[Journey to the West] Tucao Emperor who was delayed by Buddhism

Alas, to be honest, this kind of public fighting is really wicked.

If you want to fight him, you have to fight. If you don't fight, you will be unhappy. Then you can just hide in a place where no one is around. If you insist on using force in front of the gods, this situation is very embarrassing.

After all, this is a private matter between two people, and it is not easy for everyone to persuade them. If you don’t persuade them, you can’t do it. Just persuade them symbolically. It is simply a change of color, flying sand and turning stones.

I just watched Sun Wukong hit him with a stick. Yang Jian was gnawing on the melon with his head down, but he suddenly rushed out and stuffed the melon into the mouth of the roaring dog. I don't know that the dog licked it. Whether he will eat the melon for a while or not, he can only say sadly: "The two of you have something to talk about...,"

But what use do I say?Every time I encounter this kind of thing, I say to them: Don’t fight, you should be good friends, but none of them are willing to listen to my speech, one holds a Ruyi golden cudgel, when the stick is raised, the situation changes color, and the world is dark and yellow; Holding a three-pointed and two-edged gun, he is frustrated when fighting, but he is skilled and changeable, and he never forgets to eat melons when fighting. In short, he loves melons and dogs.

Nezha watched the two of them fighting, a little anxious, and shouted loudly from the side: "Did you two have any misunderstandings, what do you want to hear?"

Sun Wukong raised the stick, put away the gun in Yang Jian's hand, and said: "My [-] children in Huaguo Mountain, and all the creatures on the mountain, were you the one who burned and killed it?"

Yang Jian gnawed on the melon, chewed it for a while, and said, "Yes."

This temper is quite similar to that of my apprentice, probably children with a little trauma in childhood have this kind of virtue, and just jumping out the words one by one can piss people off.

After Sun Wukong recognized the right person and confirmed that there was no misunderstanding, he continued to raise his heavy Dinghaishen needle, and shouted: "Then use your life to avenge!"

Nezha was taken aback. These two had a fight 500 years ago, and the fight was well known in the six worlds of Kyushu. If it happened again, would it be worth it?He was a kind-hearted person, so he hurriedly jumped over and said, "Did I ever make a mistake? Dasheng don't fight, Zhenjun is not the kind of iron-blooded and ruthless person, maybe he has a compelling reason!"

When he said that, he felt that something was wrong.

Isn't Yang Jian the pacesetter of Yan Luo who is iron-blooded, ruthless and cold-faced?You can't deny his cold-blooded attribute just because he likes to eat melons!

Although Sun Wukong is unreasonable, but the face of the little Nezha is still to be given, so he withdrew his hand and asked coldly: "Since the little prince said it, let me ask: Why did you burn and kill me, the mountain is full of monkeys? "

Yang Jian gnawed on the melon rind, suddenly turned his head to look at me, and said, "The order from the Jade Emperor, the thoughts are taught by the Bodhisattva."

???

It's none of my business!

After you burn the mountain, I'll water it to turn it green!

Yang Jian is a man who accepts death and is stubborn. Even if he kills, he accepts death. In short, he is always right, and he will always hold his lofty ideals and swear to the death.

He stretched out three fingers to Sun Wukong: "What do you know, you monkey, this is called ecological sustainability."

...I think it's dangerous to go on like this.

You must know that Yang Jian is a god. Gods look at things relatively lightly, and they pay attention to the holistic view. They don’t regard a living person as a living person, but treat him as one of the six reincarnations and ten reincarnations. The problem is that Sun Wukong is a Monster, he has never cared about the six realms of reincarnation, and he doesn't understand the whole body, he only looks at the individual, which is very embarrassing.

I think Sun Wukong may have to fight him desperately if he continues to explain it so forcefully.

So I quickly pulled Nezha over and said, "You come to sing."

Nezha asked in amazement, "Why am I singing?"

I said, "If you sing louder, they won't be able to hear you. If you can't hear me, you won't quarrel."

Nezha suddenly realized and began to sing.

However, it doesn't work for him to sing. You must know that Yang Jian is stubborn, very stubborn, and unusually stubborn. If he suddenly doesn't want to talk, he will turn around even if the Jade Emperor is standing in front of him, but if he wants to talk, he will To finish.

So, in Nezha's embarrassing singing, Yang Jian said: "Your [-] immortals will seize resources, kill many other creatures, and easily cause your monkey race to flood. I asked Guanyin Bodhisattva how to restore ecological balance. The Bodhisattva said that the linear increase in the number of large-scale births can be avoided by waiting for them to die almost, so I thought about it and decided to process it in batches.”

……

Sun Wukong has never been educated, unlike Yang Jian who was born in a prominent family. He is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. After all, he was sent to the west to study with God for 200 years. He is just a monkey. Understand.

Monkey King asked in astonishment, "...what?"

Yang Jian explained kindly: "Oh, it's just burned. It's more economical and recyclable, you know."

Sun Wukong was so angry with his attitude that he trembled all over, he gritted his teeth and held his stick and said, "Okay Yang Jian, you just wait to die!"

Yang Jian said: "Let's fight hard, don't die at every turn."

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth: "Aren't you a god who never grows old or dies? My child has provoked someone! I made the mistake, I committed the crime, and you want revenge on me!"

Yang Jian is more serious: "Our gods don't grow old or die, and we don't reproduce like crazy to steal other people's food. You have to know that the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals in the sky can save food. They only need to drink fairy wind at ordinary times, and the key is that they don't eat food. Baby..."

His endless talk really scared me to death. I suspect that if he continues to say this, he will be able to piss off Monkey King to death. I was so scared that I hurriedly sang along with Nezha.

To be honest, it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong, there is no right and wrong!

I have long been used to the thoughts of the gods in the sky and become confused, but he is the first one to explain it so hard!

The strange singing of our two finally suppressed their quarreling. No matter what Yang Jian said, Sun Wukong couldn't hear him anymore. He was furious and rushed over to fight Yang Jian.

Yang Jian was also idle, following him to fight endlessly.

When the other priests saw that I started singing, they were very embarrassed. After all, they didn't know that Guanyin of the South China Sea still liked to sing at this time, but when a person does strange things, others all say in their hearts: This person is a strange person.

When two people do strange things, others will say in their hearts: Maybe they have some unavoidable reason?

If one of the two has a high position and authority to do strange things, the others can only follow suit, otherwise it will appear that they look down on me.

So, Mantian Shenjiang followed me and suddenly started singing together. This scene is really magnificent.

After Yang Jian fought with Sun Wukong for a while, he suddenly didn't want to fight any more, threw the three-pointed double-edged gun, and said stubbornly: "I decided to quit the addiction a while ago, so I decided not to fight more than [-] rounds a day. I will open it for you." I have set a precedent, I have already fought you for [-] rounds, and I can't fight anymore."

He took out a small notebook from nowhere, and took a thin pen to write on it: "Why don't you make an appointment, I'm free the day after tomorrow, let's find a place to call the day after tomorrow..."

Sun Wukong was making red eyes, no matter what he said, he held up a stick and hit him on the head, the strong wind was like a mountain falling and the ground cracking.

Yang Jian turned his head to hide, looked blankly at Monkey King and said, "Didn't you say you won't fight?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth: "It's you who say you don't fight, you don't fight! Look at the trick!"

Yang Jian came up stubbornly: "I say I won't fight if I don't fight. Although I burn mountains and set fire to them, I am a principled god."

Sun Wukong shouted: "Give back the lives of my [-] children!"

Yang Jian hid for a few times, and said: "Are you not free the day after tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow? But it has to be counted according to the time in the sky. You know, I am a god, and I am very busy."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly realized that something was not right around him. When he turned his head, he found that the gods were singing along with me. However, I stopped singing, and the remaining two Leigongs reacted relatively slowly, and they were still singing at the top of their voices. , halfway through singing, forgot the words, and stared at each other with wide eyes.

Yang Jian avoided Sun Wukong's stick, and continued to sing to remind them.

The two Lei Gongs were enlightened in an instant, suddenly realized, and continued to sing with high spirits. The two of them sang in harmony, obviously they hadn't been so happy in hundreds of years.

In order to calm their two enemies, I can only say: "Wukong, don't fight anymore. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

Sun Wukong shouted: "What ten years, he is clearly reneging on his debts, three hundred rounds a year, when will he fight!"

I said awkwardly, "Why don't you save up some grudges and avenge them bit by bit?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He suddenly dropped the stick, and began to play tricks: "Why are you facing outsiders and defeating my prestige! It is clear that this guy is murderous, and his methods are ruthless!"

I thought in my heart that although he is rather stubborn and has a strange mind, the imperial decree to burn the mountain was issued by the Jade Emperor. innocent.

And I feel in my heart that although it is inhumane for him to process this in batches, he managed to solve the problem somehow...

You raise more than 4 monkeys and don’t farm. You have one litter all your life, and none of them grow old or die. After 20 years, the number has increased hundreds of times. Every day, you pick fruits everywhere. This mountain is empty and you pick other mountains. , It’s very overbearing to grab other people’s food, how can those wild trees support you, after all, the population explosion also needs a food foundation...

But I also suggested humane treatment at the time, don't be so cruel, and repaint the book of life and death, it's okay to live, grow old, get sick and die normally, but the Jade Emperor didn't listen, he just refused to listen, what can I do...

I can't talk about this thing, after all, I don't know which is right and which is wrong. I have been a god for many years, and I am very confused from beginning to end.

At this time, the two of them were probably tired from chasing and running, and suddenly they all turned to look at me.

When they saw me, I knew something was wrong.

Sun Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, please judge justice! Otherwise, I won't go to learn the scriptures!"

Yang Jian said: "Guanyin, take your crazy monkey home. Although I want to fight him, I am determined to stop fighting. I can't fight anymore today."

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Have you all forgotten the little monk in the monster cave?