Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

Chapter 37 Gloomy President x Quick Knife Chef

Before Luo Jiujiang knew it, the system had invaded Ji Shijie's computer silently.

In fact, he's still going live now.

Pour the cooked chicken, brighter and more delicious carrots, and chopped spinach with curly edges into the porridge and stir well, and a glass dish is placed next to it with a plate of fresh shredded potatoes in vinegar.

The porridge bowl is medium-sized, and the color of the porcelain is very warm, and the bowl of porridge is extraordinarily white.

Luo Jiujiang was not afraid of being hot, and quickly filled a bowl of hot porridge. There were still bubbles on the surface of the porridge. With a thud, a snow-white bubble burst open, revealing white jade-like rice grains floating under the soup surface. .

Although porridge is not a good match for lunch, most lunches also have meat and vegetables, but such a simple bowl of vegetable porridge still makes people hungry.

There is a barrage crying and saying:

- "Although I now have spare ribs and duck in sauce in my lunch box, I still feel that my life is very humble."

- "Now I am holding a soft takeaway lunch box and looking at the rice soaked in vegetable soup, I feel very humble."

- "Is there any way for the anchor to drink your porridge online? One bite is enough, just one bite!"

Luo Jiujiang brought the bowl and plate to the dining table, and roughly adjusted the camera position.

His fingertips were slightly reddened by the radiating heat, but amidst the steaming aroma and water mist of the vegetable porridge, the audience even wanted to nibble on the hands of living people.

- "Don't throw away the anchor's hand when it's hot. Mix it with eggs, coat it with a layer of bread crumbs, fry it and eat it with soy sauce. The children next door will cry."

Luo Jiujiang:? ? ?

He picked up the spoon, scooped up a scoop of boiling hot rice porridge, then brought the porridge to his mouth, and blew in the direction of the camera, exhaling——

The dense white air drifts in front of the camera, and the steam seems to have a strong rice fragrance.

Suddenly ghosts and wolves howled in the barrage.

Facing the camera, Luo Jiujiang slowly ate half a bowl of porridge and a small plate of shredded potatoes.

"Okay, I'll probably eat these for lunch today." Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl and plate aside and announced to the camera.

A few questions quickly flashed across the barrage.

- "??? Just eat these? Didn't you say you want to restore your health? Why do you eat so little?"

- "Anchor, you were not like this when you were eating and broadcasting three days ago."

Looking at these questions, Luo Jiujiang blinked slowly.

"Yes, I'll eat these today." Luo Jiujiang said frankly, "As for the meal three days ago... don't you all know? Sometimes I will ask in the barrage and comment area. I used to be Will make you vomit."

"But not in the future."

"The reason why I only eat these today is because my stomach is used to the mode of swallowing food at high speed and then spit it out quickly. As long as there is a little more in the stomach, even if there is only a slight bloated feeling, I will be very uncomfortable , Subconsciously want to vomit."

"If you can't maintain the proper feeling of fullness and choose to be hungry, the nausea will be just as obvious."

"Just a few days ago, I just received bad news. A friend who is as used to vomiting as I am has already got stomach cancer. He has been vomiting a little longer than me, five years. He is only 25 years old this year."

"I'm in a dilemma right now. I don't feel comfortable eating more or less. I don't know if there are any friends like me in the audience watching the live broadcast. If so, I hope you can quit it - let's quit it together .”

"I'll see you at dinner."

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After Luo Jiujiang turned off the camera in the live broadcast room and dragged the porridge bowl back in front of him, the elusive system appeared again.

It looked at its host with some uncertainty, and saw Luo Jiujiang pick up the porridge spoon with relish and continue to eat: [Isn't the host only able to eat so much? ]

[If there is no aura to repair the body, according to the endurance of this body, I really can only eat so much. ] Luo Jiujiang shrugged his shoulders, [But since I'm here now...Don't talk about drinking more porridge, even beating Godzilla violently can also be one-on-three. ]

System: […] Host, you are really humble, you have no problem with hitting thirty.If there is any situation that makes you one-on-three, it may only be playing mahjong.

The system loves its job and is dedicated to its work. Even if it keeps complaining in its heart, it has not delayed it to report the situation to Luo Jiujiang.

[Just now, I hacked into the target person's computer.The background data running on the computer shows that he has been paying attention to your live broadcast room.Just 3 minutes ago, he was still watching your live broadcast. ]

[Oh. ] Luo Jiujiang said thoughtfully, [In this way, he watched me intact and the declaration of those who decided to restore my health? ]

[He also watched your wonderful esoteric skills, basic knife skills, and potato peeling performance. ] The system announced with a calm electronic voice.

[......]

Luo Jiujiang was silent for a moment, and silently finished the last sip of the porridge bowl.

The bottom of the white porcelain bowl was scraped twice with a spoon, and the scratches were shiny.A thin layer of rice milk is pasted on it. Although the portion is not very large, it looks slightly thick because of the thick porridge juice.

Luo Jiujiang pushed the bowl, turned around and took Lin Jingjiang's mobile phone, and then turned on the screen, and found five new text messages.

Sure enough.

At this time, he remembered to release the original owner from the blacklist.

Ji Shijie still held the expectation that Lin Jingjiang was trying to hold on, and that all his performances were forced smiles, and he desperately hoped that he could be the last straw that broke the camel's back.

He crazily insulted Lin Jingjiang in the text message, and responded with the worst insult to his sexual orientation and behavior, and his intention to kill the original owner was almost ready to come out.

——"So you're not dead yet?"

——Are you still doing live broadcasts?Let the audience see your **** skinny?Don't be ridiculous, the orphan is lying back on the dead man's heap. "

—— "Do the audience know that you are gay, do you know that you smell like toilet sewer **** dad dog? Do I need to tell them?"

Luo Jiujiang sneered, and blocked this person without hesitation.

Over there, Ji Shijie was still grabbing his hair, typing stinky characters frantically on the keyboard with a ferocious face.

As a result, within half a minute, there was a red exclamation mark next to the previous text message he sent, and a short gray text was attached at the bottom.

"The person you are sending to has refused to receive your message."

"!!!" Ji Shijie raised his head in surprise, and the expression on his face instantly became very beautiful:

That old hat Lin Jingjiang, that trash who was tortured to death by him and dared not say a word, he actually... he actually blocked himself? !

how could it be possible!Does the sun rise in the west today?

On the other side, looking at a few text messages on the phone, Luo Jiujiang felt that he fully understood the diversity of human species.

The Shao Lan from the previous world was the type who wanted people to stab him to death with a knife.

However, this Ji Shijie now...

This person belongs to the type that Luo Jiujiang wants to clench his fists and beat him to the bone.

He should change his name to Bo Yi Kao.

Sensing that Luo Jiujiang's brain waves were wrong, the system called out cautiously: [Host...]

[I'm fine, I'm thinking about how hard it is to beat people to death. ] Luo Jiujiang propped his chin, and blocked the words of the system before the system opened, [After passing through the last world, I have discovered that the act of being watched by the Dao of Heaven is only about 'killing ordinary mortals with aura', not 'Kill ordinary mortals', isn't it? ]

[......]

The system doesn't want to talk.

[It seems right. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded with satisfaction, [Then I can beat him——I have wanted to beat this person for a long time since I read the information. ]

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In the evening, Ji Shijie went to bed with a full stomach, thinking about being blackmailed by Lin Jingjiang during the day, he still felt angry.

He tossed and turned several times, finally brewing a little drowsiness, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Liang Xiaojing lived in another room, and there was no movement of pushing the door just now... So why, there were two breathing sounds in the room?

Ji Shijie suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, and was shocked to find a dark figure standing in front of the bed!

He was about to cry out in shock, but a hand stretched out from under the crossbar and firmly clasped his chin.

The hand was long and thin, but quite powerful.

The next moment, that hand was inserted into his head, pushing him completely into the soft mattress.Ji Shijie could clearly see the face of the person in front of him through the gleam of light coming through the gap in the curtains.

"Mmmmm!" You are...

Before he could struggle to make a sound, a fast and hard fist had already firmly swung his eye socket.

At that moment, Ji Shijie almost felt that his vision suddenly exploded. Even in the dark night, a dazzling white light burst out in front of his eyes.

In that short moment, when he almost thought he was blind, Ji Shijie heard that all-too-familiar voice, which was the young man laughing softly.

"There's still plenty of time, so don't worry."

"In order to hit you, I deliberately picked a good time."

……

The next morning, when the shop opened early, a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face, who looked very much like a freshly made roasted pig's head, ran into the police station with snot and tears.

The policeman listened to his narrative very patiently.

The policeman repeated to him what he had accused.

"Sir, you mean to say that your former roommate came to your new house after ten o'clock in the middle of the night to beat you."

"Correct."

"Let me confirm again. You live on the 21st floor. When you woke up in the morning, you found that your door was locked. And the girlfriend who lives with you also confirmed that she didn't hear anything at night."

"That's right."

"Your girlfriend accompanied you to check the surveillance in the community in the morning, and finally confirmed that no outsiders came in at that time, did you?"

"Although there is no surveillance, I was really beaten..."

"Yeah, we've all seen this. So, what you want us to investigate is... to confirm whether your former roommate is dead, whether the live broadcast yesterday was a ghost, and then expel him?"

The voice of the policeman rose, with an unbelievable sense of humor, but Ji Shijie, who was so immersed in panic that he couldn't even speak well, didn't notice it.

He nodded his head and echoed repeatedly: "Yes, yes, that's it. If he is not dead, he must be pretending to be a ghost...you have to arrest him, he endangered the personal safety of citizens!"

"..." The policeman was silent for a while, then turned around and waved to the traffic policeman who was about to go to work.

"Brother He, wait a minute. Where's your breathalyzer? Borrow it and let this citizen blow it."

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