Nuan Nuan Saves the World [Comprehensive British and American]

Did Chris' race turn out to be elves?

This fact did not surprise the superheroes—after all, even the gods in Norse legends have seen it, and Chris is originally related to the mysterious side, and it is not too surprising that he is not a human being.

It's not surprising that Chris is actually an elf.

Even if he is a devil, a devil, a ghost, they can accept it without any obstacles, but an elf?

Let's put it this way, even Peter, after pinching his ears and realizing the fact that "Chris is an elf", couldn't help showing a dull and incredible look.

"Is it so unbelievable that I'm an elf?" Chris sighed helplessly. The young elf, who was dressed in a very elf fairy tale style flowing loose unisex robe and barefoot, was not the same as the older version of Chris in appearance. There is too much difference, the same lack of color makes him look very dull, but the lightness like wings on his back and the purity that is almost integrated with nature make him look like the sunshine in spring, warm and clear without any trace Impurity haze.

This is very different from what Chris really looks like. Bruce and Jason, who have seen the unscrupulous and unpretentious Chris in Gotham at that time, are very clear about the cold and gloomy nature of Chris. The other superheroes, especially Tony, who is still friends with Chris, are also impressed with what kind of jerk this guy is.

While impressed, Tony was ready to move towards Chris's elf long ears that looked easy to pinch. After all, Zatanna and Constantine, who are the mysterious side, haven't really been in contact with each other for many years. Most of the so-called elves who are still walking in the world are half-breeds whose ancestors have been elves for an unknown number of years. Many elves have long ears, and they can't even make their ears pointy.

Although Chris is not really a pure-blooded elf born from the tree of life.

He just bathed in the fountain of life of the elves and was endowed with talent by the elves of the elf forest, and was recognized by the tree of life as a quasi-elf, so his elf state is more like a foreign language or a skill, When he left the forest of elves and fell into hell, he joined the demons and no longer abided by the precepts of elves, his form quickly faded away. Strictly speaking, the duration of his elf state is actually not long .

So even when he looked at the sweet and soft elf with long pointed ears and dimples in the mirror, he was a little dazed and unfamiliar, and he couldn't even get used to the elf's overly light and agile posture.

This is a race that can rely on the new shoots on the branches to support its figure. It is as light as a mass of air with a scent of grass and trees, and it is as fast as a gust of wind, so that Peter can lighten it with one hand. Easily dragging Chris around - although Peter's strength of more than ten tons has no reference value.

"Are you sure you're not hmmmmm... a dark elf or something?" Tony expressed his opinion bluntly. He only felt itchy palms for this version of Chris who looked very easy to bully, while Jason on the other side was already very aggressive. He acted aggressively at Chris's long ears, with a strange smile on his face, as if he wanted to take revenge for being teased and molested by Chris at the beginning.

Come out and mix, always have to pay back.

Chris nimbly covered his long ears, and said "Elf's ears are only for partners to touch" to fight back the hand that was stretched out to him, and successfully got Peter to close his ears seriously and defend himself. After that, he looked at Tony again and said, "Dark elves live underground."

"So?" Tony wondered.

"So they're both half-albinos," Constantine explained, and by the way blocked some of Chris's adjectives that would make the dark elf bosses hunt him down forever, "White hair and red eyes, it's not very The kind that shines on the sun, and the character of the dark elves is not as evil as you think, anyway, they are also elves."

With the kind of elves who advocate spiritual resonance and pacifism to live comfortably, hello, me, everyone’s good character, even if they fall, they will not go bad, self-sufficient dark elves who don’t fight or grab, and are a bit socially handicapped. There is also a wonderful flower in hell.

It's just that once they hit their bottom line...

At the same time, Constantine and Chris thought of the set of pictures of "good people's anger points and killing points, ordinary people's anger points and killing points" that had been widely circulated on the Internet, and wisely kept silent.

"But it seems to be a bit similar to say so." Constantine looked at Chris thoughtfully, even though the innocent and cute skin of this young elf is definitely a traditional elf template, but the finished version of Chris It seems that there are some similarities with the dark elves-removing the part of the dark elves who are passive and secluded from the world.

Chris rolled his eyes at Constantine, slapped Peter's hands off his ears again, jumped off Peter's legs, and rubbed the bristling hairs on his arms.

The ears of the elves are extremely sensitive, not because of the number of nerves or the like, but because their hearing is very keen, and they can distinguish any little wind and grass hundreds of meters away, which means that when Peter puts his finger on his When kneading on the tip of the ear, the sound of skin rubbing, the sound of air twisting, and even all the subtle changes brought about by the slightly higher body temperature of human beings will be collected and transmitted to the brain. The dense, frequent and very close stimulation is just like The feeling of human ears being blown and licked at close range is similar. From the tailbone to the scalp, it is blown up, so that when Chris stood up, his legs were almost weak and he couldn't stand still.

However, this state is not without any benefits. After all, the singing in the elf state will have a more soothing and stable effect, which is very suitable for healing the current Winter Soldier who is not mentally stable. In addition, the boy in the elf state is slender and thin like A bean sprout (strike out) makes the Winter Soldier feel so close, Chris can easily invade the Winter Soldier's messy head without any coercive measures.

Except for the occasional memory-blurred Winter Soldier grabbing and calling Steve, which is really annoying.

Well, and the fact that the elves have to stay vegan is pretty grumpy.

Moreover, it cannot be cooked vegetarian food, and the quality requirements are also very high. Chris has eaten organic vegetable and fruit salad without any salad dressing for three days in a row. The petals of the flower, to be honest, every time Peter saw Chris making a wreath with a straight face and tearing a petal into his mouth, he felt a deep sense of disobedience for going to the wrong set.

There is always an illusion that I am making some little Disney princess movie.

Although he is not a prince.

And facing such a young elf who is so close to writing purity on his face, even if he has a perfect score in theory, he still can't kiss at all.

Feels like a crime QAQ

"Crime?" Chris raised his eyebrows with half a rose petal in his mouth, "This is how I feel about you every day, so be patient, OK?"

As an elf, Chris is ascetic and has no desire to get close to his new boyfriend.

Instead, I want to talk to him about life, about ideals, look at the stars and the moon, and my desire to reach spiritual resonance is high.

After being attacked late at night by Chris and crawling into bed for the third consecutive night but only wanted to talk to him, Peter just wanted Chris to grow up quickly and be in good condition. Harm has to drag him late at night to do math problems and talk about philosophy QAQ

He really misses that flirtatious and spicy Chris QAQ

In other words, he really wants to experience the adult world QAQ

The richer the theoretical experience, the more empty his spirit is QAQ

For Peter, who is in the enthusiastic little milk dog mode, Chris feels a little troubled.

Although he does not reject carnal pleasures, Peter is obviously still a little too young by his standards. This age—whether it is mentally or physically—should be the age to study hard and strive to enrich oneself every day. Instead of indulging in carnal pleasures...

It was the first time that Chris had a serious relationship with a young man like Peter, and Chris was also a little bit confused about the specific progress.

Anyway, it's better not to be too hasty...

Bar……?

The real, human, Stark father onlookers expressed his delight at this, and he was not going to explain to Chris that Peter was at the stage when his brain was full of hormones and he couldn't find a relationship, and he was so anxious to find the northern monkey. From the point of view, he still doesn't want the cabbage he grows (not) to be pushed up so quickly. From the perspective of onlookers, it's better to leave a buffer period between each other to confirm and calm down, so as not to be impulsive What went wrong.

Even Tony doubts whether impulsiveness really exists for Chris.

Looks like a cold personality, okay?

In short, before Peter was bald (?) by Chris’s philosophical thinking, the gods finally favored him once and let him get his wish. When he woke up and opened his eyes, what he saw was no longer the cherubic sleeping face of Chris in the elf state. It's the grown-up face that makes people feel grateful.

But it's a little different.

Peter leaned on the pillow and propped his chin to look carefully. Obviously the facial features were the same, but there was a subtle difference in temperament.

Uh... the skin is a little paler, it looks a bit like a bloodless white like a vampire, but the lip color is a little darker, showing a faint redness like a rose, and the end of the eyes is also rich in color The shadows showed a bit of fatigue and depression, and there was a frantic and cold undercurrent faintly surging in the depths of those eyes, just like the hazy sky before the mountain rain was about to come.

eyes?

Peter blinked, and belatedly realized that Chris had opened his eyes at some point. He looked at him lazily and yawned a little. He seemed to drag the end of his mouth habitually, no longer the kind of The soft and laughing tone, the long and frivolous voice, reminds people of a stretched cat for no reason.

Graceful, elegant, lazy, defiant and arrogant.

Gently and deftly across the heart, like a feather scratching the skin, causing static itching and tingling.

"Morning?" Chris tilted his head and looked at Peter who was still in a daze. He stretched and sat up on the bed. Peter swallowed, and honestly stretched out his hand to touch the muscles that seemed to feel good.

As well as the layers of uneven and undulating scars engraved on this body.

When he first fell to hell, Chris was indeed prone to injuries often.

Some of those scars are still glowing with a strange red color, as if the exposed bones are clinging to them, and there is even a streak extending from the ear to the heart. premonition of danger.

The elf's long ears still exist, and the long dark gray hair is curled and scattered on the chest. The smile is exactly the same, but the elf, who was as pure as clear water in infancy, has been stained with a bit of gorgeous and strange dirty color , like a sudden black spot on a clean white canvas.

A strange and icy charm that tempts human beings to fall into the abyss came rushing towards them.

Peter blinked, feeling the heat and commotion that every man feels in the morning.

The turbulent surge came.