Nuan Nuan Saves the World [Comprehensive British and American]

It's already the middle of May, strictly speaking, it should be close to the end of the second ten days of the month, but Peter still thinks that the middle ten days is better, so it seems that Chris hasn't been away for too long.

Although his shopkeeper has indeed been away for more than 20 days, and he didn’t even tell him what to do. If it wasn’t for the message he sent and the reminder that the salary was paid in the previous two days, Peter was worried whether Chris was outside. What happened.

Oh, salary, yes salary, although Chris didn’t open the door for more than 20 days, he counted it as paid leave for Peter, so even if Peter didn’t go to work for more than 20 days, he played happily at Tony’s every day, and it was still the same at the end of the month Received great pay for full attendance on time - of course, great pay from his point of view, and when he felt that he didn't show up for work and owed a huge debt and he deserved to send a message to reject it, Chris reversed it Comforted him, and made fun of his not-so-optimistic financial situation by the way.

Damn Chris must have seen his unlucky appearance a few days ago. He really just happened to forget to bring his wallet when he went out that day, so he groped all over his body and couldn't find a penny. In the end, he had to hide it in his belt The girl who knocked over her lunch with the little spider logo to make up for it.God, why don’t you bless your people? Why was he heroically attacking criminals and no one cared about him, but he was so embarrassed that he was wearing a battle suit and looking for money all over his body, but he was photographed clearly, and he was fired on the Internet It's so hot, do you know that Spiderman is almost becoming a new adjective recently? !

It is specially used to describe people who are economically stressed and impoverished, whose pockets are cleaner than their faces.

Peter looked at the rows of transfer records on his phone that he would never reject and heaved a long sigh. Chris paid his salary in advance. Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne each gave him a sum of money for war damage compensation. Central City came to bring him breakfast and packed a sandwich to go back to work, not to mention even Batman would take care of him and bring him cookies to eat.

Soaked in the loving care of superheroes, Peter felt like he was drowning.

He is not poor!There is really no shortage of money!

Although the poorest among superheroes (whisper).

Sometimes Peter almost felt like he had several daddies at the same time, and it was the kind of SugarDaddy who was willing to generously take out his wallet and pay his bills at any time.

To be honest, this kind of feeling is really not very good, of course it is not because he feels dissatisfied with the kindness of those superheroes, but because this kind of mode of being patted on the head as a child and given a candy makes him He feels unspeakable frustration, especially being treated like a child by Chris...

Peter looked at his battle suit, and then calculated how much trouble he had caused Chris and how much he had lost so far. He couldn't help but sighed more deeply. He was so frustrated that he was depressed for several days. Attracting Tony and Bruce, the two superheroes who currently pay the largest war damage compensation, the main force of the government negotiations dissed each other behind their backs and taunted each other for several rounds. The dark battle full of invisible swords and swords between Papa Ke and Papa Wayne extends to the upcoming Justice League and the established Avengers.

Well, although it really stretches up, no one is really so childish to play with them.

"But isn't he a bit too energetic now?" Bruce occupied the sofa in Tony's studio and leaned back on his legs to put it on the coffee table. Peter who swung from the second floor to the first floor, the young man looked radiant and smiling like a little sun, and he couldn't even see the cloudy clouds over his head a few days ago.

"He's been like this since yesterday." After signing the documents brought by Bruce, Tony sat down opposite Bruce, then sat down calmly and put his legs on the coffee table to pick up his mug, " The guardian of the underoos is coming back and it's normal for him to be a little excited."

"Baby in pajamas?" Bruce slowly repeated Tony's new nickname for Peter, and hooked the corners of his lips into a half-smile - Underoos is a long-established underwear brand, and the biggest selling point is children's underwear for superhero characters , from the classic Superman Iron Man model to the current Spider-Man model, to be honest, even he himself can’t guarantee that he didn’t wear underwear with Captain America printed on it when he was a child, but this reminded him of one thing, "Remember to add a portrait right to the rights and interests, even heroes have to collect copyright fees."

"Then it's better to start a company and sell it by ourselves. By increasing revenue and reducing expenditure, we can also make some extra money for them." Tony raised his hand and greeted Peter who was dangling by the glass. The young man was really excited today, and every minute Leaving a large clump of spider silk on the freshly wiped glass, a sticky mess from the inside of the glass is not very pleasant, so Tony can't help but shake his head, "Well, he is a little too lively, look. I have to find something for him to do." He asked Jarvis to call Peter to the training ground. I believe there is nothing to do there. Captain America, Superman and Flash are happy to spend some extra energy with Peter. .

"Well... it's not impossible, the direct acquisition and sales channels of the production line are basically off-the-shelf." Bruce considered the pros and cons of producing Chaoying peripherals and felt that it was still profitable, so he listed this matter in the to-do list I was going to go back and throw it to the responsible person in charge of the company to discuss the specific details, and then turned the topic back to Peter, pointing to Peter, who did not forget to bury his hair with his mobile phone while walking and talking to himself, smiling from time to time, raised his eyebrows and said , "Are you sure that this is the sign of the guardian's return?"

Whose children are happily sending seventy or eighty text messages to their guardians a day, wishing to report their day from head to toe clearly with pictures and texts, and the night watchman never forgets to take a selfie and send it with the night scene of New York and hundreds of words The small composition expresses concern and longing. A normal child will only be frustrated when the guardian comes back, and he will be controlled again.

"Dick wasn't so clingy with his girlfriend when he was in a relationship." Bruce looked at Peter's bouncing back and smacked his tongue, as if he was looking at a simple little white who happily jumped into the mouth of the big bad wolf and brought his own seasoning. Rabbit, with complicated eyes, made Tony laugh uncontrollably.

"Don't think so much about Daddy Wayne." Tony laughed jokingly, "It's okay for anyone else, Peter? Oh my god, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year, and our pajama baby is still a What about baby, I'll bet you a hundred dollars that he hasn't even sent his first kiss yet."

"Unless you bet that he sent it away, I won't bet with you." Bruce was too lazy to control his expression and rolled his eyes at Tony, probably because the characters collided too much and there was nothing to hide from each other. Well, when the two of them sat together, they were not as tense as the outside world had speculated. They could also discuss jointly attacking the business of Lex Luthor next door or how to maximize the benefits from the government. The appearance of chatting with a teacup on the sofa can always stimulate the person in charge of the company who is controlled by the various whimsical ideas of these two geniuses so that his feet do not touch the ground, so that he wants to draw his sword every minute.

But what can they do, look at Tony's beautiful big caramel eyes and the proud look on his face, who would want to let him look disappointed and sad, just like Baby Bruce with those beautiful steel blue eyes? When his eyes look at you with some pleading, God, he can get everything he wants.

Except for another donut, and a second plate of cookies.

cough.

Of course, when seeing Peter throw himself into Chris's arms like a little milk dog who had left his master, Tony and Bruce couldn't get more. . Parker's list of favorites beyond Chris this entry.

"I knew it." Bruce frowned at Peter's posture of sticking to Chris, and Tony patted his shoulder and laughed at him for a long time, with an expression like a single father with a shotgun to greet his son-in-law.

"Peter just has a fledgling complex." Tony smiled nonchalantly. "It's normal to be slightly over-dependent after being saved several times. Peter is different from us. You have to let him adapt slowly."

"And Chris will handle it, he's more sane than any of us."

Bruce was silent, unwillingly and helplessly finding himself a little convinced.

Indeed, Peter is different from most superheroes. He has no tragic past, no psychological shadow that cannot be shaken off, and no responsibilities that must be borne. Accept the misunderstandings that arise because of your own abnormality.He has friends and family members who are smart, optimistic, young and full of the future, just like a small sapling planted in fertile soil, carefully cultivated, bathed in warm sunshine and nourished by clean rain and dew. No matter what you look like, you have to grow up to survive in this never friendly world.

It is true that this is a good thing for ordinary people, but for heroes...

Although it’s very fucked up, sometimes I really have to admit that suffering makes heroes. Suffering endows heroes with perseverance far beyond ordinary people, and never gives up. Looking for light souls in the deepest darkness, even at the same time, it also deprives them of many belongings. The joy and happiness of ordinary people, sometimes Chaoying people chatting and sitting in a row in a meeting is like a tragic meeting. Few people who are tossed by this world live smoothly, have relatives and friends, and live a life full of love and sunshine.

Fortunately, this is a good time, and everything is getting better and better, so even if their baby in pajamas is like a cycad tree, it will take more than ten years to bloom, so even if he is a little overly dependent, he has been saved several times Chris, and no one thinks anything is out of the ordinary.

Even Chris himself didn't think there was anything abnormal. He rubbed Peter's head and said with a smile: "It seems that you have had a good time these few days."

"It's very, very cool!" Peter rubbed against Chris's palm with sparkling eyes, stepped back half a step and opened his arms to give Chris a big hug, "Welcome back!"

He didn't wait for Chris to respond before he finished speaking, and then began to talk about his experiences during this time. For a boy his age, doing homework in Iron Man's laboratory, being taught to fight by Captain America, and occasionally Driving all night to catch up on experimental reports, various papers, and complaining to Superman who also stayed up all night writing press releases Say it a second time and a third time—especially when there's no one else to listen to except Chris.

He couldn't repeat ten times in a row in front of Mr. Stark that Mr. Wayne was very very very handsome, the most handsome man he had ever seen, and Mr. Stark would definitely blow up, he swears.

So he can only say it to Chris, and Chris is also a good listener, even after listening to it once, twice, three or four times, he can still smile and praise him for his hard work during this time, and realize that he is treated like a child After the distress and frustration, he gently encouraged him to continue to work hard, and at the same time briefly told him what he had seen and heard when he went out in the past few days.

Compared with Peter's huge vocabulary and complex sentence patterns, Chris's storytelling level basically stays at the stage of cause and result. A good story that includes elements such as evil gods offering sacrifices to zombies and other elements will make people's blood boil. He omitted 80.00% of the content in a few words. If it weren't for Peter's strong brain supplement ability to supplement the fixed form based on the dry subject-verb-object, he would have fallen asleep after listening to the beginning.

The only thing that Chris described a little bit more was Pietro and Wanda, who were accidentally rescued by him, and used them to intensify their conflicts with their father, Magneto. It’s not that this time the car escorted them into a place they shouldn’t have entered. Luckily, after being rescued by Chris, they still don’t know how they will be tortured. Until now, they are still laying down the painful lessons of recuperation at Professor X to teach Peter to be cautious. Be careful to retreat quickly when the situation is not good, and don't rush forward because of your own ability.

It's a pity that Peter's focus was mistakenly focused on the question of who runs faster, Pietro or Flash in the speed department. The lively and innocent appearance made Chris propose to the system [Peter has something wrong with your emotions] This view is scoffed at.

"He's just a little dependent on me." Chris sat in the store enjoying the soft and comfortable touch of his sofa, "Peter doesn't have Electra."

[You saved him, don't forget how he fell in love with Anjieka. ] The system "looked" at Chris's face that was in his early twenties, and felt that Chris, who was stuck on the point of Electra, might have a bug in his brain.

"It's not the same." Chris smiled, "If I would be tempted by the grace of saving my life, then my lover could circle the earth several times - think about how many daily tasks you have assigned to me to save people, my dear. "

[You know it's different—forget it. ] The system looked at Chris's expression and decisively chose to give up saving Chris's EQ, just like he had done countless times in the past.

[That's why your love experience until now is still zero. ] His host is self-confident and obtuse in some respects, and cannot be saved.

"Hey, hey, I still have experience." Chris raised his eyebrows and retorted slightly.

[With all due respect, those who talk sweetly one second and stab each other with a knife and kiss and put poison in their mouths the next are not called lovers, thank you. ] The system reviewed Chris’ past glorious achievements in the historical records, and desperately found out that he had some kind of relationship with this guy. Basically, the whole process was to entrap each other on the basis of mutual use. It starts with a dark heart, fights wits and bravery as the process, and ends with Chris surviving—well, it usually ends with only Chris surviving.

"I know that's not called a lover." A thin layer of mist formed on the floor-to-ceiling windows due to the rain outside, and Chris reached out and drew a smiling face on the window, "I'm not suitable for having a lover either."

Love is long-suffering, love never ceases, but what he is best at is liking the new and disliking the old, and what is engraved in his bones is selfishness.

He drew another heart shape next to the smiling face, and unhurriedly crossed the heart.

"Peter is just a little dependent, don't make such a fuss." Chris checked the time and sent a message to his clerk, summarizing today's failed communication, "It's normal."

It's normal, it's normal.

Peter knew this was normal.

Because he was seriously injured some time ago, even if he was rescued by Chris in time, he would still dream of the scene at that time from time to time. It is normal to wake up from the dream. He read a lot of books, checked a lot of information, and even secretly consulted a psychologist online. He just A little psychological shadow, but the self-regulation ability is very good, and the recovery is very good, and there are no sequelae, and the occasional nightmare is normal.

But he also clearly knew that when he woke up from the nightmare calling his shopkeeper's name, he was covered in cold sweat and shivered tightly wrapped in the quilt, uncontrollably yearning for the warm and safe hug that he was so addicted to at the end of the dream; or dozens of times a day. Happy to tell Chris everything in detail, because those few short replies make me overjoyed; or just hearing or seeing the word Chris will make my heart jump, these reactions It is by no means a normal thing.

He is not only dependent, but also...

It seems a little addicted.

Fortunately, no one found out except himself.

Hush

Peter rolled on the bed, rolled again on the message from Chris on the phone, and then lay down on the bed and tapped to reply.

【——Work hard, you are still young, you have a lot of time and opportunities, don't worry. 】

——I will definitely work hard to get recognized!

-PS. Welcome back Chris!I miss you so much!

After hesitating for a moment, Peter sent another message.

——(づ￣3￣)づ╭～

The young people of today.Chris looked at (づ￣3￣)づ╭~ smiled and shook his head.

—Go to bed early, good night.