[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I said, "Go and lead the way."

Tathagata said stubbornly: "No, you go."

I said, "You are the head of all Buddhas, you go."

Tathagata said: "You have the most followers, so go."

I reasoned with Tathagata, saying that I can’t be the one to take charge every time something happens. This would make him look useless and bad for his reputation. Why don’t he go down to the lower realm this time and experience the feeling of raising a child.

When Tathagata heard this, he was very frightened. He said that he had finally come out and came all the way to the South China Sea, which is a long way for a dead man.At this time, letting him go for a further distance would really kill him.

? ? ?What's the hard work for you to come here by driving the clouds, don't talk as if you came here on foot, okay?

All in all, no matter if I pull it out or wear it out, I just can't take this dead house out of the house.

The Tathagata said: "It's very troublesome to go down. I have to wash my hair, otherwise my head will be like a light bulb, which will damage my Buddhist reputation."

How can you wash your hair with a bald head?

All in all, no one can be relied upon without hair, and I will be required to do it in the end.

It stands to reason that Monkey King may not necessarily pass through the country of Chechi all the way westward.If he takes a detour and goes to another country, then this period of karma is over, so we must have our gods to guide him and take him to Chechi country.

I thought about how Shancai would go down to buy fried nuts with candied haws and nuts, so I simply asked him to turn into a one-eyed boy to lead the way for Monkey King.

I simply suspect that the law of gravity hangs from the corners of Shancai’s eyes. No matter he turns into an old man or a child, the corners of his eyes are always full of laziness. We agreed that he would lead the way for Monkey King, but he stood in the middle of the road and waited too long. , fell asleep on the crossroads.When Xuanzang was riding a horse, he was afraid that he would be trampled to death, so he asked Monkey King to move him to the side of the road.

I was on top, and I just watched the two of them, the boy who turned Shancai into a boy moved his head and feet, carefully, lightly, very intimately afraid of waking him up, and moved into the grass.

The little monk was very kind, and he was afraid that people passing by would step on him, so he asked Monkey King to put up a sign: Someone is sleeping here, don't step on it, don't make noise.

……

This kid is really unreliable, so I had no choice but to send Dragon Girl down and let her lead the way.

The dragon girl went down to the realm, turned into a middle-aged woman, faced Tang Seng, and said anxiously: "This elder, have you ever seen my son?"

Sun Wukong said: "Oh? Is your son unreliable?"

Long Nu was very involved in acting, as if she really had an unreliable son, she said anxiously: "Exactly, he can fall asleep wherever he goes, I'm afraid that if he runs too close to the imperial city, he will be caught The officers and soldiers took him away. Oh, you don’t know, he doesn’t have much hair, and it’s dangerous to have less hair these days!”

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "It's dangerous to have little hair? My master doesn't have a single hair, isn't it more dangerous?"

Longnu said: "The elders don't know, the end of this road is the imperial city of Chechi Kingdom. The emperor paid homage to monks and arrested monks to do coolies. Now the grass and trees are all soldiers, and even the one with thinning hair is arrested. If you are a Buddhist disciple, you should bypass the imperial city."

Monkey King, what you ask him to do, he won't do it; what you don't ask him to do is just what he wants to do.

That Zhu Bajie was still a little scared, when he heard this, he was terrified, and hurriedly asked: "Master, this emperor doesn't respect Buddhism, why don't we take a detour? What are you doing sending this dead man, he has no food to eat. "

Sun Wukong said: "You woman, don't worry about us, let's go find your son. We have the ability to reach the sky, so naturally we are not afraid of a king. It's just strange, why does your king hate Buddhist monks so much?"

The dragon girl made a look of emotion, and sighed: "I didn't hate it all the time, but three Taoist priests came to the city three years ago. But it can summon the wind and rain, and relieve the severe drought, so the king was furious, and ordered all the monks to die, drawing shadows and graphics, and the monks who came should be arrested, you don’t want to die."

Sun Wukong is the most proud character. The more he heard Long Nu say that he doesn't want to go, the more stubborn he became, and he was about to hit the knife head, saying: "It's okay! What is there to be afraid of my emperor, even the Jade Emperor? I got three points!"

Zhu Bajie snorted coldly: "You are only good at making trouble and shouting, but since the emperor hates Buddhist disciples, the people in the city must also hate us. If we go, we will be beaten and have nowhere to live. We are like rats crossing the street. Why bother to come!"

The little monk was stubborn, and said proudly, "No, I'm going! I'm going to be smashed to pieces!"

After finishing speaking, he got off the horse, bowed respectfully to the middle-aged woman transformed by the dragon girl, and said, "Thank you, madam, but I am a disciple of Buddhism, how can I just watch my fellow disciple suffer here? Go up to the Golden Luan Hall and ask the emperor for a discussion. If he wins, I will do it, but if he loses, he will definitely release me as a Buddhist disciple!"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he immediately said: "Master, don't say that. As the saying goes, there are two schools of thought, and the Buddhist gate of this car may not be the same as your Buddhist gate. Maybe what kind of pig monk and horse monk are you burning incense?" It's also possible."

The little monk asked anxiously: "You said they tore down the Buddha statues in the temple, whose golden body and whose courtyard were they torn down?"

The Dragon Girl said: "Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea, Buddha of the Western Heaven, Ksitigarbha King of the Lower Realm, and statues of Manjusri Samantabhadra. They were all knocked down and burned."

Sun Wukong said, "It's fine for others, but even Guanyin Bodhisattva was burned. It's too much, too much!"

Zhu Bajie murmured: "It's better to burn him. I've been thinking about how to plot against the old pig all day long, and none of my apprentices are good. They all tease me, so burn it! If I were here, I would have to step on it for a few more years." Feet, let’s piss again!”

Dragon Girl: "..."

The little monk said: "Don't talk nonsense, just shut up."

After training him, he asked Longnu again, "How can I enter Chechi City? I'm afraid they won't let us pass through the city gate, and the monsters will stop us..."

However, no matter how he asked, Long Nu just kept silent.

The little monk said blankly, "Madam, why didn't you speak?"

Dragon Girl stared at Zhu Bajie coldly for a while, then said abruptly, "The show can't go on."

Little monk: "???"

After saying that, he suddenly pulled out a pure copper ruler, held it heavily in his hand, fixed his eyes on Zhu Bajie, sneered calmly, and said word by word: "My mouth is not clean, I need to be spanked."