Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day
Chapter 43 Gloomy President x Quick Knife Master Chef
Luo Jiujiang was chopping ribs in the kitchen.His mood was so high that even the collision of the kitchen knife and the chopping board sounded like a percussion rhythm.
The system hurriedly warned him: [The host should restrain himself! ]
The host is so happy, he is so happy that the prototype of Yinsha has unconsciously appeared in the sound of chopping vegetables and meat!
In the last world, in front of thousands of people, playing a song of birds and phoenixes on the flute, and finally made the video recording become the best sound in this world, which is basically the extreme that the system logic module can accept.
If Luo Jiujiang used a kitchen knife to chop up a song called Ten Thousand Beasts Returning to the Clan in this world, the system would never forgive him!
[oh oh? ] Luo Jiujiang came back to his senses, with a natural and gentle smile in his tone, [Well, let me pay attention. ]
After a pause, Luo Jiujiang, who was extremely happy, had a new idea: [To celebrate, when we go to beat Ji Shijie tonight, let's beat him twice. ]
System: […] Ji Shijie is also wronged.
That's right, it may be because the new world is extremely peaceful and there is no Han Qianling around, Luo Jiujiang is bored and has nothing to do.
So he always maintained the routine of beating Ji Shijie every night.
Even on the night when he was misunderstood by Han Qianling and was finally escorted home by a police car, Luo Jiujiang still did not forget Ji Shijie.
Judging from his schedule of coming to beat Ji Shijie on time every day during this period, the system simply suspected that Luo Jiujiang regarded Ji Shijie as a punch card machine.
Moreover, the system monitoring also showed that Ji Shijie had a miserable time during this period.
Even though he was beaten by Luo Jiujiang until he had nowhere to attack, Luo Jiujiang still didn't let him go.
One of them, even the system even felt that Luo Jiujiang would probably give people a rest, so as not to beat people to death, the system watched the video loading module display, display...
It shows that before Luo Jiujiang beat Ji Shijie, he used spiritual energy to heal him.
System: […] This is even more cruel!
Luo Jiujiang cured Ji Shijie a little, and then beat him up again as a sandbag.
You know, the most unbearable thing is to be hit hard when the wound is about to heal.Ji Shijie obviously never understood why Luo Jiujiang's fist seemed to hurt more and more each time.
In fact, he shouldn't think about why he is in such pain, what he should think about is why he is not dead yet.
Facing Luo Jiujiang who had already regarded beating him as a daily task, Ji Shijie was so aggrieved that he vomited blood.
It didn't take long for this kind of life to be beaten and unable to fight back, Ji Shijie decided not to stand still.During this time, he also made his own resistance.
For example, Ji Shijie installed four or five cameras inside the room, all of which are high-definition night-time infrared rays, covering 360 degrees in the room with no dead ends, and intends to use this to film the entire scene of Luo Jiujiang beating himself.
——As a result, the video played on the camera actually showed that Ji Shijie was sleeping peacefully on the bed the whole time!
Without exception, the four or five cameras can confirm each other from every angle, proving that Ji Shijie is indeed sleeping soundly on the bed.
At that moment, Ji Shijie was completely disappointed with modern technology.
In the camera, he can smash his mouth and kick his legs, obviously sleeping soundly.But all the new wounds on his body showed that he was beaten solidly!Could it be that those bruises on his body came out of nowhere?
The system says it is willing to take responsibility for this.
For another example, Ji Shijie used all the cash he had on hand to invite four security personnel from the security company to cover the floor in his room.
He has discussed with these four people, and after the outsiders invade, they will be thieves and hold them down without a word.Ji Shijie wanted to beat him up personally to vent his anger.
Then, at dawn, he turned people over to the Public Security Bureau, reporting to the police that a thief wanted to steal his belongings: he had to have Lin Jingjiang sentenced to jail.
Lin Jingjiang's hometown still has a grandfather, right?When he is free, he will go to Grandpa Lin Jingjiang's town to put up big-character posters, so that every household can see that the old man has raised a grandson who commits crimes, and unless he enters the loess, there will be no peace anywhere!
Ji Shijie thought beautifully, but in the end, Papa gave him two crisp mouths.
The security personnel slept soundly the whole time, and the quality of their sleep made Ji Shijie think they were just pretending.
When the four bodyguards woke up the next morning, they turned pale with fright, and kept asking the employer why you were swollen.
Ji Shijie was not beaten to death by Luo Jiujiang the night before yesterday, but they almost killed him early in the morning.
In the end, the security company asked him to hire Gaoming himself. As compensation, the company refunded the cost of hiring these four personnel.
Then that night, the money was confiscated by Luo Jiujiang, and he was given an IOU.
Holding the IOU, Ji Shijie recalled that night when he was beaten to the point where he hugged his head and wailed, he was forced to pull his fingers, and pressed the red finger prints with his own hands one by one, and couldn't help but feel sad.
When both modern technology and modern manpower failed, Ji Shijie began to look for the great dancer.
It's a pity that such people usually charge more expensive fees, and Ji Shijie has recently spent all his money on repaying the bills. He can't afford to hire famous ones, and the unknown street stalls are not worth the unjust money he spent.
Ji Shijie couldn't find a master with a relatively high cost performance for the time being, so he had no choice but to call the police again.
The police uncles are not unreasonable people. Seeing this young man getting fatter and purple every day, they will not sit idly by.
The problem is that his case is quite evil - he can name and name the suspect who beat him, but after the police investigated, they found that he had gone back to his hometown thousands of miles away a few days ago!
At the very beginning, the police also suspected that although Lin Jingjiang had bought a bus ticket, it was possible that he still stayed in the local area.
However, through follow-up investigation, they found that this was not the case.
This enemy, whom Ji Shijie swears by and called by name, is an anchor by profession.Judging from the content of his daily live broadcast, it can be proved that he has returned to his hometown.
On the day when the police specially watched the live broadcast for him, Lin Jingjiang's video also showed local characteristic buildings.
Finally, in order to completely resolve the doubts of the caller, the police also launched a door-to-door investigation.
However, it turned out that as early as a few days ago, the family had already left the rental house.
So Ji Shijie is blaming a person thousands of miles away for coming back every night to beat him up?
You know, Lin Jingjiang's ticket purchase records can't be found at all by the high-speed rail and the plane, and they are thousands of miles away, so even taking a taxi back home would be difficult.
Ji Shijie said angrily: "Then why don't you consider other possibilities? What if he comes back every night on a shared bicycle?!"
Policemen: "..."
The people's servants politely invited Ji Shijie out.
If Ji Shijie hadn't been in such a miserable state, the police uncle would have tried to calm him down in the name of obstructing the police, and stop harassing him frequently at the police station.
They have business to do every day, and they are very busy!
Ji Shijie returned to his rented house angrily, Liang Xiaojing glanced at him through the crack of the door, then looked at the watch on his wrist, and chose to close the door of his room.
During this period of getting along, she also discovered that Ji Shijie seemed to have some mental problems.Not only did he fall bruised and swollen in his room every day, but he also insisted that someone else beat him.
However, the person he blamed, that is, the roommate anchor who worked with him before, left the city early tomorrow!
And it may be because of being "beaten" every night, Ji Shijie's temper will become very bad when it gets dark.
Liang Xiaojing touched his bad luck for the first time.From then on, as long as it was getting late, she locked the door of her room and refused to come out when she heard any noise.
If it weren't for Ji Shijie's mind is really easy to use, and he has a good grasp of hot spots, and Liang Xiaojing is currently on the rise in her career, she must have moved away long ago.
But even if she doesn't move now, Liang Xiaojing is determined to break up with Ji Shijie - as long as her food and TV business becomes more popular and the flow of fans stabilizes, she will definitely leave Ji Shijie behind!
This man is mentally ill.If it wasn't for the red, let alone cohabitation, even the neighbors wouldn't have to do it.
What's more, didn't Ji Shijie just dump the anchor roommate he worked with before?Since everyone is the same kind of person, there is nothing embarrassing about tearing each other down.
While thinking, Liang Xiaojing screwed the door tightly backwards one last time.
…………
That night, Ji Shijie sat by the bed tremblingly.
He has been formed into a new biological clock by Luo Jiujiang, and he has to be beaten every day before he dares to sleep at ease.
As the time passed minute by minute, Ji Shijie was secretly pinching the seconds in his heart.
All day today, the police ran around to solve his case, and Ji Shijie followed him all the way.Even though he had expected it in his heart, Ji Shijie still had doubts about himself the moment he realized that Lin Jingjiang had indeed completely left the city.
You know, the other party's eyesight is very sharp, and he can move freely in the dark, and he never needs to turn on the lights.So Ji Shijie was beaten in the dark every time.
Although on the first night when he was beaten, Ji Shijie could see the opponent's face clearly by the moonlight.However, what if Lin Jingjiang took advantage of his habitual psychology and hired thugs to trouble him after leaving by the high-speed train?
The question that the police asked Ji Shijie today gave him a blow in the head and made him wake up like a dream.
——Is he really sure that the villain who came to beat him every day must be Lin Jingjiang?
His gods and ghosts during these days may be mediocrity!
However, after tonight, Ji Shijie would never ask such a stupid question again.
Because when Yingying and Lin Jingjiang came together, Ji Shijie smelled each other's scent.
That's... that's the aroma of the pork ribs and lotus root soup that Lin Jingjiang made during live cooking today!
I mean, there was no replacement at all, let alone hired thugs, he is Lin Jingjiang, he definitely came back by himself on a shared bicycle!
When he was punched against the wall, Ji Shijie thought angrily.
This night of tears for those who saw it and heard it was not over yet.Just when Ji Shijie had endured the beating, tidied up, wiped off his nosebleed, and was half asleep under the blanket, an arm suddenly appeared.
Someone pulled him out of the hot bed and gave him a new fat beating.
Ji Shijie: "..."
Ji Shijie asked in disbelief: "Haven't you already beaten me today? Why are you still beating me?"
"There is a happy event today, let's celebrate with a beating." Amidst the light scent of pork ribs and lotus root soup, a calm yet cheerful male voice replied to him.
The system hurriedly warned him: [The host should restrain himself! ]
The host is so happy, he is so happy that the prototype of Yinsha has unconsciously appeared in the sound of chopping vegetables and meat!
In the last world, in front of thousands of people, playing a song of birds and phoenixes on the flute, and finally made the video recording become the best sound in this world, which is basically the extreme that the system logic module can accept.
If Luo Jiujiang used a kitchen knife to chop up a song called Ten Thousand Beasts Returning to the Clan in this world, the system would never forgive him!
[oh oh? ] Luo Jiujiang came back to his senses, with a natural and gentle smile in his tone, [Well, let me pay attention. ]
After a pause, Luo Jiujiang, who was extremely happy, had a new idea: [To celebrate, when we go to beat Ji Shijie tonight, let's beat him twice. ]
System: […] Ji Shijie is also wronged.
That's right, it may be because the new world is extremely peaceful and there is no Han Qianling around, Luo Jiujiang is bored and has nothing to do.
So he always maintained the routine of beating Ji Shijie every night.
Even on the night when he was misunderstood by Han Qianling and was finally escorted home by a police car, Luo Jiujiang still did not forget Ji Shijie.
Judging from his schedule of coming to beat Ji Shijie on time every day during this period, the system simply suspected that Luo Jiujiang regarded Ji Shijie as a punch card machine.
Moreover, the system monitoring also showed that Ji Shijie had a miserable time during this period.
Even though he was beaten by Luo Jiujiang until he had nowhere to attack, Luo Jiujiang still didn't let him go.
One of them, even the system even felt that Luo Jiujiang would probably give people a rest, so as not to beat people to death, the system watched the video loading module display, display...
It shows that before Luo Jiujiang beat Ji Shijie, he used spiritual energy to heal him.
System: […] This is even more cruel!
Luo Jiujiang cured Ji Shijie a little, and then beat him up again as a sandbag.
You know, the most unbearable thing is to be hit hard when the wound is about to heal.Ji Shijie obviously never understood why Luo Jiujiang's fist seemed to hurt more and more each time.
In fact, he shouldn't think about why he is in such pain, what he should think about is why he is not dead yet.
Facing Luo Jiujiang who had already regarded beating him as a daily task, Ji Shijie was so aggrieved that he vomited blood.
It didn't take long for this kind of life to be beaten and unable to fight back, Ji Shijie decided not to stand still.During this time, he also made his own resistance.
For example, Ji Shijie installed four or five cameras inside the room, all of which are high-definition night-time infrared rays, covering 360 degrees in the room with no dead ends, and intends to use this to film the entire scene of Luo Jiujiang beating himself.
——As a result, the video played on the camera actually showed that Ji Shijie was sleeping peacefully on the bed the whole time!
Without exception, the four or five cameras can confirm each other from every angle, proving that Ji Shijie is indeed sleeping soundly on the bed.
At that moment, Ji Shijie was completely disappointed with modern technology.
In the camera, he can smash his mouth and kick his legs, obviously sleeping soundly.But all the new wounds on his body showed that he was beaten solidly!Could it be that those bruises on his body came out of nowhere?
The system says it is willing to take responsibility for this.
For another example, Ji Shijie used all the cash he had on hand to invite four security personnel from the security company to cover the floor in his room.
He has discussed with these four people, and after the outsiders invade, they will be thieves and hold them down without a word.Ji Shijie wanted to beat him up personally to vent his anger.
Then, at dawn, he turned people over to the Public Security Bureau, reporting to the police that a thief wanted to steal his belongings: he had to have Lin Jingjiang sentenced to jail.
Lin Jingjiang's hometown still has a grandfather, right?When he is free, he will go to Grandpa Lin Jingjiang's town to put up big-character posters, so that every household can see that the old man has raised a grandson who commits crimes, and unless he enters the loess, there will be no peace anywhere!
Ji Shijie thought beautifully, but in the end, Papa gave him two crisp mouths.
The security personnel slept soundly the whole time, and the quality of their sleep made Ji Shijie think they were just pretending.
When the four bodyguards woke up the next morning, they turned pale with fright, and kept asking the employer why you were swollen.
Ji Shijie was not beaten to death by Luo Jiujiang the night before yesterday, but they almost killed him early in the morning.
In the end, the security company asked him to hire Gaoming himself. As compensation, the company refunded the cost of hiring these four personnel.
Then that night, the money was confiscated by Luo Jiujiang, and he was given an IOU.
Holding the IOU, Ji Shijie recalled that night when he was beaten to the point where he hugged his head and wailed, he was forced to pull his fingers, and pressed the red finger prints with his own hands one by one, and couldn't help but feel sad.
When both modern technology and modern manpower failed, Ji Shijie began to look for the great dancer.
It's a pity that such people usually charge more expensive fees, and Ji Shijie has recently spent all his money on repaying the bills. He can't afford to hire famous ones, and the unknown street stalls are not worth the unjust money he spent.
Ji Shijie couldn't find a master with a relatively high cost performance for the time being, so he had no choice but to call the police again.
The police uncles are not unreasonable people. Seeing this young man getting fatter and purple every day, they will not sit idly by.
The problem is that his case is quite evil - he can name and name the suspect who beat him, but after the police investigated, they found that he had gone back to his hometown thousands of miles away a few days ago!
At the very beginning, the police also suspected that although Lin Jingjiang had bought a bus ticket, it was possible that he still stayed in the local area.
However, through follow-up investigation, they found that this was not the case.
This enemy, whom Ji Shijie swears by and called by name, is an anchor by profession.Judging from the content of his daily live broadcast, it can be proved that he has returned to his hometown.
On the day when the police specially watched the live broadcast for him, Lin Jingjiang's video also showed local characteristic buildings.
Finally, in order to completely resolve the doubts of the caller, the police also launched a door-to-door investigation.
However, it turned out that as early as a few days ago, the family had already left the rental house.
So Ji Shijie is blaming a person thousands of miles away for coming back every night to beat him up?
You know, Lin Jingjiang's ticket purchase records can't be found at all by the high-speed rail and the plane, and they are thousands of miles away, so even taking a taxi back home would be difficult.
Ji Shijie said angrily: "Then why don't you consider other possibilities? What if he comes back every night on a shared bicycle?!"
Policemen: "..."
The people's servants politely invited Ji Shijie out.
If Ji Shijie hadn't been in such a miserable state, the police uncle would have tried to calm him down in the name of obstructing the police, and stop harassing him frequently at the police station.
They have business to do every day, and they are very busy!
Ji Shijie returned to his rented house angrily, Liang Xiaojing glanced at him through the crack of the door, then looked at the watch on his wrist, and chose to close the door of his room.
During this period of getting along, she also discovered that Ji Shijie seemed to have some mental problems.Not only did he fall bruised and swollen in his room every day, but he also insisted that someone else beat him.
However, the person he blamed, that is, the roommate anchor who worked with him before, left the city early tomorrow!
And it may be because of being "beaten" every night, Ji Shijie's temper will become very bad when it gets dark.
Liang Xiaojing touched his bad luck for the first time.From then on, as long as it was getting late, she locked the door of her room and refused to come out when she heard any noise.
If it weren't for Ji Shijie's mind is really easy to use, and he has a good grasp of hot spots, and Liang Xiaojing is currently on the rise in her career, she must have moved away long ago.
But even if she doesn't move now, Liang Xiaojing is determined to break up with Ji Shijie - as long as her food and TV business becomes more popular and the flow of fans stabilizes, she will definitely leave Ji Shijie behind!
This man is mentally ill.If it wasn't for the red, let alone cohabitation, even the neighbors wouldn't have to do it.
What's more, didn't Ji Shijie just dump the anchor roommate he worked with before?Since everyone is the same kind of person, there is nothing embarrassing about tearing each other down.
While thinking, Liang Xiaojing screwed the door tightly backwards one last time.
…………
That night, Ji Shijie sat by the bed tremblingly.
He has been formed into a new biological clock by Luo Jiujiang, and he has to be beaten every day before he dares to sleep at ease.
As the time passed minute by minute, Ji Shijie was secretly pinching the seconds in his heart.
All day today, the police ran around to solve his case, and Ji Shijie followed him all the way.Even though he had expected it in his heart, Ji Shijie still had doubts about himself the moment he realized that Lin Jingjiang had indeed completely left the city.
You know, the other party's eyesight is very sharp, and he can move freely in the dark, and he never needs to turn on the lights.So Ji Shijie was beaten in the dark every time.
Although on the first night when he was beaten, Ji Shijie could see the opponent's face clearly by the moonlight.However, what if Lin Jingjiang took advantage of his habitual psychology and hired thugs to trouble him after leaving by the high-speed train?
The question that the police asked Ji Shijie today gave him a blow in the head and made him wake up like a dream.
——Is he really sure that the villain who came to beat him every day must be Lin Jingjiang?
His gods and ghosts during these days may be mediocrity!
However, after tonight, Ji Shijie would never ask such a stupid question again.
Because when Yingying and Lin Jingjiang came together, Ji Shijie smelled each other's scent.
That's... that's the aroma of the pork ribs and lotus root soup that Lin Jingjiang made during live cooking today!
I mean, there was no replacement at all, let alone hired thugs, he is Lin Jingjiang, he definitely came back by himself on a shared bicycle!
When he was punched against the wall, Ji Shijie thought angrily.
This night of tears for those who saw it and heard it was not over yet.Just when Ji Shijie had endured the beating, tidied up, wiped off his nosebleed, and was half asleep under the blanket, an arm suddenly appeared.
Someone pulled him out of the hot bed and gave him a new fat beating.
Ji Shijie: "..."
Ji Shijie asked in disbelief: "Haven't you already beaten me today? Why are you still beating me?"
"There is a happy event today, let's celebrate with a beating." Amidst the light scent of pork ribs and lotus root soup, a calm yet cheerful male voice replied to him.
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