[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Hui An and I lost our temper.

The way of making trouble is a bit similar to that of a teenager who plays cool, runs out to fight every day, looks like I am a god and I am amazing, and then he has a bunch of other weird theories that I don’t know where I heard, as soon as I talk to him Pull out the theory and argue with me, anyway, the brain is not normal every day.

In the final analysis, it was because I didn't answer him when he asked me that day.

He asked me: Are you and them the same?

I have been a fairy for thousands of years, and I try my best every day not to think about these annoying and unsolvable answers, but he just doesn't understand this truth.

But if he wants to rebel, he should rebel. I have expected such a day, but I didn't expect it to come so late.

In the same way, I think Dragon Girl will definitely have a day of rebellion. Although Shancai No. [-] is good now, she will definitely make trouble in the future.

To be honest, after the six-eared macaque incident, I was still a little worried about the Jade Emperor. Although Xitian hid it from him like an iron bucket, he really didn't know if he was not sure. I discussed this matter with Tathagata Come once.

Before I invited him to the South China Sea, I thought that he was the head of all Buddhas, and I wouldn't feel at ease if I didn't discuss it with him.

After discussing with him, I sat on the South China Sea and wondered: What is wrong with me to discuss with him?

After I told him the ins and outs of the six-eared macaque, and implicitly expressed that I thought the Jade Emperor was a hidden trouble, he said to me: "Then you can act like a baby to him."

???

Wait a minute, am I deaf?

Tathagata thought for a while, and then said: "Anyway, he likes you the most among all the Buddhas in the Western Paradise. If you are the same, then what can I do? I don't know if he knows that you are not a woman. How about you Try it. From Qing Mang's previous experience, he has no resistance to coquettish girls."

……

I slapped him across the face.

I personally explained to him how the "girl who can act like a baby" solves this kind of problem. He was so scared that he covered his painful face and stared at me with wide eyes. Pointing at me: "You, you, you, you hit someone?"

I thought he could improve a bit after all these years of dealing with diplomatic issues. I really overestimated him.

Anyway, I just slapped the head of the Buddhas in such a dignified way, and drove him out of the South China Sea in public, and asked him to go back to Xitian to find a room to lock himself up, and reflect on his own thoughts.

'To tell you the truth, if I continue to slap this slap, even a god with ordinary cultivation level can't stand it.

Tathagata probably wanted to say something to me, but he was beaten so badly by me that he staggered and ran back to recuperate. From then on, he probably decided that I was unreasonable and never dared to talk nonsense to me again.

But since the incident of beating the six-eared macaque came out, the rhythm of the whole Western Paradise has been messed up. In the past, it was so difficult for Monkey King and others to pray to Buddha and pray for scriptures, so everyone would help them occasionally. If there is any trouble, Xitian and Tianting rushed to help.

For example, he met the iron fan princess Niu Mowang in the lower realm. It was probably the couple who lived apart and were raised by the mistress but never divorced. They felt that Sun Wukong killed their son. Rushing over: let me come!

Then he gave him the green light, anyway, he went straight to the customs.

For example, when he encountered a nine-headed worm stealing a treasure orb in the lower realm, he thought he was going to fight with them, but Yang Jian led a group of people directly to the lower realm, rubbing his hands in excitement: Wait a minute, great sage, let me come!

Sun Wukong just watched Yang Jian solve the matter so inexplicably, put all the fame on his Monkey King, and walked away.

Sun Wukong even began to doubt life. After all, after Jizo had a miscarriage, he followed their master and apprentice with a small book all day long to write stories about their learning. The writing was completely untrue, but it was wonderfully written. Looking at it, I was ashamed: "Bodhisattva, it was not like this at that time."

Dizang said: "It's okay, I'll write something better for you, so that it will be spread among the world."

Sun Wukong couldn't stand this kind of behavior, he felt that it was not good, it was not true, it seemed that he was too hypocritical, and he was very embarrassed, so he refused to hide behind them to make records, and drove him away several times .

But the little monk doesn’t think so. The little monk thinks that the Bodhisattva must have a reason for the Bodhisattva. Besides, Ksitigarbha can be regarded as his child’s mother. The child’s mother had a miscarriage recently and was in a bad mood. As a Buddhist believer who is going westward with all his heart , he should comfort the injured Jizo well and let him do whatever he wants, and besides, he didn't bother others by making records later, so why don't others be allowed to write things!

Anyway, Ji Zang followed all the way, he is a mascot, and Monkey King's luck was not very good when he followed.

This is no longer learning the scriptures, this is simply going through the process. Now he is the treasure of the gods, and both sides are afraid that something will happen to him and he will not be able to learn the scriptures, so they spoil him very much.

Monkey King also came to my South China Sea and said to me:

"Bodhisattva, I think something is not quite right."

"Why did Dizang have a miscarriage when it was healthy? How could the gods have a miscarriage?"

"And why does Little Saint Erlang Zhenjun look at me with strange eyes every day? He follows me all day long, nibbling melons and waiting to fight for me. He was not like this before, and he respected me before, but now he doesn't Don't take me seriously, just want to grab my fight."

But what can I say to him, I can only say: "You have traveled too long on the journey of master and apprentice learning scriptures, and it is a good thing to finish it early. Isn't it good that all gods are willing to help?"

Sun Wukong said: "That's all right, but before I met monsters, I only did what I thought was right, but the little saint Erlang Zhenjun didn't care and did it directly. Like the nine-headed worm, although he stole the pearl of the emperor's pagoda, The wife stole the queen mother Ganoderma lucidum again, but the crime does not deserve death. If the theft is punishable by death, what about the crime of murder? If everyone thinks that the fate of stealing is the same as murder, then the thief will also kill. good."

I couldn't help but be surprised, after he had a fight with the six-eared macaque, his brain had a lot of light, which made me a little uneasy.

Sun Wukong said again: "However, if Zhenjun did this, it is likely that this family has committed a lot of crimes, so they ended up being beaten to death. But when Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva wrote it, it was all my credit, and he didn't mention anything about his help. , I always feel that this is not good..."

He probably wanted to think about something, but Shitou's head was like that, so he couldn't figure it out anyway.

Sun Wukong was complaining to me about the incident on the road, Hui An came back, and the two troublemakers bumped into each other and began to exchange fighting experiences.

Hui An asked Sun Wukong: "You said it lightly, the nine-headed worm is also a little fairy, and it is so easy to kill the fairy."

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Sun Wukong said: "Why can't you beat him to death? If you smash your head, you will die. Immortals are not immortal."

When Hui An heard this, he became interested: "But most of the gods in this world can't get their heads smashed, so what should we do?"

???

Are you preparing to rebel or what?

Sun Wukong said: "If you can't kill your head, you have to gouge out your heart. I've heard people say that when the heart dies, the soul will die. Otherwise, even if the soul is scattered, there will be obsessions. But you have already entered the Buddhist gate, little traveler, and you are like me. The monsters in the lower realm are different, you must not cause trouble for your master."

Hui An: "Oh, I'll just ask."

I:"……"

After he finished speaking, he didn't say hello to me, so he was about to go inside.

I was really fed up with the cold war between this child and me, so I could only say: "Wait a minute!"

Hui An stood still, tilted her head to look at me, and tried to hide the dust on a corner of her clothes.

I said, "Stop being childish, I will answer your question."

Hui An was in a hurry to hide his sleeves, but when he heard this, he was taken aback, looked up at me, looked at me with a look of expectation, and waited for my answer.

I said to him, "I'm the same as them, okay?"

When Hui An heard this, he didn't hide his sleeves anymore, and simply shouted: "You lied to me!"

I was about to leave after yelling, but when I saw that he was about to run around again, I could only coax him: "Come on, I'm lying to you, I'm different from them!"

I thought he would be satisfied if I said that, but who knew that he looked back at me with a hurt face and yelled even harder: "You lied to me again!"

I was really angry at the time...

What do you still think of me?

What answer do you want to hear, can you tell me?Can't I just follow suit?

I was afraid that he would run out and cause trouble, so he wouldn't listen to what I said now, so I could only say: "Don't run around! Stay in Nanhai honestly! If you dare to run out, I—"

When I said this, he suddenly turned his head to look at me, his eyes were as black as the boundless night, he looked at me deeply, a sarcasm appeared on the corner of his mouth, and asked: "If I don't listen, Master will use a big mountain to suppress me Me?"

The damn boy—

I was so choked by him that I couldn't speak. I watched him run out in front of me again, holding his stick in his hand. I didn't know where to fight. The stick was covered with scratches. The scale of the battle is not small.

I had thought that he would definitely be rebellious, isn't that true for all children?What I didn't expect was that his rebellion could make me so angry. After all, I have been a bodhisattva who has been pure-hearted and ascetic for thousands of years. I made trouble in breaking the precept, and I was so angry that I shouted at his back:

"Wait, don't think that I really dare not overwhelm you with a mountain!"

For a moment, I wished I could pick out a bamboo and chase him to beat him, but he had already beaten him like this, and I had never really beaten him since I was a child, so I was so angry that I threw the bamboo on the ground.

I said to Sun Wukong: "You wait, I will crush him to the bottom of the mountain when he comes back."

Sun Wukong shivered for a moment, remembering the fear of being crushed by the mountain, and said: "Don't, being crushed by the mountain is very scary."

I vowed: "It's settled. I will definitely deal with him this time!"

After I finished speaking, I said to Longnv: "Go, look through the literature of the Western Paradise, find a smaller mountain, and don't crush him to death."

Dragon Girl: "...Oh."

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