[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

The fact that Shancai suddenly became a Buddha shocked half of the Western Heaven, except for me who felt that there was a thunderbolt, and everyone else felt incredible, so they all came to celebrate me.

I have nothing to celebrate, I would rather he spend his whole life sweeping bamboo leaves in my South China Sea, but I can't say that anymore, I am happy for him, this is the real deal.

But as a master, there is always a bit of partiality, always thinking that it is better for him not to become a Buddha after going through hardships like this.

I went to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss to greet him with three other Bodhisattvas. The Buddha gave him some points, and he was also a Bodhisattva. Although he was a young man, I always felt that he was much stronger than the four of us.

Tathagata told me that he thought it was a good omen to get good fortune and Taoism. After all, Xitian was too lifeless. It would be nice to have a young man with some fresh blood.

However, within a few days, the facts brutally proved that he was wrong.

So wrong.

Can good fortune be our fresh blood?

Just him, after getting a name, the Buddha pointed out a piece of land for him, which will be the place for him to practice in the future. We thought about asking him to find some apprentices or little gods to help him, but we said to us: No, lazy , in two days.

We thought to ourselves that two days will pass, anyway, all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise are mourned, and there is no shortage of this one or two.

It doesn't matter that he has neither attendants nor apprentices. Anyway, is there anyone who stipulates that the gods must be accompanied by someone, so let him go.

However, what the Buddha pointed out to him was a piece of bare land, and he had to build a house by himself. A majestic fairy can't just live in the open air.

In the end, he really lived in the open air, and his answer was very simple: "Lazy, let's wait two days."

...I'm so lazy at home.

If you are so mourned at a young age, what will you do in the future?

After a few months like this, when I took Dragon Girl Shancai No. [-] to see him, I found that he was still living in the open air, with a blanket thrown on the ground as a nest, and he went to make a living in the cave on rainy days On a windy day, squat in a corner and doze off, even if the clothes are clean, the person is considered delicate, and he refuses to move the floor.

...so angry that Shancai No. [-] burned his cave in one go, and burned up all the odds and ends of the east and west houses, so he reluctantly went to build a house.

Immortal, it is not difficult to build a high-rise building on the flat ground. The house was built in 2 minutes, but he dragged me for a few months.

I also told him that before the four masters and apprentices in Dongtu got the scriptures, he should go to the mortal world to preach a teaching early, and publicize it for himself.

Immortal, only someone who remembers him is an immortal, and if only one person can't remember him, he will be wiped out.

As a result, he sat lazily on the ground, glanced at me, and said to me: "I'm not lazy..."

Before he finished speaking, he was kicked by me and ran all over the ground. He was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go now!"

I pecked at him. He probably didn't expect that he would be beaten by me after finally leaving the teacher. He was so frightened that he didn't go back to the mortal world to preach.

I think people with his attributes probably have a lot of believers. After all, he is lazy and can find resonance with many people!

When he goes to the lower realm, he just needs to tell others, dear, are you lazy?Do you want to be blessed while being lazy?Believe me, I specially bless lazy people!Wouldn't it be possible to gain a large number of believers?

But he is not my apprentice now, he is my colleague, I can't beat him, I can only watch him preaching despondently in the lower world, according to the report from Shancai No. , Only ten of them a day, no thunder, no rain, no sun if the sun is too sunburnt, I was so angry that I wanted to slap him.

Just post ten a day, and you have to pick and choose believers, not those who are too diligent, and dislike that it doesn't match his style of painting.

What can I say with such an apprentice?It's only been a few days since I became a fairy, and I'm lazy like this, so don't be lazy in the future!

After he came back, he told me that he met a girl, thought he was good-looking, and wanted to believe in him seriously, and told him that she thought this fairy was so novel, and wanted to take him home and introduce him to everyone in the family. letter together.

Shancai thought in his heart, well, can I have another family of believers, so that believers can still pass on, and when the family has a child, he will also be his believers, starting from a baby, how wonderful.

As a result, as soon as he went to someone's house, he was beaten out by his parents with a stick, and the beater was very righteous, because the girl was a man, and it was not serious to mix with a little white-faced stick like him.

……

The amount of information is huge.

I took a few turns and didn't understand what he was saying.

Not two days later, he came to Nanhai again, and told me that he thought about it for a while, that it is not good for a believer like this.

While busy rolling in birth, old age, sickness and death, at the same time, the metabolism is very fast, and it will be gone in a few years, and it is necessary to continue to preach, and it is more and more difficult to handle from generation to generation.

Indeed, in the eyes of the long-lived gods, the fleeting human life is just like a flower that blooms quickly, which is too short.

So Shancai told me that he felt that he should change his business direction and preach to monsters.

He also said to me with a very reasonable look: "Master, you see, the monsters in this world are not good at thinking, they live for a long time, and their personalities are more specific than humans. If we can recruit a group of monsters to be believers, Isn't it both doing good and self-interest?"

I almost passed out from being frightened by him on the spot.

Are you too courageous to recruit a group of monsters as followers?

In the future, this group of lowly monsters will use your name to do outrageous things, will you care or not?

Since you are a believer, every word and deed represents you, and it is fine to do good deeds, but if you do a little bad thing and spread it to the ears of other gods, wouldn't it be a group of walking troubles?

The key is that they live longer, and the longer they live, the longer they live, it also means that if they don't believe one day, they will hate you for a longer time.Hate is born from love, and it is stronger than love.If these ghosts from the lower realms practiced in the human world with hatred, one day out of a thousand would become a powerful one, wouldn't it be a big trouble?

Seeing his beaming look, I wanted to persuade him, but I didn't know where to start.

So I asked him: "If you believe in your monsters and want you to make them immortal, will you make them immortal?"

Shancai was stunned for a moment and said, "I didn't think much about it. If they believe in me, it means they agree with my ideas. A group of like-minded people can live together for a long time. It's good."

I said: "Where is there such a good thing in the world? Among the believers I have met, very few believe in ideas. They only want to gain benefits. Gods are always unwilling to admit that people are so superficial, but in fact they are. Superficial. They burn incense and worship Buddha for you, and pray for you. Do they really hope that the world will be peaceful and peaceful? No, they hope that you get what you pay for. Don’t die, burn a small incense to bless you with wealth today. How many religious believers in the world really understand the teachings? Even if they recite the scriptures over and over again, and pray, in the end, it’s just a way to seek blessings, and currency There is no difference!"

Shancai said: "Oh, it's not that I don't know, I just always think better. Like when I was kicked out by a girl's parents that day, I hope they can understand the difference between men who dress up as women and women who dress up as men." People are all equal, and I patiently explained to them that the same is true of Guanyin, but they didn't listen to me and only beat me, which made me very disappointed."

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You're not done yet, are you?

In short, the road of preaching good fortune is really very difficult.

It's probably not very difficult to be a fairy, as long as you are unlucky enough.But being a good fairy is really hard.

I think he is young after all, it would be nice to have more experience with this kind of thing, who didn't come here like this.

Since Xitian's system has been perfected in recent years, all kinds of gods have what they should have, and there are people to do the work. If he hadn't become a Buddha so suddenly, Xitian really didn't plan to recruit new people, which created a Embarrassing situation: there is no job for Shancai.

Although he is a fairy, he is a fairy without a job.

This made it difficult for Tathagata and me. We weighed things up and decided to find something for him to do.

Tathagata thought for a while, and said to Shancai: "From today on, you will be responsible for purifying the remaining souls."

Before I got it, everyone in Xitian and Tianting knew that there are countless broken souls in this world. When they die, they are extremely miserable and do not enter reincarnation, but the price of recovering these souls is too high. invisible.

Tathagata feels that since good fortune happens to have this function, it is God's will.

After doing this work conscientiously for a while, Shancai said to me: "I thought I was the laziest at first, but now I think other people are much lazier than me. These souls don't need to consume too much mana. Why? Everyone pretends to be blind, and no one ever does it?"

I explained to him: "It's like an explosion happened, blowing up a good-looking person to pieces, with eyes, nose, mouth, arms, stomach and legs scattered all over the place. It’s not difficult to wash it clean, but where do you put it after you wash it?”

When Shancai was asked such a question, I was also stupid.

These days, he has done this job very hard, and he really wants to prove that he is a god with a job. He has been looking for scattered souls all over the place. After purification and washing, he carefully packed them in small bottles. In a few days, a large cabinet has been collected.

Shancai stared at his cabinet of little souls shining like fireflies, seeing these spark-like souls rising and falling brightly and secretly in the dark night, he also made a mistake.

It is impossible to assemble several incomplete souls together. Have you ever seen one person's nose sewn together with another person's mouth?

Other souls can be recycled if they enter reincarnation, but these souls can only be locked up forever, and no one in this world can find the other pieces they scattered.

Broken is broken, and can no longer be spliced ​​back to its original appearance.

I originally wanted to teach him how to do foreign work, and let him not purify so quickly. After all, even if it is purified, it is meaningless. Let him put on a normal dress and tell everyone that he is working hard.

I think this is too bureaucratic, he is still young, this is not good,

So the few of us watched Shancai collect a lot of damaged souls and put them into jars every day, and Xitian's jars would soon run out.

The souls he collected filled the entire wall, as if the fireflies of the whole summer had been installed in the room, and in the dark night, they were constantly shining with faint light.

Those tiny souls that kept emitting warm light in the boundless night touched the heart that had been silent for many years.

Well, that's pretty good too.

At this moment, Longnu told me: The four masters and apprentices have learned the scriptures and are about to achieve the true fruition.

I immediately shuddered.

Jin Chanzi is going to restore his memory?

The author has something to say:

I have been worrying about the finale for several days.

It's like this, I still have a lot of bits and pieces that I haven't written, but there are many redundant things in the structure, which will affect the ending.

I really don't know where to put it, so I decided not to write it, and I will post it all after the end.

Therefore, there may be tens of thousands of words of daily chores outside the episode, and the order is scattered. If you find it annoying, you don’t have to read it.

The finale is coming soon, thank you all for accompanying me all the way until now.