[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Tongshijun is obviously very worried about me, although I don't know where he is worried about me, but I think this is not a good sign.

He was spinning a teacup in his hand, stared at me for a long time, and then asked me: "Guan Shiyin, are you unhappy because I didn't ask you to come and see when I put the golden cicada into the frying pan?"

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His brain circuit is also very strange.

It is really very strange.

I am now facing a dilemma.Either I admit that I am a weirdo with the same brain circuit as him, or I have to admit that I said all the bad things.

I saw his caring face, and his voice was blocked in his throat for a long time.I scolded myself in my heart, why did I complain about a tree hole!If I hadn't complained to this tree, I wouldn't be in the predicament I am in today!

Zhen Yuanzi said to me heartbroken: "Okay, Guanyin, if you really have a rift with me because of this matter, I understand, but I really treat you as a friend, and I can look at you and me in the past." For the sake of love, let me go? In the future, we will still be a godly couple who share difficulties, share blessings, and watch good shows together!"

I know some of their Taoist terms are different from our Buddhism, but his way of speaking still gives me goosebumps.

If it weren't for his good looks, he told me these things, and before he finished speaking, I would knock open his brain to see how many bugs got inside.

I was struggling left and right in the moral dilemma, both sides were a bottomless abyss, and finally I closed my eyes and jumped into the pit he dug for me.

I bit the bullet and cooperated with him: "That's good! Immortal Zhenyuan, if you promise me that you will invite me to watch all the good shows in the future, we will get over this matter."

When I said this, I really wanted to tear off my own face and dig a hole to bury it in. There was a monument on it, and it was written: To commemorate the unwanted face of Avalokitesvara in the South China Sea. I hope you can remember it when you see this monument. , he was also a shameless person in the past.

Then burn some incense, pick some fruits, and give it a ride.

After I finished speaking, Zhen Yuanzi suddenly became happy. He slapped his thigh heartily, put his hand on my shoulder, and said loudly, "Okay! That's it!"

Seeing that I didn't seem to be angry with him anymore, he forgot what happened just now, and was about to drink tea happily, when he suddenly remembered that he sent him out just now in order to push the Tang monk away two steps. Knocking fruit in the yard to eat, looking back now, the time seems to have passed for a long time, and my heart suddenly became uneasy.

Hey, a stingy person is still a stingy person. He was worried that the tea in his mouth would not be drunk, and the water would be stuck in his throat, so he immediately rolled up his sleeves, got up, rushed out the door, and hurried to his yard In the middle of the day, I saw that little Xuanzang raised his hand, pointed to the fruit on the tree and said to Qingfeng: "That, the biggest one!"

I looked up, and sure enough, the fruit that little Xuanzang liked was the biggest, and it was shining with the sun and the moon on the top of the tree.

Zhen Yuanzi felt more and more distressed, and he couldn't count his words, so he deliberately said: "No, no, I specially left that big one for Guanshiyin, what can you do after eating it?"

As he said, he turned his head to look at me with a pained look on his face: "Guanyin, do you want to eat?"

I can't make it if I eat it, and I can't make it if I don't eat it. After being stared at by him for a long time, I said helplessly: "Then keep it for now. I will eat it if I have a fate."

Only then did Zhen Yuanzi heave a sigh of relief, he kept his biggest fruit, and let Tang Monk and his disciples knock out a few half-green and half-green fruits to eat.While gritting his teeth, he watched the master and apprentice eating happily, rubbed his slightly sore chest, and said to me in a low voice: "Oh, Guanshiyin, when will you discuss with my ancestors on my behalf? It is really not enough to bear only one fruit in ten thousand years."

I wanted to complain about how he is so stingy. It is reasonable to say that good-looking people are right in everything, but stinginess seems to be an exception.

But before I could speak, the tree not far away suddenly shook its branches and leaves, and the leaves shook in the breeze, making a rattling sound. The branches of this tree were wide and big, and it had grown for a hundred years. The leaves were different from ordinary leaves, and their structure was extremely tight , now swaying in the wind, making a melodious sound like wind chimes, jingling very pleasantly, after shaking for a while, only a vague voice came from the thick branches: "Gulu..."

It made a small grunting sound like a child's stomach is hungry, soft and sticky, but I don't know where it came from.

That Mingyue is only [-] years old. She specializes in cleaning in the Wuzhuang Temple. She has nothing to do except take care of the tree. Now she even translates the language of the tree for me: "Master, the ancestors said that Guanyin Bodhisattva is here." Look at him once, and he bears a fruit; if you don't look at him, he doesn't bear fruit."

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I used to like to see Zhen Yuanzi's face, but now I feel worried when I see his face.

Zhen Yuanzi asked me very earnestly: "When will you come to Guanshiyin?"

I said, "Oh, how about this, I will move the grass-returning pills to my South China Sea, and you will send people to pick up the fruits every day, and the few fruits will be yours, is that okay?"

I'm really scared now, if this little green shudders again and gives me something serious, what will I do?

How can I remember what I have said to him for tens of millions of years, this untimely bomb is too scary.

Who knew that Zhen Yuanzi treated him badly and wanted to take care of him personally, but he suddenly shook the branches and leaves on his body, this time, the leaves collided and made a harsh sound, and the whole tree came out with a sentence: "Gululu! "

Zhen Yuanzi and I opened our eyes wide, looking at his childlike bright moon.Mingyue was young, white and tender, when we two saw it, the interpreter was a little nervous, rubbing his hands in front of him uneasily, and said: "The old ancestor said, he doesn't with you."

After he finished translating, the trunk of the little green tree stood up suddenly, its branches and leaves straightened, and he said in a grand manner: "Gulu!"

With his shaking, the soil under Mingyue's feet collapsed. Mingyue was startled, and finally supported the tree trunk to stand firm, and said tremblingly: "The old ancestor said, he or your apprentice, which one do you choose?"

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Mingyue seemed to feel that she didn't translate well enough, and added: "It means that you can only choose one of the two. When you come to see him, you can't take your apprentice with you. If you take him, it won't bear fruit, and this word is in the tree. It is a non-parallel word in the language, that is, he does not exist at the same time as the disciple of Venerable Guanyin, and when translated into adult language, it probably means, do you choose me or him..."

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You have not seen this tree for thousands of years, and you have learned a lot from Zhen Yuanzi.

I said: "You can raise this tree, I don't care about it."

Before I left, I heard him shake the branches and leaves again, and a bunch of bubbles popped out like a bunch of words: "Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Mingyue looked at his master rather embarrassed, then at me, and said in a low voice, "I'm not going to translate this passage."

???

I was very curious when he came like this, and it made me very annoyed if he didn't say anything, so I asked him, "What the hell is it?"

Mingyue: "Well... In short, it's just a series of swearing words." Then, he suddenly ran all the way to me, stood on tiptoe, grabbed a sleeve, and said to me in a low voice: "The old ancestor also said that he has a lot of blood in his stomach. I have suppressed a lot of your secrets..."

Before he finished speaking, I immediately said: "Okay! Zhenyuanzi! For your fruit, I will come to see you every 100 years!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Mingyue continued to tug on my sleeve and said, "80 years."

Me: "?? Why didn't you say it just now?"

Mingyue looked at me timidly, and said: "It's not that the ancestor said 80 years, but he just said that I should bargain with you. You said 100 years, so I said 80 years."

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I was so angry that I almost fainted, and said in despair, "...then 90 years?"

Mingyue rubbed her little hands, blinked and said, "85 years."

Me: "89 years, no less!"

Mingyue gave me a high-five happily: "Deal!"

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In fact, I just wanted to ridicule him, but I didn't expect him to bargain with me seriously, which was very embarrassing.

I'm done with this shit, I really can't stand the environment of Wuzhuang Temple, I wish I could take my apprentice back to the South China Sea now.

However, before I had time to leave, I suddenly saw him holding a stick, sticking under the tree with a thoughtful expression on his face, tilting his head in thought, and I had a bad premonition at that moment.

It should be noted that the time when he was as calm as water, with deep black eyes, and lowered eyelids in thought, was the last time when Monkey King said "crying children have candy".

I was about to take him away before he could react, when he suddenly threw himself on the ground again, hugging his hands and moaning loudly: "Oh, master, my hands hurt so much, you Come and see!"

I:? ? ?

Are you shameless?

Hui An held his bruised hand, choked up a bit, drooped his long eyelashes, and said aggrievedly: "Master, look at how my injury is, otherwise, you can come and see me every hour. Bar."

I:"……"

Seeing that I didn't bargain with him, he said, "Oh, one hour is not good, half an hour."

I:"……"

Seeing that I was still ignoring him, Hui An said again: "Okay, deal, I'll watch it twice in half an hour!"

... It's enough for you to learn something bad in a second!