Nuan Nuan Saves the World [Comprehensive British and American]

It is very unrealistic to realize the reform of the constitutional monarchy in Asgard in a short period of time, which requires a long period of subtle influence and the concerted efforts of the whole team. However, Chris's original goal was just to let Loki understand There is more than one way to claim power, and besides the constitutional monarchy, he also told Loki some very interesting stories.

For example, in the far east, there is such a saying, which is called holding the emperor to order the princes.

Another example is that in distant Britain, there was once a situation where two kings ruled together. Although the two were husband and wife and had a special background at that time, it was still somewhat instructive and referential to a certain extent.

If necessary, Chris can actually list more stories like this. Even if it is true that Asgard has a long history that is countless times longer than human society in terms of the length of history, their long life determines their The slowness of time change and the slowness of thinking upgrade.

How many years have human beings completely got rid of the feudal monarchy, and the throne of Asgard has only been handed down for three generations. Thousands of years ago, the king of gods in Nordic legends was Odin, and the ruler of Asgard was still Odin thousands of years later. , Corresponding to what Asgard was like thousands of years ago, Asgard after thousands of years has not changed much.

Daily entertainment is to go to the tavern to drink or vent energy in the martial arts arena. They don't even have a WiFi.

The whole country seems to have returned to the ancient age of sword and magic in fantasy novels. There is no sign of making great strides forward with the development of the times. It is reasonable even if Chris respects their love for tradition, but every time he sees Thor That set of battle armor would not feel out of place in a museum, and he was really itching to dump his unsold classical armor at the bottom of the box to Asgard.

When I was young and ignorant, I hoarded too many armors at once. The quality is all made by dwarves, and there will be no flaws, but the shape is too retro. Except for a few collectors who bought some back As a decoration, the rest of the inventory, Chris, has not been able to clear the warehouse successfully for hundreds of years at the bottom of the box.

Even the paladins of the Holy See are not willing to wear such a retro armor to go out. Now the standard equipment of paladins is a three-piece suit. In winter, they will be matched with a woolen coat or a long windbreaker, which is tailored to fit the body. The tailoring highlights their broad shoulders and long legs. Who would look up to that kind of classical and bulky armor that can't even be seen at the waistline.

By the way, what he wants to dump are dwarf spirits that cannot be sold, heavy cold weapons that have been sold as slow-moving items all year round, and all kinds of miscellaneous slow-moving stocks that Chris took back when he was ignorant. He believes that they will definitely be sold in Ah. Sgard sold for a nice good price.

After all, the quality of unsalable goods is still guaranteed, but the popularity of human beings is updated too fast, and the things that were popular yesterday are out of season today. Think about Captain America who has only been asleep for 70 years, and the development of the whole world has been turned upside down. , Chris has a lot of goods in his hand, and it took more than 70 years to make them.

Of course, Chris is just an honest businessman who thinks that he has no constructive suggestions for political struggle and social system reform, and he is not really arrogant enough to think that a few words can fully persuade Rocky to give up. With his hundreds of years of pursuit and persistence, he just opened a new door for Loki, charted a new path, and then, as a temporary partner, introduced someone who is better at politics than himself. Smart friend to Rocky.

"If you need more advice, you can talk to him." Chris pulled out a business card from the box in the counter drawer and handed it to Loki, "For your current situation, there are... kind of thing."

I believe that his friend, nicknamed the British government, will be able to fool Rocky into the path he wants.

Although Chris felt pain when he thought of the price he had to pay for it.

I want to hire a Sherlock Holmes to help as a lobbyist, but it is very expensive.

Fortunately, the immediate return can always make him a fortune.

Chris sent off the thoughtful Rocky with tea and sweet snacks, and welcomed his little boyfriend who knocked on the window and attacked him at night with fruit tea and sweet kisses.

The timing was just right, so that they passed by without any chance to meet.

"But I don't think climbing the window in the middle of the night is a gentleman's behavior." Chris opened the window on the second floor and put Peter, who was hanging upside down and knocking on the window, into the room. Before he closed the window, Peter was already self-conscious. Leaping over to lick his lips stickily, the young man's forehead hair was wet and stuck to his skin with sweat, and his body carried the damp and hot breath after strenuous exercise.

"Night Watch?" Chris asked, stroking Peter's dripping hair.

Peter shook his head, "I did a little special training, and the criminals in Queens have been doing quite well recently."

He has to quickly get back the feeling of fighting. The body cannot keep up with the consciousness, which is a big taboo in the battle. In many cases, the body's conditioned reflex to the battle is faster and more accurate than the brain. This conditioned reflex requires long-term practice and cooperation. Accumulation can only be cultivated. Fortunately, superheroes are willing to help him with some special training for recovery, and provide some relevant experience and tips.

After all, Captain America doesn’t go to the battlefield as soon as he thaws out of the ice. After sleeping consciously, his body has been frozen solidly for 70 years. When he wakes up, it’s like having dozens of cement bags tied to his body. Move, and the experience of how The Flash adapts to his speed is also very instructive.

As for why not come to Chris for help...

Chris is a mage!Mage!Even if his close combat is not so-so, but to be honest, he does not move any hands and feet and simply fights. Peter's strength and speed of more than ten tons have an absolute advantage. Just look at how many times he was forced on the bed by Peter sneakily and brute force. He was still a thin-skinned and crispy mage at heart, and Peter didn't think about anything other than kissing, hot and sticky when facing him.

So let's leave it to the superheroes to deal with this matter. Chris just needs to be responsible for driving Peter, who is wet and rubbing against him, to the bathroom to take a shower, and then put Peter, who is lying on the bed, through the window the same way. Throw it out, so as to prevent Peter from being questioned by the elders in the family about the reason for not returning home at night, and Chris will help him lie.

Chris acquiesced that his relationship with Peter would last for a long time, but he was not ready to face his little boyfriend's elders so early.

And Peter, like him, is one thing to come out to his elders, but another thing to admit to his elders that he is in a relationship.

Besides, Chris was older than him, and he might be treated by Uncle Ben as a scumbag who cheated on his feelings. Peter still remembered that there was a shotgun in Uncle Ben's bedroom.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help shaking.

And a little later...a little later...

Peter silently calculated that it would be best to wait until he graduated from college and was able to live on his own and successfully hit Chris to home plate before he took his boyfriend's hand to find Uncle Ben and Aunt May to confess their relationship.

Well, I don't know who gave him the confidence that he still feels that he can successfully sleep with Chris.

Obviously, every time he was kissed by Chris, he was so dizzy and so excited that he didn't even bother to move his fingers.

Probably it was the confidence brought by being able to successfully put Chris on the bed every time.

Young, one of the few virgin boys in the 12th grade in the new semester, Mr. Peter Parker, wrapped in the quilt, sniffed the aroma of the same shower gel and shampoo as Chris, and fell asleep contentedly with a silly smile on his face .

In his dream, he had successfully hit the home plate countless times. The rich experience brought by the young man's countless worlds made his dreams rich and colorful, full of hormonal atmosphere that people couldn't see.

Knowing this, Chris will definitely not be able to help correcting the rich and colorful image of a lively and innocent little milk dog in his heart.

But Chris didn't know that.

Chris is facing Tony's message on the phone and thinking about how to reply.

[Jarvis, please, let me ask you if you know that... big meow, seriously, what kind of name is this, his recent situation, Jarvis has not contacted him for a long time, I don’t know if there is something wrong . ]

[Jarvis said that Big Meow is his friend, but why did he ask you about this, Big Meow is your AI? ]

Sure enough, it's all the system's fault.

Without hesitation, Chris made a serious note to the poor still sleeping system, and at the same time replied to Tony with careful wording.

[Big Meow can indeed be regarded as my AI, but it is currently undergoing internal maintenance and upgrades, please help me thank Jarvis for his concern. ]

[When the big cat wakes up, I will introduce him to you. He should be very happy to become friends with you. ]

It's just that before the system woke up and Chris asked him to settle the score, the suit on the panel of Chris' wardrobe changed again.

From "It's as fast as the wind" to "It's as slow as the forest".

The long elf's pointed ears were retracted, the light-colored eyes were covered with a layer of dark red blood, and a small protrusion of devil's sharp horns appeared faintly on the forehead, so that Chris had to rely on deep breathing and spell control for a long time. The impulse and longing that surged up from the heart, as well as the dark desire that was just about to move.

There was a time when he was in the company of demons and walking with demons, indulging his desires and cravings and partying all night without scruples, it was a very crazy time, because he soon tired of the day-to-day slump Crazy life patterns and extremely short periods of time.

Chris brushed away his messy long hair in front of the mirror. Even when the young man in the mirror was not smiling, the corners of his lips had crazy arcs. He blinked at himself in the mirror, and he blinked at himself in the mirror. blinked.

The dark red color precipitated in the depths of the eyes, and the chaos was like a muddy lake.