Zhen Yuanzi has always been a stingy guy, but he is stingy, and his three views are still very upright. He borrowed the elixir from me. Although the elixir caused trouble, he knew it was bad luck, so he insisted on carrying it down. Pushing towards me, he just stared at me and said, "Guan Yin, you know the most, do you know what's going on?"
me……"
When he asked, everyone looked at me like a savior, which made me feel a lot of pressure.
I was about to say that I didn't know, when suddenly I saw Hongjun throwing himself on me, wiped his tears and cried bitterly: "Avalokitesvara! Li Shan's mother's only hope is you! If you don't even save her, she can still count on me!" who?"
……
???
Why do you play so much all of a sudden?
Even if it's what she did at your banquet, don't feel so empathetic!
It's scary!
He suddenly cried on my body, which made me very embarrassed, and he was slightly taller than me, which made me even more embarrassed. I wanted to push him aside, but suddenly I heard him lowered The voice said next to my ear: "Okay, you cure her, and I will give you the golden retriever lion."
? ? ?Didn't you die?
I only heard him say again: "Well, I admit it. I originally found that lion specially for you. I wanted to raise it and gave it to you. Who knew that I would develop feelings for it. Alas, you know it too. I raised it. He died, it was so hard not to raise him to death, it’s so rare!"
……
I really want to scold him about this, but scolding him in front of so many people is not good.
But once he said that he would give me his golden retriever lion, I was very motivated.
You must know that I suspected from the very beginning that he was deliberately annoying me, and he didn't want to give me the golden lion at all.
I looked at the expectant faces, pretended to be omniscient, and said calmly: "There are more and more strange things in this lower realm. I haven't been to the lower realm for many years, and it is difficult to understand. But Kuixing from the heaven just How about we ask him to ask him when he returns from the mortal world?"
As soon as I finished speaking, within a few moments, Kui Mulang was called from the Heavenly Court. At first he thought that something had happened, but now he saw that Lishan old mother was petrified, he suddenly relaxed and said happily: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's not serious."
After that, he found a stick and said: "This stone is attached to the outside, just smash it hard."
Then, he suddenly raised the stick in his hand, and slammed it hard at Li Shan's old mother!
Seeing the sudden arrival of Qianjun force, the old mother of Li Shan's eyes widened in astonishment, but she was trapped in the stone and couldn't move, her whole body twitched in pain, but she didn't expect that she suffered such a sudden pain, the pain inside was terrific, and the outside But the shell was not damaged at all, and all the immortals were stunned.
Kui Mulang was also taken aback, and said: "This stone is not a bad thing at all, because after taking this elixir, a layer of stone shell will grow in one hour or three quarters, and it will fight with people without hurting the body, and It is very resistant to chewing—cough, cough, no, it is resistant to hitting. But even if the stone is full of growth, people can move freely, why is it so thick now?"
All the immortals looked at each other, and all looked at Hongjun. Hongjun was embarrassed for a while, and said: "I was afraid that something would happen to her, so I asked the boy to drip some floating water for her. The water can bring people back to life."
When Kui Mulang heard this, he was also dumbfounded, and said: "When this stone first grew, it absorbed the heat of the human surface as nutrients, and now it absorbs this... fairy dew, it is like adding fuel to the fire, and it swells instantly. , I'm afraid it won't break."
All the immortals looked at each other, and said one after another: "Then what should I do? I can't let Li Shan's old mother stay like this, wouldn't it be impossible to move?"
Kui Mulang comforted Li Shan's old mother and said, "This stone peeled off after three days, but now it is so thick...it will fall off in a few years."
What will drop after a few years, and become refined after a few years!
Hongjun's fairy dew points to someone who becomes a spirit, drop a drop on the ground, and the soil clods can become a essence, so much on Lishan's old mother, maybe this stone will open its eyes in a while!
It’s okay if you don’t have spiritual wisdom, but it’s embarrassing if you have spiritual wisdom. Skin-to-skin contact, the whole body is stuck together, maybe this thing can talk, isn’t it...
So what if it takes a long time to post the feelings?
The immortals were in a dilemma, Hongjun said to me anxiously: "You have to solve this matter! Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west, what's the point of saving half of people?"
I thought to myself that if you hadn't added fuel to the fire, I would have saved her.
But his Lishan old mother turned into this after eating the elixir I gave her, if I leave her alone, it will appear that I have no morals.
Looking at the expectant eyes of the immortals, I could only say: "Speaking of which, I do remember one person. He may have something that others can't break."
Hongjun was overjoyed, excitedly said: "I knew you must have a way!"
Me: "...the monkey grandson has a golden cudgel in his hand, also known as Dinghaishenzhen. It weighs a thousand catties, and it can break anything. Maybe if you hit it here, it will be done."
When I said this, all the gods fell silent.
Sun Wukong's stick is powerful, but Li Shan's old mother is a fairy who wants to save face. Now she wants him, a monkey who has been trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, to save her.
Moreover, if he is really cured, wouldn't it appear that we, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, are useless, and everyone would lose face
The immortals were in a dilemma, considering whether to ask the monkey who caused trouble to save people. After all, no one wanted to bow their heads to a sinful monkey, so no one spoke. They all looked at me, I looked at you, and made eye contact. I feel that this matter is too absurd and should not be spread to the outside world.
Just when everyone was in a dilemma, something happened suddenly, which pushed us into the abyss completely, and there was no way out.
Seeing the scale-like stone on the Lishan old mother's body, she suddenly opened her eyes, blinking with an ignorant and dazed light.
This scene was really horrifying, and it left me with a psychological shadow for hundreds of years in an instant.
All the immortals who were silent at first immediately said in unison when they saw such a scene: "Let's go invite Monkey King!"
"Yes, yes, the sooner the trouble is resolved, the better!"
At this time, some gods asked in weak voices: "But that monkey, isn't it decent!"
Several old gods almost roared: "It doesn't matter whether he is decent or not, it's a matter of solving one thing!"
Thanks to the fact that Lishan's old mother can't speak, if she could open her mouth, she might have yelled out a long time ago.
Although everyone decided to let Sun Wukong come, but when things got to such a point, they suddenly hesitated again. Several old gods discussed in a low voice: "Who should invite him at this time?"
Presumably everyone knows that Monkey King was released from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and traveled westward to protect Tang Monk from suffering. Everyone also knows that I am responsible for this matter. Of course, no one knows. I just had a fight with that Monkey King. It turned over, so Qiqi put the matter on me, and said one after another: "Guanyin, you are the most familiar with that monkey, he doesn't listen to anyone, he only listens to you, you go to him."
Coincidentally, at today's banquet, Taishang Laojun was also there. The white-browed old man didn't even know that I listened to everything he said about me behind his back that day, and echoed: "It's also a coincidence, I Last time I heard that monkey say that no one will enter this sky full of gods and Buddhas, and he only respects you, if you ask him, how can he refuse?"
Seeing his sanctimonious appearance, I scolded him secretly in my heart, wondering why he still didn't understand why the monkey fell out with me, and who was the one who sowed discord in the first place?Now he still wants to pretend to be a good person here, I am really mad, so angry that I want to pull off his eyebrows and beard one by one and stuff them into his nostrils.
However, I couldn't fall out with him in public, so I could only say angrily and amusingly: "Really? I think that monkey owed you a lot in the past, and it took away your elixir that day, and it was also a chance with you." , why don't you go find him?"
Taishang Laojun was choked by me, and said helplessly: "How can I have more face than your Nanhai Guanyin?"
Zhen Yuanzi looked at me blankly, looked at Taishang Laojun, thinking that we might not have a good relationship, and immediately said: "Lao Jun, you are too stingy, I just help you, and Sun Wukong is not a Shangxian." , if you call him, won’t he come up?”
Taishang Laojun hurriedly said: "Don't say that—"
Since Zhen Yuanzi made the move, Hong Jun followed suit: "Exactly, Li Shan's old mother is already in such a difficult situation, don't you want to help me?"
The Taishang Laojun was forced to have nowhere to go by the two of them, so he could only sigh and sigh: "Come on, let me go and ask, if he doesn't come, you can't blame me for not doing my best!"
I saw him floating down to the lower realm, and said to Sun Wukong: "Sun Dasheng, how are you doing recently?"
We, a group of gods, stood on the clouds and peeped in the dark. It seemed that we were very sick.
But everyone was so curious that they continued to spy without professional ethics.
I saw that Sun Wukong was carrying the golden cudgel, glanced at him, and said coldly: "It's not bad, you old man came to find me on purpose, don't you come to harm me?"
Taishang Laojun coughed and said, "Where can I come to ask you for help."
Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "No, no! There is a long way to go in the sky, and my master is easy to be followed by monsters. If I leave, what will he do? Anyway, you gods are very powerful, why don't you solve it yourself?"
Taishang Laojun said: "This matter must be done by you."
Sun Wukong continued shaking his head and waving his hands: "No, no! I don't care about your affairs in the sky."
The smile on Taishang Laojun's face couldn't hold back, after all everyone was watching from above, suddenly his eyes turned, and he said: "The Bodhisattva of the South China Sea invited you, he was too embarrassed to speak, so I came to invite you."
???
What does it matter to me?
Sun Wukong turned his head suddenly, and subconsciously blurted out: "What happened to the Bodhisattva?"
He blurted out this sentence first, but stopped abruptly, gritted his teeth, swallowed the words, and said: "He didn't come to invite me, you don't lie to me, if you don't go, you just don't go! Even if he's dead, I won't go see him!"
Taishang Laojun: "..."
This makes me very sad.Very very sad.
After a while, I saw that Sun Wukong hesitated again, and asked in a low voice: "Is something really wrong with him?"
However, after asking this question, he suddenly stomped his feet and said angrily: "He is fine! You gods have no good things, especially Guanyin of the South Sea, he is the worst! Tell him for me, I don't want him to come Save him, I won’t save him either, let him fend for himself!”
When I saw this, I really couldn't stand it any longer. I grabbed Hongjun sadly, and said sadly: "You guys solve it yourself, I'm looking for Tathagata."
Hongjun asked in a daze, "Why are you looking for him all of a sudden?"
I said sadly: "I don't want to raise this monkey son anymore, I don't want to raise it anymore!"
Hongjun turned pale in shock, grabbed my sleeve and pulled me to a corner. Seeing no one around, he hurriedly asked, "...what son, when did you have a son?"
……
Are you the rescuer invited by the Jade Emperor...
me……"
When he asked, everyone looked at me like a savior, which made me feel a lot of pressure.
I was about to say that I didn't know, when suddenly I saw Hongjun throwing himself on me, wiped his tears and cried bitterly: "Avalokitesvara! Li Shan's mother's only hope is you! If you don't even save her, she can still count on me!" who?"
……
???
Why do you play so much all of a sudden?
Even if it's what she did at your banquet, don't feel so empathetic!
It's scary!
He suddenly cried on my body, which made me very embarrassed, and he was slightly taller than me, which made me even more embarrassed. I wanted to push him aside, but suddenly I heard him lowered The voice said next to my ear: "Okay, you cure her, and I will give you the golden retriever lion."
? ? ?Didn't you die?
I only heard him say again: "Well, I admit it. I originally found that lion specially for you. I wanted to raise it and gave it to you. Who knew that I would develop feelings for it. Alas, you know it too. I raised it. He died, it was so hard not to raise him to death, it’s so rare!"
……
I really want to scold him about this, but scolding him in front of so many people is not good.
But once he said that he would give me his golden retriever lion, I was very motivated.
You must know that I suspected from the very beginning that he was deliberately annoying me, and he didn't want to give me the golden lion at all.
I looked at the expectant faces, pretended to be omniscient, and said calmly: "There are more and more strange things in this lower realm. I haven't been to the lower realm for many years, and it is difficult to understand. But Kuixing from the heaven just How about we ask him to ask him when he returns from the mortal world?"
As soon as I finished speaking, within a few moments, Kui Mulang was called from the Heavenly Court. At first he thought that something had happened, but now he saw that Lishan old mother was petrified, he suddenly relaxed and said happily: "It's nothing, it's nothing, it's not serious."
After that, he found a stick and said: "This stone is attached to the outside, just smash it hard."
Then, he suddenly raised the stick in his hand, and slammed it hard at Li Shan's old mother!
Seeing the sudden arrival of Qianjun force, the old mother of Li Shan's eyes widened in astonishment, but she was trapped in the stone and couldn't move, her whole body twitched in pain, but she didn't expect that she suffered such a sudden pain, the pain inside was terrific, and the outside But the shell was not damaged at all, and all the immortals were stunned.
Kui Mulang was also taken aback, and said: "This stone is not a bad thing at all, because after taking this elixir, a layer of stone shell will grow in one hour or three quarters, and it will fight with people without hurting the body, and It is very resistant to chewing—cough, cough, no, it is resistant to hitting. But even if the stone is full of growth, people can move freely, why is it so thick now?"
All the immortals looked at each other, and all looked at Hongjun. Hongjun was embarrassed for a while, and said: "I was afraid that something would happen to her, so I asked the boy to drip some floating water for her. The water can bring people back to life."
When Kui Mulang heard this, he was also dumbfounded, and said: "When this stone first grew, it absorbed the heat of the human surface as nutrients, and now it absorbs this... fairy dew, it is like adding fuel to the fire, and it swells instantly. , I'm afraid it won't break."
All the immortals looked at each other, and said one after another: "Then what should I do? I can't let Li Shan's old mother stay like this, wouldn't it be impossible to move?"
Kui Mulang comforted Li Shan's old mother and said, "This stone peeled off after three days, but now it is so thick...it will fall off in a few years."
What will drop after a few years, and become refined after a few years!
Hongjun's fairy dew points to someone who becomes a spirit, drop a drop on the ground, and the soil clods can become a essence, so much on Lishan's old mother, maybe this stone will open its eyes in a while!
It’s okay if you don’t have spiritual wisdom, but it’s embarrassing if you have spiritual wisdom. Skin-to-skin contact, the whole body is stuck together, maybe this thing can talk, isn’t it...
So what if it takes a long time to post the feelings?
The immortals were in a dilemma, Hongjun said to me anxiously: "You have to solve this matter! Save people to the end, send Buddha to the west, what's the point of saving half of people?"
I thought to myself that if you hadn't added fuel to the fire, I would have saved her.
But his Lishan old mother turned into this after eating the elixir I gave her, if I leave her alone, it will appear that I have no morals.
Looking at the expectant eyes of the immortals, I could only say: "Speaking of which, I do remember one person. He may have something that others can't break."
Hongjun was overjoyed, excitedly said: "I knew you must have a way!"
Me: "...the monkey grandson has a golden cudgel in his hand, also known as Dinghaishenzhen. It weighs a thousand catties, and it can break anything. Maybe if you hit it here, it will be done."
When I said this, all the gods fell silent.
Sun Wukong's stick is powerful, but Li Shan's old mother is a fairy who wants to save face. Now she wants him, a monkey who has been trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years, to save her.
Moreover, if he is really cured, wouldn't it appear that we, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, are useless, and everyone would lose face
The immortals were in a dilemma, considering whether to ask the monkey who caused trouble to save people. After all, no one wanted to bow their heads to a sinful monkey, so no one spoke. They all looked at me, I looked at you, and made eye contact. I feel that this matter is too absurd and should not be spread to the outside world.
Just when everyone was in a dilemma, something happened suddenly, which pushed us into the abyss completely, and there was no way out.
Seeing the scale-like stone on the Lishan old mother's body, she suddenly opened her eyes, blinking with an ignorant and dazed light.
This scene was really horrifying, and it left me with a psychological shadow for hundreds of years in an instant.
All the immortals who were silent at first immediately said in unison when they saw such a scene: "Let's go invite Monkey King!"
"Yes, yes, the sooner the trouble is resolved, the better!"
At this time, some gods asked in weak voices: "But that monkey, isn't it decent!"
Several old gods almost roared: "It doesn't matter whether he is decent or not, it's a matter of solving one thing!"
Thanks to the fact that Lishan's old mother can't speak, if she could open her mouth, she might have yelled out a long time ago.
Although everyone decided to let Sun Wukong come, but when things got to such a point, they suddenly hesitated again. Several old gods discussed in a low voice: "Who should invite him at this time?"
Presumably everyone knows that Monkey King was released from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain and traveled westward to protect Tang Monk from suffering. Everyone also knows that I am responsible for this matter. Of course, no one knows. I just had a fight with that Monkey King. It turned over, so Qiqi put the matter on me, and said one after another: "Guanyin, you are the most familiar with that monkey, he doesn't listen to anyone, he only listens to you, you go to him."
Coincidentally, at today's banquet, Taishang Laojun was also there. The white-browed old man didn't even know that I listened to everything he said about me behind his back that day, and echoed: "It's also a coincidence, I Last time I heard that monkey say that no one will enter this sky full of gods and Buddhas, and he only respects you, if you ask him, how can he refuse?"
Seeing his sanctimonious appearance, I scolded him secretly in my heart, wondering why he still didn't understand why the monkey fell out with me, and who was the one who sowed discord in the first place?Now he still wants to pretend to be a good person here, I am really mad, so angry that I want to pull off his eyebrows and beard one by one and stuff them into his nostrils.
However, I couldn't fall out with him in public, so I could only say angrily and amusingly: "Really? I think that monkey owed you a lot in the past, and it took away your elixir that day, and it was also a chance with you." , why don't you go find him?"
Taishang Laojun was choked by me, and said helplessly: "How can I have more face than your Nanhai Guanyin?"
Zhen Yuanzi looked at me blankly, looked at Taishang Laojun, thinking that we might not have a good relationship, and immediately said: "Lao Jun, you are too stingy, I just help you, and Sun Wukong is not a Shangxian." , if you call him, won’t he come up?”
Taishang Laojun hurriedly said: "Don't say that—"
Since Zhen Yuanzi made the move, Hong Jun followed suit: "Exactly, Li Shan's old mother is already in such a difficult situation, don't you want to help me?"
The Taishang Laojun was forced to have nowhere to go by the two of them, so he could only sigh and sigh: "Come on, let me go and ask, if he doesn't come, you can't blame me for not doing my best!"
I saw him floating down to the lower realm, and said to Sun Wukong: "Sun Dasheng, how are you doing recently?"
We, a group of gods, stood on the clouds and peeped in the dark. It seemed that we were very sick.
But everyone was so curious that they continued to spy without professional ethics.
I saw that Sun Wukong was carrying the golden cudgel, glanced at him, and said coldly: "It's not bad, you old man came to find me on purpose, don't you come to harm me?"
Taishang Laojun coughed and said, "Where can I come to ask you for help."
Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "No, no! There is a long way to go in the sky, and my master is easy to be followed by monsters. If I leave, what will he do? Anyway, you gods are very powerful, why don't you solve it yourself?"
Taishang Laojun said: "This matter must be done by you."
Sun Wukong continued shaking his head and waving his hands: "No, no! I don't care about your affairs in the sky."
The smile on Taishang Laojun's face couldn't hold back, after all everyone was watching from above, suddenly his eyes turned, and he said: "The Bodhisattva of the South China Sea invited you, he was too embarrassed to speak, so I came to invite you."
???
What does it matter to me?
Sun Wukong turned his head suddenly, and subconsciously blurted out: "What happened to the Bodhisattva?"
He blurted out this sentence first, but stopped abruptly, gritted his teeth, swallowed the words, and said: "He didn't come to invite me, you don't lie to me, if you don't go, you just don't go! Even if he's dead, I won't go see him!"
Taishang Laojun: "..."
This makes me very sad.Very very sad.
After a while, I saw that Sun Wukong hesitated again, and asked in a low voice: "Is something really wrong with him?"
However, after asking this question, he suddenly stomped his feet and said angrily: "He is fine! You gods have no good things, especially Guanyin of the South Sea, he is the worst! Tell him for me, I don't want him to come Save him, I won’t save him either, let him fend for himself!”
When I saw this, I really couldn't stand it any longer. I grabbed Hongjun sadly, and said sadly: "You guys solve it yourself, I'm looking for Tathagata."
Hongjun asked in a daze, "Why are you looking for him all of a sudden?"
I said sadly: "I don't want to raise this monkey son anymore, I don't want to raise it anymore!"
Hongjun turned pale in shock, grabbed my sleeve and pulled me to a corner. Seeing no one around, he hurriedly asked, "...what son, when did you have a son?"
……
Are you the rescuer invited by the Jade Emperor...
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