If I can't move, I lose "Interstellar"

Director Zhang was very satisfied with Chu He in all aspects, and asked the last question symbolically, "Do you know the old saying of Anak?"

Chu He's smile remained unchanged, "I brought a translator."

"You mean you're still using that translator that my seven-year-old son already dislikes?"

Chu He: ...

The director also fell silent.

The assistant at the side tugged at the director's sleeve and whispered, "I looked through his profile and found that he has something here..." He pointed to his head.

"To be honest, Director Zhang, I have a problem with my memory, and this has become the reason why they rejected me countless times." Chu He choked up a little, "But I will never admit defeat, and I also believe that I will stand up in the end." At the highest point in the entertainment circle!"

The director's eyes lit up, this kind of blind self-confidence really matched the villain's temperament very well.

"Okay, let's change clothes!" The director made a final decision.

The character played by Chu He is named E Si, a spy sent by the Central Dynasty to the feudal land of Anak planet to get married and become the queen of Emperor Winnis.

He is beautiful but twisted and vicious. He frequently poisons the concubines in the harem, seduces the younger brother of Emperor Winnis for power, and encourages him to usurp the throne and conspire against him.

After listening to E Si's experience, Chu He felt that the characters' personalities were too different from his own kind nature, and asked, "Can you give me a script?"

The director's assistant had a hellish expression, "This kind of thing that kills the creativity of stars has long since left the stage of the times!"

"So the lines and the plot?"

"The plot recorded in history remains unchanged, and the rest is up to you to play freely."

Chu He twitched the corner of his mouth, "What are your specific requirements?"

Director Zhang patted him on the shoulder, "Death, death, death... In short, we must make it so that Emperor Winnis gets angry and deposes you, and kills you after three episodes regardless of the central dynasty."

He rubbed his temples again, "But Xiaohe, if possible, I hope you can try to make Emperor Winnis emotional at the same time."

Chu He's face was sullen, he didn't quite understand the brain circuit of this vicious villain.

Although "The Great" is an unpopular epic historical drama, it has won high praise for its majestic style and attention to historical details.

It's just that the style of the recent episodes of the show...

In the film and television area of ​​Xingwang, a tall building is being carefully constructed by netizens.

Title——#Since the femme fatale appeared in "The Great Emperor"#

Floor 1: I only replayed his flamboyant lines 20 times in that episode, I laughed so hard hahahaha

2nd floor: On the same floor, the flattering appearance when inviting the emperor to share the same room, coupled with the pretentious lyrical aria is really amazing!

3rd floor: Jumping beam clown, ridiculous and hateful.

4th Floor: Is this my illusion?Why do I feel the powder on his face fall down when he speaks?

Floor 5: When people are attracted by his beauty, they will accidentally glance at the translator pinned to his collar, and the drama will start instantly

……

2345th Floor:

Stunning

nostalgia

no matter how hard it is to move

Played by Chu He, Yan Gou is already a fan [idiot face]

Building 2346: His foxy look is really attractive

……

Building 113451: I checked, and it is recorded in the history books that Prince Harding usurped the throne for him. I really can't imagine it.

……

The crew didn't expect that the first discussion floor to break the [-] mark would not revolve around the popular actor playing the emperor, but a villain who couldn't survive three episodes.

The assistant took advantage of the heat and edited a video of Queen E Si and put it on Starnet. The other netizens watching couldn't hold back their curiosity.

The first emperor in history to unify the Milky Way and establish the First Empire of the Galaxy, Winnis I, is still only a feudal lord subject to the Central Dynasty.

The young and handsome king walked slowly into the palace, receiving wild and enthusiastic cheers from his subjects.

He made a quiet gesture, and everyone felt as if the pause button had been pressed, and needles could be heard in the hall of the palace.

No wonder the Central Dynasty is so afraid!

Anyone who witnessed his demeanor could not doubt that in time, this man would become the greatest monarch of this era!

The peace envoys sent by the Central Dynasty exchanged glances and put away all the bluff just now.

Winnes I sat on the thick throne inlaid with gemstones and decorated with gold reliefs, with his long legs crossed casually.

"Who is it, who will be my queen?" There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, but there was a murderous intent hidden in his eyes.

There was a small commotion in the hall.

Wearing a red wedding dress inlaid with gold thread, E Si walked out from a long line of visitors and knelt down humbly on the ground.

"—E Si sees His Majesty."

E Si raised his head without authorization, and met that sharp gaze without fear.

The corners of his eyes even twitched up, and he smiled lowly.

Stunning.

This was everyone's only thought when they saw E Si's appearance.

Even Winnis couldn't help being distracted by the beautiful woman in front of him for a moment, and almost forgot to pursue the provocative behavior of the other party.

"Esi, are you laughing at me?"

E Si, who was kneeling below, shook his head and replied: "E Si is just too happy... I always thought that I was like a speck of dust, and I didn't know until I met Your Majesty that I am not dust, but gravel that longs to land. "

"Landing? This metaphor is rather novel." Winnis was taken aback for a moment, then raised the corners of his lips slightly: "As you wish."

E Si became the queen as he wished, but Winnis, who saw through his snake and scorpion nature, never touched him.

E Si saw that beauty could not confuse the emperor, so she simply put aside her face and used her status as a queen to hang around in front of Winnis all day long, fighting for favor without integrity.

"Where's the queen?"

Wen Nisi, who was working in the study, suddenly felt that something was missing, and he frowned—E Si didn't bother him today, begging for a kiss shamelessly? ?

Of course he didn't miss the other party!I'm just afraid that the other party will make something wrong again.

"Return to Your Majesty, the empress is cooking herself."

Winnis had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, after a while, E Si walked in with a bowl of porridge that smelled bad, and sat on the emperor's lap with ease.

"Your Majesty~ah~~"

Winnis opened his mouth numbly, letting E Si fiddle with it.

Because he has experienced the other party's character of never giving up many times.

"Your Majesty, you were looking at that palace lady just now, do you like her?"

After feeding, Esi handed over the bowl to the servants, adjusted the posture of sitting on his lap, and the bird nestled comfortably into Winnis' hard chest.

Winnis' innate power seems to be of no use to Ess, "So what if you like it?"

After hearing this, Er Si smiled sweeter, "The concubine will send her to His Majesty's bed tonight."

Winnis snorted coldly, noncommittal.

E Si pouted as usual, leaned closer to Venice, and said in a sweet voice: "Should your majesty be so moved by the generosity of my concubine that I can't help but give kisses one after another?"

Winnis pushed his head away with difficulty, "The queen's powder is a bit thick today..."

The emperor went back to the palace to go to bed, and found Ess lying on the bed without any surprise, wearing a bright red long gauze.

"Hmph, where's the maid?"

"She fell into the water and died, and the concubine had no choice but to serve His Majesty in person."

E Si lifted the quilt, and a large expanse of white and smooth skin was unconsciously revealed in front of the monarch with his movements.

Winnis' eyes darkened, and he warned, "I can turn a blind eye to those methods of yours, but I can't touch Joe, understand?"

Joe, the second spy sent by the Central Dynasty recently, will spend his life's love with Emperor Winnes in the future.

E Si's smile was stagnant, and he was even more jealous of the man named Qiao in his heart.

That night, Emperor Winnis still refused to touch him, leaving E Si's firm honey-colored back.

"Your Majesty~" Ess didn't mind, and said to the back of his head every day, "You must not know that the moment I first saw you, I said to myself in my heart: I will spare my life to get you .”

Winnis closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"I was born to follow the greatest king, so I found His Majesty..."

E Si babbled sweetly to himself, and when he mentioned Joe, he said so meanly:

"I've seen him. He has neither knowledge nor talent. He is stupid to death."

"Your Majesty, you don't know how rude he is. He has so many clothes, and every time he comes to pay his respects to his concubine, he still wears a piece of patched junk."

"Really?" Winnis chuckled, turned around and asked, "What else?"

It was the first time E Si saw such a gentle look on a man's face.

He heard Winnis urging again, and picked out some of Joe's stupid things to tell.

However, Winnis listened with gusto.

"...Your Majesty, I am more beautiful than him and smarter than him, and I knew Your Majesty earlier than him, why do you hate me so much?"

E Si stared at the flickering candles in the hall, with almost innocent confusion on her beautiful face.

Winnis may have fallen asleep and did not answer.

E Si was used to the indifferent attitude of men, and sighed softly, "I really envy Qiao... Unlike me, I am destined not to get... Your Majesty's mercy in this life."

E Si, who couldn't love her, finally turned black. While targeting and framing Qiao Meiren in every possible way, he seduced Prince Harding who came to the palace to have an audience.

The epic blockbuster "The Great Emperor" was not favored by anyone, including director Zhang himself.

The general trend of this era is entertainment, and the most popular are those commercial blockbusters that make people laugh, rather than serious and boring historical dramas.

The director shot it meticulously, just to commemorate a dream when he was young, a dream to reproduce the glory of the empire.

Every time an episode is finished, the director spends three seconds uploading it to the star network and then hastily exits.He really didn't want to face the appalling ratings and ridicule from his peers.

Until the third episode of the second issue, the femme fatale queen E Si played by Chu He appeared on the stage, which brought a lot of jokes and joy to this huge drama, and also made the ratings soar.