Nuan Nuan Saves the World [Comprehensive British and American]

Chris looked at the three cat knights standing opposite. Spark, standing in the middle as the center of the small group, had white cat ears and cat tails, and Locke and Gavin beside him had beautiful tiger stripes and tortoiseshell patterns respectively. , they are tall and handsome, like standard knights who came out of legends. Compared with them, Lawrence, the deputy head of the knight order standing on the other side of the hall, looks a bit too fierce, just like the cruel and evil villain in the story template.

As the complainant, Chris was the first to speak: "My clerk Peter Parker disappeared at the school two days ago. There were cat hair and paw prints at the scene of the crime, and I saw the three of you in the school's surveillance video. , because I have sufficient evidence to believe that it was you who took my clerk."

As he spoke, he took out the documents and photos he had printed and distributed them one by one, thanking him for recently developing the habit of storing things in a warm cabin, otherwise the evidence of suddenly changing from a human to a cat would have to be the same as his clothes Reimbursement is in the passage to the cat kingdom.

Even if the light gray little hairy dumpling spoke coldly and harshly, there was still an unavoidable milky sound in the voice, which made the ministers who received the evidence couldn't help but glance at the little boy from the documents in their hands. Small gray balls, full of doubts and constantly fermenting - is this really a human being?It is true that human beings will turn into animals in the cat kingdom, but no human being has ever been able to turn into a cat, not even their close relatives. Only then will it show the shape of such a milk cat.

"Everyone can take a look at the identification report on cat hair." Chris raised his pitch slightly, not minding the milky voice that was made more milky because of the raised pitch - he can even change women's clothes up and down without any shame He accepts it calmly, and the appearance of the little milk cat will naturally not make him entangled for long, and even he quickly overcomes the psychological barrier and makes full use of his current appearance, tilting his head and blinking his big round eyes to meet with the minister next to him. Looking at each other, the old men whose ears and tails were as white as their hair and beards trembled so that they could not hold the documents steadily, and turned their heads suddenly to look at His Majesty Casey who was looking through the documents with his chin resting on the throne.

This look!This look!Being mischievous and acting cute in front of them with His Majesty when they were young is simply carved out of the same mold!

The bubbles of doubt in their hearts could not help but grow bigger, and the more they stared at Chris, the more they felt familiar, except that the fur color was not unique to the Casey royal family, the whole body was pure black with only a little white on the chest, and the eyes were not from generation to generation. The beautiful emerald color that has been handed down, just looking at the arrogant and indifferent tone, the high-spirited demeanor, and the small but imposing appearance, isn't it a replica of His Majesty Casey when he was young! ?

Perhaps a genetic mutation?Several ministers who are more familiar with human culture secretly murmured that cats are originally a race with extremely unstable coat color and eye color. The ones that have been stably inherited from generation to generation and even the size of the white hair on the chest have not changed are the outliers among the outliers. Maybe this little hairball is the first genetic variant of the Cayce royal family, just like humans. The mutants that appeared were the same, that's why they wore such gray fur.

And the ministers who don't know much about human culture are even more open-minded. From the romance between His Majesty Casey and a certain alien lady to the live experiments of some hateful humans, all kinds of conjectures fully demonstrate the amateurishness of the ministers of the Cat Kingdom. How rich life is, it also fully shows how... free these ministers are during the half a year when His Majesty Casey went to the human world to inspect the work, and no one was watching the work.

As for what His Majesty Casey said, Chris is human?

Except for Lawrence, the deputy head of the Knights, who was rescued from the human world by His Majesty Casey and even believed without hesitation when His Majesty said that the sun came out from the west, even the three knights who confronted Chris in court did not believe it at all.

They suspected that this was a trust that some guys who were dissatisfied with their family had found, and even suspected that even the human being captured by him was arranged.

"We did take a human from the human world." Looking at the complete evidence in his hand, from cat fur to cat paw prints to surveillance video, Spark also knew that there was nothing to quibble, so he readily admitted the matter , "But it was an executioner who brutally slaughtered our cubs, His Majesty should know about it."

"Fidel did report this to me." Casey nodded - of course only Fidel and Lawrence, who are the chief and deputy heads of the Knights, could report directly to him. Strictly speaking, if he hadn't summoned him, Spark The three are not even qualified to set foot in the chamber.

As soon as they heard that it was about the cubs, the ministers in the field frowned and showed serious expressions. No matter which race they are in, cubs are the most precious wealth in the group, and they are the hope and future for the continuation of the entire group. , and any existence that harms the cubs will be retaliated by them until death.

"Since it was reported by His Excellency Fidel..."

"Your Excellency Fidel should not be..."

"Besides, it's even more impossible for the cub Fidel..."

The head of the Knights seems to have a high prestige among the ministers. As soon as they heard his name, the attitude of the ministers changed obviously, just like the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were convinced of the report sent by Captain America. Doubtless, not at all convinced that this honest and honest hero could be deceitful.

"Regarding this matter, according to my investigation, it is a bad and unpleasant revenge." Chris patrolled around, and there were obviously defiant ministers, and his eyes finally fell on the three who were relieved as if they were winning. On the knight, "The screen captured during the surveillance is at the end of the document. I think this should be able to prove my clerk's innocence."

Of course, Chris will not forget to find out the culprit who caused his clerk to fall into this situation, although because the two young people went to Las Vegas for a trip, he was in a hurry and couldn't bring them here. But getting a monitoring is still very easy.

"The clerks I know are optimistic, honest and kind to everything, and will never inflict pain on any innocent creature." Chris looked at the ministers who were more uncertain because of the monitoring, and looked at the frowning as if The three knights who were thinking about countermeasures finally met Casey's slightly tired eyes. His Majesty the King, who was sitting on the throne, tapped on the armrest with his chin and fingertips, and then closed his eyes. Chris nodded.

"If you don't believe me, you can bring him to ask him face to face." Chris said with a smile. He deliberately adjusted his tone so that his words sounded like the angry words of a child when he was questioned by an adult. , although he didn't know why some ministers looked at him with inexplicable kindness in their eyes, but he knew how to use such kindness to gain more advantages for himself.

"No!" Gavin, who had been standing next to Spark, echoed instinctively, and Spark clenched his fists and took a deep breath, forcing a smile to smooth things over for the idiot beside him: "Human beings are always full of lies and unbelievable. Regarding the matter of that human being," he paused for a moment, rolled his eyes, and continued with a calm expression, "The leader has already done a full investigation of that human being. You should know that. We and the Knights will never mistakenly arrest any innocent person!"

He brought out the leader to prove himself, glanced left and right, Gavin and Locke quickly opened their mouths and said: "Yes, yes! The leader has investigated it!"

As for whether the head of the group has investigated, or whether they have done a good job of investigating the task assigned by the head of the group, only they know it in their hearts.

Chris's eyes stayed on Spark for a moment, and the hair on Spark's tail blew up with that look, but he still gritted his teeth and continued: "I have handed over all the documents about this case to the leader, The head of the delegation has also reviewed and signed it, and you can call it out to check."

He tried his best to show a clear conscience, and Chris said: "In this case, it shouldn't hurt to bring my clerk to ask again, right?"

"Isn't it all said that human beings are the most cunning—" Locke glanced at Spark and shouted, before he finished speaking, he heard Casey on the throne cough lightly, "Humans are indeed good at lying." Casey's voice It wasn't loud, but when he spoke, the entire meeting room fell silent, "But there is always a way to make them tell the truth." Casey twitched the corners of his mouth as if he thought it was funny, and then A slightly sarcastic smile appeared on the stern face, "I can't even take out some Veritaserum."

In legends, cats and wizards have always been hand in hand. In fact, the cat kingdom and wizards have had a very good trade relationship since a long time ago. A bottle or two of Veritaserum is really not that precious.

"Lawrence." His Majesty the King changed his sitting position and lazily called his loyal deputy head.

The knights who were silently hidden in the corner came out more and more, bent and knelt in front of the king, "Your Majesty."

"Go and bring that human." Casey ordered, and asked the attendants to fetch the Veritaserum from the warehouse. He didn't waste the waiting time, and took the medicine that his subordinates had already brought back from the Knights. The case file smiled and said, "Let's take a look, everyone."

Chris was also assigned a copy of the file. He put the file on the ground and flipped through it with his paws. His concentrated appearance caused several ministers to accidentally pull off a few beards.

This file is very clean, from the scene photos to the physical evidence cat evidence is complete, there are not only fragments of Peter's coat wrapping the kitten, but also the testimony of the stray cat who saw Peter burying the kitten. The logic of the case is also clear at first glance. There is no loophole, from the leader of the knights who led the team past the school smelling the smell and leading his subordinates to find Peter's locker, to the three knights who received the task assigned by the leader to investigate and collect evidence around the school, to bringing the Take Peter, the whole process is beyond reproach. If you don't know the inside story, more than [-]% of it will be directly persuaded, and the remaining [-]% will be dismissed after seeing the name of the head of the knight order who signed the case at the end. A trace of doubt.

This level of document is not what Spark and others can produce. The best black police forged file Chris has ever seen is almost at this level. Seven points are true and three points are false. , It is estimated that it is probably the handwriting of the knight leader.

It's just...

Chris looked at the document where the suspected human being was not named, and there was no photo of Peter, and he suddenly looked forward to seeing the knight leader soon.

"Your Majesty, the human beings have been brought here." Lawrence strode in from the door, behind him a few attendants dragged a big iron cage, every time he took a step forward the cage would rattle, and the people locked inside Bathed in the sword-like eyes of the cats in the meeting hall, Peter flinched slightly.

Lawrence opened the cage and leaned back. The attendant who was ordered by Casey to get the veritaserum came back holding a crystal bottle. The crystal liquid in the crystal bottle was slightly rippling, like a flowing gem.

"Peter..." Chris jumped into the cage and walked over to pat the little guy's head with his little paws. Peter couldn't stand still because of the screaming Peter who came over and was instantly submerged in the sea of ​​fur and couldn't find his way.

"Chris!?" Peter raised his head and pulled out the little milk cat that was pinned down by him, and yelled in panic, "Chris? Chris, are you okay? Why did you get caught too?"

"I'm here to take you back." Chris, who was almost suffocated by Moomao, scratched Peter's nose with his itchy paws, but he couldn't get angry at the steamy eyes of his clerk. .

"Wow..." Peter covered his nose and let out a soft whimper, his slightly drooping dog eyes were full of grievances.

Really. Dog eyes.

There were dozens of kittens the size of Chris in the cage, and the golden retriever Peter Parker, whose head could crush Chris half to death, almost cried out, with his tail between his legs in grievance.