[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The more Sun Wukong talked in front of me, the more wronged he was, and finally he stomped his feet in anger. I suspected that he stomped too hard, and stomped my lotus platform to the ground.

If it weren't for his master's current dangerous situation, I doubt he would be able to tell me about the good things Puxian did for three days and three nights without stopping.

The thing is like this: At the very beginning, the Buddha set up a magic technique that allowed the little monk to ask the gods from all directions to teach him. In the past, he only came to me, and I thought he was annoying. I felt uncomfortable for a while, and I didn’t have the heart to talk to him, so no matter what he said, I never answered. He was very happy when he was shocked, and the two of them even chatted in the air like talking on the phone.

Chatting is nothing, he even gave the little monk a bad idea later, he was so angry that Monkey King wished he could go to Paradise of Ultimate Bliss and beat him up.

The little monk sent a voice transmission to him from thousands of miles away: My apprentice is disobedient today, he is arguing with me.

Puxian said to him, "Recite the mantra."

Or the little monk suddenly thought of it and said to him: "My apprentice ate more than me today."

Puxian still said: "Recite the mantra."

Even the little monk said to him: "I dozed off while riding a horse today and fell off my horse."

Puxian still said: "Recite the mantra!"

You can also recite the mantra!

Sun Wukong: You just want to watch a good show, right?

I saw him in front of me, stomping here and there, and said in despair: "It's okay to do this usually, the two of us chatted until late at night, didn't sleep at night, never slept during the day. He couldn’t sit still on the horse and fell down, everyone had to be very careful not to fall and break his neck, it’s really more troublesome than taking care of a child!”

That's all, no matter, who would have thought that one day, the little monk would be idle and said to Puxian, "You don't even know that once, sister Guanyin lied to me that he was a man! Hahaha!"

……

Puxian is very honest, he didn't react at all, and subconsciously asked: "Isn't he a man? Everyone in the Western Heavens knows that he is a man. You must know that Guanyin didn't wear skirts at the beginning. , Later, the supply of Goddesses in the Western Heaven was insufficient, so I put a skirt on him."

This is great, the little monk cried for three days and three nights after he knew about this incident, and Sun Wukong was so annoyed that he fell down, crying so loudly that wild wolves from all over the world howled at him, and the monkey was so angry that he wanted to be separated from the sky. Just strangle Pu Xian to death.

At the very beginning, the road was fairly peaceful, and Sun Wukong thought that there would be no problem for the two of them to chat. Unexpectedly, within a few days, the master and apprentice went out of the town, passed the official road, and went to the barren mountains and mountains. Arrived in the extremely dangerous mountain road.

The Sun Wukong's eyes are very sharp, and he can see at a glance that there is a monster occupying the mountain. When he saw a red cloud floating leisurely from the sky, he knew that the monster was walking in the wind, so he hurriedly asked the little monk to stop chatting with Pu Xian. Full alert.

I have said a long time ago that most of the monsters who entrust themselves to become spirits in the forest are not good at brains, but this monster has a personality. Not only is it good at brains, but it is also very smart. The law of nature, he knew that although Tang Sanzang was a meat bun, he had three amazing apprentices by his side, and he knew that he shouldn't fight head-on, so he thought of a bad move.

People can't catch monsters and force them to catch them, but he didn't. He turned into a seven-year-old child, tied himself to the mountain a lot, and begged for help in the mountains with aggrieved, crying and shouting: Great monk, save me, woo woo woo, I'm so cold and scared, it's pitch black here...

Anyway, I am very conscious of green tea. This idea of ​​catching people has crossed the age!

Sun Wukong has seen shameless people before, but he has never seen such shameless ones. He cried, and the little monk said: "Apprentice, look at that child, you are very pitiful."

Sun Wukong coaxed him: "The mountain is so cloudy, it must be a monster, a monster."

He cried again: "I'm so hungry. If you don't save me, I'll die. If I die, I'll become a monster..."

The little monk said again: "We are monks, and monks are compassionate. Maybe he was transformed from a good monster?"

Monkey King was stunned: "When did you come up with the concept of a good monster?"

The child cried loudly on the tree: "Brother Monk, I'm so scared!"

The little monk said firmly: "You see, he has already said that he is very scared!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

I always thought that Hui An was the only one who followed Sun Wukong to study messily behind his ass. Then I suddenly discovered that Sun Wukong also learned two things from Hui An. He was forced to have nowhere to go, so I asked the little monk: " Do you trust him or me?"

The little monk was forced by his apprentice so wrongedly, he looked at the child hanging from the tree, and at the Monkey King, and finally said: "I believe you..."

Thought this was good to go?no!

That monster is really powerful. Seeing the duck with its beak about to fly, it immediately launched a sensational offensive, tears streaming down: "Brother monk, I met you among thousands of people. I thought I was saving you for you." The noble person of my life, I never expected that you and I have such a shallow fate, that you would rather watch me die here..."

When he said this, the little monk couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Monkey King very reasonably: I didn't know whether you were a monster or a good person back then, and I saved you too!How come this child can't do it anymore?

Monkey King thought to himself, can you save me and save him?I am the monster who was crushed under the mountain, and he is the monster who wants to eat your flesh!

However, what he never expected was that after the little monk finished speaking, he said more firmly: "It is better to save a thousand by mistake than to kill one! How about this, I will ask Samantabhadra Bodhisattva if he can save him, he is a Bodhisattva, he is very powerful, he must know it!"

... It's okay not to ask, but it's really bad to ask.

Puxian said to him very courteously: "It's easy to say, we have registration manuals for the location of monsters from all walks of life in the lower world and the registration manuals that occupy the top of the mountain. , doesn't it prove that he is a good person?"

……

To be honest, I was convinced when Pu Xian took out the registration manual thousands of years ago.

The whole world knows that the Buddhas of the Western Paradise are inefficient in handling affairs, and they are particularly mournful. What happened thousands of years ago has not yet come to fruition. This registration manual has been out of date for some time. He actually took out the original unrepaired version, searched it for a long time on the version thousands of years ago, and said happily to the little monk: "There are no monsters over there! The one who called for help must be a good boy, you save him." Him!"

……

I have said long ago that Puxian's brain should be treated well, otherwise it would lower our overall IQ level in Xitian by many levels in an instant!

We all know what happened next, the kid was a monster, he took the little monk away and prepared to cook, roast, fry and eat.

So when Sun Wukong came to me, he didn't ask me to save his master, but he asked Samantabhadra not to make trouble, so that he dared to save his master.

what can I say?He is Puxian!He's out of his mind and I'm also responsible. I can't say that he didn't do well at this time, it's not my responsibility anymore!

I can only say to Sun Wukong: "I am also very embarrassed about this matter. Why don't you talk to your master and tell him not to look for Pu Xian at all times in the future. What's the use of looking for me?"

Sun Wukong paused and said, "My master doesn't have the temperament to listen to people's advice!"

It's even harder for me: "You make it sound like Pu Xian just listens to my advice..."

Sun Wukong saw that I was determined not to care about this matter, so he said to me: "Bodhisattva, you don't know something. This monster is called Honghaier. He is a child of my brother who worships me. He can breathe out the real fire of samadhi. He is very powerful and cunning. Changeable. When I was in despair, I sent that Zhu Bajie to find a Bodhisattva to help him, but he turned into a Bodhisattva, tricked Zhu Bajie, and tricked him into the cave, ready to be thrown into the pot!"

He urged me again and said: "This monster, it's fine to catch my master, it's really hateful to turn into a Bodhisattva!"

God!This little monster even pretends to be me to deceive Zhu Bajie!

I suddenly turned my head to look at Hui An with anticipation: "Apprentice, this monster will take on my appearance, and even seductively deceive the little monk! Even the golden cicada will be fooled by him!"

Hui An was startled, immediately picked up his broom, and yelled at me with a sense of crisis: "How many times have I told you, Master, don't pick up these weird things on the side of the road and come back! The last time you picked up That frog is still jumping around in the South China Sea!"

When he was like this, I was very sad: "But he is very smart, he simply violates the iron law that the monster's brain is not easy to use! And he can breathe fire, no matter how you look at it, he is very domineering!"

Hui An: "..."

With a cold face, he strode up to Monkey King and said indifferently, "Get lost."

Sun Wukong: "???"

Sun Wu was so angry that he wanted to die: "You master and apprentice quarrel, what does it matter to me?"

I patted my clothes, stood up calmly and said, "I'll definitely pick up this little monster!"

Hui An raised his sharp long eyebrows, looked at me indifferently, and suddenly stood his broom firmly to his side, standing proudly, with no warmth in his cold eyes, he said coldly: "Master, if you Then pick up the messy children and return to the South China Sea..."

"You don't come back later."

???

what did you say?

Is this South China Sea yours or mine?

You traitor!

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Unknowingly, I have already written 30, can everyone take the lead to make me look familiar?