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Today is a day worth remembering.

After Luo Jiujiang came to this world, on the first day he met his object, he was taken away by the police uncle.

——His subject personally reported it.

This tm is very embarrassing.

The system has begun to see Luo Jiujiang's jokes.It really lives up to the reputation of "a second-generation system that can be learned". After spending so long with Luo Jiujiang, it has learned to be cynic and sarcastic with revenge.

System: [Bai Yueguang. ]

Luo Jiujiang: […]

System: [Han Qianling. ]

Luo Jiujiang: […]

System: [Your Qianling, the best Qianling in the world. ]

Luo Jiujiang: [...that's true. ]

The system didn't expect that there would be such a boss in the world who still has no regrets after being tricked into the next situation, so he couldn't help but ask one more question: [May I ask if the host has anything else to praise Bai Yueguang this time? ]

Immediately, under the brain wave frequency detected by the system, Luo Jiujiang actually said the following sentence completely sincerely.

He said with relief: "Qianling has a strong sense of self-protection, which is great." ]

system:[……]

It's just a mouthful, otherwise why would you ask this sentence redundantly? !

Withdrawing his attention from communicating with the system, Luo Jiujiang concentrated on looking at the police uncles in front of him.

"No really, it's just a misunderstanding." Luo Jiujiang said very sincerely.

The town police also said to him very earnestly: "We also very much hope that this is a misunderstanding."

You know, the small town has always been a quiet, remote, undisturbed place, and a very suitable place for the elderly.

Basically, the young people in the town have already gone out to work, and most of the people who stay in the town are old men and women who have retired.As for those government workers, most of them are middle-aged people born and raised locally.

To be native means to be related.

If you take out the genealogy and put it on display, the old Lin who is interrogating Luo Jiujiang in front of you will have to call Luo Jiujiang's current body uncle.

The folk customs in the small town are simple and honest, and the criminal cases that the police have dealt with over the years are generally only theft—and there is no burglary of such a bad nature.

Therefore, Luo Jiujiang was reported for inducing others to take drugs, which can really be said to be the first major case in the town in 20 years.Fearing to deal with such a vicious case, the police force was not enough, and the police station even the registered policemen were dispatched.

Luo Jiujiang added again: "This is really just a misunderstanding."

"We would rather it was a misunderstanding, but you need to come up with something to prove it." Speaking of this, the person who interrogated Luo Jiujiang was also very helpless, "Otherwise, you will be a criminal suspect before the results of the testing center come out."

You know, Han Qianling reported to the police through his secretary, and the police assigned the task layer by layer, and finally released it to the nearest police station in the town.

Han Qianling's social status in this world is very high, so reporting the case is very important, so as not to cause adverse social impact.

The police confiscated all the dishes in Luo Jiujiang's kitchen on the spot and took samples one by one meticulously.Since there is no testing center in a small place, as soon as the samples are available, they are sent to the city as soon as possible.

Lao Lin said: "You can explain the whole process in detail, otherwise, when the results of the testing center come out, people from the city may come to interrogate you."

Luo Jiujiang thought carefully about the explanation he might give.

——The reason why Qianling hurts is because he is a soul fragment.He doesn't feel pain after eating my dishes, is it because I suppressed him with spiritual energy?

The system finally couldn't help but jumped out and asked Luo Jiujiang: [The host really intends to say that? ]

Luo Jiujiang is still very experienced: [No, I plan to test it first... Last time I told the truth, I was dealt with under the law of disturbing public order and fined 500 yuan. ]

System: [...No, before you met me?Host, what did you say last time? ! ]

Luo Jiujiang answered honestly: [I said that I can fight against the Dao of Heaven. From then on, the rivers will flow upside down, the mountains and rivers will be overturned, the cold current and the flames will be reversed, the world will be eclipsed, and thousands of people will die. ]

system:[……]

The system said strangely: [Then they actually believed it? ]

[It's the first time to visit another world, so it's not good to hide without experience.At that time, they even knew that Qianling was a dragon. ] So it is not necessary to treat every word he utters with caution.

After answering the systematic questions, Luo Jiujiang raised his head and started his exploration.

He thought about the world's attitude towards the soul, aura, and cultivation of immortals, and tried to ask, "Is it illegal for you to promote feudal superstition?"

Lao Lin: "...Criminal."

Luo Jiujiang said regretfully: "Then there is nothing to explain."

Lao Lin: "..."

system:[……]

This is also called temptation?It has nothing to say!

Luo Jiujiang and the middle-aged man who was actually his nephew according to his seniority looked at each other for a while, feeling that the other was a dead end.

The middle-aged man looked at Luo Jiujiang sadly: "I'm stubborn!"

Luo Jiujiang also looked back helplessly: "I'm serious."

If it wasn't because at Han Qianling's request, the order of food testing was inserted into the queue, and the test results appeared immediately, Luo Jiujiang and the middleman would probably continue to look at each other without embarrassment.

The test results proved that Luo Jiujiang was completely innocent.

His food did not contain any illegal ingredients at all—the condiment that Han Qianling mistook for poppy was actually grass fruit.

Han Qianling stood in the testing center expressionlessly, listening to the staff explain to him with a smile on his face.

He was pale and weak from having just undergone a gastric lavage.

The staff patiently said: "Caoguo is a very common seasoning. Of course, there are many misunderstandings between Caoguo and poppy. This misunderstanding is quite classic. We usually come across a seasoning every half a month. back."

Han Qianling listened patiently to the other party's speech, and he didn't speak slowly until the staff finished speaking.

"However, my disease was really suppressed by these meals."

The staff thought for a while and said very euphemistically: "Maybe it is a spiritual placebo, or a deviation in personal physique... If you think about it better, maybe it is a unique miracle in the world?"

After a pause, he even made a joke: "According to our test results, the food does not contain harmful substances to the human body, and there are even small traces of common pesticides. Except that it is too fragrant and makes people want to eat it Plus, they're very healthy."

Han Qianling was silent for a longer time this time.

He thanked the staff, and the secretary took the test report from the other party for him.Han Qianling turned around and walked towards the stairs. While walking, he talked to the secretary beside him: "Ask a doctor for me."

Is there really such a perfect panacea in the world?He doesn't believe it.

...he kind of wanted to believe it.

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A call was made to the small town police station, informing them of the final results of the test report.

Not only food testing, but also Luo Jiujiang blood testing.

Anyway, no matter which report, the final result proved that Luo Jiujiang was innocent.

The policemen looked at each other, feeling very unbelievable about the result.

You know, they have already learned the identity of Han Qianling's famous entrepreneur through the phone call from their superiors.

Such a wealthy Mr. CEO, who has nothing to do during the day, comes to a small town to knock on the door and ask for a boarding house, and then reports the other party for hiding drugs after eating a meal, only to find out that the matter turned out to be an oolong?

——Are you touching porcelain?

And it's no wonder they were suspicious, after all, the rice served from Luo Jiujiang's house was really delicious.

It would be understandable to say that only braised pork is so fragrant.

Although the middle-aged people are not educated enough, they have been persisting in learning: so the smell of braised pork is not the principle that the oil molecules emit fragrance when they decompose, and the molecules move in the air?

But if you stir-fry bean sprouts and shredded potatoes, it’s so delicious, and even a big pot of white rice, cooking a pot of clear porridge without adding anything is so delicious, isn’t it really unreasonable?

Who would believe it if it was said that there was no material left?

— Science believes.The scientific report proves that Luo Jiujiang did not add anything.

He just cooks delicious food in the purest way.

The policemen looked at each other with a kind of "evil door" eyes, and they could see disbelief in each other's eyes.

They escorted the innocent Mr. Luo Jiujiang home, and then fulfilled their responsibilities as the people's guards. They explained Luo Jiujiang and the neighbors around him one by one very responsibly, washing away Luo Jiujiang's grievances, and reducing their future troubles. .

"Ah, yes, it's nothing. They are all from the folks in the village. What can be the matter?"

"The young man is an eyewitness, we just took the police car to pick him up - isn't this sent back properly?"

"Old Lin's children are not bad, this young man is very good, and he will definitely take his grandfather's job in the future."

After sending Luo Jiujiang home safely, the police car roared away and returned to the police station on the other side of the town.

After the three policemen returned to the police station, they found that they had done something wrong.

——After the small half pot of braised pork and Luo Jiujiang were made, Han Qianling was symbolically poked with the tip of the chopsticks. The fried bean sprouts, shredded potatoes, hot vegetables, and undrinked white rice porridge were all used as evidence confiscated.

When escorting Luo Jiujiang back safely, they forgot to bring back the dishes and dishes.

Logically speaking, the town is not big, so there is no need for a police car to be dispatched, as long as a man runs around with a bag.

however……

It smells really good, even when it is cold, it still smells so good.

In order to try this unprecedented case, the conscientious public servants haven't had dinner yet.

Moreover, after tossing this dish for so long, it is already cold.How dare you return the cold dishes, what if they pour them out?

——What a waste of money!

As public servants of the people, of course they have to consider the people, clean the dishes and bowls, and return them to the citizens!

The men looked at each other, then nodded solemnly.

In a town, everyone is related to each other, eating a meal with relatives is the same as visiting.

There is an on-duty kitchen in the police station, and the old men usually don’t pay attention to it. Usually, whoever is on duty will make instant noodles, or reheat the leftovers at noon.

Therefore, middle-aged people have long mastered skilled kitchen skills.

Add some water to the bottom of the pot to avoid drying out the pot.Skillfully shake the pot back and forth to heat up, and then pour a full plate of dishes into the pot-hiss, it smells so good!

As soon as the temperature of the hot pot comes up, the aroma of the dish comes out all at once!

Lao Chen, who was serving hot dishes, glanced back inadvertently, and his eyes straightened immediately: "Old Liu, Lao Li, put down the bowl for me."

The porridge is not hot yet, and you guys are rushing to eat the cold porridge!

It's almost gone!