If I can't move, I lose "Interstellar"

When she received her boyfriend's communication request, Chu He was mowing and weeding with the kidnapped labor force on her private planet.

Chu He raised his eyebrows at Little Tony, and pressed the answer button on the communicator.

On the other end was a man wearing a black military cadet uniform, his stern gaze was cast on Chu He, and his eyes instantly warmed up.

"The military exercises are over."

Louis noticed that Chu He was sweating profusely, and frowned slightly, "Where are you? Why haven't you returned to Capital Star yet?"

Chu He held the communicator a little farther to let him see the mower in his hand, and motioned him to look at the cherry bushes behind him.

"Your man is making money to support his family. I... have to wait a few days."

After hearing this, Louis frowned even deeper. "Why did you suddenly go to a remote planet?... Ah He, are you still angry with me? The passwords of all social accounts are your birthday plus genetic sequence, you can log in anytime."

Seeing that he finally showed his weakness, Chu He was very grateful.

He snorted to himself, it's too late, what he was asking for was his attitude, and he didn't really want to invade his privacy.

"My account password is also my birthday plus gene series, you can also access it at any time."

It might be boring to say, the two of them had a big quarrel half a month ago about checking the post.

For Chu He, a human from ancient times, occasionally checking her boyfriend’s social circle is the sacred right of the other party, a symbol of deep love, and a harmless taste!

But for the interstellar era, it was actually included in the misdemeanor law (peeping crime), and if they disagreed, they would call the police and be arrested and imprisoned!

He really couldn't understand it.Don't you like a person and don't want to know his other side?Don't see if he's messing around outside? ——No wonder the divorce rate in the current interstellar era is as high as 90%.

The remaining 9.5% are unmarried.

The lifespan is so long, the Milky Way is so big, and the couple don't even look at each other, the wave will die!

It's a pity that for interstellar people, the optical brain is another set of ♂ organs, the second secret place of the body... Even if you are a lover and partner, you can't ask him to take off his pants, use a magnifying glass to check the "beep—" , It's too offensive!

Chu He also knew that Louis had sacrificed a lot for himself, so the sweet words in his mouth were thrown wildly like he didn't want money.Finally, he patted his chest and promised, "I just go up occasionally to see if you are chatting with others, and I will definitely give you a slap beforehand!"

As soon as the words fell, a handsome young man in a white military cadet uniform suddenly appeared beside Louis, reminding him in a low voice: "Senior, we are about to jump."

The portrait of Louis flickered, "I should hang up, baby."

Chu He stared at the young man, his smile gradually disappeared.

"Why is he in your room? Was he always there just now?"

Louis asked the boy to leave the room first, and quickly explained: "He is a member of my team for this military exercise. Usually he and other people will come to me to discuss things."

Chu He snorted, "Don't you need to ask him to avoid it when others are chatting?"

Lewis paused, and said in a low voice: "Before we left, we encountered a swarm of insects and beasts. He alone calmed down the mental mania of all the members, and finally collapsed from exhaustion... Ah He, you also know the medical measures on the spaceship. , as the captain, I let him sleep on the floor of my room, and if anything happens, he can be taken care of in time."

Chu He was annoyed and funny when he heard this, and sighed, "Since everyone is sick, at least the bed should be given to him."

There was a faint smile in Louis's eyes, "What if my boyfriend gets jealous?"

Chu He said without hesitation: "Yes, I'm already jealous. I should have reminded you at least twice, it's better to stay away from him, right?"

"The first two times, including this one, were arranged by the school. His spiritual power and I have a high degree of compatibility, and it is inevitable that there will be cooperation."

Chu He reluctantly accepted this explanation, but still felt a little uncomfortable.Anyone who is in a long-distance relationship will be depressed if there is such a blatant person who wants to poach the wall next to him.Before he could open his mouth to make his boyfriend avoid suspicion, Louis promised impatiently:

"If you don't like it, I will apply to the school for rejection in the future...don't think too much, okay?"

Chu He didn't want to entangle any more, "Well, it's over."

Seeing Chu He standing there blankly for a long while, Tony leaned forward, raised his hand and shook in front of him, "You're back to your senses, don't you still miss it!"

Chu He pushed away his sweaty head, squinted at the large green weeds in front of him that competed with the fruit trees for nutrients, touched his chin, and muttered, "I always feel a little green on my head."

Tony couldn't understand, and didn't want to know what Chu He said, but he pretended to be fierce and urged: "I don't care if your head is green or not, hurry up and let me go home after work!"

Chu He was quite distressed when he heard the words, "How can a single dog like you understand such little troubles in love?"

Tony frowned, and couldn't help gossiping after a while, "Didn't you say the Cold War? Is this the end?"

Chu He snorted, "The relationship is good, there is no way."

Tony rolled his eyes, "How many centimeters? How many times a night?"

Chu He expressed disdain for his wretched tone, "Look at what you put in your head every day? Think carefully about why you didn't get into the first military academy of the Federation, or why you went to a third-rate agriculture and forestry college on a remote planet!"

Seeing him revealing his scars, Tony smiled sinisterly, "I missed two fucking papers to be admitted to a third-rate school, and you barely became alumni with me after studying hard all night!"

Chu He: ...

"I think back then I was a man of the hour who left the military and political teacher speechless." Chu He tried hard to save face.

He still remembers a highly respected retired politician who was keen on education when he was in middle school, and came to his school to teach for a while.During that semester, he woke up from Chu He to answer questions every day in every class. In the class, the old and the young were arguing about their political views.

Although it is quite silly, but at that time it was not afraid of the teacher's authority!Chu He was almost overwhelmed by the reverence in the eyes of a group of classmates.

The old politician didn't appreciate Chu He very much. He regarded him as a scourge. His comment on Chu He in the final exam was that his thinking was extreme, and he was cautiously admitted to the administrative major.Let Chu He's career in politics be ruined.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just remember that you were almost sent to a mentally retarded school when you were a child."

Chu He's expression froze, he said that he was really helpless, who was not a top student who was cast with admiration back then?

When he was reborn in the interstellar era, he was worn with his brain and memories, so in this interstellar world where a four-year-old can speak four alien languages ​​without even stuttering...he seems to have insufficient brain capacity.

... His family once thought that he was born with a mental retardation,

If it wasn't for his elder brother crying and rushing to stop him, he would have spent the rest of his life in that special school.

Can he be blamed?Can he, a person with [-]% brain development, compare with a group of monsters with [-]% brain development? !It was simply horrific to be hanged and beaten.

And according to their set of mental power evaluation standards, in the current era of average C-level mental power, he is just a waste of E-level, ha ha.

The two fought with each other, and finally decided to have a glass of juice during the intermission.

Chu He was not a major in agriculture and forestry before his death. In this life, he really wanted to use armor, but the cruel reality is that his mental strength and test scores determine that his future can only be engaged in the most elementary, agriculture.

Although this planet is desolate and remote, its environmental conditions are the closest to the Earth's mother star in various aspects, only the gravity is slightly different.This is also the reason why Chu He impulsively emptied the savings that he had saved for more than ten years, and bought it back with a whole load of debt.

He intends to develop this place into a tourist resort planet in ancient times, and he is still in the first step of cultivating ancient earth plants.

The result of his current research is cherries. When he was traveling in extraterrestrials, he accidentally found mutated cherries. The fruits were as big as apples. They were bright red and plump but sour and hard to swallow. They have always been regarded as ornamental plants.Chu He bought a few plants and took them back for his brother to study. Finally, through hundreds of experiments, he cultivated red cherries that resembled the earth.

He decided to name the Ruby Ecstasy Cherry.

In addition to cherries, Chu He also searched for similar flowers and plants through the star network. So far, he has found aloe vera, citrus, strawberry, cactus, and common flowers such as rose lily.

In the interstellar era, the population is exploding, and there is no time and no attention to the greening rate. Even the planet is aiming at the modernization of steel, and the surface covered by plants has become a barbaric expression.

So plants are cheap, and no one wants to grow them and buy them.Fruits will appear on the dining table, but most of the fruits on the market are not familiar to Chu He.

I bought a large house of plants with a small amount of star coins, and the merchant even gave away a few packets of seeds for free.

Chu He gave all these to his almighty brother. With him, even though they had evolved beyond recognition, they were still restored to the flowers and fruits in Chu He's memory.

Now that the entire interstellar is extremely enthusiastic about tracing the origin, Chu He wants to use this to promote his own fruits step by step and create a nostalgic holiday resort for all people in the entire interstellar.

Tony drank the less ice and half sugar cherry juice mixed with Zhenbo coconut prepared by Chu He, and instantly chose to forgive him.

He crossed his legs, and kindly suggested: "I think so. You have been chasing Louis for so many years, and you finally got together and became a long-distance relationship. Now you are finally on vacation. He just came back, why don't you hurry up and give him a romance?" surprise!"

"for example?"

"Hey hey... like soothing a tired lover with your body."

Chu He, an older virgin who had lived two lifetimes, was quite emotional when he heard this. In fact, every time he saw Louis' serious appearance, he wanted to suppress him.

"Then I'll leave everything here to you, and I've worked hard for my brother's happiness." Chu He was itchy and imagining the usual cold and arrogant man lying softly under him, crying with tears in his eyes...

Tony stared, "Of course I'll go back with you!"

Chu He reminded: "A villa."

Tony wailed, slapped the table and said angrily: "If you hadn't sworn to guarantee that this planet would definitely catch fire, I wouldn't fucking want your empty check! Even if I really built a villa for me, come to this broken planet The fuel costs are worth one month's salary!"

Chu He hurriedly comforted him, and said proudly: "I'll take you to enclose the land later, and add a garden for you!" He put the cherry juice into Tony's hands attentively, "Besides, you are a key member of us, how can you Walk?"

Tony said angrily, "Then can you stop thinking about squeezing me all the time!"

Chu He embraced him, wiped away false tears, "Now is the most difficult period of starting a career, I know it is hard, but have you thought about it? ——Why did I, Chu He, buy a planet with a loan that even my dad and I My father and my brother didn’t tell (it’s too late), and even my boyfriend didn’t tell me (it’s too late), so I asked you to help? Doesn’t this prove anything? Ah? I don’t believe anyone, only you! "

Tony pushed his hand away, feeling desperate that he was so happy and guilty at what he said, pointing at Chu He and trembling, "You... are really shameless."

Chu He smiled and didn't deny it, "Okay, then I'll leave this to you, brother...I have to go crazy about love."