[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

This child, Longnu, grew up by my side, and every day I see her, she is nothing but good fortune and Hui An, which one is not born with a fairy bone, and each one is more beautiful than the other.Even if I took her out later, I went to Tianting Dongfu. The ugliest one I have ever seen is probably the majestic green lion in Puxian's house. Besides, I also have a furry Monkey King in Nanhai. The furry black fur monster, I have never seen an ugly one.

Seeing Zhu Bajie this time, she was frightened to death, but because of my face, since I come to South China Sea as a guest, I dare not judge people by their appearance, so I respect him very much and serve him tea and water, and this child is kind-hearted and afraid of her Watching Zhu Bajie too much makes Zhu Bajie feel inferior. After all, ugly people are always viewed with discriminating eyes. I should be very sad, so I deliberately pretend to be calm-there is no girl in this world who is more gentle than Longnu Considerate.

Of course, she didn't hear Zhu Bajie's words, but when she saw the two seniors looking at her together suddenly, she felt that she had acted carelessly, so she immediately stood up cautiously, and said softly, "You two, please drink tea."

Zhu Bajie glanced at her again, and said firmly to the Monkey King: "It's bad, this girl is going to break the precepts for me and promise me her body. You see, she just glanced at me and never looked back. Really! I am very shy. Sigh, old pig, I have been greatly favored by the Bodhisattva, how can I have the face to see the Bodhisattva again..."

He wanted to continue talking, but Sun Wukong said indifferently: "You shut up."

Zhu Bajie wanted to continue to say something, but looked at Sun Wukong blankly, and said, "Senior brother, what did you say?"

Sun Wukong touched his golden cudgel, narrowed his eyes slightly, and showed a very threatening smile: "I said, let you shut up."

Zhu Bajie flickered his big ears, took a step back in fear, buried his nose in the cup to drink tea, and didn't dare to speak anymore.

Seeing that he drank a whole cup of tea, Sun Wukong, as a qualified trusted monster, began to speak: "What are you doing here?"

That Zhu Bajie was still sipping the tea at the bottom of the cup, but when he heard this voice, he trembled suddenly, he couldn't even drink the tea on the bottom, he was choked, and said frightenedly: "I came to invite you back, didn't I?" As he spoke, he approached Sun Wukong, and said in a voice he thought I couldn't hear: "You and I should talk about this in private. It's not easy to talk about it in front of Bodhisattvas."

Sun Wukong patted his pig's trotters away, and said proudly: "Now I am the snow sweeper in front of the Bodhisattva's gate. Is there anything inconvenient to tell the Bodhisattva?"

...No, I don't want to know about your affairs.

However, before I had time to avoid it, Zhu Bajie knelt down on the ground with a plop, and said sadly: "The Bodhisattva doesn't know something! My master met a monster in the black pine forest. The place where the monster lives is so angry. I The master could not tell the real from the fake with the naked eye, so he bumped into it and was caught by the monster. It was my old pig who tried his best to rescue him. When he came out, he brought a letter saying that the monster's wife was Baoxiang Kingdom. The princess was kidnapped by him 13 years ago. We went to Baoxiang country to meet the king. The king was a coward. I asked the old pig and Drifting to rescue the princess. Who knew that the monster defeated us and locked Junior Brother Sha in. I came to Baoxiang Kingdom first again and turned into a handsome general. Seeing his extraordinary beauty, I thought he was the pillar of salvation! The monster deceived the people with his rumors, but turned my master into a monster. The tiger has been imprisoned in, so how can it be better now!"

I listened to him rambling on for a while, and the only thought I had was: "You beat him down the first time, why can't you beat him the second time with two people?"

Pig Bajie: "..."

He stared at me for a while, and was forced by me to have nowhere to go, so he had to tell the truth: "Actually, it wasn't the old pig who rescued him the first time, it was the princess who let him out. That's why my master wanted to report to the princess." Well."

Seeing that I stopped talking, he breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly he heard Hui An ask coldly: "Oh, you failed to beat him the first time, where did you get the confidence to beat him the second time?"

Pig Bajie: "..."

Hui An stared at his fat pig face expressionlessly, and after a long while, said: "I owe you so much."

As soon as he said this, Zhu Bajie was so angry that he immediately pouted his nose and wanted to quarrel with him, but he was wronged, and couldn't hold back a word for a long time, and finally he said angrily: "Anyway, if my senior brother hadn't left, where would this be?" Waiting for something? Now he is fine, if you don’t want to be a serious Buddhist scriptures learner, you come to Bodhisattva to beg for leftovers.”

Sun Wukong pointed at his nose and cursed: "Are you still talking nonsense? Master is fine, why did you crash into that monster's cave? It's because you were snoring on the way!"

When Zhu Bajie was told this, he was unwilling to admit it even to death, so he just jumped up and said: "I have something to do, you know, Master is an old man with a stubborn temper, and it's not something I can stop. Anyway, I'm coming to South China Sea now, Bodhisattva, you have great supernatural powers, save my master, but my senior brother has no faith, and he will not save my master even if he sees his death."

I said to Sun Wukong: "Come on, take this derogatory letter. When you save him, just grab him and say a few words. You are a monkey who values ​​affection. If your master has an accident, you will definitely feel bad. Go and save him." Him."

Sun Wukong looked at me with emotion, and said, "Okay! Just one piece, Bodhisattva, lend me your lotus pond, and I'll go and wash off the smell on my body."

? ? ?Are you bathing and rubbing mud in my lotus pond?

Where is your face?

Sun Wukong made a salute to me, bowed and said: "Bodhisattva, you don't know something. If my master knows that I have been in your South China Sea for so many days, he will be angry with me and speak ill of him behind his back. I will put the lotus flower on my body first. Fragrance wash..."

I interrupted him indifferently: "Go wash in the sea."

Seeing that he still wanted to harm my lotus pond, I said anxiously: "If you dare to touch the water in the South China Sea, I will crush you forever! Don't even think about learning Buddhist scriptures, just make a living specimen!"

Sun Wukong was startled by me, avoided me from a distance, looked at me with a pair of eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "Why are you so stingy, what's so great about this pool, isn't the old sun holding back several times at night?" I'm in a hurry—"

In the middle of his speech, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he stopped abruptly, choking the rest of the words to death in his mouth.

Hui An, Shancai Dragon Girl, and my always-unclean mountain monster all stared at Monkey King with wide eyes, and opened their mouths in astonishment. He clenched the stick in his hand, Shancai clenched the tray in his hand, and the dragon girl clenched the teapot in his hand. For a moment, the whole South China Sea was murderous, how terrifying.

Zhu Bajie shivered subconsciously, leaned close to the monkey's ear, and whispered: "Brother, I don't think this is right, you'd better not rush to take a bath."

Monkey King took a step back, and said a little bit without confidence: "You idiot, you have only said this sentence in your life."

Only me, I am the calmest.

I waved my hand and said to Shancai and Longnv: "Come on, don't you two want to learn the magic spell? I'll teach you today. I'll read it with your elder brother later, you know?"

Monkey King was terrified, and a somersault cloud jumped into the sky, not to mention taking a bath, and he didn't dare to look back.

That Zhu Bajie's movements are not as agile as his, even if disaster is imminent, he still does not forget to say to Longnu affectionately: "You wait for the old pig, wait for the opportunity..."

The Monkey King had jumped long in a somersault, but when he turned his head, he saw that Zhu Bajie hadn’t caught up, and he was in a bad mood. He screamed like a pig butcher, and went away.

I looked at the back of Monkey King going away, and said to Hui An with emotion: "Although this monkey is a jerk, he is really filial to his master anyway. Well, if my apprentice can have one-third of his heart, I will be satisfied gone."

Hui An stared at me for a long while, then suddenly flicked his sleeves, walked away without looking back, and said, "Then master, take some shit-stirring stick as your apprentice!"

I looked at his back as he was striding away, looked blankly at Dragon Girl Shancai and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Shancai said: "Senior brother must be hiding somewhere and reciting the magic spell again. He really holds grudges."

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