[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

I really don't know where I can go to hide from the trouble of Jin Chanzi.

He seems to have eyes all over his body, no matter where I go, he can decisively drag me out, and he has to argue with me before he is willing to give up.

But I ran more actively, and he couldn't say more than three words to me from the beginning to the end.

I think the person who can make my entire South China Sea so restless, except for him, is his good apprentice Sun Wukong who was taught by him personally. It is true that the top beam is not upright and the bottom beam is crooked, the master is more powerful than the apprentice.

In fact, I don't know what Jin Chanzi is going to do with me. Maybe he just wants to catch up with me, thank me for taking care of him and his apprentice all these years, and doesn't want to argue with me. It's just that I'm very afraid of him , Looking at him like that, I was covered in cold sweat, and I couldn't do without hiding.

I went all the way to avoid him, and he went all the way to find me. Once I was hiding in Chang’e’s Guanghan Palace. Theorizing for a long time whether the so-called suspicion of men and women is feminism, I hid in the room and listened for more than half, and felt that what he said was quite reasonable, but halfway through I suddenly felt that there was something wrong, but I just couldn’t figure out what was wrong. can give up.

Until he and Chang'e quarreled at the end, he suddenly said: "Avalokitesvara is also a man, really let him sit in the inner room, and I can't even enter the door?"

???

Oh yes.

Why didn't I think of it?

I have had a good relationship with Chang'e for so many years, and for the first time I realized that our relationship is abnormal!

I think she protects me in everything, and never allows me to be wronged in the slightest. Not only is she superior in combat power, she fights for me at every turn, and she is also good at cursing, as if I were her son...

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong, even Guanghan Palace didn't dare to stay any longer, and turned around and ran away while the two of them were arguing.I couldn't stay in Xitian, so I had to go to the human world to find a place of refuge, but the human world is not very peaceful.

It is said that Xuanzang sent the three volumes of the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty, and the scriptures were delivered, but the Tang Emperor waited for him for several years. Shy, looking up with a white bun face, calling the emperor's brother in a childish voice, now that he is back, little Xuanzang is gone, and he has become a golden cicada, the emperor thinks something is wrong with him.

During the few days when he lived in the Tang Dynasty, the Emperor Tang held his hand pitifully and asked him, "Brother Yu, why don't you call me Brother Emperor?"

Jin Chanzi was very serious, and respectfully said: "Your Majesty is the emperor of the world, and the poor monk dare not overstep."

You should know that this Emperor Tang is not very close to his own brothers, nor is he very close to his father. After a trip to the west, the whole thing has changed, and I feel very uncomfortable.

During the few days when I hid the golden cicada in the world, I thought about it. The Tang Dynasty just built a new temple for the West Paradise of Paradise, so I will live there for a few days and teach something by the way. The gods appeared, and the emperor came.

Tang Huang was very remarkable when he was young, and he was not very reverent of the gods when he came down immediately. After he came to the temple, he was quite familiar with him, and he started talking with me as soon as he sat in front of me.

Emperor Tang: "Bodhisattva, my concubine quarreled with that concubine recently, do you think I'm pretending not to know or pretending not to know..."

I:"……"

When I was in Xitian before, I was afraid of the nagging of the golden cicada. Now that I am here among the people, I have to listen to the emperor's nagging. I thought to myself that their family is really hereditary, and each one is more annoying than the other.

After complaining about the little things between the concubines, the Emperor Tang said to me again: "Oh, Bodhisattva, did my imperial brother encounter some terrible things on the way to the west, why did he change his temperament when he came back?"

I thought to myself, he originally had this temperament, but after rolling in the reincarnation of the tenth life, his age has been reduced by more than half, which is equivalent to rejuvenation, and his annoying fighting ability has declined, and he has not yet evolved to that ultimate form.

But as a god, I can't say that. I can only say to Emperor Tang: "He, he was a disciple of the Buddha before the tenth life. You know, it's hard to explain the karma of this kind of past life! After his merits and virtues are perfected, The Buddha restored his memory, and he changed from a young man to a hundred-year-old man in an instant. His personality naturally changed."

Emperor Tang probably thought it was good to chat with me, maybe he thought I was a good person, and asked me if I would like to visit the backyard of his house, which is the palace, I said I still have a task to go, he said he welcomes me anytime Come to his house to play with him, and then the two of us can continue chatting, and he said that he likes to see me drinking tea when drinking, especially feeling superior.

……

It seems that he has been very lonely these years, and he has fallen to the point where he wants to invite a fairy to go home to play, which is very pitiful.

So I told him, okay, I'll pack it up and go in 100 years.

When the emperor heard this, he was sad for several days, and he came to the temple to tell me: He doesn't want me to come and play with him.

He looked very angry, I am embarrassed to stay in Datang any longer, so I can only continue to move.

I thought to myself that Jin Chanzi may not have completely become Jin Chanzi. After all, the life of Xitian for thousands of years is as boring as a day. On the contrary, his experience in the human world in these years is more vivid and vivid.

The part of the little monk is definitely still there, but it's a pity that he has already sworn a dumb oath and never speaks again. Now it's only Jin Chanzi who is so annoying that I think about how to use it every day to talk, but this is all an illusion!

But even so, I don't have the guts to go back to the West Paradise, so I can only continue wandering in the lower realm.

There were also several times when I met Hui An and his little apprentice wandering in the lower realm. The three of us, grandparents and grandchildren, met face to face, but we had nothing to say like strangers. I still wanted to chat with Hui An for a while. In other words, he doesn't want to talk to me, and I don't want to embarrass him, so I have to let him go.

But there was one time when he walked past me pretending to be a stranger to me, and I didn’t talk to him. After walking a long distance, I looked back and found that he was still standing there, and suddenly turned around and called me: " Master?"

He has been reluctant to talk to me for a long time, and calling me like this is actually very kind.

I said: "What?"

He shook his head, didn't say any more, just stood far away and refused to approach, after a long while, he sighed: "I'm afraid I will disappoint you in the end."

I said to him: "What nonsense, Master has never disappointed you, and he will never disappoint you in the future. You are young, don't always think about it. If you have enough trouble in the lower realm, go back to the South China Sea as soon as possible. I will hide in the golden cicada. After a few days, when his strength passes, I will go back."

The little stone muttered softly beside him: "That's right, Master, when are we going back to the South China Sea? I haven't finished my fight with that boundless green one yet."

Hui An didn't answer, but turned around silently.

I didn't dare to stay too long. Whenever I stayed in one place for too long, I was afraid of being hit by the golden cicada again, so I had to keep running.

I also met Huamo in the human world. He was an extremely handsome young man, but he turned into an old man driving cattle. Although his clothes were tattered, he held a whip made of pure gold in his hand. He was beaten several times. It was embarrassing, and I was bumped into it once.

I can see through the appearance of all living beings. When I met him in the mortal world, I was shocked.

I don't know what he thought, but he turned into a wrinkled old man with ragged clothes. He drove a few half-dead cows to graze in the mountains, but was hit by a few hooligans hunting in the wild and surrounded him. Pushing and shoving one by one, asking him to hand over the pure gold whip in his hand.

Huamo only tightly held the baby-like whip in his hand, hugged him like a child, and let a few gangsters push him and kick him.As if nothing happened at all, he refused to even lift his head.

I remember the last time I saw him, he was a short kid with a very mischievous personality, he gnawed on whatever he saw, and gnawed off one of Prince Nezha's arms, and now his head is pinned down and kicked on the ground, It was not annoyed at all.

The sparks in a pair of eyes were extinguished, like stagnant water without waves.

I couldn't stand it any longer, walked over and shouted at those little bastards: "Stop!"

A few people turned their heads to look at me, then looked at the Huamo on the ground, looked at each other, and suddenly shouted: "Miss, you don't know, this old man stole our whip!"

One of them said this, and the others immediately followed suit, shouting: "Exactly, this old man stole our whip, and he still refuses to admit it. He is about to take him to the court!"

Seeing that I didn't speak, one of the little bastards said in a low voice: "Let's take a whip and leave. Forgive me, this old man doesn't dare to chase after me. The one in front is another girl, from the barren mountains and wild mountains. She dares to fight with us." Is it right?"

The other said: "Don't be stupid, look at her appearance and demeanor, she doesn't look like a girl from an ordinary family. If she is a lady from an official's family, it will be difficult for you and me to leave."

Now that I have entered Buddhism, I must be kind to others when I go out. Now that they are lying, I can't expose them, let alone fight with them. I just said: "You want a whip. The old man doesn't want to give it, so forget it." .”

After finishing speaking, he took out a few gold ingots from his bosom, put them in his palm and said, "If you need gold and silver, how about I give you this?"

One of them said: "Come on, don't make trouble, let me go!"

The other said: "Look at this girl who can take out so much gold and silver. She must have more. It's better to rob the old man than to rob the big girl. Wouldn't it be better if I go and search for what else is in her arms? "

The old peacemaker said: "Let's go, let's have gold and silver!"

The other two were unwilling to be reconciled, wanting both the old man's whip and the gold and silver in my hand, so they simply walked towards me and said with a smile, "What is the value of these silver coins? How about adding a few cents? Then The old man stole our things and wants us not to report to the police, which is not acceptable."

I said, "I have already given you gold and silver, but if you are so greedy, be careful not to hurt yourself."

The guy with the shortest character shouted, "Will you give it or not?"

I said, "No."

One of them grabbed me, and the other was about to grab me, I said: "If you take this money and leave, you can bring back some treasures when you go home today, but now you are so greedy, you can't take anything back. "

I was about to teach these two ignorant mortals a lesson when Huamo, who had been squatting on the ground, suddenly said, "Wait a minute, don't dirty the Bodhisattva's hands."

After saying that, he suddenly pulled out the golden whip in his hand, hooked one person's neck like lightning, and slammed him up on the tree, and then slammed the whip at the other person's face. Screaming endlessly.

Huamo walked over slowly, and the fake skin on his body turned into fly ash, and he turned back into that melancholy and handsome young man, with only a pair of extremely dim eyes, he saluted me coldly and respectfully, and said, "Please trouble Bodhisattva."

The man standing there was at a loss. Seeing that our two companions were possessed by demons, he stared at the two of us with wide eyes for a moment. He was so frightened that he couldn't stand still. He couldn't tell whether we were immortals or demons, so he ran away in a hurry.

Although I used to be angry at him for destroying my South China Sea Bamboo Forest, seeing his emaciated appearance now makes me feel distressed, and I asked, "How did you get to this point of desperation?"

Hua Mo smiled lightly, and said kindly: "Why do you talk about being down and out? I have already let go of everything. What difference does it make if I am respected or laughed at?"

"My father is trembling like walking on thin ice in the heavenly court. Is it good to have a job for thousands of years?"

He shook his head and said: "I just want to take my brother around the world. I can't stay here for a few days. How can I be down and out?"

I couldn't say anything, so I had to ask him: "Do you have any plans in the future?"

He smiled at me, his youthful face was extremely soft, and he replied softly: "Not yet."

I saw him smiling calmly, and let go of a hanging heart, so I let him go.

Before he left, I said to him: "These days, Shancai is purifying the remaining souls in the world. I have found your master, but his soul is incomplete and difficult to reincarnate. If you have time, it is good to go to Nanhai to see him." of."

I originally thought that Hua Mo had already let go of everything in the past, but when he heard Ling Xu, his expression suddenly became flustered, and he muttered like a child: "But I...it's me..."

He drooped his head and said in a low voice: "At first, I thought that Master and elder brother were equally important in my heart. Only then did I realize that there is still a partiality after all."

"But he has loved us for so long without favoritism, I dare not see him."

I explained to him that the soul is the soul, just like the seeds of trees and flowers, the memories of previous lives have long been empty after purification.Now it's just a firefly in a bottle.

He was nervous for a long time, looked up at me, and whispered a little scared: "Then can I really go and see him?"

I comforted him and said, "If you want, you can take him away. Now Shancai has too many souls to keep him. It's best for you to take him away."

A gleam of joy finally appeared in the young man's dark eyes, he hesitated to speak and looked at me for a while, then suddenly cheered up: "Okay!"

"I will go to Nanhai to meet him in the future, and from now on, I will take care of him!"

He said like this, as if life finally had something to look forward to, he jumped up excitedly, and now he looked like a child on his old-fashioned face, waved his hand happily at me, and walked away into the distance.

The boy rode on the back of the old ox, holding a pure gold whip in his hand, and walked down the mountain shaking his head, his back was hidden in the afterglow of the setting sun.

For a moment, a mess of thoughts suddenly appeared in my mind, probably "It's great that Silly Baitian has a successor."

I didn't think it was right until I thought about it later.

I'm probably crazy to think so.

At that moment, I recalled the fear of being dominated by Silly Baitian.

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