[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

To be honest, I never thought that he, a monkey jumping out of a rock, would also burst out with blood and blood.

In the past, I only thought that he was heartless, his skin was thick, and his head was also hard. I never regarded him as a complete person. In this way, I have never been soft-hearted, and I found out from the closed eyes and clenched teeth that Rao's body turned into stone is also a flesh and blood body, which can be painful, cracked, and injured.

Even if the body is as cold as pig iron, as long as there is a beating heart, the hot blood will flow from the heart to the limbs, and there will be weaknesses everywhere, and as long as there is a hole, there will be scars torn.

Seeing him hit once, and wanted to hit again, I was startled, and hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, even if I hit you, it is definitely not such a self-destructive way of hitting, you should stop first..."

He looked up at me and said sadly, "The Bodhisattva is not angry anymore, but I am still angry with myself."

After finishing speaking, he threw the stick, raised his hand and hit himself on the face, and said sharply: "This is beating me without knowing right from wrong, with a dirty tongue..."

I was so scared that I quickly stopped him and said in despair: "Stop beating, just tell me what you have to say, alas, to be honest, I have a very good temper, I am not angry with you..."

As I was coaxing him, Long Nu suddenly said from the side: "Master, he didn't call for you, he just slapped himself to make him feel happy. Why don't you let him do it? He won't feel guilty after beating him, and he won't have to worry about it in the future." If you look down on yourself, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain.”

What she said was so reasonable that I was completely speechless.

I followed Pu Xian and watched him torture himself to the point of death before standing up, hugging the injured arm, bowed calmly, and said to me, "Excuse me."

I said, "Sigh, stop beating, your master asked me to help you if something happened, why don't you just tell me."

Who knows, but he said sadly: "It's nothing."

Then, he just turned around and drove away on the cloud, running faster than he came.

Puxian said in astonishment: "This monkey really wants to save face and suffer. He really wants to ask you for something, but he really wants to admit his mistake, and he is afraid that you will think that he made a false apology to solve the matter, so he is so stubborn. Don't you I know, he has gone to the Wuji country."

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Wuji country...

There is a historical problem here!

I think that when the Buddha asked Manjusri to preach, because the king of the Wuji Kingdom was a good man who worshiped the Buddha, he was advised to practice like a Buddhist. To put it bluntly, it was very hard for him to burn incense and worship the Buddha. Extremist, when others go to preach, they must first change into a good skin. After all, lameness and lameness were not standard at that time, but he didn’t, he didn’t, he would change into ugly.

Moreover, his speech is not pleasant at ordinary times, and his speech is not pleasant when preaching, but the king of the Wuji Kingdom has been in power for a long time, and he is surrounded by good words. When he comes up, he asks people to see that his bones are strange. If you want to practice Buddhism, you must know that he was very ugly at that time. The king saw that you, a preacher, were not serious at all, so he despised him for being ugly. Not only did he not learn his scriptures, he also found someone to teach him He was beaten, hanged into the river, and submerged in the water for three days and three nights.

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This incident tells us that when preaching, we still need to be more attractive.

When he was soaked in water by the king of the black chicken country, he could bear this kind of situation, because other people showed their real bodies directly from the moment they were beaten, and they simply drove away. Well, he was stubborn, the king submerged him in the water for three days and three nights, and he stayed in the water calmly for three days and three nights, not feeling uncomfortable, waiting for the king to repent and release him.

...and yet the king forgets about him in it, which is wonderful.

But Manjusri's temperament, the king soaked him in it for ten years, and he stayed in it for ten years, but can he really be asked to stay in it for ten years!In the end, I forced him out, and he told me that he thought the cause and effect were very good.

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Let’s talk about him. If you say he is reasonable, he admits death; if you say he is unreasonable, he is very reasonable: the king soaked him for three days and three nights, and he was fair enough to soak the king for three years. After all, he is a god. Not bad for 30 years without a bubble king.

But the king is in trouble, what should the country do?

Manjusri sent his green lion to be the king. The green lion was very reluctant to be the king, but his lion was very good, so he became the king conscientiously.

So here comes the question, since the lion doesn’t want to be king, and Sun Wukong came to rehabilitate the king, shouldn’t he leave immediately and go back to be his lion?

I didn't think it made any sense, so I immediately followed Puxian to Wuji Country to solve this historical problem. As soon as we got there, we saw the green lion standing next to Tang Seng. Monkey King asked Tang Seng to recite the mantra, but he couldn't, so Tang Seng said When cursing, he said: "I am a good monster."

???

He said: "Let's be fair, I don't want to be emperor either, but I have been emperor for three years, and it turns out that I am more suitable to be emperor than the original emperor."

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Sun Wu yelled out of air, he had just broken an arm, and the master recited the curse, and he yelled: "Okay, you have taken away his family and his wife, is it reasonable for you?"

Blue Lion is very reasonable.

He is really very reasonable.

He began to take off his pants very rationally and calmly: "I didn't occupy other people's concubines, I can prove it to you..."

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This really scares the hell out of me.

To be honest, when he was a lion, he wandered around naked all day long, and no one thought it was bad. After all, he was a lion, and the lion had a lot of hair, but he still felt that it was okay to wander around naked when he became a human. The problem is very problematic. It is very embarrassing to see a person who looks exactly like the emperor about to take off his pants in front of the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty and us.

Although we all know that he is a raging lion, he should not use this method to prove that he is a raging lion!

I don't even know how the king of the Wuji Kingdom felt when he saw a person who looked exactly like him undressing in front of him.

I hurriedly took Pu Xian to prevent him from destroying the civilization of Wuji Kingdom with the world view of the animal world: "Wait a minute, green lion, I have something to ask you."

He was very reasonable at first, but when he saw me, he immediately stopped being unreasonable.He couldn't talk when he was quarreling with me before, but now he can talk, and immediately said angrily: "Guanyin, you're touching me again!"

Amitabha, who told you to kill my grasshopper!You are a green lion, why do you have to be as knowledgeable as a grasshopper, don't you know that a grasshopper has no brains!

I said: "Pengci, what is it, I will reason with you, don't talk about historical grievances. Since your Bodhisattva let you replace the king for three years, now that the three-year period has expired, you should go back and look for him. How can you covet the world?" Wealthy, what about occupying someone else's body?"

The green lion said: "Well, my Bodhisattva said that because the king did not keep his word, he was submerged in the water for three days and nights, and then he forgot, so he also did not keep his word, and submerged the king in the water for three years. , and then forgot. He made me think about when to go back and when to go back."

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Manjusri is really extreme.

He said: "Although I occupy his country, the emperor is not the only one who can do it. When he was emperor, the country suffered a severe drought, and he couldn't control the flood. After I came, the country's weather went smoothly, which shows that I am a good monster. He is a bad emperor. In order to be a good monster, I have not picked my teeth for three whole years; but when he was the emperor, he didn't even listen to other people's outspoken advice, and the gods came down to give him advice, and he drowned people with only a few bad words In the water, doesn't it prove that I want to sacrifice more for my country and people than he wants to do for my country and people?"

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I haven't flossed my teeth for three years...

You have worked very hard too!

I don't know why I was defeated by a lion's logic. I just said that the members of his Manjusri family can make sense of unreasonable things. It seems that he is right!

So, I could only ask him: "Forget it, then how do you want to go back?"

The green lion stood proudly on the main hall, and said: "It's okay to go back now, but it's okay if you don't come, and I will be even angrier if you come. You made things difficult for me before, and now I will make things difficult for you too!"

After finishing speaking, I suddenly turned around and stood next to him in Tang Seng's appearance again, and said to me: "It's easy to talk about anything else, but today you have to recognize who is Tang Seng and who is the blue lion between the two of us, so that you can see me." The calculation is over. If you admit your mistake, I will never leave for the rest of my life."

After he finished speaking, a gust of evil wind was blown up to block the two people. When the evil wind dissipated, the two people were exactly the same. They pointed at each other and said: "Nonsense, nonsense, I am the real one!"

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If you insist on playing this game, you won’t be able to leave after winning, which is also very annoying.

Sun Wukong said: "If the Bodhisattva can't recognize it, just ask them to recite the mantra again."

Seeing his miserable appearance, I felt very distressed, and said: "Forget it, you are miserable enough, this time I will admit it."

I looked at Tang Seng on the left, then at Tang Seng on the right, and suddenly said:

"Little monk, there is something important that I didn't tell you before."

"...Your Guanyin sister, I am a man."

The author has something to say:

This piece of true and false Tang Seng comes from Chapter 30 of Journey to the West No.[-], and it is not my own DIY.The setting of this paragraph overlaps with the setting of the true and false Monkey King later. I think this should be the rudimentary form of Wu Chengen’s chapter on the six-eared macaque. In short, it is still very interesting, so I will keep it. Let's have fun.