is a former mafia who has never had a driver's license, Xiao Yandao has never touched the steering wheel at this time, and the morning is the rush hour of traffic jams. In the end, I chose to travel by tram.

Xiao Yandao's center of gravity was not so stable, so she quietly reached out to the railing to add a life-saving device to herself.

"Huh." Yan Dao breathed a sigh of relief.

Amidst the crowds, Aizawa Shouta hugged the host of Yandao, inexplicably like an unreliable old father with a baby who needs the baby to save himself.

After going through all kinds of hardships, Xiongying came to the teacher's office under the eyes of everyone. Aizawa Shouta put Yandao down and pushed open the door of the office.

"Oh, let me have a look, isn't this Xiaoyan Island?" The first maternal love rushed to them in the middle of the night.

"Hey, Eraser, you have taken care of Yan Dao-sang well!" Yamada was the second to put down the things in his hand and rushed to them.

"Xiao Yandao, we are his colleagues." Midnight pointed at Aizawa Shouta. "Do you know who he is?"

"I know!" Xiao Yandao raised his hand. "Xiaotai is my fiance! He promised to marry me when I grow up!"

The cement secretary didn't take a sip of water and clearly choked in his throat.

Ah ha ha ha ha, fiancé, it turns out that such a small Yan Dao-san has set herself out...

The office gradually fell silent.

All eyes looked at Aizawa Shouta, full of condemnation.

Fortunately, Aizawa Shouta was well-educated, and he would be a hero when he grew up. Otherwise, it would be a cancer that does not contribute to society, or the most serious enough to spend his whole life in a cell.

I never thought that you are such a person. As your colleague, we have to say, you should be sober, Aizawa-kun! It starts in three years, the maximum penalty is the death penalty, and our country’s laws are very perfect. Don’t hesitate to step into it. !

Aizawa's grievance was too great, obviously he was the one who was bought and sold by force.

What broke this silence was the sound of All Might perfectly missing the chair and accidentally sitting on the ground, and then contributing all the mineral water in his hand to his clothes and face.

"Ahahaha, Aizawa-kun, you are really..." All Might got up by grabbing the corner of the table, halfway up he realized that he was at a loss for words.

All Might's first reaction was to say "beast", but the qualities of a hero prevented him from swearing casually.The few swearing words that were originally tossed over and over in his mind for several times, and were finally stuffed into the trash can by All Might with strong self-control.

The hero in the office just watched All Might's expression change from unbelievable to ferocious to determined to calm.

"Aizawa-kun is really... really talented."

Putting on his iconic smiling face, All Might spoke, and even his tone was full of the sleepwalking feeling after the three views were broken.

"...You guys are overthinking." Aizawa Xiaota twitched his eyebrows.

But no one believed him.

"Rubberhead, you are very skilled." Midnight straightened his crooked glasses. "I lost in the middle of the night. I was blind before. I didn't expect you to be so high."

Aizawa Xiaota felt that Yandao's host was blamed entirely because she was cute and didn't seem like a child capable of doing bad things, so she was all blamed on him.

"Forget it, I took Yandao to class."

He chose to give up struggling and let nature take its course, anyway, the situation couldn't get any worse.

All Might finally got up from the ground, "Aizawa-kun wait for me!"

Physical education training ground.

Discipline is nothing, Class A's eyes all follow Yan Dao's action route, it seems that everyone wants to go up and pinch their faces and pat their heads.

"Are you guys listening?" Aizawa Shouta almost wanted to curse. "I'll take Yan Dao away immediately after watching."

"Do you still need to take it away?" All Might supported Yan Dao's feet with one hand, and then he complained in a low voice. "They've all booked people, and they've already brought them back to their dens at such a young age, so they can just bully single dogs."

Yan Island: ...

"Wouldn't it be nice for him to marry me when I grow up? Why do you say he pre-ordered someone?"

The training ground also fell silent.

It's just impossible to get through the day.

After being repeatedly critically hit by a straight ball, Aizawa Shouta threw the test book angrily.

"Hey hey teacher, what are you going to do!" Midoriya Izuku screamed with sharp eyes.

"Teacher, we are wrong, teacher, don't you think we didn't say anything else about your behavior!" Class A swarmed up, surrounded by Aizawa Xiaota. "It's just that Teacher Yandao is still so young, isn't it normal for us to worry?"

"Yes, yes, we really didn't think of anything bad, so we don't need to find other people to train us."

"That's right, it's enough to have Mr. Yandao!"

Chattering all over the place.

Aizawa Shouta: ...

Damn it, I can't clean up my scapegoat even if I jumped into the river today.