[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

At the beginning, when Zhen Yuanzi came to my Nanhai, pointed at my Lv Bianbian and shouted, "It's it! It's it! It's it! A little frog with big and small eyes!", I didn't believe him at all.

Until the frog showed its feet, looked at me aggrievedly, drooped its head, and whispered: "But, I miss you very much."

Only then did I become convinced that this was my ancestor.

I thought, also, except for my ancestors who have aesthetic problems, who else can there be?

Now I understand that every fruit of the ginseng fruit tree is an incarnation of him. If the fruit is not swallowed by people, it will take root and take his eyes wherever it goes.The fruit turns into creatures of various shapes. When they see the beautiful scenery, smell the fragrance of flowers, touch the brocade, and taste the delicious food, they will know the taste of all parts of the world.

I was still very confused, so I asked the green croak, that is, the frog, that is, the ancestor: "Since you have come, and you have come twice, why don't you say hello to me?"

If I had known earlier that the grasshopper was his incarnation, I wouldn't have let the green lion grab it.

But he said to me: "You people always look down on us for making grass and wood, and even write poems to mock us, saying that people are not grass and trees, and who can be ruthless, but now I see, you gods are far more ruthless than grass and trees. There are many of them."

The more he said that, the more sad I became. Thinking about how he cared about me so much, he came to see me quietly twice, and came again stubbornly when he didn’t end well, but I haven’t seen him once in thousands of years. Very shameful.

He is so affectionate and righteous as a planter, but I, as a fairy, couldn't come down for a while, and sighed: "Since you have come out, if you really treat me as a friend, why don't you never tell me? Let me be a villain .”

The big frog squatted on one side, like a stone, lazily laying its head on the ground, rolled up a pair of big round eyes, looked at me blinking, and said, "If you know that my belly contains your secret , you can still speak, how can you tell me the truth again? In the past few hundred years, I have never seen you tell the truth to other people. You only told me because I am a log. If I If it’s not a piece of wood, don’t you just refuse to speak again?”

He stretched out the frog's webbed paw, patted my head, and said, "There are some things that I still have to say. I always hold them in my stomach. Sooner or later, I will be full of bad water."

When he said this, I was also very emotional: "If I pour out all the bad water, wouldn't I just fill you up with bad water again, alas."

Xiaolu said to me excitedly: "It's okay, my stomach is bigger than yours, it doesn't matter if you fill your stomach with bad water, you can pretend it."

Oh my god, my little green is so kind to me, I'm so moved that I'm about to cry!

Ever since I became a god, no one has treated me so well!

I think back then when I met Jin Chanzi in Xitian, I would be caught and quarreled by him even if I said a few words to myself. My Xiaolu is different. Not only does he not quarrel with me, but he is also willing to pretend the bad water poured out of my stomach !

I said to him gratefully: "But if you have the time, why don't you go to other places as well. My South China Sea has been like a day for tens of millions of years. It's really boring."

The big frog drooped its head and muttered, "Why haven't I been there before? It's just that except you, everyone doesn't like to talk, and everyone is full of bad water. I walk around, and I still think that you, Guanyin, are the best." , If there is any bad water, it will be poured out, but other people are different, they always have to hold it in their stomachs, if it is bad, they will continue to hold it in."

I choked up and said to him: "I treat you like this, and you still miss me so much, and come to see me specially, it's really kind of you."

So I hugged the big frog's head, croaked one by one, and wept in each other's arms. Seeing that my two apprentices were worried, Dudu Shancai thought it was fun, and hid away while secretly having fun.

One person and one green are cherishing each other, talking to each other, and a fragrant wind blows from the sky, and I see the fairy Chang'e, who is wearing a light pink gorgeous dress, setting off her slender waist, standing on the cloud of clouds and smiling. Said: "Guanyin, how long do you want me to wait for you?"

I suddenly remembered that I had invited her to listen to Hongjun's sermon. My secret was not good. I had made the fairy wait for such a long time, so I quickly apologized: "I was negligent, don't blame the fairy."

Chang'e slightly raised her long eyebrows like blue daisies from distant mountains, her pair of beautiful eyes looking forward to life, matched with her red lips like cinnabar, her smile was really touching at this moment, and she raised her voice, "I haven't seen you for a few days." , What did you pick up and bring back to the South China Sea, I even forgot about the connection of such a treasure?"

I originally wanted to tell her directly that this is the ancestor of the grass and trees in the world, but just as I was about to say it, I suddenly remembered that few gods and demons in the world know that this ginseng fruit tree has spirits. see his fruit?

This tree, the vegetation has no heart, if it has a heart, what is it?

The ginseng fruit that prolongs life already looks like a child under three dynasties, now that he knows that his real deity is alive, the fruit is like his cub, who would dare to eat it again.

When I thought about it, I didn't dare to tell about the ginseng fruit tree, so I had to introduce it to her: "This is my big frog. A fruitful frog."

Chang'e was already smiling, and hearing my words, she almost rolled on the Nine Heavens with laughter: "It's okay for you Avalokitesvara to ferry people and demons, but now why are you ferrying frogs?"

She was born beautiful, and she is as cold as ice on weekdays, and she looks like a dead person when she sees everyone, but she is kind when she sees me, and that kindness has been like a spring breeze blowing on her beautiful face, and now she is smiling freely , is really gorgeous like peaches and plums, cold like frost, her eyebrows and eyes are becoming more and more charming, she only stretched out one hand, pointed at me, laughed out of breath, and said: "Why are you so...then..."

Halfway through the talk, I stopped talking, and simply covered my stomach and said, "I'm so laughing to death..."

I told her, all in all, this frog has a soul, and we will invite him to the preaching meeting today, and let him learn a lot.

Xiaolu's eyes lit up when she heard that she could go out.

Chang'e deliberately changed her face, and said with a straight face: "You are really ruthless, are you inviting me to the preaching meeting, or inviting it to the preaching meeting, since you are so inseparable from it, then you two Let’s go together in pairs.”

When she said that, I was dumbfounded. If she didn’t go, and I was alone, a man, dressed in women’s clothes, and attended a double-pair banquet, wouldn’t it seem like I couldn’t find a girlfriend so I wore women’s clothes Comfort myself, then I am really stupid and pitiful!

But Fairy Chang'e said she would go with me, she is really a good person, she doesn't dislike me bringing a frog to send her to attend, if someone stares at her, she will lead that person to my Xiaolu , smiled and said: "How about it, the mount of the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea, isn't it majestic?"

He originally wanted to ridicule, but when he heard that it was Guanshiyin's mount, he didn't dare to say more, he could only nod his head immediately, even if the corners of his mouth twitched, he continued to say majestic, majestic, really majestic.

The relationship between Hongjun and I has always been awkward. We are both ancestors of the gods, but we have different schools. We still have to fight for things like believers. The territory is the same; but the embarrassing thing is that the relationship between the two of us has to be good on the surface. Gods are like this. I really doubt that he actually regards me as a good friend, and I am the only one who has ulterior motives and regards him as a competitor.

When Hongjun saw me, his jaw almost dropped, he looked at me, then at Chang'e, he was stunned for a long time, and said, "Avalokitesvara, you actually found a female companion?"

……

Yes, after years of being a self-consoling idiot by myself at his nonsensical, up-to-date, old-fashioned banquets, I finally brought my girlfriend.

Hongjun stared at me in disbelief for a while, and suddenly there was a look of sympathy in his eyes, he grabbed me, dragged me to a corner, and whispered with great concern: "Avalokitesvara..."

I looked at him blankly and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Hongjun looked at me in embarrassment and sympathy, sighed, hesitated, hesitated many times, and finally lowered his voice, and asked in a deep and caring voice next to my ear: "Didn't you call Fairy Chang'e?" Was it tied?"

???

Am I just so, so unpopular?

What kind of misunderstanding did you, Hongjun, have about me?

It seems that I really misunderstood, this old slicker is indeed much more powerful than Zhen Yuanzi and others, he really looks kind on the surface, but in his heart he thinks I am a fool!I even suspected that I was judging the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I was really led astray by the silly Baitian!

Hongjun patted my shoulder and said sadly: "Hey, if you can't find a female companion, it's fine for the two of us to attend together in the future. As long as you Avalokitesvara speak, I will definitely give up my life to accompany the gentleman, but don't force him girl."

……

I really didn't want to talk to him, so I walked away silently.

Hongjun still chased after me to talk, stabbing me in the heart unremittingly, saying: "You have to know, even if all the gods in the world are unwilling to go with you, you still have me as a friend!"

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