[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

To be honest, Honghaier is really the most difficult little monster I have seen in thousands of years.

If I didn't think he was a good seedling and really wanted to train him well, I would have beaten him to death on the spot.

All in all, I saw the most unforgettable scene in this life when I was here with this red boy. If possible, I would really like to never see such a terrible scene in my life. It really left a psychological shadow on me, okay?

He changed into the same appearance as Hui An, wearing pink clothes, drooping his eyelids, drooping his head, wiping the teardrops from the corners of his eyes with one hand, and crying at the door very aggrieved, crying and whispering: "Master, this monkey bullied me, he beat me so badly!"

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I feel like my eyes are going to go blind.

In fact, from his point of view, I can understand his thinking: he thinks that I must love my apprentice very much, so I must feel sorry for my apprentice when he is injured, so I can't beat him, and then he hangs out with my apprentice, thinking anyway I can't tell who is who, so I can't beat him?Thinking well!

But the problem is that Hui An, let alone crying, since he grew up, his gloomy appearance is very scary, crying on the ground with his face on his face, I was almost as scared as being struck by lightning!

Before I was ashamed to say anything, I heard Hui An grinding his teeth beside me, clicking, almost gnashing his teeth in anger.

I originally wanted to have a good chat with this kid. After all, he may be young and smart. Although he is clever, he has not been educated well, so he is a bit biased.

But before I could speak, I heard Hui An suddenly say, "I'm going to kill him."

The voice was gloomy, as if mixed with ice scum.

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Just before I opened my mouth to dissuade him, Hui An rushed forward like a whirlwind, and beat the red boy who had turned into him on the head with a stick!

In the blink of an eye, the red boy lying on the ground lowered his head, a sneer suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth, and suddenly turned into a gust of dark wind, hiding in the cave, Hui An was very angry because he had vilified him. Dazed, he slammed into the cave, wanting to be on the same level as him, but just as he rushed in, the two gates of the cave suddenly closed with a bang, like a beast opening its mouth, It snapped shut, shutting my reckless apprentice inside.

I was standing anxiously outside the door, not knowing whether my apprentice had won or lost, when suddenly I saw smoke coming out of the closed cave, thick smoke billowing out, which scared the Monkey King into panic Shouted: "It's broken, it's broken, that demon is the most deceitful, I'm afraid Hui'an Xingzhe is in danger!"

As he spoke, he anxiously raised the golden cudgel in his hand, and said, "Bodhisattva, don't worry, just watch me smash this door—"

Then he opened his eyes wide in astonishment, watched me kick the door and rushed in: "Hui An? How are you doing, Hui An?"

Monkey King hugged his little stick tightly in fear, and stood alone in the gate in the billowing smoke and heat waves, messy.

I rushed in, only to see thick smoke billowing in the cave, and I couldn't see anything clearly. Suddenly, a figure bumped out of it, threw itself into my arms, hugged me and cried, "Master, he set me on fire!" !"

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If you pretend to be my apprentice, at least you have to look a little bit more similar, and forget about everything else, so you have to learn how to set up your character anyway.

I saw another figure coming out of the thick smoke, it was Hui An, although the smoke was not light, but his cold eyes, and his face was always dark, now the smoke turned into a The veritable black face sneered at this moment: "Oh, I thought this monster was so smart."

I grabbed the red boy who had turned into Hui'an by the hair, picked him up, sprinkled water on him, and turned into that naughty boy again, holding only the braid in my hand, no matter how hard I struggled Do not take it off.

He is a naughty one, even if he was caught by me, he would not admit defeat, and suddenly changed into the appearance of that little monk, screaming strangely: "Sister Guanyin, you are late, I have already been skinned and eaten by that red boy !"

Suddenly, the good-looking skin suddenly turned to one side, turned into a bloody body, looked at me sadly, and said: "It's a pity that I didn't enter Buddhism, get the scriptures, and died in the hands of demons..."

But no matter how he changed, his hair was still there, and it became nondescript and completely different, which was very strange.

Seeing that I was unmoved, the red boy suddenly opened his mouth wide, and a mouthful of fire spewed out from his mouth and nose, and rushed towards my face!

However, although he was burning the real fire of samadhi, it could not burn the golden body of the Buddha. I stretched out my hand and pinched his nose and mouth at the same time. His eyes widened in astonishment. There was smoke coming out of his ears and eyes, and he looked very embarrassed.

I said to him, "Why, don't make trouble anymore? Do you understand now, Louwailou, Shanwaishan, you are just a half-grown doll, and you really want to fight against the gods?"

The red boy spewed out fire, only tossed in his chest, and choked himself until he was so angry that he coughed for a while, and said angrily: "What do you want? If you have the ability, you can kill me, kill me, and kill me. I boiled it in the pot and rolled it, you see I never lowered my head for you!"

I said, "Hey, why are you so extreme, kid? I didn't come to beat you."

Hong Haier was so angry that smoke was coming out of his nose, "Then what are you doing here?"

I said: "I like you very much, and I want to take you to the South China Sea to cultivate a real fruit."

Most of the monsters I met were extremely stubborn, even if I gave him a positive result, they would not take it to death. Not only did they not want it, but they would fight me to the end with their lives, most of them were like this.

However, it’s okay if I don’t say anything. After I finished speaking, Honghaier suddenly froze, her big eyes were full of confusion, and she didn’t struggle any more. She just stared blankly, like a log, and asked me in a low voice. : "What did you say? You like me?"

However, just now subconsciously asked a question, struggled violently again, and laughed heartbreakingly: "Nonsense, nonsense, gods are liars! How could you like me? No one in this world likes me, even my biological parents Don't like me either!"

After all, he took a sharp breath, and spewed out a big mouthful of flames, like a volcanic eruption, with thick smoke billowing, and the high temperature almost ignited the entire mountain!

He smoked others with fire and smoke, but tears fell from his own eyes: "I'll burn you to death, you bloody liar!"

He was about to burn me, but I pinched his mouth and nose again, and he couldn't make a sound anymore.

I said, "Why are you so extreme, kid? I lied to you. I really like you. If I don't like you, I'll dig a trap for you, fill it with blades, and throw you down."

Hong Hai'er was choked up and coughed, "Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense!"

I said, "Monks don't tell lies, you little brat, why should I lie to you?"

After being told by me for a while, he believed a little bit, and said in a small voice: "Then tell me, what's wrong with me?"

I pointed at Hui An and said, "You don't know, I like you precisely because he doesn't like you. As a person, I am happy when I see him angry. If you can make him angry often, I will be happy." I like you to death."

Honghaier turned to look at Hui An, and saw him standing motionless in the thick smoke, with piercing eyes like cold stars, eyebrows like blades, and the coldness of deep winter in the corners of his mouth, he was a real person. Yama with jade face.

Hong Haier believed it a little bit, but struggled again: "He is your apprentice, why don't you like him, but like me instead?"

I said, "Who said I don't like him anymore? I like him the most. He is my big disciple. It's just that I like to see him angry. He is the funniest person when he is angry."

Hong Hai'er originally wanted to fight me, but now he was in a daze when he was talking to me, he even forgot that I was carrying him, and he said more and more confused: "Why?"

I said: "Because he was born unable to laugh. It's very rare for you to make him angry. If one day you make him laugh, you can choose my baby from Nanhai, okay?"

After all, Honghaier has the heart of a child, although he is always wary of me, when he heard that there is a treasure to take, he didn't realize that I was just coaxing him, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Really?"

After he finished speaking, he warned again: "But I don't want to go to your South China Sea to be your apprentice. I will never bow to a god like you unless you and I make an agreement that I will go with you, but I just go Win your baby, when I do it, you have to keep your word and let me go!"

I saw that he was fully focused on winning my baby, so I said: "Okay, of course, but before you win, you have to do odd jobs for me in Nanhai, and you can do whatever you want, and you can't violate it a little bit. "

Hong Haier said: "Okay! If you don't rub the top of my head and take the precepts, I won your baby, so it's okay to do things for you!"

Sun Wukong said in astonishment: "Sure enough, Bodhisattva can coax children. He is really the best at taking care of children."

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I put the red boy down, he wanted to win back all the treasures of Guanyin of the South China Sea with all his heart and mind, no matter what Sun Wukong said, the treasures of Guanyin of the South China Sea are much more valuable than that chubby little monk.

I said to him: "When you come to the South China Sea, you must have a dharma name. How about this, your name is..."

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What is it called.

I'm a bad name, I really can't think of it.

I said awkwardly: "Why don't you call me Hui Xiao'an."

As soon as I finished speaking, Hui An sneered and said: "You dare. If you dare to call him Hui An, I will throw him from the sky when you are not paying attention."

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Why make it difficult for a named waste!

I thought about it, scratched my head, and finally could only come up with one: "How about... Your name is Shancai No. [-]?"

The author has something to say:

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I wrote an article without CP, and as a result, there were seven pairs of CP in the comment area under the article, and they didn’t even let the plants go. It’s true, and I’m convinced in theory.

Thank you all for your brains to contribute to this non-cp [focus], desperate.