[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

When I was in South China Sea, my disciples called me Master, and those other people called me Bodhisattva. As for the dragon girl, they didn't call me when they were free.

That is to say, only the people from the Heavenly Court and the low-level people in Xitian who don't know the truth will call me Niangniang.

I am not afraid of anything in my life, but I am most afraid of someone calling "Goddess Guanyin."

Because as long as someone yells like that, something is definitely wrong, and it is often a big thing.

For example, the last time this happened, it was someone in the Heavenly Court who yelled in horror all the way: "The big thing is not good, Goddess Guanyin, then Bi Mawen and Sun Wukong are making trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

...Since then, my tragic fate has been established for thousands of years.

Just this morning, the morning when I just chased the monkey away, when I thought I could live and see the flowers for a day, a golden-headed Jiedi ran across the purple bamboo forest, shouting: "Goddess of Mercy! , something is wrong! Empress Guanyin!"

You need to know that there is nothing in my purple bamboo forest for a hundred years. Those who burn incense and worship Buddha down there are all seeking children, marriage, wealth, and luck. These incidents are mostly major events such as wars, plagues, and famines.

When he yelled like that, I was very scared. Did something big happen to the world when I wasn't watching?Could it be that the dynasty changed, the plague broke out, and the drought continued?

I immediately got up to meet him, and saw that golden-headed Jiedi was sweating profusely, rolling and crawling towards me, it must be something serious, I started to panic.

Then, I heard him say: "Miss Guanyin, something is wrong. The white dragon in the stream ate Tang Seng's horse. The Great Sage asked me to invite you!"

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You look at Ben Guanyin's face, kind of say it again?

Jintou Jiedi knelt on the ground, raised his head and said to me: "Oh, the great sage is going to find a horse. The elder Xuanzang is afraid that he will be thrown in the barren mountains and eaten by monsters, so he holds the great sage by the sleeve and refuses to let go." Let's go, I'm crying sadly..."

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I understand now that the idea of ​​this group of people is that big things are not big things, only the troubles caused by Monkey King are big things.

This monkey is doing well now, if something happens, he doesn't invite me himself, and he doesn't want someone else to invite me. Do I treat him as someone who sweeps the floor for him?

My apprentice sweeping the floor stopped sweeping the floor when he heard that there were monsters to fight, and suddenly he set up his ears to listen to us.

I said to him, "Sweep your land! It's the horse that ate Tang Seng fiercely. It's not a big deal!"

I thought to myself, that Ao Lie really knows how to eat. He ate the Tang Monk's horse. He was also a horse.

I originally wanted to say that if Sun Wukong didn’t come to invite me in person, I wouldn’t help him, but suddenly I remembered how he looked before, and I couldn’t bear it, so I finally endured it and took my floor-sweeping apprentice to the place. Yingchoujian has gone.

When I arrived at Yingshoujian, Xuanzang was still sitting softly on the ground holding Monkey King's sleeve and crying, crying and muttering in a low voice, "How can I go to Xitian without my horse?" Monkey King yelled, "How do you It’s so bad, you won’t let me go, but you want to come back immediately, then we’ll just sit here and wait to die of starvation!”

When the two of them saw me coming, they immediately pulled my sleeves and talked to me.

The Tang monk said: "Sister Guanyin, my apprentice is so reckless. He can't beat the dragon, and let the dragon eat my horse. I asked him: When you subdued the tiger the day before yesterday, you said that you have the means to subdue the dragon and subdue the tiger. Today How can it be that he can't fight again? He doesn't want to listen to others saying that he is not good, and he doesn't listen to my persuasion, so he went to fight with them again without looking back."

The Monkey King pulled me angrily again and said, "Well, you Guanyin, it's fine if you wear a hat and lock a golden hoop for me, but now you put this sinful dragon in the stream and ate my master's horse, you must be on purpose!"

I:"……"

Hui An didn't bring his black stick, but carried a broom for sweeping the floor, and hit the Monkey King's ass with a broom, angrily said: "My master saved the dragon because ordinary horses couldn't go to the west. I found a white dragon for your master to be a horse, you are lucky, you scold my master all day long, you ungrateful monkey..."

Sun Wukong was robbed by him, and said angrily: "It's okay for Guanshiyin to scold me, but where did you come from, you dare to talk to me like that!"

Hui An sneered: "My father is King Tuota Li Tianwang, you are the bastard, the bastard that jumped out of the cracks in the rocks..."

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Tang Seng and I wanted to persuade them, but the two apprentices were more stubborn than the other and refused to listen to anyone.

I only heard the Monkey King say: "Okay! I could beat you to death the first two times, but I don't care about you because you are a disciple of Guanyin in the South China Sea. Now you dare to be so presumptuous, the old grandson will teach you to be a man." You must know that not everyone in the world spoils you like your master!"

Hui An waved his broom, raised his head and said, "I am the chief disciple of Nanhai Guanyin, do you think my master can recite the curse, but I can't?"

Sun Wukong stared at me in astonishment, turned his head and looked at me in disbelief, and pointed at me tremblingly with his monkey claw: "You, you, you, you actually passed that spell to this kid..."

I:"……"

He is my apprentice, if one day I die with a click, the whole South China Sea will belong to him, of course he knows the spell, it is like the key to the house, there is no reason not to give the heir.

My apprentice is a bit stubborn, but I think what he said is right, Sun Monkey, it's time for you to grow your brain.

Sun Wukong said: "Okay! You are all in collusion to harm me one by one! You wait, I will pull out the little white dragon and skin it!"

I hurriedly stopped him: "Why are you losing your temper? That Ao Lie is the son of the Dragon King of the West Sea. How many treasures did you want from the Dragon King of the Four Seas? What kind of friendship did you have? Now you treat the heir of the old man like this?"

Sun Wukong can't do this, and he can't do that. I was so angry that I almost exploded: "Then tell me, what should I do! He ate my master's horse, and you let him pay me for it!"

I had no choice but to say: "Pay, pay, let him pay you! Just a little, put that stick away, and don't hit anyone!"

Only then did Sun Wukong snort and put away his overwhelming golden cudgel, and stood on the sidelines with cold eyes.

I had no choice but to stand on the Yingchou stream and shout: "Little prince, I am Nanhai Guanshiyin, this ugly monster is ignorant and collided with you, come up quickly."

The little white dragon Ao Lie jumped up from the stream and turned into a man, clutching his stomach that had just eaten, bowed to me, and ran over excitedly: "Sister Guanyin, you are here!" I will listen to you and wait for the Buddhist scripturer here!"

Then, he was wronged and complained to me: "That demon scolded me."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Holding the stick, he turned to Hui An with a sympathetic face, "Then little white dragon, don't you know?"

Hui An said leisurely: "Now? I don't know yet. Sooner or later, I will know."

Sun Wukong stood leisurely, as if he had won the bargaining chip for revenge in the future, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth.

I said, "Isn't the person who you ate the white horse the one who learned the scriptures? You look at the ugly monster with a furry face and a thunderous mouth, isn't it your Sun Dasheng?"

The little white dragon obviously imagined Sun Wukong much better in his heart. He saw the Monkey King leaning on his head under the shade of a tree with a stick in his hand. He felt as if he had been frozen suddenly and couldn’t move. He raised his finger and pointed at Sun Wukong. He turned his head to look at me again, and said with a blank face: "But, but he never said that he is Monkey King, and he didn't mention any Buddhist scriptures. Could it be that the Bodhisattva made a mistake..."

How could Sun Wukong be easy to get along with? He immediately snapped up and said, "You never asked me, why did I say that?"

Where did the little white dragon go through such things? He watched the hero in his heart turn into a downhearted monkey. After being scolded, he became more and more wronged, and when he was wronged, he became angry, regardless of whether the monkey was the hero in his heart, and he yelled back: "Didn't I ask you, where is the demon? What did you say?" , don't care where he is, I will eat you first! With your appearance, you don't look like a Buddhist scripture, and you don't look like a Buddhist disciple!"

Sun Wukong picked up the stick and was about to hit him back, but I stopped him, and he still shouted: "You ate my master's horse first, if I didn't save it in time, I'm afraid even master would swallow it for you!" The belly is gone! You still want me to treat you with courtesy?"

Xiaobailong didn't dare to scold him, and hid directly behind me. The grandson got it right and wanted to teach Xiaolong a lesson when he came up. The two of them circled around me, which gave me a headache.

I originally thought that this one was the Sun Dasheng who had suffered a lot, and the other was the little Bailong who was almost killed. After all, the two of them have gone through a catastrophe, and they might become more mature. Now it seems that, There's no point in suffering.

The two of them circled around me, Hui An was holding his little broom beside me anxiously, and said anxiously: "You two have to fight at the same time, don't drag my master around."

Xiao Bailong said urgently: "Brother Mucha, I have seen you in Heaven, please save me!"

Hui An said: "Since you know you can't beat this monkey grandson, and you say you can't beat him, then admit his mistake. Do you think his virtue is like a reasonable master?"

That little white dragon was the one who refused to admit his mistakes when he was going to be cut on the Zhutiantai. Now he was pointed at and scolded by Monkey King, his eyes were red with anger, and he finally had to hide his head behind my shoulder, gnashing his teeth in anger He said: "I admit my mistake! It's all my fault. I shouldn't have eaten that man's horse! Anyway, from now on, I will also help Elder Tang's legs. I will eat it as soon as I eat it. Besides, I will carry the horse!"

The Monkey King was holding the stick, trying to jump over me and pointing at him: "You have reason, I'll hit you like a loach..."

Xiao Bailong tugged at my sleeve and shouted: "I am the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea! You—you!" He wanted to scold the monkey, but in the end he didn't dare to scold anyone in front of me, so he said to me sullenly: "Guanyin! Sister, tell that Sun Dasheng not to hit me, I'll kowtow to him and admit my mistake."

I grabbed one end of the monkey's stick with one hand, and one sleeve was pulled by the little white dragon, and I looked at Monkey King distortedly: "The little prince said, I kowtow to you to admit my mistake, and you don't need to pursue it. He is your master's mount, who traveled thousands of miles to send you master and apprentice to the west."

The monkey grandson looked at me, then at the little white dragon behind me, his eyes rolled suddenly, he didn't know what he was thinking, suddenly he sat down on the ground, threw the golden cudgel aside, and complained: " It’s such a tribulation to learn the scriptures, if I can’t keep it all, I can’t beat any powerful goblins, I can’t beat them, I can’t scold them, and I will die on the road later, my grandson doesn’t matter! I won’t go, I won’t go!”

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You are sitting on the ground and throwing something.

And the goblin you can't beat?Why don't I believe it?

Your master said he won't let you fight, so you really don't want to fight?

He has walked half the way, if he really ran away, Tathagata would not tell me to death, then the Jade Emperor would have to say that I interceded with him, and it was a disaster. In short, we are tied together now, and I have nowhere to go Return.

I asked him, "Are you really not going?"

The monkey sat on the ground, glanced at me furtively, then sat down with a sad look, hugged the end of his stick, and said, "No more!"

I asked again: "Aren't you afraid that others will say that you are ungrateful and give up halfway?"

Sun Wukong glanced at me again, and continued to snark: "Whoever dares to speak of me, I will kill him! Let me see who dares to speak!"

I am not stupid, he is looking for me to negotiate terms, this monkey has not seen him for a few days, and he is actually much smarter, it is really stupid and worrying, and it is even more worrying when it is smart.

I said: "Then I say you are ungrateful, heartless, and you also beat me to death?"

Sun Wukong said: "Even if I am not ungrateful and heartless, Bodhisattva, you still secretly scold me every day for being ungrateful and a white-eyed wolf."

Well, since he wants a condition, then give it to him.

I had no choice but to say: "If it really comes to that critical moment, I promise you will be called Tiantianling and Didiling. If it is really a time when there is no way out, I will personally come to rescue you. Come here, I will help you." Give you another skill."

I tore off three willow leaves from the willow vase, put them on the back of his head, and turned them into three hairs, and said to him: "When you have nowhere to go and no way out, you can use this skill Adaptive, can save you."

Sun Wukong saw that he had benefited from his mischief, so he smiled and stood up: "As the saying goes, children who cry will have candy, so the old grandson will thank the Bodhisattva!"

Ah bah, shameless!

I picked the pearl from that little white dragon's neck, turned him into an ordinary horse, and told him not to quarrel with the Monkey King again, so I was relieved and prepared to take Hui An away.

However, before I had time to take Hui An to ride the clouds, he suddenly fell on the ground, holding his broom and crying sadly: "Master, the practice in the western sky is hard, when will I be able to sweep the leaves of the purple bamboo forest?" I'm done, I don't practice anymore, I don't practice anymore!"

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It's time to drive this traitor out of the school.

The author has something to say:

Avalokitesvara: Even if I die, my apprentice must inherit the spell and tell you to death.